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High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 02, 2010 03:15PM
I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and rekindle some old romances or make good on some crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so I think I can score.
But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids, dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who kept in good shape and went to good schools. In high school, I was always popular and kind of a dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like back then? I really want to score.
But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids, dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who kept in good shape and went to good schools. In high school, I was always popular and kind of a dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like back then? I really want to score.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
wtfno
()
Date: July 02, 2010 03:27PM
I think everyone, looking back, realizes they were a huge d-bag. Unnecessary drama.
High school reunions are fun, though. It's interesting to see all the jocks fall flat on their face in the real world. Those "lax'in" skills aren't applicable too far outside the high school field.
High school reunions are fun, though. It's interesting to see all the jocks fall flat on their face in the real world. Those "lax'in" skills aren't applicable too far outside the high school field.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 02, 2010 03:30PM
wtfno Wrote:
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> I think everyone, looking back, realizes they were
> a huge d-bag. Unnecessary drama.
>
>
> High school reunions are fun, though. It's
> interesting to see all the jocks fall flat on
> their face in the real world. Those "lax'in"
> skills aren't applicable too far outside the high
> school field.
Well, to be fair,I was a jock and didn't land on my face. But, I think you're right. For the most part, the really athletic popular kids are now borderline losers and the smart, bookish kids are successful (and some of the girls are HOT!). I'm looking forward to it. Hope people don't hold my d-bag days against me.
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> I think everyone, looking back, realizes they were
> a huge d-bag. Unnecessary drama.
>
>
> High school reunions are fun, though. It's
> interesting to see all the jocks fall flat on
> their face in the real world. Those "lax'in"
> skills aren't applicable too far outside the high
> school field.
Well, to be fair,I was a jock and didn't land on my face. But, I think you're right. For the most part, the really athletic popular kids are now borderline losers and the smart, bookish kids are successful (and some of the girls are HOT!). I'm looking forward to it. Hope people don't hold my d-bag days against me.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: July 02, 2010 03:32PM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
That last sentence cracked me up.
Yeah, you have a shot. Just don't be a dick and harp on past transgressions. If some chick points out that you were a huge dick, laugh it off and blame it on immaturity. Personally, I haven't gone to any of my reunions and won't ever go. But...at my school's 5 or 10 year reunion (I forget which), there were 2 girls and 2 boys that ended up meeting back up/dating/getting married. So who knows.
And you're right about the hot chicks turning into heifers. It's the cute/plain jane types back then that look better 10/20 years later.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
That last sentence cracked me up.
Yeah, you have a shot. Just don't be a dick and harp on past transgressions. If some chick points out that you were a huge dick, laugh it off and blame it on immaturity. Personally, I haven't gone to any of my reunions and won't ever go. But...at my school's 5 or 10 year reunion (I forget which), there were 2 girls and 2 boys that ended up meeting back up/dating/getting married. So who knows.
And you're right about the hot chicks turning into heifers. It's the cute/plain jane types back then that look better 10/20 years later.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
steve k2
()
Date: July 02, 2010 04:06PM
100k+ at 10 years, not bad. I had my 20 year reunion and I'm still not real close to that. Income doesn't measure a persons success however.
As far as reunions go, there's not a science to it where hot girls become ugly, people just change a lot in 10 years. Also a lot of the smart people aren't very succesful either.
For my two reunions only about half the graduating class went though.
As far as reunions go, there's not a science to it where hot girls become ugly, people just change a lot in 10 years. Also a lot of the smart people aren't very succesful either.
For my two reunions only about half the graduating class went though.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
hoocoodanode
()
Date: July 02, 2010 04:16PM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
Don't count on that 100K a year being a draw. That isn't exactly a boatload of much money in these parts.
And don't go by pictures. http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
Don't count on that 100K a year being a draw. That isn't exactly a boatload of much money in these parts.
And don't go by pictures. http://www.officialdatingresource.com/beware-the-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics/
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: July 02, 2010 04:22PM
just keep telling everyone how much $ you make, and they will see how much more mature you are.
its also best to be honest. just tell them you're only here to "score."
why is it that you are not in a relationship now??
its also best to be honest. just tell them you're only here to "score."
why is it that you are not in a relationship now??
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: July 02, 2010 05:49PM
Yahweh Wrote:
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> why is it that you are not in a relationship now??
He's too busy scoring! No time for a stable relationship!
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> why is it that you are not in a relationship now??
He's too busy scoring! No time for a stable relationship!
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 02, 2010 05:54PM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
To complete the douchebag trifecta, buy a new BMW 3 series right before the reunion and keep a bluetooth in your ear the whole time you are there talking to the women.
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
>
> But, here's the crazy thing...the girls who were
> BY FAR the hottest girls in my class in high
> school are all heifers now. I mean, really fat
> ugly cows who are divorced, smoke, have kids,
> dead-end jobs. But, the hottest girls, at least
> based on FB pics, are the smart skinny girls who
> kept in good shape and went to good schools. In
> high school, I was always popular and kind of a
> dick to the smart girls. Do I have a shot? Will
> they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like
> back then? I really want to score.
To complete the douchebag trifecta, buy a new BMW 3 series right before the reunion and keep a bluetooth in your ear the whole time you are there talking to the women.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
HANNAH WYOMING
()
Date: July 02, 2010 10:57PM
I think you are a douchebag for telling everybody on here you make 100k a year.
I also think you are a douchebag for going after 28 year old dinosaurs.
Go take a few classes over at NOVA during the summer or something.
Most of the girls you will see there will be young and fresh.
I also think you are a douchebag for going after 28 year old dinosaurs.
Go take a few classes over at NOVA during the summer or something.
Most of the girls you will see there will be young and fresh.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
alpha omega shamu
()
Date: July 02, 2010 11:09PM
This post is hysterical. I went to my 15 year a while back and had a similar experience. Tons of fatties who used to be hot, the popular guys were complete duds and the smart kids had all turned out pretty well. There was this one girl from h.s. who was this smart gangly non-partying type in h.s. We used to make fun of her for being "religious" because she wouldn't party, but we she wasn't. She's now a lawyer in new york, totally gorgeous, slender and so beautiful. Back then I knew she was pretty but it wasn't acceptable to say it. Now, she's a dream girl.
Long story short, find that girl and try like hell to "score". Don't be an ass, be humble and nice. IF you were a dick in the past, apologize, laugh, move on. Ummmmmm, but don't mention how much you make. Totally not acceptable, douchebag! Kidding of course.
Long story short, find that girl and try like hell to "score". Don't be an ass, be humble and nice. IF you were a dick in the past, apologize, laugh, move on. Ummmmmm, but don't mention how much you make. Totally not acceptable, douchebag! Kidding of course.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
GILBERT STADIUMS
()
Date: July 03, 2010 12:38AM
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
GMU Hokie
()
Date: July 03, 2010 03:49PM
There is an old country song with the line "Don't look back when you know it's over."
It's over so don't look back.
Time to move on.
It's over so don't look back.
Time to move on.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 06, 2010 08:42AM
You guys simply don't understand. The best chance anyone has of scoring is when they already have a history with someone. What better place than a reunion to do this? And no, I won't mention my salary...obviously, some people are really insecure about what they make on this thread. I have my sites set on a couple single gals from way back who were always pretty but are now total hotties.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
alpha omega shamu
()
Date: July 06, 2010 07:26PM
Tell us how it works out. I'll bet you get to second base at least;-).
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
look4lifeyobringsexybackandcanuscore10pts
()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:03AM
what position do u play if ur a defender doubt u will score look at messi he failed to score in the world cup and he is the best
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
FUNdamental
()
Date: July 07, 2010 09:41AM
Your story could be a great plot for a movie. Oh wait; it's been done, over and over again.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 07, 2010 09:55AM
FUNdamental Wrote:
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> Your story could be a great plot for a movie. Oh
> wait; it's been done, over and over again.
Scoring at my high school reunion is move plot line? News to me. In fact, other than Grosse Point Blank, I can't thin of one high school reunion movie.
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> Your story could be a great plot for a movie. Oh
> wait; it's been done, over and over again.
Scoring at my high school reunion is move plot line? News to me. In fact, other than Grosse Point Blank, I can't thin of one high school reunion movie.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
video store clerk
()
Date: July 07, 2010 10:39AM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your story could be a great plot for a movie.
> Oh
> > wait; it's been done, over and over again.
>
> Scoring at my high school reunion is move plot
> line? News to me. In fact, other than Grosse Point
> Blank, I can't thin of one high school reunion
> movie.
You have to remember FUNdamental rents his movies from the back of the video store. You know the one behind the curtain.
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your story could be a great plot for a movie.
> Oh
> > wait; it's been done, over and over again.
>
> Scoring at my high school reunion is move plot
> line? News to me. In fact, other than Grosse Point
> Blank, I can't thin of one high school reunion
> movie.
You have to remember FUNdamental rents his movies from the back of the video store. You know the one behind the curtain.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: July 07, 2010 11:17AM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> Grosse Point Blank
side note; I lost my v-card to that movie in 1997.
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> Grosse Point Blank
side note; I lost my v-card to that movie in 1997.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:27PM
That clip is hilarious. I didn't see that movie, but I love the idea of the Apple guy being a foul-mouthed perverted gay porno star. I suspect I'll use one of those lines on some lucky lady at the reunion of the Class of 2000. Shut your mouth or I'll put my...100K+ a year in it! Woohhooooo!!!!
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
G3hGu
()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:01PM
That movie is great.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: July 09, 2010 07:48PM
Yahweh Wrote:
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grosse Point Blank
>
>
> side note; I lost my v-card to that movie in 1997.
vagina card?
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grosse Point Blank
>
>
> side note; I lost my v-card to that movie in 1997.
vagina card?
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: July 09, 2010 08:11PM
You just made me realize that I haven't done jack since I graduated, thanks lol.
I've experienced quite a bit, but I'm not certain what I have to show for it at the moment.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
I've experienced quite a bit, but I'm not certain what I have to show for it at the moment.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
f-off
()
Date: July 12, 2010 11:03AM
I had a blast at my 10 year reunion. I really wasn't about to go either and did hook up with an old flame.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
FoolSmacker
()
Date: July 12, 2010 11:13AM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
Wait.... You're 28 and you still have all your hair? Wow! Those hotties won't be able to resist you!
> Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like back then?
If they're smart girls, they might.
> I really want to score.
Or they might think you're a jerk based on what you're like now.
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
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> I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
Wait.... You're 28 and you still have all your hair? Wow! Those hotties won't be able to resist you!
> Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was like back then?
If they're smart girls, they might.
> I really want to score.
Or they might think you're a jerk based on what you're like now.
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 12, 2010 11:42AM
Why the hostility, droolwhacker?
FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> > heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year,
> so
> > I think I can score.
>
> Wait.... You're 28 and you still have all your
> hair? Wow! Those hotties won't be able to resist
> you!
I don't know how many friends of your are in their late 20's, but a large percentage of mine are losing their hair. Just a fact.
>
>
> > Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was
> like back then?
>
> If they're smart girls, they might.
Good one. Loser.
>
>
> > I really want to score.
>
> Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> you're like now.
I can't help it if you're asexual and look down on heteros doing what they do.
FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> > heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year,
> so
> > I think I can score.
>
> Wait.... You're 28 and you still have all your
> hair? Wow! Those hotties won't be able to resist
> you!
I don't know how many friends of your are in their late 20's, but a large percentage of mine are losing their hair. Just a fact.
>
>
> > Will they think I'm a jerk based on what I was
> like back then?
>
> If they're smart girls, they might.
Good one. Loser.
>
>
> > I really want to score.
>
> Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> you're like now.
I can't help it if you're asexual and look down on heteros doing what they do.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: July 12, 2010 12:09PM
FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I really want to score.
>
> Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> you're like now.
+1000
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> boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I really want to score.
>
> Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> you're like now.
+1000
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 12, 2010 12:37PM
Yahweh Wrote:
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> FoolSmacker Wrote:
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> > boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I really want to score.
> >
> > Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> > you're like now.
>
>
> +1000
Don't like women either? That's fine. I mean, what a jerk I am for trying to get some action!
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> FoolSmacker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boom boom Mancini Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I really want to score.
> >
> > Or they might think you're a jerk based on what
> > you're like now.
>
>
> +1000
Don't like women either? That's fine. I mean, what a jerk I am for trying to get some action!
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 12, 2010 12:38PM
boom boom Mancini Wrote:
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
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> I went to high school in Fairfax and my 10-year
> reunion is upcoming. I'm single and in between
> relationships, so I was hoping I could go back and
> rekindle some old romances or make good on some
> crushes. I'm still in good shape (maybe 10lbs
> heavier), kept my hair, make over 100K a year, so
> I think I can score.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2010 12:39PM by eesh.
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Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 12, 2010 12:47PM
eesh, I won't go home with you even if you post candid shots of yourself. Stop trying to contact me! I don't care if you're buff and have a wicked tan and frosted hair. I will not go out with you!
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: July 12, 2010 01:07PM
Do you by chance happen to wear Affliction shirts and drive a BMW?
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
boom boom Mancini
()
Date: July 12, 2010 01:31PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Do you by chance happen to wear Affliction shirts
> and drive a BMW?
I don't know what Affliction shirts are. I drive a Range Rover.
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> Do you by chance happen to wear Affliction shirts
> and drive a BMW?
I don't know what Affliction shirts are. I drive a Range Rover.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
BobDerBaumeister
()
Date: July 12, 2010 02:29PM
There are some EPIC hookups at HS reunions. Don't pass it up.
Re: High School Reunion
Posted by:
Dick Nibbler
()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:52PM
Man if you look half way decent and are somewhat successful it will be like fishing with dynamite. Be confident but not cocky and spread the wealth via conversation until you know which one you want to warn up to. Good luck!