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Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Donkey Punch ()
Date: December 03, 2012 08:23AM

Why do girls put their cell phones in the back pocket the their jeans? I would think it would fall out or someone might grab it.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 03, 2012 08:42AM

I could be killed for revealing this piece of top secret information, but the truth must come out.

Girl farts can produce electricity. They keep their phones in their back pockets to make sure it has a full charge at all times.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Donkey Punch ()
Date: December 03, 2012 08:57AM

That might explain why when i tongue punch a ballon knot I get a slight charge on my in my mouth :/.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 03, 2012 09:08AM

It sure beats the dorks and dweebs with the belt clips.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 03, 2012 09:09AM

Yeah. It should make your fillings tingle, like chewing aluminum foil. If she ate Mexican food earlier, you can tell because it'll feel like sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Donkey Punch ()
Date: December 03, 2012 09:58AM

What about dingleberry's. I have had a few women that have had them. Do they help to hold the phone in place?

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Louisa ()
Date: December 03, 2012 10:00AM

Cell phone vibrating in my pocket make me happy.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Donkey Punch ()
Date: December 03, 2012 10:07AM

Louisa Wrote:
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> Cell phone vibrating in my pocket make me happy.


So you like the backdoor access?

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Aqua Buddha ()
Date: December 03, 2012 10:10AM

its so then can butt dial people. ANd when They Really dial someone they can have an exscuse like "oh I didnt really mean to call you I JUST BUTT DIALED YOU" you NEVR REALLY KNOW if they are telling the truth.

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Prepaid vaginal phone service ()
Date: December 03, 2012 10:47AM

Louisa Wrote:
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> Cell phone vibrating in my pocket make me happy.


Haven't you heard of vagicell?

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Donkey Punch ()
Date: December 03, 2012 10:49AM

Prepaid vaginal phone service Wrote:
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> Louisa Wrote:
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> > Cell phone vibrating in my pocket make me
> happy.
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> Haven't you heard of vag

That's not for browneyes!

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 03, 2012 04:20PM

My completely real and non-fictional girlfriend puts her phone in her back pocket because she has an app that lets her know when people are looking at her butt.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: Darth Vader ()
Date: December 03, 2012 04:46PM

And if they have no back pocket, theres always the natural pocket....



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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 03, 2012 07:14PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> My completely real and non-fictional girlfriend
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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: pee wee jr. ()
Date: December 04, 2012 12:04PM

They do it when they are expecting a booty call

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Re: Girls and Cell phones
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 04, 2012 12:11PM

Its cuz their jeans are too tight, nothing really fits in the front pockets. I have the same problem sometimes, but I'd never put my phone in my back pocket for fear of sitting on it and breaking it.

Alas, I just stuff my phone in the front pocket...

 

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