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I am an upstanding pillar of Fairfax society and people respect me.
Posted by: JP Morgenthau, esq. ()
Date: February 27, 2020 09:52PM

As a role model for youth and a professionsl mentor for both women and men in the legal profession, I enjoy a challenging social calendar. The warmer months are always busier, but, they are more enjoyable. As the days get longer and the sun warms the air, I drop the top of my Maserati and press the gas. I am a proud Republican by birth and a Roman Catholic by accident. I have blue blood and banking family. If you object to any part of this post, I would be delighted to enjoy your point of view.

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Re: I am an upstanding pillar of Fairfax society and people respect me.
Posted by: Dan Demographics ()
Date: February 27, 2020 11:05PM

I seriously doubt that you are Roman Catholic. I would bet that if you did an ancestry check, you would find that you descended from the Hook-Nose tribe.

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Re: I am an upstanding pillar of Fairfax society and people respect me.
Posted by: Mattress Mike ()
Date: February 29, 2020 12:36AM

I am a similarly situated individual. I reside inside the town limits of beautiful Vienna. I am quite protective of my town and ita renounced "Mattress Mile". I am currently under the care of
Medical specialists as I am half-way through sexual reassignment surgery. If you are available for coffee, perhaps we can meet.

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Re: I am an upstanding pillar of Fairfax society and people respect me.
Posted by: NWHTX ()
Date: February 29, 2020 12:55AM

I own a house at Sandbridge (I think Sandbridge is upmarket) and its rented out for the summers so I can only go there off-season. I own a 40 foot boat that I call a yacht.

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Re: I am an upstanding pillar of Fairfax society and people respect me.
Posted by: Nickthedick ()
Date: February 29, 2020 07:19AM

I have a twelve inch cock that I call a foot.

Can I put my foot in your ass?

Sandbridge never recoversed from the last hurricane. Many of the properties are occupied by Virginia Beach methheads and flocks of nesting seagulls.

You probably sleep in the woods behind the Fairfax Circle home depot and make money by begging on median strips.

It's people like you that give gypsies a bad name.

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