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A couple years ago, a friend celebrated his birthday there for some reason. He ended the night puking out of his passenger window while another friend drove his car oh so slowly to make sure we all got pictures.
anus Wrote:
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> who gives a shit. Then waste the time on morning
> on the radio hearing about it. That entire show is
> just plugging the next lame event
I, and the rest of males in the Northern Virginia area, are waiting for your idea on how to get women drunk and get laid.
Lurker. Wrote:
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>
> I, and the rest of males in the Northern Virginia
> area, are waiting for your idea on how to get
> women drunk and get laid.
If you must get women drunk to get laid....well, I am sorry for you.
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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”
Lurker. Wrote:
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> I went one year. Wasn't that impressed. I'm in
> two of the pics here.
>
> http://www.myspace.com/junkiesradio4/photos/albums
> /sundress-sillies-08-22-08/2105552
Radiophile Wrote:
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> A word of caution ladies.
>
> NEVER wear a sundress to get your belly button
> pierced.
Hahaha, years ago I met my new girlfriend's older sister at a bar. She was already half drunk and told me I'd better not eff with her sister. She then proceeded to tell me about a new tattoo she got on her stomach and asked me if I wanted to see it. She was wearing a sundress and started to pull it up to show me - in the bar.
She was pretty hot, I should have let her.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/23/2010 08:06AM by Ralph Pootawn.
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
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> > A word of caution ladies.
> >
> > NEVER wear a sundress to get your belly button
> > pierced.
>
>
> Hahaha, years ago I met my new girlfriend's older
> sister at a bar. She was already half drunk and
> told me I'd better not eff with her sister. She
> then proceeded to tell me about a new tattoo she
> got on her stomach and asked me if I wanted to see
> it. She was wearing a sundress and started to
> pull it up to show me - in the bar.
>
> She was pretty hot, I should have let her.
you should have bent her over the bar stool and had your way with the slut
Oopa Wrote:
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> Yes, because doing your new girlfriends sister in
> front of her will score big points.
Or you can read it again and realize that the girlfriend wasn't at the bar, just the older sister Captain Obvious.
pics or it didnt happen Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > Radiophile Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > A word of caution ladies.
> > >
> > > NEVER wear a sundress to get your belly
> button
> > > pierced.
> >
> >
> > Hahaha, years ago I met my new girlfriend's
> older
> > sister at a bar. She was already half drunk
> and
> > told me I'd better not eff with her sister.
> She
> > then proceeded to tell me about a new tattoo
> she
> > got on her stomach and asked me if I wanted to
> see
> > it. She was wearing a sundress and started to
> > pull it up to show me - in the bar.
> >
> > She was pretty hot, I should have let her.
>
>
> you should have bent her over the bar stool and
> had your way with the slut
>
> oh yeah read my name
Doesn't Matter Wrote:
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> Oopa Wrote:
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> > Yes, because doing your new girlfriends sister
> in
> > front of her will score big points.
>
> Or you can read it again and realize that the
> girlfriend wasn't at the bar, just the older
> sister Captain Obvious.
Please point out where it says his girlfriend WASN'T at the bar?
> Hahaha, years ago I met my new girlfriend's older
> sister at a bar. She was already half drunk and
> told me I'd better not eff with her sister. She
> then proceeded to tell me about a new tattoo she
> got on her stomach and asked me if I wanted to see
> it. She was wearing a sundress and started to
> pull it up to show me - in the bar.
Oopa Wrote:
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> Doesn't Matter Wrote:
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> > Oopa Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Yes, because doing your new girlfriends
> sister
> > in
> > > front of her will score big points.
> >
> > Or you can read it again and realize that the
> > girlfriend wasn't at the bar, just the older
> > sister Captain Obvious.
>
>
> Please point out where it says his girlfriend
> WASN'T at the bar?
>
> > Hahaha, years ago I met my new girlfriend's
> older
> > sister at a bar. She was already half drunk and
> > told me I'd better not eff with her sister. She
> > then proceeded to tell me about a new tattoo
> she
> > got on her stomach and asked me if I wanted to
> see
> > it. She was wearing a sundress and started to
> > pull it up to show me - in the bar.
Sounds like the girlfriend wasn't there, but is only implied.