> If a pedestrian crosses in the middle of the
> street and gets hit by a car, we know the
> pedestrian is to blame.
> If a car blows a light and hits someone, we know
> the driver is to blame.
> If a bicyclist blows a stop sign and gets honked
> at for nearly hitting a car...by God, the cyclist
> is RIGHT! Fuck you haters in cars! How DARE you
> honk and ME the CYCLIST!
> Seriously, that's their fucking attitude.
Sometimes I think about buying a bike, that it would be a fun way to get some exercise and see the area. Then I remembered that I have a sense of decency, so I can't be a cyclist.
HEY KIDS: TIME 4 JOKEZ!!! ¡ Ja ja ja !
Q: What do you call a jerk on a two-wheeled toy intended for children?
A: A cyclist!
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer!
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with no one?
A: A cyclist! Because they're obnoxious and they wear those stupid spandex outfits!
Q: What's the difference between a gypsy and a cyclist?
A: One is a social parasite who actively resists integration into modern civilization, playing off of the basic human decency of others in order to perpetuate his selfish, insustainable, warped lifestyle. The other is called a "Romani," you racist.
Q: Now there's nothing funny about the atrocities committed by the Nazis during World War II. The Holocaust represents the worst impulses of humanity, and while it is an ugly stain on history, it must be acknowledged if only to ensure that nothing like it ever happens again. That said, who should Hitler have killed 6 million of instead?
I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN!!