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I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Bret ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:08PM

As you probably know my little brother, Derek Oliverio, died from smoke inhalation in a house fire about 4 months ago. He was the most driven, confident, bull-headed, and hard working person I have ever known. At 24, he single-handedly started Sup Dogs Bar and Grill in Greenville, NC (home of East Carolina University). When he passed away at 27, it was one of the most popular/successful restaurants at the University and in the entire city. In fact, the weeks leading up to his death he was meeting with attorneys, real estate agents, etc. drafting up plans to open up new locations in other cities. It really is unreal what he was able to accomplish in such a short time.

After months of thinking, I have decided to leave the radio business and put all of my energy into our family business with the purpose of carrying on Derek's legacy. My goal is to make Sup Dogs as big as Derek envisioned. This is something that I want to do not only for Derek, but for my family and myself. In two weeks, my wife and I will be moving to Greenville to learn EVERYTHING about the restaurant business with the hopes of expansion in the future. I know this is a personal risk and won't come easy, but I believe with a ton of hard work and support from family and friends, that is something we can accomplish.

Working for WJFK has been a dream job since I started with the Junkies part-time in 1999. I grew up listening to the station and can remember driving slowly by the Fairfax studio hoping to get a glimpse of the DJ's through the square window. Working for such a cool radio station and radio show really has been the highlight of my life. I have loved every single day at WJFK and The Fan.

I just want to say a few words about CK and The Junkies since I have worked with these guys since I was 18. CK's passion for the radio station and CBS Radio as a whole is remarkable and something I have always looked up to. He does the job of 6 people (probably more) and makes it look easy. Our station and company are incredibly LUCKY to have someone so intelligent and devoted. He is also a very good person and has been totally supportive of me personally and professionally.

Eric, Cakes, JP, Jason are like family and have provided me a career which I have loved. I have literally laughed out loud every single day at work since 1999. Not many people can say that. It's the BEST show on the radio- not even close. On a personal level, they have been incredibly kind, generous, and loyal to me over the last 12+ years. I consider them like big brothers. I am very fortunate to have been so close to all four and their amazing families. I will truly miss spending everyday with these guys.

I could go on and on, but I will stop now. Thank you to everyone for your support- I will miss every single one of you. My last day will be February 3.

Bret

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Felted ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:11PM

Trifling!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: 4 maggots ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:15PM

You'll be out of business in 2 years. Compared to your customers the four low-iq pieces of garbage you worked with will come off as rationale and intelligent.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: rick.rick ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:15PM

It's gonna be money!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:29PM

Peace out Brett. Why did you announce your departure on FFXU?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:34PM

Quite frankly Bret, who gives a good Goddamn?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Dissapointed ()
Date: January 23, 2012 01:43PM

I had high hopes for the RIP Derek Oliverio thread.

I thought it would equal the majesty of the Timmy/Rusty Hall threads and more recently the Carolos Hernandez thread.

But alas it was not to be, and it fizzed out after a meager run of only a couple of pages. Sad.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 23, 2012 02:04PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Peace out Brett. Why did you announce your
> departure on FFXU?


I'm assuming this was up on the Junkies website and someone cut and pasted it as a joke, given how much we love the Junkies around here and how pissed off Derek's family was about the shit that was said about him on FFXU at the time of his passing.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: WTL=Smart ()
Date: January 23, 2012 02:46PM

Yup.

I'm sure this isn't another get rich scheme like the internet domain squatting...

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: January 23, 2012 02:52PM

That was an email that Bret sent out this morning to the staff at WJFK, it was also posted on Facebook. As a Junkies listener for many years, I wish Bret luck on his new endeavors.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Celebtweet ()
Date: January 23, 2012 02:55PM

What is going to happen to the Celebrity Tweets website? Who will consume the majority of the areas BBQ sauce?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: January 23, 2012 02:57PM

Bret is down to the felt.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Lou Holtz ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:00PM

This guy was an idiot. He fell into a job a the right time and rode the wave on the backs of those other idiots. I doubt the hot dog stand will have and "sundress sillies" parties or "Emeril contests". He'll run that business into the ground in under 2 years.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Silly ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:02PM

It really is unreal this big-thighed dolt will amount to anything.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 23, 2012 03:18PM

The guy has spent 12 years being a coffee caddy for The Junkies. The odds of success at the hot dog biz seem pretty remote to me.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Go Brett! ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:22PM

Good luck!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Draaab? ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:28PM

Do I hear opportunity knocking for "Lips" Cahill? Sounds like a producer spot is open and Drab has experience.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:30PM

Good luck Brett.

But the restaurant biz is a tough one, just ask Timmy how many restaurants he'll give credit to (and rightly so.)

Only successful restaurateur I've ever met was Osama, and we all know how that ended up.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Lurchy ()
Date: January 23, 2012 03:58PM

Taking off one day to learn as much as you can about the restaraunt business isn't for everyone. The majority of restaraunts fail, the overwhelming majority of them fail. How does sitting around recording bits like "Bet on Bret" make someone ready to take over a hot dog empire?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: College Spot ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:08PM

If it really is a popular college spot, it has potential to be a good business for a while. As long as the freshman follow the seniors there every year, and you aren't terrible, you should have a consistent flow of business.

Expanding to other universities might not work so well though, as they usually have their own established spots. It is a tough shell to crack.

Is it like a place to get cheap eats after a night of drinking or something? We had a hot dog stand guy near the bars where I went to school, the guy made a killing. $2 dogs to a bunch of hungry drunk kids sounded like a bargain. If it is actually supposed to be a proper restaurant, it might be more difficult to expand.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Not rocket science ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:19PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The guy has spent 12 years being a coffee caddy
> for The Junkies. The odds of success at the hot
> dog biz seem pretty remote to me.


Yeah, but its a hot dog stand. How hard can it be?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Greenville ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:19PM

Greenville? Isn't that East Carolina? Do they have enough year round, local traffic there? Sure, making bucks off of drunk college kids is great during the school year, but what about when they leave? College towns are notorious for tanking businesses because there isn't enough traffic for 12 months a year.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Yup Dog ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:27PM

Looks like a college boozing spot. Open until 2:30 AM during the week, 3 AM on weekends.

A dog and fries is $5.50, so there is nice profit to be made there. The hot dog angle is a good one because it "looks" cheap, even though a topped hot dog and basket of fries costs about $1.50 to make.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Junkies-H8er ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:33PM

Ok now that Bret's gone...that leaves just 4 more that need to leave.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Scrooge McDuck ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:34PM

Something only makes money for you if you have people willing to pay the price you are asking for it.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: hot dog muncher ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:37PM

if i bought a hot dog from bret... id just be wondering the entire time if he washed his hands

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 23, 2012 04:37PM

Junkies-H8er Wrote:
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> Ok now that Bret's gone...that leaves just 4 more
> that need to leave.


+1

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 23, 2012 04:39PM

I remember eating at hot dog places like that in college. The owner was always some old divorced guy who lived in a trailer and smoked 4 packs a day because no woman would stand for his below minimum wage lifestyle.

Good luck, Bret! I'm sure it will all work out.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:55PM

Usually restaurant owners are going through divorices and are poor because most of them are scummy and can't keep thier dick in thier pants around the young, nubile, female waitstaff.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/23/2012 04:56PM by Hay Zeus.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:57PM

That sounds like a plus.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/23/2012 04:58PM by Atom.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: January 23, 2012 04:57PM

I'm not normally one to "give a fuck" about all the various "RIP" threads on FFXU. People are dumb for starting them and they deserve what they get.

I feel differently about this one though. The guy just lost his younger Brother and now he's leaving the job and friends that he's known and loved for years in order to try and keep his Brother's restaurant open. I give him props for that. That's a lot of loss and heartbreak to take in such a short period of time.

MOST of the "RIP" threads are along the lines of "Grieve for my Homie 'cause he got shot selling crack.", or some equally retarded line of thought.

This guy didn't ask for anyone to feel sorry for his Brother. He just posted a goodbye and expressed a love for the area and a sorrow about having to leave it. I think the dogs don't necessarily need to be "sic'ed" on this thread. Just tell the guy "goodbye" and "best of luck". That's all he was saying.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Clank David ()
Date: January 23, 2012 05:02PM

Good Luck Brett.

Just wondering if WJFK was doing some cost cutting, and you got out before they put you out?

Anyways loved the show back in the day.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: January 23, 2012 05:17PM

Personally I think it's a smart move to get out of radio and particularly working with the Junkies and go do something else. It sounds like a pretty solid business as it is, and if it fails it fails, but that's better than hanging onto this one gig until it just disappears one day.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 23, 2012 05:34PM

Taylor Wrote:
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> I feel differently about this one though. The guy
> just lost his younger Brother and now he's leaving
> the job and friends that he's known and loved for
> years in order to try and keep his Brother's
> restaurant open. I give him props for that. That's
> a lot of loss and heartbreak to take in such a
> short period of time.

Agree. Good post. Best of luck to the guy.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 23, 2012 07:21PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Personally I think it's a smart move to get out of
> radio and particularly working with the Junkies
> and go do something else. It sounds like a pretty
> solid business as it is, and if it fails it fails,
> but that's better than hanging onto this one gig
> until it just disappears one day.


What? You don't think Bret should take the Rob(b) route?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: good move. ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:10PM

yeah,..taking the rob route..thats funny.. I honestly wish the guy the best. good move getting out from that sinking ship called the sports junkies.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Brets silly ()
Date: January 23, 2012 08:47PM

Everyone who is on here hating on Bret, are the same low life people who sit around all weekend long playing with themselves, stalking Bret on Twitter and Facebook dreaming of being half the guy Bret is. He could not be doing a more honorable thing. If you were in the same situation you wouldnt have the balls to do what hes doing let alone ever have the following he does. For you to be hate posting on fairfax underground is exactly why you thumb buttholes and will never get the blonde sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Nosmo King ()
Date: January 23, 2012 09:20PM

Bret who?

And who still listens to those idiots?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: tar heel purple and gold ()
Date: January 24, 2012 03:07AM

greenville, N.C. is a fairly decent city and away from the hustle of the urban madness of No.Va.
if the hot dog business doesn't work out he probably could get a job at one of the many classic rock/oldies radio stations... they still exist down in them parts unlike the D.C. area

wonder if something happened over at the new CBS Radio headquarters in lanham. noticed wjfk is completely out of 10800 main street. i too liked looking thru the windows back in the ron and fez/don and mike days watching them whirl their radio magic
anyways all the furniture is gone and noticed even the old CBS radio sign on the outside of building is gone


good luck mr. oliverio

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: The Amount ()
Date: January 24, 2012 06:29AM

The amount that I just don't give a fuck is too big to be measured.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 24, 2012 06:31AM

I heard Dukes bitching about his commute. It wouldn't surprise me if the move causes a lot of the $10-an-hour hangers-on into moving on.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Silly-Bazilly ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:11AM

I quit the Junkies over a year ago. How many times can you hear something be "silly" or "felted". They revel in the fact they never prepare for guests and rarely talk sports. When they "The Junkies" they talked more sports and were told to talk less, now on "The Fan" they talk less sports. They hit their demographic, of which I am squarely in the middle of, but I can't take their BS anymore, time to grow up and move on.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:19AM

Nothing like listening to a bunch of dudes 20 - 25 years removed from college still talking like they're 20 years old. Felted.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: SacTown ()
Date: January 24, 2012 07:25AM

It's cool to hear a 40+ year old married father of multiple kids talking about how silly a girls silly is, or hear about a failed boxer talk up his book and how he left his wife, daughter and 2 year old son for a fitness model. I especially like it when they wave their W-2's in my face! Check out my Lou Holtz!! We can all relate, right?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Would you like some fries with that AIDS? ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:09AM

SILLY RICK KID DEREK GOT FELTED

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: EB sucks ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:38AM

I wish EB would quit. I hate that idiot.

He has a girlfriend btw. Silly.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: JP sucks ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:42AM

EB sucks Wrote:
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> I wish EB would quit. I hate that idiot.
>
> He has a girlfriend btw. Silly.


Need more proof other than "he has a girlfriend". Name, pics, something to back that up or else, you guessed it, never happened.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:47AM

EB sucks Wrote:
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> I wish EB would quit. I hate that idiot.
>
> He has a girlfriend btw. Silly.


EB is now separated/divorced also?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Dallas ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:51AM

I listen to the Junkies every morning while getting ready for work. Even though I'm a woman I really love the show. I remembers when you lost your brother. It was a tragic loss to your family. Good luck in the restaurant business. I'm sure you can make it work especially since you have a wonderful goal to honor your brother.

God bless you and your family!!
You will be missed!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Lurch sucks ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:54AM

It would be surprising if any of them were still married when the show ends.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Not Bret ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:55AM

Dallas Wrote:
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> I listen to the Junkies every morning while
> getting ready for work. Even though I'm a woman I
> really love the show. I remembers when you lost
> your brother. It was a tragic loss to your
> family. Good luck in the restaurant business.
> I'm sure you can make it work especially since you
> have a wonderful goal to honor your brother.
>
> God bless you and your family!!
> You will be missed!

...of course you know Bret didn't really post this, and will never read this, right?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 24, 2012 09:00AM

Lurch sucks Wrote:
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> It would be surprising if any of them were still
> married when the show ends.


The wives better strike now. At some point they will be getting half of nothing, so strike while the iron is hot!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: gary coleman ()
Date: January 24, 2012 09:02AM

I've only listened to a john feinstein interview in 6 months


isn't it JP who is the dastardly devil not EB i occasionally hear EB's screaming voice and lousy acting doing a thompson's creek window commercial with his wife hop sing while listening to few minutes of the lavert and dukie show lavert is still lousy radio but since wjfk is going for a p.g. county audience these days i ber he stays long time

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Lich King ()
Date: January 24, 2012 11:01AM

Fools!

This is part of my plan to have the meatiest thighed undead minion ever!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: fish fry ()
Date: January 24, 2012 11:32AM

Does this mean Valdez is the "executive producer"?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Drab ()
Date: January 24, 2012 11:40AM

fish fry Wrote:
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> Does this mean Valdez is the "executive producer"?

forget that, I am the most experienced producer not producing a show right now. I am getting that job.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: True Story ()
Date: January 24, 2012 12:49PM

JP sucks Wrote:
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> EB sucks Wrote:
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> > I wish EB would quit. I hate that idiot.
> >
> > He has a girlfriend btw. Silly.
>
>
> Need more proof other than "he has a girlfriend".
> Name, pics, something to back that up or else, you
> guessed it, never happened.


I went to Velocity five a few years ago to watch a WJFK sponsored UFC PPV event. Big O and Dukes were supposed to be there but instead it was EB and JP Flaim. EB was friendly and JP was peanut head, but I was talking to and being friendly with a blond chick he was also talking to. Turns out she is a "friend" of his. He got jealous when she was talking to me, told this girl "Does he look like Brad Pitt?". AS if to say why was she being friendly to me. No doubt he was cheating on his ugly wife with her. I'd be surprised if he wasn't.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Drunk Mike ()
Date: January 24, 2012 01:06PM

The exchange they had on their show this morning was ridiculous. peanut head JP walks in late, yet again, and EB goes off on him, yet again. They really need to cut that fuckface JP go, he is by far the worst on the show. How do you constantly not show up for work on time and keep you job?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: True Story continued ()
Date: January 24, 2012 01:12PM

EB-Married to a homely chinese woman, making fun of BDK when BDK has been with more women in a year than that sorry sack has had in his life. Also, is a pervert who likes asking inappropriate questions. I laughed when he said he's never uncomortable around women. Guy looks like the grim reaper. His window commercials with his wife and the latest one with Flaim's wife are so embarrassing, just a neurotic coward. Doesn't like watching violent movies and yet is a republican.

Lurch-One of the sorriest individuals ever to grace any radio station. Free plugs, free stuff and constant complaining. Cries everytime BDK comes on but BDK is at least 100 times more interesting. Is also a yuppie coward who will shill for anyone and becomes friendly with anyone who is of benefit to him, like Rom. Truly a tall, pale, gonnorhea faced disgrace of a man. Very boring. Crossed his legs on the Junkies only appearance on ESPN classics. Another sorry excuse of a man.

JP Flaim-Married to, or going to be married to, a fitness model/money-grubbing whroe who is looking at the zeroes in his bank account and the free plugs she gets everytime he's on the radio and pimps her, her website, blah, blah, blah.
A little shrimp of a man who is very neurotic, putting up pictures of himself and the whore in question in their snuggies along with other very corny, pathetic and embarrassing pictures with no clue as to how bad it makes him come off. Don't think he cares as his pandering people to buy his book shows he has no shame. I give him and his future "wife"/stripper less than 2 years. Hopefully she gets a nice cut from the jackass, his dumb puerco rican brain probably won't register to sign a pre-nup. For a lawyer he's still a dumb scumbag.

Cakes-Possibly the sorriest looking human being to ever walk on two legs. White trash of the highest order. How this ugly motherfer graduated college is anybodies guess. Wants to own a gun, probably that low-iq redneck in him trying to come out. His annoying wife is just as white trash as he is. Likes wearing sports jerseys all day and thinks it's a good look. Despite running marathons is fat and still a sight for sore eyes. Somewhat funny on the microphone but not somebody any decent person would want to be in the company of. Fits right in with the 3 other soft yuppie maggots, even though he's more redneck than yuppie.

EB's Mother-dumb bible worshipping cunt, annoying as hell. Small brain and neurotic disposition inhereited by her son.

EB's wife-Ugly cunt. Probably EB's one and only girlfriend. Annoying as hell, voice is grating. A 3 at best.

Bret-Big thighed moron. Only likes blondes when brunettes are very attractive. Also only eats Chicken, just an idiot who's right at home with the other 4 pieces of garbage.

Rom-Don't know why he hangs around these losers, has more going for him than these idiots put together. Yet he is very pathetic as well, how sad.

Just a sorry group.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: the saga continue ()
Date: January 24, 2012 01:19PM

Drunk Mike Wrote:
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> The exchange they had on their show this morning
> was ridiculous. peanut head JP walks in late, yet
> again, and EB goes off on him, yet again. They
> really need to cut that fuckface JP go, he is by
> far the worst on the show. How do you constantly
> not show up for work on time and keep you job?

The whore doesn't let him sleep at night. She's used to being pumped and dumped. Being with one man isn't something she's used to. That should be his excuse. That or he's a puerco rican piece of garbage.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Next move ()
Date: January 24, 2012 01:21PM

Fire JP Lame. Hire Mr. Matthew Cahill as Exec. Producer. Bring in Oscar Santana to replace JP. Oscar can leave O'Meara. I'm sure Spewak is ready to fill his time with some references to 50s sitcoms.

Worst show ever? JP Flaim with Rob Spewak.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: No ()
Date: January 24, 2012 01:26PM

Oscar Santana is a bolivian indian scumbag who thinks he's white. Bolivians are the lowet form of human life, from south america, and second only to salvadorans and mexicans in their worhtlessness. Guy is another whore monger who dated some dirty cunt who was a junkette. Adds nothing to any show. Hedge hogged hair dirty indian, like a cinnamon oreo, brown on the outside, trying to be white on the inside. Oh and his mother's a dirty indian whore.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Zeballos ()
Date: January 24, 2012 02:00PM

Next move Wrote:
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> Fire JP Lame. Hire Mr. Matthew Cahill as Exec.
> Producer. Bring in Oscar Santana to replace JP.
> Oscar can leave O'Meara. I'm sure Spewak is ready
> to fill his time with some references to 50s
> sitcoms.
>
> Worst show ever? JP Flaim with Rob Spewak.


ocar doesn't know a thing about sports, but neither do those idiots. But firing JP and bringing in Chad Dukes would work on some level.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Yucky ()
Date: January 24, 2012 04:19PM

Brett has the culinary palette of a 7 year old. How the fuck does anyone think that him running a restaurant is a good idea?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: WorstIdea ()
Date: January 24, 2012 04:38PM

Zeballos Wrote:
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> Next move Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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s. But firing JP and
> bringing in Chad Dukes would work on some level.


That would be horrible on so many levels. Chad's ego could not stand for being the fourth man on the totem pole.

The junkies could care less about "the horde"

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: angry! ()
Date: January 24, 2012 05:04PM

holy s the hate spewing

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 24, 2012 05:06PM

Next on Gordon Ramsey's " Kitchen Nightmares".....SupDogs

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: More Hate ()
Date: January 24, 2012 05:07PM

At least Chad could piss off that liberal rican pussy JP by bringing his guns to the show.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: No reciprocity ()
Date: January 24, 2012 05:42PM

More Hate Wrote:
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> At least Chad could piss off that liberal rican
> pussy JP by bringing his guns to the show.


Not anymore he can't. Please disarm yourself as you pass into the shithole known as Maryland.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: January 24, 2012 08:57PM


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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Glass Joe ()
Date: January 25, 2012 07:12AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Fire JP,,,
>
>
> http://washington.cbslocal.com/audio-on-demand/the
> -sports-junkies/#


PLEASE fire JP, he's the weakest link, brings nothing to the show and can't show up on time to save his life.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: CK has a long drive too? ()
Date: January 25, 2012 07:42AM

"The exchange they had on their show this morning was ridiculous. peanut head JP walks in late, yet again, and EB goes off on him, yet again. They really need to cut that fuckface JP go, he is by far the worst on the show. How do you constantly not show up for work on time and keep you job"


is he stil pulling that shit? i have hardly listened to show over the last year or so and can remember the Crypt K/heeeper flaming JP several times in the distant past about the same thing

maybe they/he feel bad for the moronic asshole childhood friend and thats why he stays
it would be funny seeing jp do abogado tv ads on the local spanish station

he needs to move to lanham. would the muscle brain girlie like that?

posting them pictures on the internet so his kids can see them now and in the future
what a self oborbed thoughtless jerk

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Segment Killer ()
Date: January 25, 2012 07:49AM

JP kills segments. Anytime I've listened, the other 3 might get rolling on something funny and then JP chimes in and the bit immediately dies. He is also never the catalyst for a bit. They should just shut his mic off if they insist on keeping him around.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: January 25, 2012 11:58PM

I agree, I used to listen to the Junkies and download their podcasts daily for over 6 years, and JP is the worst, most debbie-downer of the four junkies.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Truth is ()
Date: January 26, 2012 12:16PM

If any of these idiots wrapped their car around a telephone pole it would be good for a laugh.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 26, 2012 12:38PM

JP is the Gilligan of the Junkies.

He approaches everything half-assed, blows it for everyone else, yet somehow miraculously ends up benefiting in some way (Junkette Jesse Example - Is now tagging the shit out of a "bikini pro" while the others can't leave their fucking houses at night to do live shows with "sillies")

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 26, 2012 12:44PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> JP is the Gilligan of the Junkies.
>
> He approaches everything half-assed, blows it for
> everyone else, yet somehow miraculously ends up
> benefiting in some way (Junkette Jesse Example -
> Is now tagging the shit out of a "bikini pro"
> while the others can't leave their fucking houses
> at night to do live shows with "sillies")


I don't know if he's benefiting by banging a "bikini pro" since he had to basically kick his wife and kids to the curb in order to get into her cooch. He's now working for half of his paycheck for the next decade at least. She's hot now, but eventually, those looks will fade and he'll be left with some dumb cunt whose looks no longer outweigh the vast emptiness between her ears.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 26, 2012 01:49PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I don't know if he's benefiting by banging a
> "bikini pro" since he had to basically kick his
> wife and kids to the curb in order to get into her
> cooch.

Exactly.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Chasing Rocky ()
Date: January 26, 2012 02:41PM

He'll be working for a lot less of that paycheck when this one leaves him, or just blows through what scraps he is getting now. If they are all getting aroun $150K, he has to support her on $75K.......not happening.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Chasing Lies ()
Date: January 26, 2012 02:50PM

Donk, they all make around 260k a year.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: hurting donkey ()
Date: January 30, 2012 08:24AM

anyone go to meaty thighs going away?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Donk ()
Date: January 30, 2012 08:57AM

Chasing Lies Wrote:
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> Donk, they all make around 260k a year.


$260? That's a pretty unique number, where did you come up with that? Did they wave a W2 in your face? Hurting.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 30, 2012 10:42AM

gonna build a money-metal house down there? Rick Rickerson

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: JA from Olney ()
Date: January 30, 2012 10:47AM

Papa squeeze, rick rick, cc time, FELTED!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Silly Bazilly ()
Date: January 30, 2012 10:52AM

It's one thing to read their moronic "lingo" on the radio, another thing to actually see it in writing. Douchebags.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: W2 in your FACE ()
Date: January 30, 2012 10:53AM

it's bad to hear their lingo on the radio too. Sorry to bust balls, but I get what you are saying. These guys are all over 40 now, grow up a little.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: January 30, 2012 11:46AM

I hate that shit! Felted Donks! No, Dear Sirs, FUCK YOU!!!!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: bobafeet ()
Date: January 30, 2012 11:47AM

bazilly has to be right up there with monkey tilt

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Silly Bazilly ()
Date: January 30, 2012 11:54AM

Typical conversation:

"that silly's silly is silly.'

"oh yeh, that silly's silly is silly bazilly!"

"silly"

"I wanted to get something to eat, but I'm felted"

"donk"

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 30, 2012 01:18PM

Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a cancer patient?

l.jpgLiver and Skin Relation

Most people know that alcohol can do the most damage to the liver, but it is a lesser known fact that alcohol's effect on the liver actually causes a sallow appearance in the face when the liver is stressed out and can't perform its duties properly. Just as alcohol can encourage scar tissue or "bad collagen" growth in the liver, it can also have this effect on the skin.


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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2012 01:23PM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: No TV for him ()
Date: January 30, 2012 01:21PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a
> cancer patient?
>
>

Well there's a reason why he's on the radio.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: NOstradamus ()
Date: January 30, 2012 01:25PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a
> cancer patient?
>
>

This ugly motherflucker should go out on a high note and just walk into the business end of a mac truck moving at 50 mph. Looks like hell-frozen over. Married to an annoying wife, with 3 half-breeds. Just a waste of skin. Oh, there's the window commercials too. Some people have no dignity or shame.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 30, 2012 01:41PM

NOstradamus Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a
> > cancer patient?
> >
> >
>
> This ugly motherflucker should go out on a high
> note and just walk into the business end of a mac
> truck moving at 50 mph. Looks like hell-frozen
> over. Married to an annoying wife, with 3
> half-breeds. Just a waste of skin. Oh, there's the
> window commercials too. Some people have no
> dignity or shame.


It would explain why he can't get through a flight without drinking. Being alone with his thoughts for any amount of time must be a fucking nightmare.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2012 01:42PM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy ()
Date: January 30, 2012 02:04PM

I give this thread 4.5 BDK's. If it were an animated children's movie that I could cry at, obviously I would give it 5. Now I'm late for my flight to Paris where I've got to interview Diccaprio for 2 minutes and then come right back.

Papa Squeeze!

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Valdeez ()
Date: January 30, 2012 02:12PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a
> cancer patient?
>
>
>
>
> Liver and Skin Relation
>
> Most people know that alcohol can do the most
> damage to the liver, but it is a lesser known fact
> that alcohol's effect on the liver actually causes
> a sallow appearance in the face when the liver is
> stressed out and can't perform its duties
> properly. Just as alcohol can encourage scar
> tissue or "bad collagen" growth in the liver, it
> can also have this effect on the skin.


So, is this his reported "girlfriend"? Remember, this guy said he was an 8 on a scale of 1-10 and said he was better looking than Tom Cruise.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: that is correct ()
Date: January 30, 2012 02:16PM

Valdeez Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is there a photo where EB doesn't look like a
> > cancer patient?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Liver and Skin Relation
> >
> > Most people know that alcohol can do the most
> > damage to the liver, but it is a lesser known
> fact
> > that alcohol's effect on the liver actually
> causes
> > a sallow appearance in the face when the liver
> is
> > stressed out and can't perform its duties
> > properly. Just as alcohol can encourage scar
> > tissue or "bad collagen" growth in the liver,
> it
> > can also have this effect on the skin.
>
>
> So, is this his reported "girlfriend"? Remember,
> this guy said he was an 8 on a scale of 1-10 and
> said he was better looking than Tom Cruise.


This looks like the girl I saw him shadowing during the Jardine-Rampage Velocity 5 ppv showing. I have no doubt he would cheat on his ugly, annoying cunt of a wife with a hole in the ground. The question is how much is he paying her/buying for her?

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Friend of EB ()
Date: January 30, 2012 02:44PM

You fuckers talking trash --> He makes more in 2 months than you make in 2 years. He's laughing all the way to the bank and enjoying his hot wifes box. You little internet dweebies with your gut haning over your underwear while you drink mountain dew code red and post anonymously on this pathetic forum.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Date: January 30, 2012 02:55PM

Valdeez Wrote:
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>
> So, is this his reported "girlfriend"? Remember,
> this guy said he was an 8 on a scale of 1-10 and
> said he was better looking than Tom Cruise.


Maybe if Tom Cruise had cancer.

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Friend of EB ()
Date: January 30, 2012 02:57PM

jk EB sucks, everyone hit it right on the head

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Re: I'm quitting the Junkies
Posted by: Oh really.... ()
Date: January 30, 2012 03:01PM

Friend of EB Wrote:
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> You fuckers talking trash --> He makes more in 2
> months than you make in 2 years. He's laughing
> all the way to the bank and enjoying his hot wifes
> box. You little internet dweebies with your gut
> haning over your underwear while you drink
> mountain dew code red and post anonymously on this
> pathetic forum.


Spoken like EB. Wave your W2 in my face

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