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Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
TrueAmerican
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Date: December 20, 2011 04:13PM
The colors are home and finally we have our US solders back from finding WMD's in Iraq.
Welcome back troops.
Welcome back troops.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
#24601 Abu Ghraib
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Date: December 20, 2011 04:45PM
I think a parade would be inappropriate. My electrocuted testicals also are not in favor of a parade.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Black Ops
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Date: December 20, 2011 04:45PM
Uh yeah...not ALL of the troops are home from Iraq...
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Boulder_Squad
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Date: December 20, 2011 04:51PM
what happens when i spread my buttcheeks wide and squeeze out a hot steaming pile of poop on your precious veteran's faces?
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
and
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Date: December 20, 2011 04:56PM
WMD's uh-huh
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: December 20, 2011 05:10PM
Im sick of the troops. Attention hoors, all of them.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Mr. Kine
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Date: December 20, 2011 05:29PM
I think a parade would be a great idea. I am so pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good and blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with us.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: December 20, 2011 05:30PM
Mr. Kine Wrote:
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> I think a parade would be a great idea. I am so
> pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good and
> blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with us.
FAKE
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> I think a parade would be a great idea. I am so
> pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good and
> blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with us.
FAKE
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Mr. Kine
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Date: December 20, 2011 05:30PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Mr. Kine Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think a parade would be a great idea. I am
> so
> > pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good
> and
> > blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with
> us.
>
>
> FAKE
No, real.
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> Mr. Kine Wrote:
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> -----
> > I think a parade would be a great idea. I am
> so
> > pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good
> and
> > blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with
> us.
>
>
> FAKE
No, real.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
friskydingo
()
Date: December 20, 2011 05:32PM
Mr. Kine Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Kine Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think a parade would be a great idea. I am
> > so
> > > pleased to have my son home from Iraq for
> good
> > and
> > > blessed to have him celebrating Christmas
> with
> > us.
> >
> >
> > FAKE
>
> No, real.
Go take your lies somewhere else troll
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Mr. Kine Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think a parade would be a great idea. I am
> > so
> > > pleased to have my son home from Iraq for
> good
> > and
> > > blessed to have him celebrating Christmas
> with
> > us.
> >
> >
> > FAKE
>
> No, real.
Go take your lies somewhere else troll
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: December 21, 2011 02:24PM
Boulder_Squad Wrote:
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> what happens when i spread my buttcheeks wide and
> squeeze out a hot steaming pile of poop on your
> precious veteran's faces?
Well, when you first TRIED to spread your buttcheeks, your face would probably be met with the full force of that veterans fist smashing into your pimply little cocksucking face.
Then, once you fell on your fat little fucking ass, that veteran would probably ignore that voice in his head telling him 'enough' and instead decide to use your skull as a soccerball too see how much of a bounce he could get off the asphalt and then compare that to the bounce acheived from punting your cockhole into a brick wall.
THEN, if you still looked like the little piece of shit that you are (and Im assuming you ALWAYS have that look of 'oh, I just stuck my tounge into his asshole and it was dirty' on your face) Im sure that veteran would be willing to pick your sorry ass off the ground so that he can continue to beat the complete shit out of you.
Now if this veteran was a Marine, at this point he will probably go to your house and beat the ever-loving-shit out of your father for not pulling out in time. Once your father was taken care of, the next stop would be your mother where that veteran would need to explain to her the merits of swallowing a cock instead of using her snatch as a cumdumspter to produce you. Ill be nice here and not type what would happen to your sister.
Oh, almost forgot your girlfriend. Well since you would have been reduced to a massive pile of dogshit, still trying to locate your teeth and trying to figure out how you can have so many bones broken and not actually be dead, that veteran will have to take your girl somewhere and show her that yes, there ARE actually guys on the planet who can turn her inside out until she forgot completely who the fuck you are.
Or, pick the time and place where you would like to 'try' this so called 'face pooping' and lets see just how fucking smart you really are.
As a veteran, I have a hunch that you are way too big of a pussy to actually try something like this or even talk about it in real life. If youre not, well son, you would quickly learn that you should just shut the fuck up from time to time. But again, I am fairly confident that you are full of shit. But I would still fuck you up to the point of feeding tubes before you could say 'wait, i didnt mean it...'
Merry Christmas!
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/21/2011 02:29PM by FBO.
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> what happens when i spread my buttcheeks wide and
> squeeze out a hot steaming pile of poop on your
> precious veteran's faces?
Well, when you first TRIED to spread your buttcheeks, your face would probably be met with the full force of that veterans fist smashing into your pimply little cocksucking face.
Then, once you fell on your fat little fucking ass, that veteran would probably ignore that voice in his head telling him 'enough' and instead decide to use your skull as a soccerball too see how much of a bounce he could get off the asphalt and then compare that to the bounce acheived from punting your cockhole into a brick wall.
THEN, if you still looked like the little piece of shit that you are (and Im assuming you ALWAYS have that look of 'oh, I just stuck my tounge into his asshole and it was dirty' on your face) Im sure that veteran would be willing to pick your sorry ass off the ground so that he can continue to beat the complete shit out of you.
Now if this veteran was a Marine, at this point he will probably go to your house and beat the ever-loving-shit out of your father for not pulling out in time. Once your father was taken care of, the next stop would be your mother where that veteran would need to explain to her the merits of swallowing a cock instead of using her snatch as a cumdumspter to produce you. Ill be nice here and not type what would happen to your sister.
Oh, almost forgot your girlfriend. Well since you would have been reduced to a massive pile of dogshit, still trying to locate your teeth and trying to figure out how you can have so many bones broken and not actually be dead, that veteran will have to take your girl somewhere and show her that yes, there ARE actually guys on the planet who can turn her inside out until she forgot completely who the fuck you are.
Or, pick the time and place where you would like to 'try' this so called 'face pooping' and lets see just how fucking smart you really are.
As a veteran, I have a hunch that you are way too big of a pussy to actually try something like this or even talk about it in real life. If youre not, well son, you would quickly learn that you should just shut the fuck up from time to time. But again, I am fairly confident that you are full of shit. But I would still fuck you up to the point of feeding tubes before you could say 'wait, i didnt mean it...'
Merry Christmas!
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/21/2011 02:29PM by FBO.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: December 21, 2011 02:25PM
Mr. Kine Wrote:
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> I think a parade would be a great idea. I am so
> pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good and
> blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with us.
Any real veteran will not want a parade for just doing their job.
Please thank your son for his service!
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I say "fuck" a lot...
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> I think a parade would be a great idea. I am so
> pleased to have my son home from Iraq for good and
> blessed to have him celebrating Christmas with us.
Any real veteran will not want a parade for just doing their job.
Please thank your son for his service!
____________________________________________________________________________________________
I say "fuck" a lot...
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Chad Dukes
()
Date: December 21, 2011 02:30PM
Please, allow me to be the Grand Marshall of this parade. I am well known in the community and am a local radio personality. I also went to George Mason University and support the armed forces. I look forward to leading your parade.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: December 21, 2011 02:30PM
#24601 Abu Ghraib Wrote:
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> I think a parade would be inappropriate. My
> electrocuted testicals also are not in favor of a
> parade.
Sorry, but that was not how prisoners were classified. Good try though.
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I say "fuck" a lot...
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> I think a parade would be inappropriate. My
> electrocuted testicals also are not in favor of a
> parade.
Sorry, but that was not how prisoners were classified. Good try though.
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Akbar
()
Date: December 21, 2011 02:42PM
TrueAmerican Wrote:
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> The colors are home and finally we have our US
> solders back from finding WMD's in Iraq.
>
> Welcome back troops.
Let the raping and pillaging commence.
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> The colors are home and finally we have our US
> solders back from finding WMD's in Iraq.
>
> Welcome back troops.
Let the raping and pillaging commence.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
usa1
()
Date: December 21, 2011 03:08PM
Akbar Wrote:
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> TrueAmerican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The colors are home and finally we have our US
> > solders back from finding WMD's in Iraq.
> >
> > Welcome back troops.
>
>
> Let the raping and pillaging commence.
Oh shut the fuck up and go eat a pork sandwich you anti-American bastard! Better than being stoned, getting your hands cut off for stealing a loaf of bread, or kidnapping western girls and using them as sex slaves for your royal families!
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> TrueAmerican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The colors are home and finally we have our US
> > solders back from finding WMD's in Iraq.
> >
> > Welcome back troops.
>
>
> Let the raping and pillaging commence.
Oh shut the fuck up and go eat a pork sandwich you anti-American bastard! Better than being stoned, getting your hands cut off for stealing a loaf of bread, or kidnapping western girls and using them as sex slaves for your royal families!
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
Clown
()
Date: December 21, 2011 03:51PM
Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> Please, allow me to be the Grand Marshall of this
> parade. I am well known in the community and am a
> local radio personality. I also went to George
> Mason University and support the armed forces. I
> look forward to leading your parade.
Chad dukes wants to be part of GMU, yet the administration won't have anything to do with him. Apparently being a fat pig and dropping out before graduation does not endear yourself to the higher ups or make you alumni. Of course considering Lavar is the smart one of the Lavern and Shirley show Dukes' stupidity is expected.
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> Please, allow me to be the Grand Marshall of this
> parade. I am well known in the community and am a
> local radio personality. I also went to George
> Mason University and support the armed forces. I
> look forward to leading your parade.
Chad dukes wants to be part of GMU, yet the administration won't have anything to do with him. Apparently being a fat pig and dropping out before graduation does not endear yourself to the higher ups or make you alumni. Of course considering Lavar is the smart one of the Lavern and Shirley show Dukes' stupidity is expected.
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
wait, wut?
()
Date: December 21, 2011 05:08PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> Im sick of the troops. Attention hoors, all of
> them.
stfu. you're the attention hoor
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> Im sick of the troops. Attention hoors, all of
> them.
stfu. you're the attention hoor
Re: Welcome Home Troops From Iraq- Fairfax Should do a Parade
Posted by:
FactChecker
()
Date: December 22, 2011 10:03AM
Welcome home and enjoy Christmas for a change.
Iraq is never going to change. That place was a sink hole for America taxpayer dollars. How they got the US suckered into that pissing match over there is beyond me.
Bombing and wars are a way of life in Iraq, it's been that way since the time of Christ. All we did was waste money rebuilding their infrastructure with US taxpayer dollars and get American soldiers shot up.
Iraq is never going to change. That place was a sink hole for America taxpayer dollars. How they got the US suckered into that pissing match over there is beyond me.
Bombing and wars are a way of life in Iraq, it's been that way since the time of Christ. All we did was waste money rebuilding their infrastructure with US taxpayer dollars and get American soldiers shot up.