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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: FSO ()
Date: September 28, 2012 06:56AM

No way this tart makes it as a foreign service officer. She has a promising career in porn though.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Wayfarer ()
Date: September 28, 2012 07:15AM

¥.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/18/2018 11:17PM by Wayfarer.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P ()
Date: September 28, 2012 07:39AM

Haters gunna hate

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Ah, those magnificent breasts ()
Date: September 28, 2012 09:08AM

Amanda P Wrote:
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> Haters gonna hate

I'll be Huckleberry.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: motorboating ()
Date: September 28, 2012 09:50AM

is what i'd do to that tramp, tan or no tan.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Fry ()
Date: September 28, 2012 02:45PM

Attention whore....or just a whore, not sure which

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Haters ()
Date: September 28, 2012 08:32PM

She's cute, not hot. Bangable but a mental case.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 28, 2012 09:03PM

Haters Wrote:
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> She's cute, not hot. Bangable but a mental case.


This

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P. ()
Date: September 28, 2012 09:11PM

496 Wrote:
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> Haters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's cute, not hot. Bangable but a mental
> case.
>
>
> This

This?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: September 28, 2012 09:35PM

Ran away temper tantrum, decrepid anthem
Set a low goal, I arrived late
I'm here to scrape a car clean to the funk machine
Imposes on the underling amalgam cluster and identifies the mother
You got heart
I hate to tell you but it skips more than it palpitates
Like these here little drunken archers missed one of they calculate

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Booger ()
Date: September 29, 2012 04:34PM

Doable, big fun boobs, looks like a good tme girl. Easy lay.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Say what? ()
Date: September 30, 2012 07:21AM

Too hot, not too tan.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: September 30, 2012 11:39AM

I would eat that ass.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Gay Dukes ()
Date: September 30, 2012 12:19PM

Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> I would eat that ass.


You eat dude's asses.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: September 30, 2012 12:34PM

Gay Dukes Wrote:
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> Chad Dukes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would eat that ass.
>
>
> You eat dude's asses.

Everyone looks the same back there.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Huge Heffner ()
Date: October 01, 2012 09:07AM

Cute, but way too full of herself. If she keeps eating she's gonna pop those back bolts off with deadly force.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Dr Freud ()
Date: October 01, 2012 09:55AM

First class mental patient.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: October 01, 2012 10:24AM

1.) That body is at least 20 pounds from greatness. She needs to lay off the Wendy's Biggie Size fries
2.) I'm gonna guess she has some serious daddy issues of some sort.
3.) Too bad about the face.
4.) Her car probably has a license plate with "QT Pie" or some variation thereof.
5.) With enough alcohol and psychedelic drugs, I'd probably do her and I'd definitly and seriously regret it later.

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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Dr Ozzie ()
Date: October 01, 2012 10:38AM

She is cuter when she was thinner, as shown in the pictures. Low self-esteem led to body piercings, and embracing her "curves" which has turned to "fat". She needs a couple of years of psychoanalysis to get back on track. That smile looks so forced it is painful to look at.

And she needs to tame those eyebrows.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Gene Simmons ()
Date: October 01, 2012 02:36PM

She's even more narcicisstic than me.


And I would totally do her.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Poolboy ()
Date: October 01, 2012 09:12PM

Not too tan. Good size. Wrap it up, I'll take it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P. ()
Date: October 02, 2012 07:51AM

Haters gunna hate. I don't kare, i am bootiful and I no it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda Wenk ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:05AM

you call those tits? I call those bug bites.
Now these are tits!
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: DontCare ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:53AM

I don't see no stinkin tits. Show em or you suck.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Johnny Cockran ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:55AM

If there is no nip, it ain't no tit.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Kings Parker ()
Date: October 03, 2012 06:55AM

Amanda is a class five clinger, but would fun for a couple hours.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Jack Horner ()
Date: October 03, 2012 11:57AM

I need to see those funbags outside of the bathing suit. I fear thay flop down to the floor.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bobby Collingsworth ()
Date: October 03, 2012 01:16PM

Kings Parker Wrote:
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> Amanda is a class five clinger

stage 5 dipshit!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Cute girl ()
Date: October 03, 2012 01:19PM

Sounds like a fag party on this thread. Everyone criticizing the girl.most of you would rather suck cock. Enjoy while I take the girl.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Sloppy Firsts ()
Date: October 03, 2012 02:52PM

Cute girl Wrote:
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> Sounds like a fag party on this thread. Everyone
> criticizing the girl.most of you would rather suck
> cock. Enjoy while I take the girl.


Get in line, you can have her when I am done.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Larry Flynt ()
Date: October 04, 2012 11:41AM

Stunning.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: hahahahx100 ()
Date: October 04, 2012 12:22PM

Cute girl Wrote:
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> Sounds like a fag party on this thread. Everyone
> criticizing the girl.most of you would rather suck
> cock. Enjoy while I take the girl.



Of course... Because if a bunch of people think a woman is ugly, it's THEY who are fags.



Is it at all possible that she is in fact....ugly?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Jame Cerrito ()
Date: October 04, 2012 01:39PM

She isn't ugly..a little beefy, yes, but how many of you are the perfect height and weight?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: AdonisPerfected ()
Date: October 04, 2012 02:37PM

Here's her facebook status of the day:

"Amanda Putprush
15 minutes ago via mobile
Seriously, there is nothing worse than annoying ignorant people at the doctors office....
Like ·
2 people like this."

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: October 04, 2012 02:45PM

Cute girl Wrote:
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> Sounds like a fag party on this thread. Everyone
> criticizing the girl.most of you would rather suck
> cock. Enjoy while I take the girl.

It seems that Amanda Putprush has found this thread...

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"The three enemies of the people are hegemony, monogamy, and monotony."-Terence McKenna

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Confused.... ()
Date: October 04, 2012 03:08PM

AdonisPerfected Wrote:
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> Here's her facebook status of the day:
>
> "Amanda Putprush
> 15 minutes ago via mobile
> Seriously, there is nothing worse than annoying
> ignorant people at the doctors office....
> Like ·
> 2 people like this."


So, she does like to annoy ignorant people? Since Georgetown is not teaching her how to punctuate, I am not sure I understand.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 04, 2012 03:25PM

Amanda obviously is banking on a tan and cleavage to get through life, and threw any thoughts of education aside.

She I'd bang her, but that doesn't mean anything, I'd bang Oprah for God's sake.

Besides, what kind of name is Putprush? Does she really belong in my country?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 04, 2012 04:44PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Amanda obviously is banking on a tan and cleavage
> to get through life, and threw any thoughts of
> education aside.





Well, she's proud of the fact she attends Georgetown....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Georgetown University ()
Date: October 04, 2012 04:45PM

For the record we are not proud to have Amanda Putprush as a student. Please, don't judge us unfairly.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 4DAREKORJD ()
Date: October 04, 2012 05:06PM

For the record...

You can put anything you want on facebook and it's not necessarily true.
I could put myself in as a harvard graduate doctor....and it will be public to anyone who see my profile.

What I'm saying is.... Amanda doesn't currently take classes at Georgetown.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Amanda P. ()
Date: October 04, 2012 07:50PM

I said I was taking classes at Georgetown, and that is on the Internet, so it has tO be true. Haters gunna hate

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Almost Famous ()
Date: October 04, 2012 08:07PM

Amanda P. Wrote:
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> I said I was taking classes at Georgetown, and
> that is on the Internet, so it has tO be true.
> Haters gunna hate


Cute and feisty. Hang in there young lady. Most trolls here are just jealous and you wouldn't give them the time of day.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:19AM

Jame Cerrito Wrote:
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> She isn't ugly..a little beefy, yes, but how many
> of you are the perfect height and weight?

I am. Also, my penis is roughly the length and girth of a Pringles can. The regular-sized one, not that snack pack crap.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: man boobs ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:25AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Jame Cerrito Wrote:
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> > She isn't ugly..a little beefy, yes, but how
> many
> > of you are the perfect height and weight?
>
> I am.



You are the same size as Meade.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:37AM

man boobs Wrote:
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> You are the same size as Meade.

Is Meade also 6'6" and built like a Rocky IV-era Dolph Lundgren with what many, many ladies have called an "EnormoDong?"

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MicroDonged ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:39AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> man boobs Wrote:
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> > You are the same size as Meade.
>
> Is Meade also 6'6" and built like a Rocky IV-era
> Dolph Lundgren with what many, many ladies have
> called an "EnormoDong?"
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:49AM

Don't be envious, li'l buddy. The world needs small-dicked guys to make women appreciate men like me even more. And who knows? Maybe your girlfriends were actually telling you the truth when they said you were a "good size."

Snicker.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: the real l'il "buddy" ()
Date: October 05, 2012 04:59AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Don't be envious, li'l buddy. The world needs
> small-dicked guys to make women appreciate men
> like me even more. And who knows? Maybe your
> girlfriends were actually telling you the truth
> when they said you were a "good size."
>
> Snicker.


It must be great having a Dolph Lundgren physique and John Holmes sized penis on the internet. Unfortunately, reality says something different.


double snicker

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 05:16AM

the real l'il "buddy" Wrote:
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> It must be great having a Dolph Lundgren physique
> and John Holmes sized penis

It is.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: ok ()
Date: October 05, 2012 05:20AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> the real l'il "buddy" Wrote:
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> -----
> > It must be great having a Dolph Lundgren
> physique
> > and John Holmes sized penis
>
> It is...


...when you are on the internet.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 05:59AM

ok Wrote:
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> ...when you are on the internet.

You seem pretty determined to try to debunk the claims of my impeccable physique. Why are you so jealous of me? If you tried channelling some of the energy you're currently wasting on envy into something more positive, maybe someday you could be as awesome as me. That's a big "maybe," but nothing's impossible!

I believe in you, sorta!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: meade like ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:03AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> maybe someday you could
> be as awesome as me.


You look like (physique wise) and are about as awesome, delusional, and talented as this guy...
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:10AM

Oh. You must be one of my stalkers. This makes a lot more sense now.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:21AM

Oh yeah? Well, I have stretch-marks, gynecomastia (read bitch-tits), a receding hairline, bad teeth.. and I have an average-length penis with below average girth...

Edit: Oh... I also have back acne...

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I am. Also, my penis is roughly the length and
> girth of a Pringles can. The regular-sized one,
> not that snack pack crap.

Signatures are for fags



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2012 06:23AM by Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Oh yeah? Well, I have stretch-marks, gynecomastia
> (read bitch-tits), a receding hairline, bad
> teeth.. and I have an average-length penis with
> below average girth...
>
> Edit: Oh... I also have back acne...

... when you are on the internet.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:29AM

LOL... remember when we switched usernames... then the site got shut down for a week... and then we inexplicably returned to our respective usernames?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ... when you are on the internet.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 05, 2012 06:32AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> LOL... remember when we switched usernames... then
> the site got shut down for a week... and then we
> inexplicably returned to our respective
> usernames?

That was good times. People were all like, "WHOA, THEY TOTES SWITCH NAMES." It was so epic. Nobody knew what to make of such bedlam. Just goes to show that cool shit happens all the time...

... when you are on the internet.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Chuuby Chaser ()
Date: October 05, 2012 05:38PM

She's not horrible looking, but I can only imagine how horrible her voice must be to listen to.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: dark penis ()
Date: October 06, 2012 08:13AM

She's not bad. You motherfuckers think everyone needs to look like a supermodel in order to fuck.

I personally would spend a lot of time in between those thighs, lapping up at that moist and delectable pussy. I spend time eating out that sexy ass too. I bet she has pretty feet. I can imagine myself sliding in and out of that hot little snatch while I nibble at her toes.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bravo ()
Date: October 06, 2012 08:24AM

dark penis Wrote:
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> She's not bad. You motherfuckers think everyone
> needs to look like a supermodel in order to fuck.
>
> I personally would spend a lot of time in between
> those thighs, lapping up at that moist and
> delectable pussy. I spend time eating out that
> sexy ass too. I bet she has pretty feet. I can
> imagine myself sliding in and out of that hot
> little snatch while I nibble at her toes.


Nothing like a black dick to stir things up

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: HereYouGO ()
Date: October 06, 2012 10:58AM

Here's a copy and paste of her facebook "likes"

Music

Celine Dion

Creed

Scott Stapp

Basshunter

Sammy Adams

Mayday Parade

Sublime With Rome

Apollo and the Sun Gods

POD-Payable On Death

The All-American Rejects

Jane's Addiction

Tool

Fedde Le Grand

Chevelle

Pauly van Doorn - Official

Boys Like Girls

Sum 41

Jason Mraz

3 Doors Down

Thrice

Sugarcult

Lady Gaga

Sublime

DJ WASABI

50 Cent

Breaking Benjamin

Deathcab For Cutie

Foo Fighters

Goo Goo Dolls

Incubus

Jimmy Eat World

Nine Inch Nails

Panic! At The Disco

Papa Roach

Jack Johnson
Movies

The Count of Monte Cristo

Charlie St. Cloud

Daydream Nation
Television

Tito's ancient hawaiian sayings from Rocket Power

Lost

South Park

Entourage

Man v. Food Nation

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Wilfred

Wilfred

Nip/Tuck

Shark Week

Rocket Power
Athletes

RIP Andy Irons
Sports Teams

US Sailing Team Sperry Top-Sider
Sports

Surfing
Activities

Surfing

Skimboarding

Diving

White Water Rafting

Sailing

Kayak

Soccer

Hiking

Mountain Climbing

Rockclimbing

Kayaking

Cheerleading

Beach Lifeguarding

Lifeguard

Wakeboarding

Golf

Skiing

Dancing

Fencing

Archery

Hang gliding
Interests

Adventurous Outings
Other

Other
Lansdowne Resort, Ronnie The Janitor, at cheerleading when i hear the words "full out" i die a little inside., USA Swimming, Abercrombie & Fitch, Café World, Josephine, Adrian Grenier, Joanna Krupa, I want to re-live that night..., Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody), Anastasiya Shpagina, Marilyn Agency NY, Adriana Lima, Amy Childs Official, Gisele Bündchen, Christina Makowsky, Outer Banks Pro, Harry Winston Official Page, Trashy Lingerie, Pnina Tornai - The Official Page, Reflections Bridal Pageant & Prom, Bolthouse Productions, The Cross FM, Fur Nightclub, Life In Color "World's Largest Paint Party", Lima Events, Chalany High Heels, Billabong, The Miller School of Albemarle, Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex, Dita Von Teese, True Religion Brand Jeans, Free People Clarendon, Washington Post, Great Falls Park, Villa Blanca, Roberto Cavalli, BGR The Burger Joint, The Italian Store, Doug Kammerer, After Dark Films, Barcode, Bottega Veneta, corsets-uk, Zappos.com, BALENCIAGA, Hermès, Beach Bunny Swimwear, NO H8 Campaign, The Lifeguard Store, Ultrabar, Panorama Productions, Herve Leger, Louis Vuitton, Nixon, Aurora Bath and Jewels, Ocean Racing, Northern Virginia, 365 Things to Do in Loudoun County, American Red Cross, American Red Cross Top of Virginia Chapter, Australian Red Cross, Sucilee's House of Thai, The I Factor [Book], Georgetown 1634 Society, Jim Caviezel, Georgetown Athletics, National Geographic, Gaylord Hotels, Georgetown University, Christian Louboutin, DeConti Plastic Surgery, USA Cheer, Ralph Lauren, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Fansite by Wetpaint.com, Playboy, Daily Surf Videos, Sailing, UGG Australia, bebe, Georgetown University Office of Undergraduate Admissions, Nautique Boats, Georgetown University Bookstore, CHANEL, Washington, District of Columbia, National Cheerleaders Association, Buffalo Wild Wings, Lifeguards, surf, The Hoya, KP Photography, Greece, AirTran U, Varsity Cheerleading & Dance, Glow Washington DC, The 703, 365 Things to do in DC, EITMonline (Elliot In The Morning), Georgetown University, J.Crew, Stand Up Surfing & Paddling, Universal Cheerleaders Association, Entirely Cheer, BLEACHED SURF MAGAZINE, American Association of Cheerleading Coaches and Administrators (AACCA), Speedo USA, Chipotle Mexican Grill, YOUR LOCAL SURF MAGAZINE, MAC Cosmetics, Billabong Girls Australia, The North Face, DC101, CHEERSPORT, SURF, Megan Fox, Michael Phelps, KayakForLife
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 06, 2012 11:00AM

As stupid as the day is long.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Forest likes the gump ()
Date: October 06, 2012 11:14AM

BEH Wrote:
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> As stupid as the day is long.

We were all young once.
Spending our lives posting on ffu

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Brilliant ()
Date: October 06, 2012 12:06PM

Wow, a real Renaissance Woman

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Just an old fashion guy but ()
Date: October 06, 2012 04:01PM

those eyes,
those pouting lips,
and breasts.....there really is a God.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle ()
Date: October 06, 2012 05:13PM

Jame Cerrito Wrote:
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> She isn't ugly..a little beefy, yes, but how many
> of you are the perfect height and weight?

I'm not the perfect height and weight. And I also know people don't wanna' see that. So, I stay in my Mom's basement and don't go posting myself on the Internet...

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Manda ()
Date: October 06, 2012 07:35PM

Haters gunna hate

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Big Ben ()
Date: October 07, 2012 07:59PM

She's as smart as a box of Kleenex. Sh's going to balloon up in the nextcouple of years and have a about three kids and regret every moment of it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: UPDATE! ()
Date: October 08, 2012 12:53PM

LATEST!!!



Amanda Putprush shared a link.
about an hour ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/07/fungal-meningitis-outbreak-pharmacy-recall_n_1946843.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Caim%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D216815

Pharmacy Linked To Deadly Meningitis Outbreak Issues Wide Recall
www.huffingtonpost.com
ATLANTA -- The pharmacy that distributed a steroid linked to an outbreak of fungal meningitis has issued a voluntary recall of all of its products, calling the move a precautionary measure. The New England Compounding Center announced the recall Saturday.
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Amanda Putprush Please everyone be careful, there have been cases here on the east coast in Florida, Virginia, Maryland, & in other states such as: Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, Ohio, Tennessee.. To all my friends if you feel weird go to the Doctor immediately!!
about an hour ago · Edited · Like
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Bang Brother ()
Date: October 08, 2012 02:02PM

Definate Red Tube material. She could do one or two videos blowing black dudes and that's about it.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Dr Helpful ()
Date: October 08, 2012 02:21PM

She's a helper that one.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Huge Heffner ()
Date: October 08, 2012 05:20PM

You'll be seeing nipples here in a couple of weeks. Looks like she got blue contacts, but has not gone to work on those eyebrows yet.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Daddy ()
Date: October 08, 2012 06:41PM

Someone has some serious daddy issues, and her name is Amanda.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Curious.... ()
Date: October 08, 2012 07:59PM

Think she knows about this thread yet?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Maybemaybenot ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:04PM

On septemebr 27th she "had a bad day"
See her related facebook status:

"Meet Ruby & her lovely red lips~

I had a bad day, but my awesome mommy cheered me up by going me an early Halloween token. So blessed & love her* — with Charlene Friedersdorf Putprush.

Like · · Share
2 people like this."



But I doubt its related to FFU.... She would be bitching a storm if it was

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:18PM

Curious.... Wrote:
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> Think she knows about this thread yet?

Nah, I doubt it. I'm surprised she doesn't tho. FFU just isn't what it used to be.

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Charlene Putprush ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:19PM

Ugh, so embarassing. I hoped Georgetown would get her to spell right.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:21PM

Charlene Putprush Wrote:
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> Ugh, so embarassing. I hoped Georgetown would get
> her to spell right.


She reminds me of this girl I know that goes to UVA. I'm convinced the girl I know just pretends to be a ditzy moron because she thinks guys like it.

 

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:45PM

Yes, she has anal porn in her future.....

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: October 08, 2012 08:46PM

Nah, she's an idiot

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Lawrence Flint ()
Date: October 09, 2012 07:10AM

She will be doing porn within a year. What proud parents she must have.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: xHamster ()
Date: October 09, 2012 07:50AM

Lawrence Flint Wrote:
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> She will be doing porn within a year. What proud
> parents she must have.

I'll watch any porn she appears in. Cute, BT's and pouty lips.
What's not to like? Some serious troll faggots who probably shoot a load in their pants if she came close and they got a whiff of suntan lotion.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Porn Afficiando ()
Date: October 09, 2012 08:15AM

She has a future in porn and I would watch every scene she does. Trashy enough to love everything put near her, innocent enough to be the girl next door.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 09, 2012 08:39AM

Maybe I missed it, but there are no full view pictures of this attention whore with the foreign name. Only close ups and carefully staged poses.

My guess is that she's a fat smelly pig with stretch marks and low hanging tits, with a low IQ, a tremendous ego and delusions of grandeur.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: A polite observation. ()
Date: October 09, 2012 08:50AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Maybe I missed it, but there are no full view
> pictures of this attention whore with the foreign
> name. Only close ups and carefully staged poses.
>
> My guess is that she's a fat smelly pig with
> stretch marks and low hanging tits, with a low IQ,
> a tremendous ego and delusions of grandeur.

Maybe I miised it, but talk about attention whores.
Do you respond to every thread?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Full Body ()
Date: October 09, 2012 09:12AM

In the full body shots of her at the beach, she looks ok, but I think those were before she ballooned up. She's not terrible, though as has been said before, she looks like and behaves like a mental case.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: U.N. Owen ()
Date: October 09, 2012 10:58AM

She looks like she hands out that vag like an old lady handing out candy on Halloween. Speaking of Halloween, I wonder what whore outfit she'll be dressed up in.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2012 12:01PM

Why are we still talking about this girl? She has gotten more attention than most hot or not threads.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Jennie Finch ()
Date: October 09, 2012 01:20PM

Hotter than me.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Tony Perkins ()
Date: October 09, 2012 01:38PM

Looks like Julie Wright to me.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Toby Smirken ()
Date: October 09, 2012 03:03PM

Tasty

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: October 09, 2012 03:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why are we still talking about this girl? She has
> gotten more attention than most hot or not
> threads.

Ha, I never thought this would go almost three pages. I just didn't think the tan looked very healthy. My longest thread ever. But yeah...
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Huge Hefner ()
Date: October 09, 2012 03:43PM

Keep posting pics, that's all we want.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Lawrence Flint ()
Date: October 10, 2012 06:52AM

Huge Hefner Wrote:
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> Keep posting pics, that's all we want.


Dude, she's hot, of course we keep talking about her.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Milt Romney ()
Date: October 10, 2012 08:28AM

She gets my vote

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Sloppy Love ()
Date: October 10, 2012 03:21PM

I love 'em sloppy like this. How many dudes do you think have been up there? 20? 30?

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandy ()
Date: October 10, 2012 03:49PM

awww thx guize!!!

heres sum moore luv 4 my fanz and my haters!!
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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: A Hater ()
Date: October 10, 2012 03:54PM

Mandy Wrote:
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> awww thx guize!!!
>
> heres sum moore luv 4 my fanz and my haters!!


awful duck face. Need more boob shots.

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Daniel Webster ()
Date: October 10, 2012 04:08PM

My publishing company is pleased to announce that we will be adding the following entry in our next edition...

Potprush - v. To discuss someone in a public internet forum without their knowledge or consent. circa 2012 ex: I got teabagged after practice yesterday. A few weeks later, I get an email from Joe that someone took photos and people have been potprushing about me on FairfaxUnderground.com.

More Amanda pics, please!

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Re: Too tan?
Posted by: Mandy ()
Date: October 10, 2012 04:09PM

Like dis?

rnt i prty?
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