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Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: DrDoom ()
Date: December 18, 2011 02:09AM

Tell me.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: captain071412 ()
Date: December 18, 2011 02:19AM

Nova does not have a mouth...so therefore it doesn't.

But the general traffic is enough to drive someone out of the area for sure!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: DrDoom ()
Date: December 18, 2011 02:31AM

Oh we're being literal are we asshole? but yes i agree the traffic does suck, word to your mother.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Anon123455 ()
Date: December 18, 2011 04:42AM

Again at least we aren't in MD right?

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NoVa Fan ()
Date: December 18, 2011 08:13AM

Northern Virginia is great, and it is the major contributor to Virginia's statewide economic engine (including sending lots of tax revenue to Richmond and getting a much smaller portion of that back in return).

But all of our elected officials have FAILED in terms of our traffic and transportation mess. Every developer who ever built any residential, or commercial, or industrial building in Northern Virginia should have paid additional impact fees at the time of construction so the roads could be fixed. Now we have a mess.

Other than traffic congestion, NoVa is tops in almost all other catagories.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Date: December 18, 2011 08:30AM

Anon123455 Wrote:
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> Again at least we aren't in MD right?


/thread

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: free cheez ()
Date: December 18, 2011 09:21AM

Fairfax is great. I am on welfare, receiving a section 8 voucher and live in a better home than most taxpayers. Thanks Sharon.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: stargazer ()
Date: December 18, 2011 09:29AM

NoVa Fan Wrote:
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>
> But all of our elected officials have FAILED in
> terms of our traffic and transportation mess.
> Every developer who ever built any residential, or
> commercial, or industrial building in Northern
> Virginia should have paid additional impact fees
> at the time of construction so the roads could be
> fixed. Now we have a mess.

This is because Virginia is a Dillon Rule state. Many local governments have tried different ways to get around it but most have ultimately been shot down by Richmond.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillon_Rule

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: imprisoned ()
Date: December 19, 2011 08:27PM

Most of the people up here are obnoxious, full of themselves etc. That is why I hate nova.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: December 19, 2011 08:42PM

I have a great paying job, my kids are in decent schools and my house is worth more then I paid for it.

Compared to the rest of the country we are doing great.

I hate to complain about what I do not have. It could always be worse.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Jazzy Juice ()
Date: December 19, 2011 08:55PM

I think hmmm() said it best... instead of complaining about why Nova "sucks", you should be grateful for why it's actually a great place to live and call home.

DrDoom() I would be interested in knowing why YOU think Nova "sucks".

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NAME'S A' CARL ()
Date: December 19, 2011 08:57PM

too many silver backs and illegal spics.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: MisterSpookey ()
Date: December 19, 2011 08:59PM

NAME'S A' CARL Wrote:
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> too many silver backs and illegal spics.

si homey.

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It seems to me, at the end of the day, with all that being said, that's not necessary.
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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Too many spics could be anywhere ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:09PM

Come up with a legit reason to hate Nova.

I hate how a few inches of snow cripple are region I think that is legit reason.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: MS-14 ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:11PM

NoVa Fan Wrote:
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> Other than traffic congestion, NoVa is tops in
> almost all other catagories.

Carl said it above...it bears repeating...

Yep..."tops" in all other categories...

Illegal immigrants, gang violence and other crime related to those illegal immigrants, law enforcement's lack of vision in seeing this develop as early as 1990, prefectly good middle-class suburban neighborhoods going to shit as a result of said illegal immigrants, no part-time work for white teenagers because Pablo and Maria are taking all those jobs, shit customer service to whitey from Pablo and Maria and a dilution of white bloodlines as a result of illegal-immigrant-on-white-girl rape.

Hell, you'd solve the traffic woes here just by exterminating the illegals Hitler-style.

But hey...we're tops in all other categories...

Just what categories were you referring to shit-stain?

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Liberal ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:13PM

1. niggers
2. illegals
3. arabs
4. obnoxious bmw drivers
5. women acting like they are 10's. When in actuality, they're 2's at best.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: This is a fact ()
Date: December 19, 2011 10:18PM

Liberal Wrote:
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> 1. niggers
> 2. illegals
> 3. arabs
> 4. obnoxious bmw drivers
> 5. women acting like they are 10's. When in
> actuality, they're 2's at best.


AMEN to that!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 20, 2011 05:52AM

The drivers make it suck. At the beginning of the last decade I thought Florida drivers in SoFl and around Orlando were insane, but within the past few years it has gotten so bad here, that the drivers down in Florida actually seem tame and polite in comparison! I can't count the number of times I've almost gotten into an accident around here due to the jackass drivers; yesterday I narrowly avoided two accidents: One a side swipe, the other a driver going the wrong way down a divided four lane road. On top of that, too many people around here could care less about even acknowledging greetings. If you say "Hello" to a passerby on the pathway, the chances are 50/50 that they'll either reply back with a likewise phrase, or they'll silently stare at you as if you're a potential serial killer and freak of nature. My friends and cool neighbors are what make this place bearable, but the rate of growth is making every negative aspect harder, and harder to overcome.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Fairfax Local ()
Date: December 20, 2011 06:47AM

The illegals and the carpet bagging damn Yankees have made this area bad.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: hatefcps ()
Date: December 20, 2011 08:06AM

I doubt your schools are great and I doubt if you have even taken the time to find out, you just let your realtor lead your life, schools here and life in general, suck.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: JazzyJuice ()
Date: December 20, 2011 08:48AM

hatefcps - you talk as if you are an outsider. Where are you from? Better yet, where would you like to be instead? If you hate it here - leave.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: tebow ()
Date: December 21, 2011 04:06AM

DrDoom Wrote:
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> Tell me.

One word. Contractors.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: December 21, 2011 08:40AM

I love to suck on asshole.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: YuppiesRus ()
Date: December 21, 2011 01:45PM

too many self-entitled white anglo saxon, young professionals, men and women, driving around or running around with their entitlement complex. i'd just as soon run them over than have to deal with them.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: disgusted ()
Date: December 21, 2011 03:14PM

maybe because of insulting and repulsive comments like these directed at our nation's military! Really shows the amount of respect Fairfax has for their military. Around the world, it is generally thought to be a great honor to serve in your country's military. Obviously not here in Fairfax County http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/772727.html

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Guys ()
Date: December 21, 2011 04:10PM

Too many illegals.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: GhostTown Resident ()
Date: December 28, 2011 01:24AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> If you say "Hello" to a
> passerby on the pathway, the chances are 50/50
> that they'll either reply back with a likewise
> phrase, or they'll silently stare at you as if
> you're a potential serial killer and freak of
> nature.

The neighbors did just that a few years back when I asked them "are you enjoying the snow?"





My friends and cool neighbors are what
> make this place bearable, but the rate of growth
> is making every negative aspect harder, and harder
> to overcome.

Where you live at? I want cool neighbors

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Mr. Smee von Boo ()
Date: December 28, 2011 01:30AM

disgusted Wrote:
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> maybe because of insulting and repulsive comments
> like these directed at our nation's military!
> Really shows the amount of respect Fairfax has for
> their military. Around the world, it is generally
> thought to be a great honor to serve in your
> country's military. Obviously not here in Fairfax
> County
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/772
> 727.html


Random dude. No one is talking about our holy military. Get over yourself and accept that your rank in life does not get an automatic boost just because you joined the military. Enjoy the benefits of joining the military industry....bitch. And it IS an industry. Wake up brother.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: disgruntled car-lover ()
Date: December 28, 2011 11:33AM

Here's some Road Reasons...

1.constant brake-checking, because older drivers seem to believe if you look young (even though you may not be) and you're driving faster than they would want their own children to, they need to teach you a lesson!

2.assholes who sit in the far right turning lane because they have the OPTION to sit there, even though they're going straight.

3.assholes who haven't a CLUE as to the dimensions of their car.. sitting whole car lengths from the white line at a light..parking way too close to other cars.. refusing to approach a turning lane because they think they won't fit...when they can.

4.assholes that see you trying to switch lanes, in order to pass a slow-mo, and then they speed up enough JUST to keep you COMPLETELY blocked in... then they'll slow down again, because they aren't even comfortable going that speed.. but only a little...once you look like you're gonna go for it again, they speed up...again... (its a chronic problem on braddock AND 123)

5.the incessant running of stop signs, just because you think you can squeak through the four-way stop before I could hit you...

6.EVERYONE IS ON THEIR DAMN PHONE ALL THE DAMN TIME.
JUST GET OFF YOUR PHONE! You see people, all day long, APPEARING completely wasted.. Just because you're comfortable going UNDER the speed limit,enjoying good conversation THE WHOLE way home (in rush hour!) doesn't mean other people are enjoying their commute.

7.Asians get all the great German cars in NOVA...

8.people never waving "Thanks!" when you go OUT OF YOUR WAY to let them in front of you..

9.the jerks that will approach a yellow light just slowly enough for them to get through the intersection, so you get to sit at the red and watch them get to work on time.

10.hundreds of thousands of horsepower-WASTERS. If you have a luxury car because you think its pretty...that's fine. But don't get behind the wheel of an Mcoupe, a lambo, or a bugatti... and drive UNDER the speed limit. you're an asshole. quit taking your horses for granted! I drive a 4cyl and its miserable! ..and mods are costly! i'll TRADE YOU, GLADLY.

11.99% of the drivers in this area drive automatic trans...which I have a completely SEPARATE list for.....

NOVA is full of HORRIBLE drivers and, as a result, I'm constantly suicidal.

...THIS is why NOVA sucks ASSHOLE. cause its full of them,

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Simple ()
Date: December 28, 2011 05:49PM

NOVA sucks because the people of this website are all together within a fifty mile radius.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: fleshlight city ()
Date: December 28, 2011 06:19PM

The women of this area. i don't have any idea why it happens here, but they are fucked up.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: SILLY Sailor ()
Date: December 28, 2011 07:13PM

It's not that bad.

Seriously go to Columbus Ohio for a couple months or Richmond then come talk to me.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: disgruntled car-lover ()
Date: December 29, 2011 08:01AM

I lived in RVA for three years man... they do have a lot of bad drivers, but they're not assholes about it..

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: zaaad ()
Date: January 17, 2012 08:44PM

NoVA has no culture. It exists because of Washington, DC. All cultural influence comes directly from pop culture. I'm from the Blacksburg area in southwestern Virginia, and after going to college with tons of NoVA kids, I'm amazed at how dishonest they are with themselves and each other.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Stones ()
Date: January 17, 2012 08:49PM

It's actually pretty great. Have you ever lived anywhere else? Maybe you should try Samolia, North Korea or Oxen Hill.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: January 17, 2012 09:16PM

I moved here from San Diego. It sounds unlikely, but it is much nicer here. Maybe that is true for someone that isn't rich like me. About the only thing that is worse here is the traffic and drivers.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: dumas ()
Date: January 17, 2012 09:23PM

Seriously, if you hate it so much, please leave. I think Nova's great. The only problem is that there are way too many people and ignorant assholes everywhere you go. So gtfo and those of us who appreciate what we have will be better for it.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: January 17, 2012 09:28PM

Poor grammar and lack of punctuation; that's why nova sucks, asshole.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: dumas ()
Date: January 17, 2012 09:31PM

YuppiesRus Wrote:
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> too many self-entitled white anglo saxon, young
> professionals, men and women, driving around or
> running around with their entitlement complex. i'd
> just as soon run them over than have to deal with
> them.


To many white anglo saxons?! In northern Virginia?! Seriously, have you been anywhere else in the country besides maybe DC or Mexico bordering states? Every time I leave this area, I constantly wonder if I've ever seen so many white people. This is one of the most non-white areas in the country. You should try visiting Cape Cod or Vermont some day.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Übermensch ()
Date: January 17, 2012 09:49PM

No such things as too many white people.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Hah! ()
Date: January 17, 2012 10:28PM

dumas Wrote:
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> YuppiesRus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > too many self-entitled white anglo saxon, young
> > professionals, men and women, driving around or
> > running around with their entitlement complex.
> i'd
> > just as soon run them over than have to deal
> with
> > them.
>
>
> To many white anglo saxons?! In northern
> Virginia?! Seriously, have you been anywhere
> else in the country besides maybe DC or Mexico
> bordering states? Every time I leave this area, I
> constantly wonder if I've ever seen so many white
> people. This is one of the most non-white areas
> in the country. You should try visiting Cape Cod
> or Vermont some day.

Speaking of Cape Cod, which is where I grew up, they have had a huge influx of Brazilians in the last few years. They consider their Brazilians to be the equivalent of our Mexicans - which they aren't, for a variety of reasons. No place has escaped immigration issues.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: I be con fused ()
Date: January 17, 2012 10:38PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> I moved here from San Diego. It sounds unlikely,
> but it is much nicer here. Maybe that is true for
> someone that isn't rich like me. About the only
> thing that is worse here is the traffic and
> drivers.


I always hear how great San Diego is. The beaches and the weather.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: January 17, 2012 11:25PM

I be con fused Wrote:
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> I always hear how great San Diego is. The beaches
> and the weather.


It is a great place to visit. Fly into the airport near downtown with the ocean and beaches... it is wonderful. I genuinely recommend it. Get a hotel room downtown and do all of the touristy stuff. You'll have a great time.

Live there and the long-term experience is much different. Live 45mins inland in some overpriced tract home community with a rabid HOA. Traffic is bad. Horrible school systems... at least in the neighborhoods that us mortals can afford. For a quality education you pay tuition to send your kids to private schools in addition to paying the high property taxes.

Over 8% sales tax and much higher state income tax rates. Water bill was over $120/mo even with conservation measures in place.

2,600 homes were lost in the Oct 2003 wildfire - houses near my home burned down. Property insurance rates reflect the high risk.

After a few years of working your ass off to just fall behind, you realize you haven't seen the beaches in months/years.

I'm making much more out here and paying out much less to stay. We can afford to have my wife stay home with our kids. The kids go to better schools. We get some fun snow days occasionally. I'm saving for retirement too.

I'm glad that I'm living in Fairfax County!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: upstate trecker ()
Date: January 18, 2012 04:53AM

DrDoom Wrote:
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> Tell me.


Here is a quote from a previous thread that sums it up.


Fairfax county Virginia:
> A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame,
> bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with
> characterless subdivisions populated with
> characterless people and the poor immigrants that
> serve them, this place is so utterly conventional
> and uninteresting that it actually makes
> Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey
> look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax
> doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and
> "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb.
> It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That
> city sucks because it is the center of government,
> and to be successful in government, one must be as
> uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as
> possible. Any individual considering giving birth
> and raising children should realize that forcing
> them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them
> intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally,
> for the rest of their lives.
>
> Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is
> (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to
> act like a (redneck or rap star)?
>
> Wizened person: Because you live in Fairfax
> Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or
> something.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: novasucksall ()
Date: January 18, 2012 06:43AM

Simple nails it- this place is hateful, full of hate and hate making, neighbors hate neighbors, drivers and posters on this website show their true feelings, it mirrors the federal government model, simply NOTHING here is good, I can't even get a good haircut, they screw up your order at McDonalds, I cannot point to one good thing (OK given there are alot of free museums, thats it)...if you aren't going to work for govt or military double or triple dipping no reason to be here. People have NO sense of community and the schools are jails, parents don't give a shit cause they are too busy trying not to lose their jobs (OH NO I GOT a "meets expectations" not an exceeds), so there is simply no quality to living here, you may make more money and have your anglo head up your ass and be superimpressed with yourselves (the women) but you got nothing, of quality in your life here.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: spoonerstreet ()
Date: January 18, 2012 06:44AM

then why don't you get out, do you even live in NOVA anymore?

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: novasucksall ()
Date: January 18, 2012 06:45AM

I don't live theer anymore, moved back to north carolina, best thing I ever did

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Wemakemorethanyou ()
Date: January 18, 2012 08:53AM

And yet you seem to care enough and have enough time to come back to FairfaxUnderground... sounds like North Carolina is JUST FULL OF SHIT TO DO! Do you have enough hours in the day?

1) Developers do pay for infrastructure you fricken idiots, thats how 99% of roads get built. The problem isnt that, its that the region keeps allowing developers to build further and further out, and more and more remote. And while the developers do build these roads, they have no burden to fund the maintenance of the roads. Then all the dumbasses who want big retarded looking houses live out in the boondocks and drive inside the beltway, CRYING CAUSE WHY DOES IT TAKE 45 minutes I want my 6 figure job and to live out where the typical wage is less than 10 dollars an hour. The fault is on you for living that far and you are a retard. You wouldnt be so "pissed" off about drivers if you only spent 5 minutes in your car a day instead of 1/10 of your life.

2) NOVA does suck because it HAS relied on DC to guide its culture (although I would say some good stuff comes from NOVA too). The big cause of this is that the guidance of what gets constructed and allowed in Fairfax is judged by people who are either retirees or about to be, 50% of which are ex-military or government. This has created a decrepit stagnation of culture in the area and a lack of anyone with balls to start something cool. For an example look at the Virginia ABC laws thread here. We all want to live in fucking pleasantville and then complain that its not sustainable and that form of life style sucks. Well theres one solution stop living in homogeneous neighborhoods with all you other whitebread eating fucks and live somewhere that does have a culture like East Falls Church, Arlington, etc. Dont worry none of them want to rape your ugly ass wife either.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: civil server ()
Date: January 19, 2012 05:05AM

"NOVA does suck because it HAS relied on DC to guide its culture"

Lol "culture" I dont think you can count anything we have around here as culture. I suppose you could count selfishness racism and hate as a culture.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: geney ()
Date: January 19, 2012 06:46AM

a nice combination of selfish hate and racism and the people who make you want to become a selfish bigot...

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Jim Jones ()
Date: January 19, 2012 05:53PM

yeah, and buy a house you can't afford built right on top of your neighbor. I was such a nice guy till this area got a hold of me.

how about the women in this area who think they are 10's, when they are L.A. 2's at best, and have an attitude of everyone needs to meet my standards shit.
nothing but fuck knuckles around here.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Retiirement ()
Date: January 19, 2012 06:30PM

I only have 12 more years to go. Sigh. I travel all the time just to leave this shit hole and stay somewhat sane.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Punctilious Punctuator ()
Date: January 19, 2012 06:42PM

The OP was in such a hurry that he forgot some punctuation.

I can't tell if he meant:
"Tell me why Nova sucks, asshole."
or
"Tell me why Nova sucks." - Asshole

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: wow12 ()
Date: January 19, 2012 08:38PM

upstate trecker Wrote:
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> DrDoom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tell me.
>
>
> Here is a quote from a previous thread that sums
> it up.
>
>
> Fairfax county Virginia:
> > A detestable suburban backwater of America's
> lame,
> > bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with
>
> > characterless subdivisions populated with
> > characterless people and the poor immigrants
> that
> > serve them, this place is so utterly
> conventional
> > and uninteresting that it actually makes
> > Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New
> Jersey
> > look like they aren't cultural wastelands.
> Fairfax
> > doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and
>
> > "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb.
>
> > It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That
>
> > city sucks because it is the center of
> government,
> > and to be successful in government, one must be
> as
> > uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as
>
> > possible. Any individual considering giving
> birth
> > and raising children should realize that forcing
>
> > them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them
> > intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally,
>
> > for the rest of their lives.
> >
> > Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is
>
> > (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to
>
> > act like a (redneck or rap star)?
> >
> > Wizened person: Because you live in Fairfax
> > Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or
>
> > something.


does not seem true to me. I gagieated from lake badcock secondary skoole!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: wellputs ()
Date: January 21, 2012 07:54AM

WOW 12- good list, I would add how JFK described DC (which is actually even more appropriate for Fairfax)- "all the charm of the North and the efficiency of the South." Culturefree...I would like to see a banner at the border that reads" Absence of Excellence".

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 21, 2012 08:56PM

Is your name Nova? You suck.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NOVA=POOP ()
Date: November 25, 2013 02:52AM

NOVA is terrible. For all the reasons stated and so much more. Be glad that you're not in Baghdad, but keep dreaming of ____________(Insert any other major city in the developed world).

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Seriously Non-Prioritized ()
Date: November 25, 2013 03:05AM

Police department. Plenty of cops cruising around barking up dead trees with redundant stuff happening on one of its dead bone dry limbs while THOUSANDS of potentially harmful to your health traffic violations are being committed by Motorized Vehicle Operators. And if they are not chasing false reports they are taking breaks in pairs for hours in parking lits until there's a wreck and people get hurt caused by a Motorized Vehicle Operator gone burzurk!
Why are they not actively pulling over these stressed out jerks in their race cars driving crazy dangerous?
Hundreds of thousands of people each year are getting seriously injured and crippled for life along with an average of over 40,000 deaths each year in automobile accidents caused by Motor Vehicle Operator's. This is worse than any Terrorist attack issue by shear numbers alone. We have Terrorists driving automobiles nationwide and including very much Fairfax CountyWide with police officer's chasing cats up a tree! (Per say)
This is criminal in and upon itself! They should lock up the cops for criminal negligence!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Date: November 25, 2013 07:50AM

I think there should be a comma in the thread title.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Tell me why!? ()
Date: November 25, 2013 08:50AM



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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: erik von zipper ()
Date: November 25, 2013 11:19AM

It's obvious. Tell me why Nova sucks, asshole.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: A Hole -> () o ()
Date: November 25, 2013 06:21PM

A-holes from bumfuck Virginia giving us their 2 cents on why NOVA is horrible... Sorry you commute 2 hours to work in NOVA dick heads.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Strings ()
Date: November 25, 2013 08:10PM

A Hole -> () o Wrote:
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> A-holes from bumfuck Virginia giving us their 2
> cents on why NOVA is horrible... Sorry you
> commute 2 hours to work in NOVA dick heads.


Yeah well some of us have a bit more than Two Cents and we spend our days down here on the coast of NC after having left that shit hole years ago,what will you be doing tomorrow,i bet its not what I will be doing.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: A-hole -> () o ()
Date: November 26, 2013 09:17AM

Whatever you got must suck balls cause you're on a NOVA site trollllllling. Come one fess up. You're in NC cause you can't compete anymore. You're old haggard, and irrelevent. And who the hell brags about being in North Carolina. You suck, North Carolina sux. Enjoy that ass cancer.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: _ ()
Date: November 26, 2013 03:36PM

A few reasons why NOVA sucks.


- Low crime rate
- Low unemployment rate
- High paying jobs
- Fairly nice people (yeah some can be a little cold, but they aren't really rude)
- Home values have gone up
- Good Public schools



I can't wait to leave this hell hole and go back to District Heights or Atlanta. The foreclosures on every block are just so great.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Same old same old ()
Date: November 26, 2013 03:48PM

Because we are stuck with gerry

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Date: November 26, 2013 05:18PM

Traffic and a work/life balance that skews too much in favor of work with some materialistic tendencies and a habit of not getting to know enough of our neighbors.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Strings ()
Date: November 26, 2013 08:51PM

A-hole -> () o Wrote:
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> Whatever you got must suck balls cause you're on a
> NOVA site trollllllling. Come one fess up.
> You're in NC cause you can't compete anymore.
> You're old haggard, and irrelevent. And who the
> hell brags about being in North Carolina. You
> suck, North Carolina sux. Enjoy that ass cancer.


Typical foul mouthed NOVA pig excrement that I'm glad to be away from

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: strings ()
Date: November 26, 2013 09:26PM

Sorry, I was drunk when I wrote that. I'm really a stupid redneck,living in a trailer. Boo hoo,I'm a miserable excuse of a subhuman.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: _ ()
Date: November 26, 2013 09:31PM

strings Wrote:
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> Sorry, I was drunk when I wrote that. I'm really a
> stupid redneck,living in a trailer. Boo hoo,I'm a
> miserable excuse of a subhuman.


It's okay, you will fit right in down in NC.


Fairfax is for upper class, wealthy citizens.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: VoiceOReason ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:35AM

Simply put, and let me add I've lived here all my life... The same problem that I always felt even as a kid growing up here, still haunts NOVA. PEOPLE, the quality of people here is atrocious. No one is nice, in all my life here, I have yet to meet someone that really cared about me. That being said, I have and always will be the opposite. I care for others, even those that harm or hate me. Why? Because I hate that feeling, of being alone, of not being treated with respect. My parents and teachers taught me well, but also, I have taught myself well. In this life, we should all respect each other and make each other feel comfortable. No matter how shitty your life is, or how good you have it, you should treat others with respect. This place might never change and people will feel the same as what we post here. But you can change that, by showing people what a great person does. So be great and the rest will handle itself.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: my essay ()
Date: January 15, 2015 08:28AM

Nova sucks because of......
Traffic
Nobody is from here, they're here to make $, those are usually shallow people
Traffic
The ones that do care about the area, usually try to dictate by being in a HOA
Traffic
Cops use citizens for SWAT team practice
Traffic
Insanely high rent
Traffic
Got to know the right foreign language to order in a fast food place
Did I menion the traffic?

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Grizzly Adams ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:40AM

The people here are all stupid cunts with no common sense.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Derp Dee Doo ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:46AM

NOVA sux dick, but draws the line at assholes.

Derp!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Board of trade ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:51AM

The people who do all the complaining here are people who would be miserable anywhere. Bottom-of-the-barrel types who can only watch as all these other people fly right past them. Oh well. NoVa is actually one of the most vibrant, active, challenging, and interesting areas in the country. Tons of pluses, very few minuses. If you can't hack it here, there's just something wrong with you.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Truth right here ()
Date: January 15, 2015 10:49AM

Board of trade Wrote:
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> The people who do all the complaining here are
> people who would be miserable anywhere.
> Bottom-of-the-barrel types who can only watch as
> all these other people fly right past them. Oh
> well. NoVa is actually one of the most vibrant,
> active, challenging, and interesting areas in the
> country. Tons of pluses, very few minuses. If
> you can't hack it here, there's just something
> wrong with you.

...and its all the self righteous cunts like you who make this place suck.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Exactly ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:17PM

Board of trade Wrote:
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> The people who do all the complaining here are
> people who would be miserable anywhere.
> Bottom-of-the-barrel types who can only watch as
> all these other people fly right past them. Oh
> well. NoVa is actually one of the most vibrant,
> active, challenging, and interesting areas in the
> country. Tons of pluses, very few minuses. If
> you can't hack it here, there's just something
> wrong with you.

This. It's the same shit everywhere you go. Nova isn't really different from any other suburban area. People are people everywhere you go.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Board of trade ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:19PM

Truth right here Wrote:
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> ...and its all the self righteous cunts like you
> who make this place suck.

Yeah, me and all those others who've so easily gone sailing right past you. Face it -- you're simply not equipped to exist in this environment.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: You need to get out more ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:19PM

Exactly Wrote:
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>
> This. It's the same shit everywhere you go. Nova
> isn't really different from any other suburban
> area. People are people everywhere you go.


No, it's not really.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: yeppp ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:54PM

Grizzly Adams Wrote:
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> The people here are all stupid cunts with no
> common sense.


Well paid cunts

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:55PM

You REALLY need to travel.

NOVA IS NOT like any other surburban area



Exactly Wrote:
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>
> This. It's the same shit everywhere you go. Nova
> isn't really different from any other suburban
> area. People are people everywhere you go.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: white collar transients ()
Date: January 15, 2015 01:59PM

Exactly Wrote:
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> Board of trade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The people who do all the complaining here are
> > people who would be miserable anywhere.
> > Bottom-of-the-barrel types who can only watch
> as
> > all these other people fly right past them. Oh
> > well. NoVa is actually one of the most
> vibrant,
> > active, challenging, and interesting areas in
> the
> > country. Tons of pluses, very few minuses. If
> > you can't hack it here, there's just something
> > wrong with you.
>
> This. It's the same shit everywhere you go. Nova
> isn't really different from any other suburban
> area. People are people everywhere you go.


Nah, there aren't that many out of state residents in most locations I've been to. Except LA or NYC.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Shithole ()
Date: January 15, 2015 02:00PM

Anyone who thinks this place is just like anywhere else clearly has not been to many places

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Board of trade ()
Date: January 15, 2015 06:37PM

white collar transients Wrote:
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> Nah, there aren't that many out of state residents
> in most locations I've been to. Except LA or NYC.

There are bottom-of-the-barrel types all over, and they all seem to whine about how wherever they are sucks just because they haven't been able to get ahead there. I'm thinking it might be more than just geography.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NOVA is DC extended ()
Date: January 16, 2015 11:32AM

NOVA is simply part of the District of Criminals (DC) as is much of MD. True Virginia really doesn't start until beyond the 1st Rest Areas along 95 S. and 66 W. Plenty of people in NOVA are pampered by Tax-payer funded income, whether it be gov't issued goodies or Federal salaries. Many of them are utterly self-absorbed and could care less about their own next door neighbor.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: nona01011101 ()
Date: January 16, 2015 11:49AM

Still better than Maryland...though traffic sucks all over the place.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: LillyBoo ()
Date: January 16, 2015 11:55AM

All the white men around here are ugly, have no self esteem nor respect for women and they will roofie you in a heartbeat if you let them buy you a drink.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn ()
Date: January 16, 2015 02:29PM

Kids who graduated from HS in 60s-70s-80s did nothing and waited around, with marginal jobs, for their parents to die to inherit the house. These kids "retire" when SS kicks in at 62 years and claim themselves "real estate millionaires".

Even though I'm over 60, I fully endorse young people kicking the next FC old fart in the ass when they're a little slow at the self-checkout. Go ahead, kick me and I'll knock your lights out.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: bahahahaahha ()
Date: January 16, 2015 03:20PM

LillyBoo Wrote:
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> All the white men around here are ugly, have no
> self esteem nor respect for women and they will
> roofie you in a heartbeat if you let them buy you
> a drink.

You are probably a bitchy selfish cunt who thinks you are God's gift 2 men...and men are actually just treating you accordingly.

I bet you have fat arms, cottage cheese ass, and a smelly snatch as well.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: January 16, 2015 04:36PM

NOVA is DC extended Wrote:
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> NOVA is simply part of the District of Criminals
> (DC) as is much of MD. True Virginia really
> doesn't start until beyond the 1st Rest Areas
> along 95 S. and 66 W.

Nobody really wants to be part of this "true Virginia" of yours. Sounds like a land of failures in any case. People get federal jobs because they can meet the requirements for them. If you can't meet the requirements, it's back to "true Virginia" with you.

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Hmmm... () Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NOVA is DC extended ()
Date: January 16, 2015 05:30PM

Hmmm..

NOVA is DC extended Wrote:
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> NOVA is simply part of the District of Criminals
> (DC) as is much of MD. True Virginia really
> doesn't start until beyond the 1st Rest Areas
> along 95 S. and 66 W.

Hmmm, replied:
Nobody really wants to be part of this "true Virginia" of yours. Sounds like a land of failures in any case. People get federal jobs because they can meet the requirements for them. If you can't meet the requirements, it's back to "true Virginia" with you.

"Hmmmm" ....
YOU forgot to quote the most important details in my post:
"Plenty of people in NOVA are pampered by Tax-payer funded income, whether it be gov't issued goodies or Federal salaries. Many of them are utterly self-absorbed and could care less about their own next door neighbor."

>>>> I said nothing about federal jobs being the problem .. In fact, I work for the Fed. Gov't. Yes, I am qualified, work hard and yes it has wonderful bennies. What I was pointing out is the lack of kindness and community which is so often seen in NOVA. I doubt you would consider yourself in that lot of folks based on your tone, eh? Furthermore, I don't understand how you could call the Majority of the Commonwealth a "land of failures". Those getting Federal freebies / handouts channeled through local gov't offices, those living off of them (Section 8 housing, food stamps, cable TV subsidy, etc.) , are the ones who appear to be rudest I've come across in NOVA... but then there are also those who believe they are simply head and shoulders above the rest.
Which category do you fall in?

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Re: Hmmm... () Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: January 16, 2015 05:53PM

NOVA is DC extended Wrote:
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> Hmmm, replied:
> Nobody really wants to be part of this "true
> Virginia" of yours. Sounds like a land of failures
> in any case. People get federal jobs because they
> can meet the requirements for them. If you can't
> meet the requirements, it's back to "true
> Virginia" with you.

See the "Quote" button?

> "Hmmmm" ....
> YOU forgot to quote the most important details in my post:

So you're going to reply on the basis of something that was never said? Is this how they do things in "true Virginia?" A little on the goofy side if you ask me.

> "Plenty of people in NOVA are pampered by
> Tax-payer funded income, whether it be gov't
> issued goodies or Federal salaries.

Or by running a liquor store near a military base? What goes around comes around, dummy, and about 20% of what goes around starts in the public sector.

> Many of them are utterly self-absorbed and could
> care less about their own next door neighbor.

What would you know about it? For all you know, I might run one local charity and sit on the board of another.

> What I was pointing out is the lack of kindness and
> community which is so often seen in NOVA.

Seen by whom? From my vantage point, you are simply full of crap.

> Furthermore, I don't understand how you could call
> the Majority of the Commonwealth a "land of
> failures".

It's not hard. They used to live here. We drove them down there.

> Which category do you fall in?

None that you would recognize.

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Re: Hmmm... () Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Public Sector ()
Date: January 16, 2015 06:08PM

"It's not hard. They used to live here. We drove them down there."

Define "We".






Hmmm... Wrote:




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> NOVA is DC extended Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hmmm, replied:
> > Nobody really wants to be part of this "true
> > Virginia" of yours. Sounds like a land of
> failures
> > in any case. People get federal jobs because
> they
> > can meet the requirements for them. If you
> can't
> > meet the requirements, it's back to "true
> > Virginia" with you.
>
> See the "Quote" button?
>
> > "Hmmmm" ....
> > YOU forgot to quote the most important details
> in my post:
>
> So you're going to reply on the basis of something
> that was never said? Is this how they do things
> in "true Virginia?" A little on the goofy side if
> you ask me.
>
> > "Plenty of people in NOVA are pampered by
> > Tax-payer funded income, whether it be gov't
> > issued goodies or Federal salaries.
>
> Or by running a liquor store near a military base?
> What goes around comes around, dummy, and about
> 20% of what goes around starts in the public
> sector.
>
> > Many of them are utterly self-absorbed and could
>
> > care less about their own next door neighbor.
>
> What would you know about it? For all you know, I
> might run one local charity and sit on the board
> of another.
>
> > What I was pointing out is the lack of kindness
> and
> > community which is so often seen in NOVA.
>
> Seen by whom? From my vantage point, you are
> simply full of crap.
>
> > Furthermore, I don't understand how you could
> call
> > the Majority of the Commonwealth a "land of
> > failures".
>
> It's not hard. They used to live here. We drove
> them down there.
>
> > Which category do you fall in?
>
> None that you would recognize.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Annoyed! ()
Date: January 17, 2015 12:19PM

DrDoom Wrote:
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> Tell me.


How about you tell me why the fuck you are still here if it sucks so bad...move the fuck on douche or quit complaining.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Carpetbaggers ()
Date: January 17, 2015 01:35PM

People (loose term) move here for federal employment and knock the region. If they are so superior why couldn't they live in the areas they enjoy and find gainful employment or create more industry? Basically they were to lazy or not as intelligent as they thought. NOVA and Md were once very nice communities with less traffic, malls, fast food establishments and a lot less pretentious carpetbaggers chewing down off of taxpayers money. But alas, I most accept the concept of modern society.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Too Many. ()
Date: January 17, 2015 08:24PM

NAME'S A' CARL Wrote:
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> too many silver backs and illegal spics.


Too many nigger's and brownie Julio hispanics. Add in the huge illegal immigrant population, and there you have it! A 3rd world environment!
Thanks to the rich and the rich controlled government!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: DdMt7 ()
Date: January 18, 2015 11:45AM

no machine shop

no auto parts yard

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: our water sucks!!! ()
Date: January 18, 2015 12:15PM

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I can't wait to move to Pensacola when I retire.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: The Gunlover joke forum ()
Date: January 18, 2015 12:57PM

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Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: January 16, 2015 03:35PM

What do you say when a queer hits the ground at terminal velocity?

Shit!

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: GUNS = DEATH ()
Date: January 20, 2015 11:33AM

More guns = More death

Japan: No guns = no death

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