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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: YOU = STUPID ()
Date: January 20, 2015 11:49AM

GUNS = DEATH Wrote:
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> More guns = More death
>
> Japan: No guns = no death



No guns = more suicide

Japan: No guns = more suicide


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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: GUNS = DEATH ()
Date: January 20, 2015 12:38PM

YOU = STUPID Wrote:
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> No guns = more suicide
> Japan: No guns = more suicide

How many suicides USING A GUN, moron? The problem with guns is that they make almost any halfway competent attempt at suicide successful. One impulsive moment, and you are gone for good. It's really very simple -- guns = death. If you favor death, then you favor guns. And vice versa.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Ban High Places NOW! ()
Date: January 20, 2015 01:27PM

GUNS = DEATH Wrote:
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> YOU = STUPID Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No guns = more suicide
> > Japan: No guns = more suicide
>
> How many suicides USING A GUN, moron? The problem
> with guns is that they make almost any halfway
> competent attempt at suicide successful. One
> impulsive moment, and you are gone for good. It's
> really very simple -- guns = death. If you favor
> death, then you favor guns. And vice versa.


Japanese, Koreans, and some others all seem to do it just fine without. About twice as well as we do with. Despite having 1,000s X more guns.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: GUNS = DEATH ()
Date: January 21, 2015 08:36PM

Ban High Places NOW! Wrote:
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> Japanese, Koreans, and some others all seem to do
> it just fine without. About twice as well as we
> do with. Despite having 1,000s X more guns.

I see you haven't really rushed into talking about gun-related suicide in Japan, so I will simply point out that their rates for gun-related suicide are comparable to those for gun-related homicide -- they are each freakishly rare at around 0.03 to 0.04 per 100,000 population. The most common means of suicide in Japan is hanging, which of course offers hundreds or even thousands of chances to change one's mind -- chances that a gun would never allow. The biggest key to avoiding a suicide is to introduce delay. Guns don't help with that at all.

In addition of course, the concept of "honorable suicide" has been a part of Japanese culture for centuries. Japan's population is also skewed upward to levels where medical suicides begin to occur. These are factors that would tend to make suicide more common in Japan, but our 300+ million guns sure help keep us in the game. There is simply no getting around it -- GUNS = DEATH.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: NancyWard ()
Date: April 30, 2015 09:51PM

Read John Mosby's autobiograpy and he will tell you. Since the Civil War the criminals took over. The Native American's will tell you the same thing. Its a combination of the very rich and ignorant, the very greedy, and nepotism. (hope I spelled that correctly)

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Nixon ()
Date: May 01, 2015 01:03AM

NoVA native here. The area's not the most terrible place to live. As most of the suburbs around here have lots of cash you end up able to find lots of exclusive or high-end products in the malls and stores around here. However, there is no local flavor or culture here. Because of the high number of transplants there's a huge emphasis on established branding and chains. Being from NoVA is like being from nowhere. There are almost no cultural events here or in DC and a lot of the people around here are about as interesting as cardboard boxes. There are very few people here interested in reading, music, film, visual art, or even beer (despite the decent stock we get at the one chain that supplies 99% of the beer in the area, Total Wine). This is an area made by Baby Boomers and their federal government jobs. The area's notorious for having no local flavor and a poor dating scene. Do not move here unless you don't have a shot in hell of making a living in another city.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Jim Handy ()
Date: May 01, 2015 01:19AM

Nixon Wrote:
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> NoVA native here. The area's not the most terrible
> place to live. As most of the suburbs around here
> have lots of cash you end up able to find lots of
> exclusive or high-end products in the malls and
> stores around here. However, there is no local
> flavor or culture here. Because of the high number
> of transplants there's a huge emphasis on
> established branding and chains. Being from NoVA
> is like being from nowhere. There are almost no
> cultural events here or in DC and a lot of the
> people around here are about as interesting as
> cardboard boxes. There are very few people here
> interested in reading, music, film, visual art, or
> even beer (despite the decent stock we get at the
> one chain that supplies 99% of the beer in the
> area, Total Wine). This is an area made by Baby
> Boomers and their federal government jobs. The
> area's notorious for having no local flavor and a
> poor dating scene. Do not move here unless you
> don't have a shot in hell of making a living in
> another city.


Very accurate and well written, without sounding biased. Good job.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Subaru Silver Bullet ()
Date: May 01, 2015 02:44AM

Everyone here who says the drivers here suck has never lived in Norfolk/VA Beach, or for that matter, South Carolina!

The first thing I noticed moving here from VA beach was how relatively courteous and careful people are behind the wheel. People will actually let you in here! Wow!

I really like it here, I just need a 420 hookup and I'll be good.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Jack Handy ()
Date: May 01, 2015 08:08AM

Subaru Silver Bullet Wrote:
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>
>
> The first thing I noticed moving here from VA
> beach was how relatively courteous and careful
> people are behind the wheel. People will actually
> let you in here!
>

You don't need drugs. You're already clearly high.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Novatransplant ()
Date: May 01, 2015 09:51AM

Nixon Wrote:
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> NoVA native here. The area's not the most terrible
> place to live. As most of the suburbs around here
> have lots of cash you end up able to find lots of
> exclusive or high-end products in the malls and
> stores around here. However, there is no local
> flavor or culture here. Because of the high number
> of transplants there's a huge emphasis on
> established branding and chains. Being from NoVA
> is like being from nowhere. There are almost no
> cultural events here or in DC and a lot of the
> people around here are about as interesting as
> cardboard boxes. There are very few people here
> interested in reading, music, film, visual art, or
> even beer (despite the decent stock we get at the
> one chain that supplies 99% of the beer in the
> area, Total Wine). This is an area made by Baby
> Boomers and their federal government jobs. The
> area's notorious for having no local flavor and a
> poor dating scene. Do not move here unless you
> don't have a shot in hell of making a living in
> another city.

Could not have said it better myself. Like every area, NOVA has it's has pluses & minuses, but you hit the nail on the head. People here are obsessed with 3 things here, name brands, the cost of their house, and their jobs.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Liberaty ()
Date: May 01, 2015 12:31PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> The drivers make it suck. At the beginning of the
> last decade I thought Florida drivers in SoFl and
> around Orlando were insane, but within the past
> few years it has gotten so bad here, that the
> drivers down in Florida actually seem tame and
> polite in comparison! I can't count the number of
> times I've almost gotten into an accident around
> here due to the jackass drivers; yesterday I
> narrowly avoided two accidents: One a side swipe,
> the other a driver going the wrong way down a
> divided four lane road. On top of that, too many
> people around here could care less about even
> acknowledging greetings. If you say "Hello" to a
> passerby on the pathway, the chances are 50/50
> that they'll either reply back with a likewise
> phrase, or they'll silently stare at you as if
> you're a potential serial killer and freak of
> nature. My friends and cool neighbors are what
> make this place bearable, but the rate of growth
> is making every negative aspect harder, and harder
> to overcome.

Im from FL and completely agree. First thing i noticed was people are assholes here. Its changed me too, i dont greet or talk with neighbors or new people too much anymore. The taxes and cost of living here was a rude awakening as well, Pay more to live with some assholes, no thanks.
Also noticed people are not free here, theres this vibe of everyone being on lockdown.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: upst8 nyer ()
Date: May 09, 2017 09:06PM

I will probably end up spending 10 more years here. I used to live in Upst8 NY and WV, now that sack of crap Pentagram-er-I mean Pentagon forced my family to live here. fuq this place i will move becak to one of the previous locations.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Ghost Pepper ()
Date: May 10, 2017 03:16PM

Too many illegal immigrants.

Sanctuary City status killed Fairfax County.

All the rich Liberal yuppies voting Democrat but will fight tooth and nail to keep the illegals out of their neighborhood. Fuck them.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: HseWives ()
Date: May 12, 2017 12:52PM

fleshlight city Wrote:
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> The women of this area. i don't have any idea why
> it happens here, but they are fucked up.

Agreed. Frustrated rude low-achieving housewives who think they're busy because they volunteer at school, buy milk, drive their kids to sports, get a haircut, eat and take a dump. That is a busy, busy day in particular when time is taking away to talk about other people and gossip about other people's kids. Yawn. Boring lives.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: machine shop ()
Date: May 12, 2017 01:10PM

DdMt7 Wrote:
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> no machine shop
>
> no auto parts yard

Springfield Custom Auto Machine
Address: 8532 Terminal Rd V, Lorton, VA 22079
Phone: (703) 339-0999

There are numerous auto parts yards in the area.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: metalhead ()
Date: May 12, 2017 07:31PM

Like many of the other posters on here, this place has zero local culture...

We don't have any local identifiers or blue collar industry; everything is based on white collar jobs with the federal government. White collar areas rarely have dive bars as an example...

It's unaffordable to live here and own a single family home on a middle class income...

And over the past decade liberals have gotten an extremely strong foothold on county gov. This has led to higher taxes, more crime, more illegal aliens, etc.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: InDefsofFeds ()
Date: May 13, 2017 01:14PM

Carpetbaggers Wrote:
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> People (loose term) move here for federal
> employment and knock the region. If they are so
> superior why couldn't they live in the areas they
> enjoy and find gainful employment or create more
> industry? Basically they were to lazy or not as
> intelligent as they thought. NOVA and Md were once
> very nice communities with less traffic, malls,
> fast food establishments and a lot less
> pretentious carpetbaggers chewing down off of
> taxpayers money. But alas, I most accept the
> concept of modern society.

Nope. Feds come here because they can do things that you can't do anywhere else in the world - State, FBI, CIA, Justice, Supreme Court, Congress - and they are smart. Just because you couldn't get a job outside CVS, don't put down educated Feds. Envy much?

Most feds have huge workloads and responsibilities with enormous pressures on them by Congress, politicals, the public, and gottcha media. It's not the job it was a generation or two ago (pre-Reagan), with decreases in benefits, security, salary, etc. Any young person who stays in public service work after two years is crazy -- it's thankless, unappreciated, and largely miserable. As you move up the ladder, your thrown under the bus by politicals and supervisors blaming workers for a lack of resources/production while those slobs face stacks of work and unrealistic deadlines, all the while facing snarky comments like yours; e.g., Veterans Affairs, Social Security, Homeland Security, State/CIA... You wouldn't last two weeks in an average Fed job.

After 20 years, I left the Fed service (5) years ago, and never looked back. To state the obvious, you don't know what you're taking about. I now can participate in politics, play golf during lunch, have vacation time that I can actually use, even go crazy and take two weeks at a time, come to work late and leave early, take two hour lunches -- i.e., work like an adult without punching a card and working under a miserable jerk who is also working under a miserable jerk. I work hard over the week, but, on average, it's less than I did as a Fed and I get paid more with lots more flexibility.

And, finally, your comment is consistent with one I would have expected from someone who grew up here. I've found locals to be petty, ignorant (dumb if you want a one syllable word), parochial, lacking in culture and sophistication, who often marry women who stay at home doing nothing for 30+ years. Now go get yourself another beer. You have one more brain cell to kill.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: lmw ()
Date: April 10, 2022 11:16AM

because they are selfish pricks who don't like to share with southwest virginia

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: 35h5434 ()
Date: April 10, 2022 01:53PM

i think you should speak to your dentist before sucking asshole

it can be extremely dangerous - even deadly

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Yuppyassholemofos ()
Date: April 11, 2022 05:07PM

HseWives Wrote:
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> fleshlight city Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The women of this area. i don't have any idea
> why
> > it happens here, but they are fucked up.
>
> Agreed. Frustrated rude low-achieving housewives
> who think they're busy because they volunteer at
> school, buy milk, drive their kids to sports, get
> a haircut, eat and take a dump. That is a busy,
> busy day in particular when time is taking away to
> talk about other people and gossip about other
> people's kids. Yawn. Boring lives.

This is a good description of why it sucks. Very stuck-up triggered assholes that think they are the shit because they have a stupid government job where they do nothing all day and do not contribute towards helping society. Also, it is cold and shoveling snow is a bitch. The housing is shit and way overpriced. Besides the restaurants suck shit and it is boring. The country living is not worth it when you live among racist assholes that act like animals. FCPS is a fucking joke and way overrated. Bye!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: you both suck ass ()
Date: April 21, 2022 09:00PM

InDefsofFeds Wrote:

> And, finally, your comment is consistent with one
> I would have expected from someone who grew up
> here. I've found locals to be petty, ignorant
> (dumb if you want a one syllable word), parochial,
> lacking in culture and sophistication, who often
> marry women who stay at home doing nothing for 30+
> years. Now go get yourself another beer. You
> have one more brain cell to kill.


As someone who is here neither because I or any of my family has a Federal job nor because 9 generations of my family never left this godforsaken state, I can pretty much say both you Feds and the from-heres suck.

You both have huge egos which are unwarranted by anything you've ever done or will do.

One of you thinks you're the shit because you moved here for a Federal job, and the other thinks they're the shit because their family has never left.

And both of you contribute to Nova sucking asshole.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Flippetyfloppity ()
Date: April 22, 2022 07:55PM

Flapjack titties everwhere!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: Danny the drugdealer ()
Date: April 22, 2022 08:25PM

Flippetyfloppity Wrote:
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> Flapjack titties everwhere!

And they be ugly and very bitchy!

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: durkadurka ()
Date: April 23, 2022 10:40AM

press 1 muddafuckas

fairfax is being overrun, broken arrow, i say again broken arrow.

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Re: Tell me why Nova sucks asshole.
Posted by: When it all went downhill ()
Date: April 24, 2022 08:38PM

The day Meade Skelton moved to Richmond. Things have never been the same

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