Live Moderately Wrote:
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> Slacker Wrote:
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> > If will never consider Northrop Grumman or Booz
> > Allen Hamilton in my job search.
> >
> > If I ever do well then you can either stab me,
> tie
> > me up to a tree and let FCPS 3rd graders throw
> > pies at my face or shoot me with paint balls
>
> At BAH, you'd have to consider yourself the whore
> of whores. You'd have to have that "look" - a
> fresh suit, fresh pressed shirt and tie. Oh, and
> only being 25 but having a BMW isn't bad for the
> part, either.
>
> Now, you're probably wondering about the "whoring"
> part. Well, that will happen when you get
> assigned to your client(s). You'll be out there
> working with your clients and presenting them will
> all kinds of graphs and Power Point presentations
> on how to make their processes more efficient.
> You'll have to practice these presentations to the
> point of making you sick - because you'll have to
> convince the customer 100% that what you are
> presenting to them is the God's honest truth. Oh,
> and for the 2nd part of the whoring, BAH will
> assign a "bill rate" of $369.00 per hour to farm
> you out to these companies and for all of your
> "efforts" you should see about $48.00 - $52.00 per
> hour.
>
> Have I convinced you yet to go for it?
This thread was supposed to be about having fun.
How in the fuck are clients, graphs and power point presentations supposed to be fun?
I would rather whore myself to gay men over on Craigslist or Backpage.