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FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: New Year's Baby ()
Date: December 23, 2012 05:17PM

I've had this idea for a long time now that two young, single, successful, attractive men and woman from this forum ought to get together in real life (IRL) and begin a courtship.....


....after the courtship, they will get married by an ordained Preacher, and have a ceremony. And on the wedding night to consugate the marriage, they would become one, in both body and mind and soul.

And nine months later we will have a forum baby. And we can share the baby, between various posters. One week, 496 will have the baby. The next week, Alias can keep the baby. Eesh keeps the baby for two days, supervised. And so on.


and my thought is Harry and Generoviousa should be the ones to have this forum baby.

harry, comment? Genny, comment?
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: 5hat's a good idea ()
Date: December 23, 2012 05:23PM

yeah mabye we should do this

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: estupid ()
Date: December 23, 2012 05:35PM

I've read a lot of stupid shit on this site but that is a new kind of stupid

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 23, 2012 05:48PM

looks like a Mr. Misery piece of work.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 23, 2012 06:23PM

Well if I did have a baby, I'd probably want to give it away. But I don't think the evil little spawn would make it past the first trimester.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Yup ()
Date: December 23, 2012 06:23PM

BEH Wrote:
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> looks like a Mr. Misery piece of work.

No doubt whatsoever.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 23, 2012 06:32PM

I would sell it.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Nobody Beats the... ()
Date: December 23, 2012 06:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I would sell it.

Pet or meat?

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Black jockey ()
Date: December 23, 2012 07:08PM

I'm sure it will be a great " high yellow" baby.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: unLGj ()
Date: December 23, 2012 09:06PM

New Year's Baby Wrote:
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> I've had this idea for a long time now that two
> young, single, successful, attractive men and
> woman from this forum ought to get together in
> real life (IRL) and begin a courtship.....
>
>
> ....after the courtship, they will get married by
> an ordained Preacher, and have a ceremony. And on
> the wedding night to consugate the marriage, they
> would become one, in both body and mind and soul.
>
>
> And nine months later we will have a forum baby.
> And we can share the baby, between various
> posters. One week, 496 will have the baby. The
> next week, Alias can keep the baby. Eesh keeps the
> baby for two days, supervised. And so on.
>
>
> and my thought is Harry and Generoviousa should be
> the ones to have this forum baby.
>
> harry, comment? Genny, comment?
> .
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Mithboosters ()
Date: December 23, 2012 09:35PM

unLGj Wrote:
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 23, 2012 09:43PM

Yawn . . . mister misery, you're gettin rusty champ.

 

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 23, 2012 09:57PM

A for effort tho

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: speeedaball ()
Date: December 23, 2012 10:13PM

if you take a take a klonopin and also a adderall at the dame time its almost like a speedball

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: name of the baby ()
Date: December 23, 2012 10:41PM

what should we name the forum baby?

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Except, no ()
Date: December 23, 2012 10:50PM

speeedaball Wrote:
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> if you take a take a klonopin and also a adderall
> at the dame time its almost like a speedball

Jeez. Kids that grew up in the 90s and 00s really are a bunch of lightweights who get off on taking lame pharmies.

If you take klonopin and adderall at the same time, it's like taking a really mild benny and smoking just a little bit of meth.

I'd hate to see what that shit does to your liver and kidneys, though.

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: lets get a baby going ()
Date: December 24, 2012 12:54AM

if Genoerouanoidfuao is out, then who would be willing to carry the baby to term?


how about Gordown Blvd?
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 24, 2012 05:37AM

We already had a forum baby... his name was Reynold and he was gay and Asian and you killed him... next idea...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: BioHazard ()
Date: December 24, 2012 07:10AM

I don't think "consugate" is a legal sex act in any country or in cyberspace, even between consenting tag names. Nor do I think it will ever produce a baby that could be cybershared.

If two FFXU-cybertards did "consugate" - it would probably look like the fail on the left....
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: new year's baby ()
Date: December 24, 2012 09:30AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> We already had a forum baby... his name was
> Reynold and he was gay and Asian and you killed
> him... next idea...


yes, but, this would be EVERYONE'S baby............................................it will be a shared baby.



so it's a completely different idea and you're wrong for dismissing it. case closed, end of story.


another thing that's been lacking lately is funny image macros. this one features Psylocke from the X-Men, doing calinsthenics:
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: BioHazard ()
Date: December 24, 2012 09:51AM

I don't think "calinsthenics" is a legal sex act in any country or in cyberspace, even between consenting tag names. Nor do I think it will ever produce a baby that could be cybershared.

If two FFXU-cybertards did "calinsthenics" - it would probably look like this
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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: why ()
Date: December 27, 2012 05:46PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> We already had a forum baby... his name was
> Reynold and he was gay and Asian and you killed
> him... next idea...


why so mad?

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 27, 2012 05:48PM

Not mad... This gimmick is tired... Let's get back on track...

why Wrote:
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> why so mad?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 27, 2012 07:01PM

It would be like Stuart from Mad TV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjsVf9DvoI

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Re: FFXU Forum Baby
Posted by: The Vision ()
Date: December 29, 2012 06:28PM

The Vision and The Scarlet Witch were a very talented superhero couple.
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