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Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:44PM

I got a ticket for littering for throwing a cigarette out of my window today in a parking lot. The cop stopped in the rain to write a citation for this; I was doing nothing else wrong (speeding etc.) Really???? In the rain! Spare me the "you're a douchewhistle for being a smoker and a litterbug" comments; I'm posting this to ask if anyone else has gotten one of these or knows someone who has. What was the outcome in court? Oh, and I really am a stupid asshole, because I have to go to court, can't prepay this. Since I didn't realize that at the time, I decided to curse out Officer Faggot... and later realize I have to see him again in court. Son of a WHORE. I hate cops who have nothing better to do than to play God. I'm not saying I was right; apparently I broke a lA thT I was not aware existed... but still, what the fuck???!!!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:45PM

law that*

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:48PM

The state is broke. I needs all the money it can get. Thanks for doing your part.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: No,FuckYou ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:50PM

Good for that cop - I can't stand people who throw cigarettes out their windows. What, you weren't aware that there are littering laws out there, and that they do in fact apply to you?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:50PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> I got a ticket for littering for throwing a
> cigarette out of my window today in a parking lot.

Teehee. This is the best news I've heard all day today.

Stupid litterbug cunt.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:51PM

Your butts are gross.
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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: payback ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:55PM

I hope you have a $250 fine and community service to clean the gutters.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 16, 2011 07:58PM

You people are so predictable.... Lol

I smoke about 5 cigarettes a day, and maybe 1 goes out the window. No ashtray in my car. Besides, the point of my post was to express the ludicrousness of the cop stopping in the rain to cite me for that, and to ask if anyone has ideas about the court side of this. But really, thanks for taking the time out of your busy days to google a pic and post it, and call me a cunt.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:00PM

@nofuckyou - I really didn't realize a cigarette was considered littering. Had I known, this wouldn't have happened. Now I know and I won't do it again. Still not the point of my original post.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:01PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> Besides, the
> point of my post was to express the ludicrousness
> of the cop stopping in the rain to cite me for
> that

It's not ludicrous at all.

That cop is a hero.

You are an ape.

Capiche?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:05PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> You people are so predictable.... Lol
>
> I smoke about 5 cigarettes a day, and maybe 1 goes
> out the window. No ashtray in my car. Besides, the
> point of my post was to express the ludicrousness
> of the cop stopping in the rain to cite me for
> that, and to ask if anyone has ideas about the
> court side of this. But really, thanks for taking
> the time out of your busy days to google a pic and
> post it, and call me a cunt.

When I take time out of my busy day to pick-up butts & other trash that you think is Ok to throw out your car window I can spend 2 mins. to google a pic.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:12PM

Serious answer: Get a lawyer. I know of a few a Fairfax Judges who will throw people with littering tickets in jail for 5 days if found guilty.


Edit: And since it sounds like you might have acted like a douchnozzle to the officer, he'll probably mention that in court. Definitely get a lawyer.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2011 08:13PM by Clobbersaurus.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: L8Shift ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:12PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> Spare me the "you're a douchewhistle for being a smoker and a
> litterbug"

Ok....you're a douchewhistle for being a litterbug but keep on smokin' "

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Cop Hater ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:21PM

i hate most FCPD cops and think they are assholes but i'm glad you got this ticket. if you dont want the cigarette butt in your car ashtray what the hell makes you think we want it on the street?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 16, 2011 08:24PM

On one hand, I hate people who think that the whole world around them is one giant trash can available for their refuse. However, if I was the officer I would've simply made you pick it back up, and walk it over to a trash can to properly dispose of.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 16, 2011 10:46PM

Fuck you and your cigarette butt, asshole - like you dont have an ashtray or something

like I want your damn cigarette butt floating around in the Chesapeake

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 16, 2011 11:05PM

Too bad he didn't nightstick your ass into oblivion, fucking litter bug.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: April 16, 2011 11:09PM

This might be the most support the Fairfax police have ever received in a post.

Congratulations!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 16, 2011 11:47PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

even though you are all pathetic weiners who do nothing but troll on fairfax underground all day and night, your pitiful attempts at insults made me giggle. bravo, losers!!!!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FlourAdo ()
Date: April 17, 2011 12:09AM

wow, ALL of you guys are dickholes. maybe he doesn't have a car ash tray? i sure as hell dont. littering aint shit dude, i'm sure you guys litter your starbucks cups and receipts and beerbottles and whatnot, why are you guys all up in his ass about it? it's fucking LITTERING.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: CrabbyNative ()
Date: April 17, 2011 12:16AM

Good for the cop. I can't stand seeing someone flick their stinking cigarette butt out the window like they don't have a care in the world. Problem is you retards are littering OUR community and it's disgusting. No ashtray in the car? Seriously? If you can afford a 4 dollar pack of smokes I'm sure you can afford an ashtray for your car. Hate to see how you people live at home. F@#king pigs.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Stupid Ticket?-->nah ()
Date: April 17, 2011 01:14AM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> I really didn't realize a cigarette
> was considered littering. Had I known, this
> wouldn't have happened.


Wow you didn't realize throwing your trash on the street was considered littering????.... The cop probably is sick of seeing millions of filters everywhere he goes. I hope you get community service to clean up trash on the side of the road or a park; it would really make you understand why you are a fuck.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 17, 2011 02:37AM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> @nofuckyou - I really didn't realize a cigarette
> was considered littering. Had I known, this
> wouldn't have happened. Now I know and I won't do
> it again. Still not the point of my original post.


Was it trash? Yes. Did you throw it on the ground? Yes. It's littering.

I do it all the time, so I'm not getting up on a high horse here, but if you get busted for it you get busted for it. You had no good reason to give the cop shit.

What happens in court depends on your attitude most of all. Most likely it will just be a fine. I'm surprised you have to go to court. If that's true that was probably the result of how you acted to the cop. Do you think he enjoyed standing in the rain giving you a ticket?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Jiggerbug ()
Date: April 17, 2011 03:04AM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> You people are so predictable.... Lol
>
> I smoke about 5 cigarettes a day, and maybe 1 goes
> out the window. No ashtray in my car.

So basically you throw 365 cigarettes butt out on county roads a year.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Cato ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:10AM

Can't believe the unanimity here. I'll bet there would be less if the question were the legality of marijuana. What's wrong will the FFXU troll community, anyway? They act like a bunch of mothers at a PTA meeting in an elementary school.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Serious question ()
Date: April 17, 2011 07:53AM

A "green" friend of mine once ate an apple in my car on a road trip. When she finished, she chucked the core out of the window. I immediately checked my rearview mirrors for police and then said something to her about being lucky that nobody saw that. She said it's not littering because it was the woods and the apple is completely biodegradable.

Though I see her thinking, if she had been seen, she could have been cited, right? There aren't exceptions to littering!?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:12AM

Cato Wrote:
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> Can't believe the unanimity here. I'll bet there
> would be less if the question were the legality of
> marijuana. What's wrong will the FFXU troll
> community, anyway? They act like a bunch of
> mothers at a PTA meeting in an elementary school.

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cause cigarette butts are NASTY!!

cause you gotta pay someone to clean up the street out front yr business (that is, if you care about yr neighborhood, that is)

cause picking up cigarette butts (and other trash - yes, Serious Question, NO EXCEPTIONS) out in yr street in front of yr home is a time consuming and annoying thing to have to do.

Even children can figure all this out, Cato..........................


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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: former deputy ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:27AM

Serious question Wrote:
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> A "green" friend of mine once ate an apple in my
> car on a road trip. When she finished, she chucked
> the core out of the window. I immediately checked
> my rearview mirrors for police and then said
> something to her about being lucky that nobody saw
> that. She said it's not littering because it was
> the woods and the apple is completely
> biodegradable.
>
> Though I see her thinking, if she had been seen,
> she could have been cited, right? There aren't
> exceptions to littering!?


Throwing food of any kind on the side of the road is a very serious offence. That type of ignorance draws animals to the roadsides and kills people.
I witnessed a few people throwing food out of their car and got it on dash cam. I arrested them for attempted manslaughter, towed their car and made them post bond before being released. Of course the charges were always reduced to something like improper driving or littering but at least I forced the offenders to hire a 500 dollar lawyer.
If you have ever thrown food on the roadside you may well have killed or maimed someone and not even realize it.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Broken wheel ()
Date: April 17, 2011 09:51AM

SWEET!!! I'm going to place food all over rt.66..

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: April 17, 2011 10:07AM

former deputy Wrote:
> Throwing food of any kind on the side of the road
> is a very serious offence. That type of ignorance
> draws animals to the roadsides and kills people.
> I witnessed a few people throwing food out of
> their car and got it on dash cam. I arrested them
> for attempted manslaughter, towed their car and
> made them post bond before being released. Of
> course the charges were always reduced to
> something like improper driving or littering but
> at least I forced the offenders to hire a 500
> dollar lawyer.
> If you have ever thrown food on the roadside you
> may well have killed or maimed someone and not
> even realize it.


You are a fucking liar.

I hope the cop who wrote the OP the ticket prints all this shit out and shows the judge. Fucking whiney bitch comes here to bitch about the cop giving him a ticket and can't find anyone to take his side....I love it.

I hope you throw a cig out one night and it comes back into your car and you go up in flames.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Serious question ()
Date: April 17, 2011 10:15AM

Thanks, former deputy. I honestly didn't think of it that way. She had a great arm, and the apple core went well into the wooded area, but it's still near enough to the road to back up your concern. I see it now and wish I had a better response then.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Joe B, ()
Date: April 17, 2011 12:04PM

Butt throwing out the window of a vehicle is a pet peeve of mine. When FFX Co's finest calls this Spring to sell me jelly, rather than to hang up on them, I think I'll buy a case in support of their decision to write you a ticket.....Jackoff.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Date: April 17, 2011 12:10PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> I got a ticket for littering for throwing a
> cigarette out of my window today in a parking lot.
> The cop stopped in the rain to write a citation
> for this; I was doing nothing else wrong (speeding
> etc.) Really???? In the rain! Spare me the "you're
> a douchewhistle for being a smoker and a
> litterbug" comments; I'm posting this to ask if
> anyone else has gotten one of these or knows
> someone who has. What was the outcome in court?
> Oh, and I really am a stupid asshole, because I
> have to go to court, can't prepay this. Since I
> didn't realize that at the time, I decided to
> curse out Officer Faggot... and later realize I
> have to see him again in court. Son of a WHORE. I
> hate cops who have nothing better to do than to
> play God. I'm not saying I was right; apparently I
> broke a lA thT I was not aware existed... but
> still, what the fuck???!!!

EABOD...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Tyrone ()
Date: April 17, 2011 01:22PM

Don't break the law and you won't get a ticket. Stop whining like a faggot and deal with the fact that you're a fucking moron.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: HAHA!! ()
Date: April 17, 2011 01:41PM

Tyrone Wrote:
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> Don't break the law and you won't get a ticket.
> Stop whining like a faggot and deal with the fact
> that you're a fucking moron.

hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest post ever, yah FuckyouFCPD is a whining faggot! haha Tyrone is a real ass mothafucker

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Peter Fonda ()
Date: April 17, 2011 02:14PM

Maybe the cop was a motorcycle rider. Maybe he took a cigarette butt in the face at 50mph one time.

Next time keep your trash in the car, we dont want it.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: crystallite ()
Date: April 17, 2011 04:26PM

My damn kid threw trash out of a school bus in junior high. She got busted by the bus driver. She got punished by the school and I burned her ass with a cigarette and made her pick up trash on the street.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Concerned Mom ()
Date: April 17, 2011 04:44PM

Littering is oh so bad. How could you disrespect Mother Nature like this? You need to throw your ciggarettes in a trash can where they can be properly disposed of in a landfill along with all of the previous posts here.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Cher O Kee ()
Date: April 17, 2011 05:30PM

Freaking palefaces screw everything up
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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Noble Savage ()
Date: April 17, 2011 05:45PM

Cher O Kee Wrote:
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> Freaking palefaces screw everything up


You gullible palefaces! Ha! Many of you are soooo enamoured with any race and segment of society but your own. Hahahaha. The noble savages (me), african-americans (because some of their ancestors were held in bondage), muslims (because 100% of them do not want to kill us all for not believing their religion, latinos (because you need them to pick your vegetables because no one else will), etc. etc.

Hahaha. If a majority of you ever got your sh*t together and stopped staring at your navels, you'd be dangerous. In addition, you might have one helluva country.

If you

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: newgatedenizen ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:06PM

Ignorance of the law is no excuse... but disregarding that, how could any rational person think it is OK (and legal) to discard trash onto public property? I have always been curious about what makes people think it is acceptable to litter. It's disgusting, filthy and unsanitary and shows a fundamental lack of respect to other people. I'd love to compare the collective IQ of people that litter vs. those that don't. That would probably be very revealing.


I am happy to hear FCPD is enforcing no littering laws.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: GoToJail ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:32PM

Get an ashtray. Hope you receive a just punishment for your crime.

Some community service picking up discarded butts would be great, along with a substantial fine.

You sound frustrated, hope you learned your lesson.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 17, 2011 08:34PM

OP is a bitch
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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 17, 2011 11:05PM

Cato Wrote:
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> Can't believe the unanimity here. I'll bet there
> would be less if the question were the legality of
> marijuana.


I don't think so. Most people here probably agree marijuana should be legal, or at least that the offense should not be considered a criminal one, but if you have pot and you get caught by the police with it, while it sucks to be you, it's the way things are and you can't really pretend to be surprised. Deal with it. Or you can see if you can turn your case into some kind of landmark Supreme Court hearing about legalization or something if you want I guess. Good luck with that.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: DD ()
Date: April 17, 2011 11:25PM

former deputy Wrote:
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> Serious question Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A "green" friend of mine once ate an apple in
> my
> > car on a road trip. When she finished, she
> chucked
> > the core out of the window. I immediately
> checked
> > my rearview mirrors for police and then said
> > something to her about being lucky that nobody
> saw
> > that. She said it's not littering because it
> was
> > the woods and the apple is completely
> > biodegradable.
> >
> > Though I see her thinking, if she had been
> seen,
> > she could have been cited, right? There aren't
> > exceptions to littering!?
>
>
> Throwing food of any kind on the side of the road
> is a very serious offence. That type of ignorance
> draws animals to the roadsides and kills people.
> I witnessed a few people throwing food out of
> their car and got it on dash cam. I arrested them
> for attempted manslaughter, towed their car and
> made them post bond before being released. Of
> course the charges were always reduced to
> something like improper driving or littering but
> at least I forced the offenders to hire a 500
> dollar lawyer.
> If you have ever thrown food on the roadside you
> may well have killed or maimed someone and not
> even realize it.

Well, former deputy, by that logic you should be arrested for public indecency. You are obviously a huge fucking dick, and just showed it to everyone. Fuck you.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Lloydster ()
Date: April 18, 2011 08:09AM

Smoking is hazardous to your health. You should quit. Then you will not run into this situation again.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 18, 2011 09:14AM

@DD - anybody who thinks a cop enforcing the law is a "huge fucking dick" obviously didnt have a good time in lockup. Go back under yr mommy's skirt til you grow a pair and figure out how to USE YOUR ASHTRAY

@Noble Savage - great post, WRONG THREAD :)

@ GotoJail - that would be AWESOME for the OP to have to do that as punishment - maybe that would give them a clue as to the actual issue at hand

BUT GORDON!!! It's just a cigarette butt!! It's not harming ANYBODY!!!!

answer : Get yr heads out yr asses and wake up!

http://gothamist.com/2011/04/17/cigarette_butt_fire_leaves_six_belm.php

http://www.kcbd.com/story/14371637/burger-king-evacuated?redirected=true

http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14185683

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 18, 2011 10:07AM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> I got a ticket for littering for throwing a
> cigarette out of my window today in a parking lot.
> The cop stopped in the rain to write a citation
> for this; I was doing nothing else wrong (speeding
> etc.) Really???? In the rain! Spare me the "you're
> a douchewhistle for being a smoker and a
> litterbug" comments; I'm posting this to ask if
> anyone else has gotten one of these or knows
> someone who has. What was the outcome in court?
> Oh, and I really am a stupid asshole, because I
> have to go to court, can't prepay this. Since I
> didn't realize that at the time, I decided to
> curse out Officer Faggot... and later realize I
> have to see him again in court. Son of a WHORE. I
> hate cops who have nothing better to do than to
> play God.
I'm not saying I was right; apparently I
> broke a lA thT I was not aware existed... but
> still, what the fuck???!!!

LOL. He issued a ticket for littering. It's not like he was conducting stem cell research or genetic manipulation.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: wowyouaresocool ()
Date: April 18, 2011 11:16AM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> You people are so predictable.... Lol
>
> I smoke about 5 cigarettes a day, and maybe 1 goes
> out the window. No ashtray in my car. Besides, the
> point of my post was to express the ludicrousness
> of the cop stopping in the rain to cite me for
> that, and to ask if anyone has ideas about the
> court side of this. But really, thanks for taking
> the time out of your busy days to google a pic and
> post it, and call me a cunt.

one oh that is fine then...

Except the other 100,000 smokers whom only throw 'one' out a day (lol right) - you see they add up. Its littering, you didnt kill anyone and yet you were rude to the cop and your neighbors. Pay the fine and clean up your act a little and we will get along. Or keep being a polluting jerk and swearing at officers - who cares really?

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Date: April 18, 2011 11:45AM


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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Dan O. ()
Date: April 18, 2011 12:29PM

FlourAdo Wrote:
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> wow, ALL of you guys are dickholes. maybe he
> doesn't have a car ash tray? i sure as hell dont.
> littering aint shit dude, i'm sure you guys litter
> your starbucks cups and receipts and beerbottles
> and whatnot, why are you guys all up in his ass
> about it? it's fucking LITTERING.

He did say he didn't have an ashtray, but so fucking what? Why couldn't he just throw it on the floor of his car? Oh right, because it's gross and he wouldn't dream of doing that. But tossing it out the window is okay. Ass.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: FuckYourselvesFCPD ()
Date: April 18, 2011 08:26PM

For people who live in a state run by tobacco companies, you people sure are a bunch of fuckos. Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to petition Porsche to issue a warranty and install my car with an ashtray, as to not offend you cockgoblins and as to not kill any horses.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Maclay ()
Date: April 18, 2011 08:50PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> For people who live in a state run by tobacco
> companies, you people sure are a bunch of fuckos.
> Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to
> petition Porsche to issue a warranty and install
> my car with an ashtray, as to not offend you
> cockgoblins and as to not kill any horses.

If ya can afford a Porsche ya certainly can afford you buy an ashtray... sheesh

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: April 18, 2011 09:05PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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>
> Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to
> petition Porsche to issue a warranty and install
> my car

pics or stfu

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 18, 2011 09:39PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to
> > petition Porsche to issue a warranty and
> install
> > my car
>
> pics or stfu
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dude, you know the only Porsche that doofus ever owned came out of a Matchbox container...............

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: nonsmoker ()
Date: April 19, 2011 10:16AM

what a waste of a post:
-it is not up to you whether he stops in the rain or not. that just reflects bad on you. obviously you were an idiot and did it right in front of him (he had to be nearby to see a cigarette in the rain) and you probably looked like a class-a fairfax douchebag.
-littering is illegal. do you think that law allows for a grey area like only cigarette butts when its raining and you're not speeding. no, its the law. asshole. dont ever do it again. second offence will get you more disicplinary actions.
-quit smoking.
-every car has an ashtray.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: April 19, 2011 10:42AM

"every car has an ashtray."

Oh really?

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NEW YORK -- Sitting in the showroom at Martin's Manhattan Honda, Declan Walsh flipped through a glossy brochure for the Odyssey minivan, noting that it seemed to have everything his family could need. Well, almost everything.

"It doesn't come with a lighter?," Walsh asked a salesman.

"My wife's a smoker and that would be a problem," he explained. "You have some place (in the van) to store matches?"

Actually, the best place to keep matches in the Odyssey is probably the cupholder in the center console, a place once reserved for an ashtray in many cars. But Honda and other manufacturers are designing ashtrays and lighters out of many new models, both to please consumers and cut costs.

The move to smokeless cars started at Chrysler, whose 1995 Cirrus and Dodge Stratus sedans were the first to be sold without ashtrays as standard equipment. Other car makers, though, have seized on the idea and even in cars still equipped for smoking, ashtrays are smaller than ever.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4182/is_20001127/ai_n10141685/

Article's from 2000. Do you really think the trend has reversed since then?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: April 19, 2011 10:46AM

The world is your trashcan, OP.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Nick C. ()
Date: April 19, 2011 01:13PM

FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
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> For people who live in a state run by tobacco
> companies, you people sure are a bunch of fuckos.
> Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to
> petition Porsche to issue a warranty and install
> my car with an ashtray, as to not offend you
> cockgoblins and as to not kill any horses.

Why would I petition Porsche to install an ashtray in your car? It'd probably be more effective to call Scion directly instead of having Porsche re-route the call.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: April 19, 2011 02:06PM

Nick C. Wrote:
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> FuckYourselvesFCPD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For people who live in a state run by tobacco
> > companies, you people sure are a bunch of
> fuckos.
> > Perhaps you can use the same amount of zeal to
> > petition Porsche to issue a warranty and
> install
> > my car with an ashtray, as to not offend you
> > cockgoblins and as to not kill any horses.
>
> Why would I petition Porsche to install an ashtray
> in your car? It'd probably be more effective to
> call Scion directly instead of having Porsche
> re-route the call.

Well played, sir!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 19, 2011 02:35PM

gotta admit, my car doesnt have an ashtray - but smokers I know usually have enough common sense to BRING THEIR OWN when they ride with me

a metal cup costs about a cpl of bucks, porsche puss - doesnt take a Rhodes Scholar to figure out how to keep one in yr car.

is it really that hard to try and be a decent person?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: April 19, 2011 03:38PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:

> is it really that hard to try and be a decent
> person?


But he has a PORSCHE!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Cock goblin ()
Date: April 19, 2011 04:20PM

I'm glad you didn't flick it in my radiator on 66.

give that popo a doughnut

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: lolyer ()
Date: April 19, 2011 06:44PM

I love flicking cigarettes out the window, especially on the highway at night, cause you can see the flame on the cigarette hit a car that was following too close.. it bounces off the hood, sometimes hits the windshield..

I bet the majority of the posters who loved what the cop did, also agree with other liberal shit, such as the "we cant have kids playing wiffleball at summer camp" and other bullshit of the same.

Think of the children!!



Anywho, back in the old days, smoking was a common occurring, in which ashtrays were plentiful, and no one minded someone exercising their freedom of choice.

Now, everyone else's needs are custom tailored to be political correct, (gays, handicap, drug abusers, criminals, "minorities", illegals, etc) and everyone gets pussyhurt when someone wants a smoke.

If smoking was so fucking dangerous; and instead of a revenue grab, if they cited it as a health issue, why not ban cigarettes all together? Why instead make it a money grab under the guise of public safety?

A fucking fine for a cigarette butt? I dunno if the poster pissed this cop off or not, but it should have only warranted a warning. If the cop fined him just because, then I would fight it, to prove a point.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: April 19, 2011 07:03PM

lolyer Wrote:
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> If the cop
> fined him just because, then I would fight it, to
> prove a point.

And you would lose, thereby proving nothing.

In fact, I would venture to guess that you have yet to prove a single point during your lifetime. Maybe in 2012. :-)

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: newgatedenizen ()
Date: April 19, 2011 07:06PM

I bet the majority of the posters who loved what the cop did, also agree with other liberal shit,
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Disconnect. This is not a conservative-liberal issue. This is an "it's ok to litter" vs "it's not ok to litter" issue. Smoke away - just don't throw your litter into the street.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: lolyer ()
Date: April 19, 2011 07:29PM

Again, wrong

I've won several cases representing myself when I was clearly in the wrong...

I said:

lolyer Wrote:
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> If the cop
> fined him just because, then I would fight it, to
> prove a point.

with the fact thinking that if the officer cited this person base on just being a dick, and not taking in account that the poster did not know about the littering laws in Virginia. It did not help the o/p that he admitted to cursing the cop out..

For a cop to drop everything that he is doing, in the rain, drive over to the "criminal", pull them over, and offer nothing but a fine, is very liberal..

So it's not a disconnect...

Let me guess, this was an invitation for the cop to check for other things, such as non moving infractions like inspection sticker, tags, registration, seatbelt, etc...

Just like the 50 means 50 campaign.. lol I remember asking a Fairfax cop for help and I got a big "fuck you", a run around, and a citation for something that I had nothing to do with.

That cop lied to the judge (and god i am so lucky I was able to contradict his ass)..

Do not get me wrong, I do admit throwing cig butts out the windows is not only wrong, but constitutes littering, and since there is an epidemic of cig. butt littering, where the police bring the heavy citation book out for it, I will make sure I only throw butts out the window on a needed basis..

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: lolyer ()
Date: April 19, 2011 07:33PM

Highlander Wrote:
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>
>
> You are a fucking liar.
>
> I hope the cop who wrote the OP the ticket prints
> all this shit out and shows the judge. Fucking
> whiney bitch comes here to bitch about the cop
> giving him a ticket and can't find anyone to take
> his side....I love it.
>
> I hope you throw a cig out one night and it comes
> back into your car and you go up in flames.

Oh wow!! That has happen to me - I (at the time drove a 2005 Jetta) had a butt come right back in the windows after flicking it out ! LOL

Karma is a bitch I suppose lol

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Fuck you, fuck you ()
Date: April 19, 2011 09:22PM

A Well deserved ticket. I hope you get several days in jail or a fat ass fine. PIG!!!! Your house should look like a fucking pig farm.

Long Live FCPD!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: April 19, 2011 09:44PM

lolyer Wrote:
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>
> I bet the majority of the posters who loved what
> the cop did, also agree with other liberal shit,

I bet you would lose that bet. Maybe take a poll and let us know what you find, kay?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Fegelein ()
Date: April 19, 2011 09:52PM

It is morons like the original poster who give cops a bad name. He fucked up and he knows it but he won't admit it. Instead he wants to blame the cop who was doing his job by upholding the law. If the original poster was smart, he would of had an ashtray in his car, and he would have researched the many laws & fines.

The original poster needs a reality check. It is time for him or her to accept responsibility, their own mistakes and most importantly, grow up.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 20, 2011 08:43AM

I'm guessing the OP was in a ricer with the bass pounding, annoying peaceful pedestrians at a shopping center. I'm glad you gave the police officer an excuse to shut down your crap.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ron ()
Date: April 21, 2011 05:31PM

Can't really blame the cop. They take littering pretty seriously in this county. I know a guy who threw a piece of plywood of his third story balcony who got a 180 day suspended sentence.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: I like it ()
Date: April 21, 2011 08:03PM

I am glad you got a ticket. I wish every littering driver got one. Whether a cig butt or a cup, you deserve it. Not having an ashtray is no excuse- you could easily put one in your car's cupholder.

The obvious appropriate punishment is cleaning up litter on the side of the road. I vote for 20 hours.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Haha you fuckwads!!!!!!! ()
Date: June 06, 2011 10:44PM

Guess whose littering ticket got thrown out in court today? LMAO, suck my big dick, bitches!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha roflmao!!!!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Guess whose ? ()
Date: June 06, 2011 10:55PM

Haha you fuckwads!!!!!!! Wrote:
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> Guess whose littering ticket got thrown out in
> court today? LMAO, suck my big dick,
> bitches!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
> roflmao!!!!


Guess which small Dick polluter had to waste a morning in court????

You're still a loooser with a small dick, so I hear, from your boyfriends..

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 06, 2011 11:14PM

Haha you fuckwads!!!!!!! Wrote:
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> Guess whose littering ticket got thrown out in
> court today? LMAO, suck my big dick,
> bitches!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
> roflmao!!!!

Congratulations, Greg.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:15AM

@Guess whose - no fooling, right? If that was the highlight of his day, I pity him.........................

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: eagle64 ()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:32AM

Serves you right! I walk about 4-5 miles per day and pick up trash while I'm walking and find that in inordinate amount of litter is left by smoking assholes!
--butts all over the place, discarded packs, etc. A close second is trash left by MacDonald's cretin patrons.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Butz A. Blaze ()
Date: June 07, 2011 02:15AM

Glad you came on here to tell us about your court win. It must have been weighing heavily on your mind to come post here about the verdict. Have you learned your lesson? Nah, that is just wishful thinking on my part.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 07, 2011 06:18AM

Does anyone really believe that this ticket got thrown out after a cop flat-out saw him littering?

It's obviously a lie. Use your heads folks. I expect Ut to fall for it. But the rest of you? Seriously? :-)

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:06AM

@Kilton - I just kinda assumed cop didnt show up for court date and judge just threw it out. But yeah, now that you mention it, it does seem kind of odd, doesnt it.

So, OP - can you prove what you say? Cause yeah, cops dont usually miss court dates, and judges ususally will continue the charge if they do miss them anyways.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:11AM

@Gordon: One guy had a littering ticket dismissed in Fairfax County GDC yesterday. Only littering case on the docket. So either the OP is Greg, or he's a liar.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:17AM

@Ut - prolly both LoLz

but thanks for schooling us - wonder why the judge dismissed it?
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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:20AM

@Gordon: I don't know, maybe Kilton can find out from the cop while he's sucking him off. :-)

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Date: June 07, 2011 09:34AM

Ut videam Wrote:
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> @Gordon: One guy had a littering ticket dismissed
> in Fairfax County GDC yesterday. Only littering
> case on the docket. So either the OP is Greg, or
> he's a liar.


Court docket #?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:38AM

GT11050114-00

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Date: June 07, 2011 09:50AM

No rain on 3/14

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:55AM

No rain on 2/16 (Greg's offense date), either. Also, the OP stated that he was cited "today," which was April 16. I couldn't find any record of a littering citation on that date. The whole story sounds like BS.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:14AM

Spectacular work, Ut. Clearly you're getting to the bottom of this. And by "getting to the bottom" I mean "getting absolUTely nowhere."

Yesterday you spent the entire morning learning about runways and today you're all over this guy's court case. Wonder what you'll be "busy" with tomorrow. :-)

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:16AM

Kilton, after you wipe the cop's spooge off your chin, why don't you tell us what really happened?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: oh noes ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:16AM

Oh shit, ours truly here on FFU are on the case !! Dig in deep guys!

No rain on 3/14 .... no rain on 2/16 ? We even have a case number.. remind me not to bitch about any legal precedents I may run into because my internetz identity will get compromised. You guys, are truly amazing!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: YouPeopleAreRetardlyHilarious ()
Date: June 07, 2011 12:46PM

Clearly I'm not stupid enough to give every last detail of what happened just in case the cop DID see it and use it against me. A-duh! I threw 15 lbs of cigarettes out my window today in honor of you cockgobblers!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Drusila ()
Date: April 25, 2012 06:40PM

I understand that it seems ridiculous, I had no idea it was illegal. A problem would be that most cars in the US don't have cig trays in their cars anymore. Oh well, good thing that there are people who will take time out of their day to clean up other people's messes. How sweet.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: no.. FUCK YOU!! ()
Date: April 25, 2012 07:01PM

fuck you ya donkey lipped faggot!
you pollute? im gonna ram my spiked cock up your asshole til it punctures your stomach

piece of shit motha FUCKA!!

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: April 25, 2012 10:42PM

home training. what the fuck ever happened to it?

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: douuche ()
Date: April 25, 2012 11:06PM

You are just lucky the FC police officer didn't make you smoke his pole. FC cops really like to smoke each others poles off.

I smoked. I used a freakin drink can when I needed to...except in MD, fuck that state.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: wtfm8 ()
Date: April 28, 2012 05:30AM

I can't tell if this whole post is a troll, like the rest of this site or if you are really that pathetic. I think people that throw their cigarettes out the window should get a fine and have to do community service. Also, they should also get a police baton to the teeth for being disgusting worthless pieces of shit.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: Phil ()
Date: April 28, 2012 09:50AM

Dear "former deputy":

The fact that you arrested people for attempted murder for tossing food out the window shows why cops in this county are vilified and hated by so many people. What you describe is criminal on your part and you're the one that should have had to post bond. I hope you're a "former" deputy because your superiors realized they had a loose cannon on their hands - a bully in a uniform who was more of a criminal than the people being arrested. Maybe a judge got sick of all the bullshit cases you were jamming into his docket and pulled some strings to get you fired. The more cops out there like you the less safe we all are.

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Re: Ridiculous ticket
Posted by: SiriusB ()
Date: April 28, 2012 10:49AM

Oh, were you also the guy that threw out the butt a couple of years ago along Route 7 just before it intersects with Route 28? We sat in traffic for an hour while the local Fire Department got there and put out the blaze that had jumped to-and engulfed-- heavy vegetation on both sides of the road by that time. Some people have developed some common sense by learning simple lessons of life in the course of everyday living, and others have to learn their lessons by a much more "direct" manner. Hats off to the cops that are giving out tickets for this--they are the unsung heros of the day, if even just for the chaos they might be preventing down the road of time if all of the "common sense-challenged" ones exhibiting behavior patterns like yours were to be given no chance to "learn a new lesson in life!"

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