For some odd reason that I can't explain, I have found myself becoming more and more drawn to the "Room Store Lady". When I first saw her, many years ago, I thought that she looked like a strange little pixie woman. I've since noticed as the years pass by, that with each commercial I become more and more attracted to her. I can't fight it. I want to make sweet, sweet love to the Room Store lady. I was also mega surprised to find out that she has a MEGA rack. They REALLY downplay it in her commercials, but if you look you can still tell. I saw a picture of her I.R.L. wearing a tight T-shirt and she had to be sporting C-cup to D-cup breasts. That only served to inflame my passions even more.

THEN there's Krystal Koons. Just like the Room Store Lady, I don't understand WHY I'm drawn to her. When I FIRST saw Krystal Koons, I was repulsed by her broomstick like frame and her impossibly wide smile. Then as I continued to see her on tv, her deep, cerulean blue eyes began to hypnotize me. I found myself wondering what it would be like to submit to her siren song and to feel the exquisite pain of her sharp, bony hips stabbing me in the groin as I followed the urgent call of nature's imperative.

Although it pains me to admit it, I also find myself strangely compelled to want to make rough, passionate love to Sue Palka the Weather Lady. Those pant-suits that she wears only hint at the raging, sexual love-beast that lurks inside her, hidden by her proper weather-spokesperson persona.

Anyone else got a "local celebrity" that they're their attracted to, but still can't really understand why?



EDIT: Thanks to "Bortnik" for pointing out this picture of the Room Store lady that proves my point about her having beautiful, big ol' Boobies!!!



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The Room Store lady looks like the secretary out of Ghostbusters.

check out this site:http://davidcgarcia.com/2009/04/the-mystery-of-the-room-store-lady/

my girl, Michelle Rhee
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Yes, but WHY???? You have to tell us about your inner-battle between the initial revulsion you felt for her and then how that slowly was overtaken by the heat of a strange sexual passion for her.

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED HER YET?!

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Because, at 11:00pm, this forum is generally populated by a dozen morons who don't watch the news.

Sarah Simmons Fox 5

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the women's ministry at centreville baptist is soooo sexy
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She's the WHOLE ministry? Wow.

Hottest local, hands down, Alison Starling. Czarniak ain't even close.

For sheer feminine grace, nobody beats Will Thomas.

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+1 funny

I never liked the Room Store girl that much, kind of cute in an annoying way maybe, but I never was big on the reds. Seeing her in that youtube video in the S&M gear changed my mind. I think her body is decent and she has to be a gamer for wearing that, even if in a role. I could easily envision her throwing drinks down her throat and getting very enthusiastic quick.

Michelle Rhee- no, too gummy in the boca.

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Michelle Rhee looks just like Bobby Lee from "Mad TV." Would not bang.

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Yeah, but that's really the whole point of this thread. I realize that it's turned into more of a "who's a HOT local celebrity?" thread, and that's fine, but the original intent was to discuss those people (like the Room Store Lady or Krystal Koons for me), who you WEREN'T attracted to at first. Those people who you initially found fascinating in their NON-hotness. You may have even imagined sex with them out of morbid curiosity........ But then something changed. Almost against your will you found yourself growing strangely attracted to them. The thought of having sex with them now oddly enticed you. You couldn't really even put into words why you would TOTALLY bang them because you don't really even understand it yourself. You would NEVER admit it to friends, but deep in your heart you know that you would TOTALLY "hit it" if given the chance.

I completely "get it" about Michelle Rhee. She DOES look like Bobby and that's why it's do disconcerting to have to admit to myself that I would bang her like a gong if she let me. I don't even know WHY I would do it, I just know that I would.

It's EASY to say that you would Bang Czarniak or the "Rosetta Stone" chick with huge knockers and the low cut red shirt, (hell, even soft, sweet, supple young Will Thomas). Those make SENSE. Sue Palka does NOT make sense to me and yet I know I would be ALL UP in it if I had the chance. What I don't know is WHY!?!?!?!?



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Crystal Koons. She just seems like she'd be fun in bed and full of energy.

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YES!!! You get it. She also seems like she might have just a hint of "freak" inside her. I could totally see her in some thigh-high black patent leather boots and holding a riding crop. ;)

Centreville HS '94
Would do her again without hesitation - so good it spoiled me during my college years as no one else could touch her.

When the Obama family first came into the public eye, Michelle didn't do much for me, too big w/man hands and although her booty seemed ok as far as I could tell in all that first lady formal wear, it wasn't the kind of cherry-bomb ass you would want to build your condo on and live in.

The only thing that's really changed is that now that we all realize what a boring stiff her husband is, she must be really horny to get her world rocked by just about anyone. Sometimes, it's just the perception of attitude that makes all the difference.

What about the incredibly fertile Eun Yang?

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EDIT: Thou shalt not hotlink, apparently.

It was a picture of House saying, "DO WANT."

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I've seen this MIchelle Rhee picture about 5 times on this forum. She does little for my loins, she may be better looking in person, but not much there for me and I'm pretty capable of finding some redeming attraction in an older or marginal chickie.

Now what has caught my eye every time I've seen this stupid Mrs.Ed horseface is the body of the woman to the top left of Rhee. Can't see much from there, but looks like some respectable hips and a nice trim little bod.

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Alison Starling, WJLA 7:


(Also picture with Alison, is fellow WJLA 7 anchor Pamela Brown).



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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Wow! Allison Starling and Pamela Brown would make for a nice cooter sandwich. Hot!

Martha Macallum from Fox News!!!! (Ok so she isn't local, but who cares)

How is it that no one has yet mentioned the epitome of raw, carnal sexuality mixed with sultry, feminine charm? Of course, I speak of NBC's Liz Crenshaw pictured below. (I believe that she's the one on the right in the Navy Blue golf shirt.)
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> Something that I wondered about when I read the
> title of this thread was how does one bang a woman
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> For that matter, what is Biblical banging,
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> Myself, I think I'll just stick with good ol'
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Well................. For instance, you could cut a woman's hair short in the front so that it doesn't hang in her eyes. I believe those are called bangs, so to cut them that way would be to "bang" a woman. ;)



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I think Remy (who does the "arlington rap" and his newest hit "saudis in audis" is pretty cute :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/GoRemy

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She wears too much makeup. It's like a tranny. Plus if you pause her while she's talking her face is ugly. Big nose.

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> She wears too much makeup. It's like a tranny.
> Plus if you pause her while she's talking her face
> is ugly. Big nose.


You can't be serious. That Chick is SEVERELY bangable!

erica grow, the new weather woman

YUM, YUM
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Too bad she went back to SF.
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I'll play. I'm a girl.

Topper Shutt. A total goof, off camera, I'll bet. he's boyishly cute.

Pete. The cox cable guy in the commercials that no longer air.

Adam Caskey. Weather, Channel 8.

Bruce DuPuyt. I feel sorry for him. Channel 8.

Will Thomas. Doubt he'd be interested, but whatever.

Shannon Bream, current Fox News person is a former WRC 4 news reader. She is awesome! A former Miss Florida and Miss Virginia. Lives in Alexandria.
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^^^^^

That's NOT Shannon Bream. That's a Barbie doll.

What happened to the Ameritel triplets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FCDJB3ngbkM

Wow!

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At 12, I lost my virginity to her. She was 13 and quite experienced. She showed me the way.

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more for me then

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> EDIT: Thanks to "Bortnik" for pointing out this
> picture of the Room Store lady that proves my
> point about her having beautiful, big ol'
> Boobies!!!


You'll like this video then...where that still came from:

http://youtu.be/FCDJB3ngbkM

eun yang is the shit - id bang that nip for weeks and leave her hurting. Anyone got sexy pics of her?

Megan Elizabeth Toohey. No vaginal penetration though--just anal and a cum dump down her throat.