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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: entitled ()
Date: August 24, 2012 10:00PM

you know you are from no va when you:

spend 4 years in college majoring in history,

feel miffed that you can't get a high paying job with this major,

act put out that you are expected to work for a living after graduation,

are afraid to live in an apt because you spent 4 years in whiteville jmu,

wear vt clothes every day and believe people are impressed,

say you went to uva and expect the world to bow at your feet,

are afraid to go to centreville for lunch,

act like a spoiled, entitled brat on a daily basis.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Enigma ()
Date: August 24, 2012 10:05PM

BUWAHAHAHA!! Every single one of these is spot one! XD

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: dickface ()
Date: August 24, 2012 11:02PM

Well, I like the Redskins

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: from nova ()
Date: August 25, 2012 10:24AM

-you become homeless as an american and are told its a 3 month wait so sleep in your car until we call you- just for a shelter bed. yet paco, maria, and their 10 children gets a bed that night and a section 8 voucher the next day.

-you go to apply for child care assistance and told there is a 6 month wait-yet people on welfare get child care right away. and they are not even working.

-you notice 10 people living in a 1 bedroom apartment but management looks the other way and collects the rent checks and you have to pay for their water/gas/trash since its shared.

-you walk in a grocery store that's not a chain and NO ONE speaks english. Tried to support the local business but they get mad you are there!

-followed through said ethnic store if you are not their ethnicity.

-can't even tell what kind of business it is- NO signs in english.

-the person in front of you is in designer clothes on an iphone using their EBT to pay for a cart full of expensive steak and shrimp or worse a cart of junk food for their kids (no real food). Take out a bankroll and pay cash for the 3 12 packs of corona and carton of cigs. Then load it all in their 2012 SUV with the flames already put on the side.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: bigfoot ()
Date: August 25, 2012 05:35PM

When you believe the redskins will win a super bowl.
when you see more illegal spics than in texas,or california.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: pass the gas ()
Date: November 03, 2012 06:32PM

when you think people from the counrtyside just don't get the big picture

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: winner, winner ()
Date: November 03, 2012 06:40PM

bigfoot Wrote:
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> When you believe the redskins will win a super
> bowl.
> when you see more illegal spics than in texas,or
> california.


Bam!!!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: 7Ckvt ()
Date: May 27, 2013 12:07PM

You wonder when Those Noisy ass Bikers from Rolling thunder will stop invading your quiet leafy suburb on Memorial day weekend.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Long Timer ()
Date: May 29, 2013 08:49PM

Your license plate has VA but your accent is that god awful fucking Lon gIsland accent.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Long Timer ()
Date: May 29, 2013 08:50PM

"-can't even tell what kind of business it is- NO signs in english."

I think you meant Engrish.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: NS ()
Date: November 20, 2013 10:24PM

Clearly written by someone who has never lived in Los Angeles.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: sfgsfgsfdg ()
Date: November 20, 2013 11:01PM

NS Wrote:
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> Clearly written by someone who has never lived in
> Los Angeles.


Long Island, dummy.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: LMAO SOOO TRUE ()
Date: November 20, 2013 11:08PM

"You've lived in a shitty run-down townhouse for the last 5 years, and have never met your neighbors.
"

Spot on!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: mr. wiggles the worm ()
Date: November 21, 2013 01:10PM

sfgsfgsfdg Wrote:
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> NS Wrote:
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> > Clearly written by someone who has never lived
> in
> > Los Angeles.
>
>
> Long Island, dummy.


same thing

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Icekat11 ()
Date: January 16, 2014 12:04AM

I love number 152!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: bama ()
Date: January 16, 2014 09:40AM

194. You know what bama means and remember when people called each other that.

195. You used to use "jone" and can't stand the Junkeez using it now.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: trophy ()
Date: January 17, 2014 08:19PM

you are an educated woman but look for a rich man because you are too damn lazy to work, clean a home, or cook a meal. you want to be a stay at home mom but invest your resources into making the school system help your kid because it cuts into your salon time. you consider networking manipulating your children's friendships to serve your own agenda.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Head Nigger ()
Date: January 20, 2014 09:07AM

Fuck you crackers!!!
Attachments:
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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: unfairfax ()
Date: January 20, 2014 10:11AM

You know you're from NOVA when you spam the board with the N-word and pics of black people but you aren't even black yourself. Why the obsession with black people?

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Local ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:17AM

196ish...When being a true "local" makes you an exotic creature of extreme rarity, if two people over thirty, actually born in Fairfax, our even Virginia, meet in one place a black hole will form. At least all the damn Yankees will get pulled out too...

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Local ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:22AM

-Forgot to add...
Definitely from NOVA if you get rid of your three year old car because its "getting up there"

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: GXbxU ()
Date: January 22, 2014 11:57AM

When you hear the word "Snow" on the radio and head to the store to stock up on 3 months worth of Milk and toilet paper like it was the end of the world!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Blaine ()
Date: May 23, 2014 08:32PM

You act like you're in the south but your accent says New Jersey.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: NOVA sissys ()
Date: May 23, 2014 08:56PM

You bash on rolling thunder every Memorial Day.

You don't know how to kick start an AMF year Harley.

You Hang out at Jackson's at the RTC and start a fight, thinking you're in Compton. Then roll out in your parents BMW.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: SiriusB ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:58PM

You trade in your Beamer for a Smartcar so you can skip the tolls and rush hour traffic on Rt. 7 to drive to work on the O & D trail.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: 4KYPe ()
Date: May 25, 2014 02:49PM

that list was WORTHLESS and not true in any way possible

and the 3 car garages ... some are trying to get those people arrested

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Okie ()
Date: May 26, 2014 10:08AM

You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table.......

In front of her daughter.....

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Fucking Tourists ()
Date: May 26, 2014 10:15AM

SiriusB Wrote:
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> You trade in your Beamer for a Smartcar so you can
> skip the tolls and rush hour traffic on Rt. 7 to
> drive to work on the O & D trail.

You actually know what the trail is called.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Citizen1000 ()
Date: May 26, 2014 11:48AM

197. Your high school football team or one nearby recently won the VA State Championship.

198. When you watch movies like "Friday Night Lights" or "Remember the Titans" the gameplay isn't much more intense then your HS team.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Tara ()
Date: October 20, 2014 11:02PM

We don't make it, but we still pay for the foreigners to go on welfare while their countrymen plan to blow up the US. You don't qualify for any social services, but your Arab, Latino and black neighbors who make more than you do.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Gotta love goober folk ()
Date: October 21, 2014 01:14AM

You or someone you know thinks being white should be a free pass, and that all those others only got so far ahead of your good-for-nothing ass because of that unfair affirmative action.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Brian Singer's favorite democrat ()
Date: October 21, 2014 02:47AM

You or someone you know is an older government worker import angry at all normal local white people because they somehow threaten your fragile sense of class status and your ability to pick up underaged twinks, and thus you desperately desire to replace them with foreigners who are easier to feel superior towards.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Sick of Fucking Rednecks ()
Date: October 21, 2014 05:38PM

Your idiot neighbors come running out of the house with shotguns if you play James Taylor's "Oh, Mexico" on the patio sound system. Worse yet, if it's Garland Jeffreys' "El Salvador".

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: D-BAG DEMOCRAT. ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:02PM

Brian Singer's favorite democrat Wrote:
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> You or someone you know is an older government
> worker import angry at all normal local white
> people because they somehow threaten your fragile
> sense of class status and your ability to pick up
> underaged twinks, and thus you desperately desire
> to replace them with foreigners who are easier to
> feel superior towards.


+1

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Bergen County ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:03PM

Your Prius still has an Obama sticker on it.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: East Massapequa ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:04PM

Long Timer Wrote:
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> Your license plate has VA but your accent is that
> god awful fucking Lon gIsland accent.


+1

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: bang bang ()
Date: February 09, 2015 07:29PM

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Good read ()
Date: March 10, 2015 01:05AM

Funny

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Here's a good one ()
Date: March 10, 2015 01:33PM

You Know You're From Northern Virginia When... Katie

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: FFUG famous ()
Date: March 11, 2015 08:12PM

Here's a good one Wrote:
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> You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
> Katie


Damn

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: mark j ()
Date: March 12, 2015 06:34PM

The word " snow" is mentioned by the newscasters, the next minute the schools close and govt shuts down. you cancel all your plans, run to store to load up on food bc Armeggedon is coming...and nothing happens

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: XUvjT ()
Date: March 13, 2015 02:38PM

make the bad man stop !!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: pyvFt ()
Date: March 13, 2015 02:42PM

25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house


that's just the thing your head is in the sand

look at the newly rich black areas in MD

more malls , nicer ones , per black person there than per citizen here - far more



and yes they built those new hoods but with who's money

your idea it won't go unquestioned is bullshit

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: v67dU ()
Date: March 13, 2015 02:48PM


your head is also in the sand becase ...

MOST all the shopping malls here your referring to were built on the land already paid for and prepared (strip malls already having power water gas and buildings) by democrats taking out big loans

your asserting these are signs of fx co gov is WRONG. the 1980's fx co gov would have put people in prison for what's going on

it's the democrats using favoritism and tax money



what your seeing is the result of everything people were told not to do : which is exactly what demcrats make a business of doing - breaking laws for cash

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Uk9JW ()
Date: March 13, 2015 02:49PM

> 1. Speed limits are just suggestions

again just head in sand

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Peww6 ()
Date: March 13, 2015 02:51PM

> 18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"

YOUR DUMB AS SHIT

YOU LIVE IN AN AREA BUILT (MOST BUILDING, POWER WATER GAS)

BY STRONG AND LOYAL SOUTHERNERS

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: LilBirdToochy ()
Date: March 13, 2015 11:09PM

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: retireee ()
Date: June 04, 2015 04:59AM

the answer Wrote:
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> "When you leave town for a visit and never ever
> want to go back."
>
> When you can relate to this statement 100 percent.


GONE!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: pedro no ablo ()
Date: June 04, 2015 07:29PM

Sick of Fucking Rednecks Wrote:
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> Your idiot neighbors come running out of the house
> with shotguns if you play James Taylor's "Oh,
> Mexico" on the patio sound system. Worse yet, if
> it's Garland Jeffreys' "El Salvador".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQnHAb_6sOs

good shit.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: From what I can tell... ()
Date: June 04, 2015 11:51PM

YKYFNVW...you've got nothing better to do than post stupid fights and drama in a forum about the white trash who live there.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Derfx ()
Date: June 29, 2015 06:28PM

bumped...

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: eccyF ()
Date: June 29, 2015 08:17PM

when you've been held virtual prisoner for several years.

you go out finally and see democrats have changed all stores that sold almost exclusively (many exclusively) made in USA products to made in china.

you notice while several years ago there were few mexicans and asian - that now they've apparently been robbing banks and government becasue they're damn everywhere. go to the mall it's as if your in asia and at a tourist area mostly mexicans go to: as if your not in the USA

it's either that or democrats have been counterfeiting not the foreingers, and have been using that for imports and free labor

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either way if your used to seeing america in fairfax, have been illegally held for years, and years later walk out the door to see your in a fucking different country and it's full of MOLES.

Than your definitely in Fairfax, Virginia.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: OT ()
Date: June 29, 2015 11:47PM

90% of Made in America is made by illegals who smell like tortillas ass and detergent, ask any bluecollar American trying to get a factory job. They run a scam of hiring a hodge podge group of citizens then in a week or so say they're all magically inefficient and so fire them all while the Mexican trolls work drunk, don't follow build as per the specifications, and don't care about fixing broken equipment or product quality. Think about that next time have to return a cabinet from Home Depot or Lowes.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Billy Ward ()
Date: December 27, 2015 08:29PM

When you take a wrong turn and accidentally end up at the CIA headquarters.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: FairfaxPerson ()
Date: December 29, 2015 01:52PM

When theres less than an inch of snow on the ground and the whole county shuts down rip

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Frunkus ()
Date: December 29, 2015 10:57PM

You finally accept the fact that most drivers attempting to move into your lane have no idea what their turn signal stalk is used for...

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Joke Insurance ()
Date: December 30, 2015 07:23AM

You leave 2-3 car space lengths in front you while at a traffic light.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: mjcnova ()
Date: December 30, 2015 03:39PM

Your house only has brick on the front and you can only get one car in your two car garage.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: December 30, 2015 07:03PM

Joke Insurance Wrote:
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> You leave 2-3 car space lengths in front you while
> at a traffic light.

Or you stop in the left-hand turn lane past the white line, out of the box, and then wonder why the light doesn't change for you...

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Your weave ()
Date: December 30, 2015 07:47PM

You teach in a school in which over 80 percent of the class do not speak or understand English.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Frunkus ()
Date: December 30, 2015 07:52PM

Even though road construction now seems to occur during all seasons we still have to deal with multiple flat tires and ruined suspensions since there are still millions of potholes.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Rob ()
Date: December 31, 2015 12:40AM

200. When you leave, say you'll never come back again, but end up coming back again because your significant other ended up working for the government after college.

201. When you stop smoking pot for a drug test at work and become an alcoholic instead.

202. Where you pay 25 dollars for a gram of pot from some Korean guy, but receive .8 grams and are totally okay with that.

203. When you've considered suicide at least a hand full of times, and consider homicide regularly while driving.

204. When a neighbor has reported you to the HOA for a bumper sticker and they tell you to take it off or they will tow you for driving a "commercial vehicle"

205. When you don't have time to cook, but are too poor for a sit in, and too health conscious to settle for fast food, so you starve yourself instead

206. You remember Jaxx night club used to be a heavy metal bar, but then it turned into some kind of gay persian dance club...then it became empire, and now who knows?....you still have never tried afghan kabob.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Samosa ()
Date: July 18, 2016 05:38PM

When you note intersection signs that used to advertise Summer soccer, baseball and football camp offerings have been replaced by signs that announce 'Indoor Summer Cricket Camp'... thing's are a changing.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: obeesh ()
Date: August 08, 2016 03:06PM

207. You blow through your parents' retirement money on endless lawsuits that you constantly undermine while knowing that you're going to lose anyhow.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: All in the House ()
Date: December 15, 2017 04:16PM

208. You see Fairfax Underground in a local news story, wonder what it is and then get hooked on this crazy site!

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: G43VY ()
Date: December 20, 2017 02:42AM

yOU JUMP ON YOUR BIKE TO COMMUTE TO dc ON THE intercounty bike trail only to have to fight for space to ride alongside the little smart cars sneaking along there for a faster commute to work.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: WTOP is Station “1” in your car ()
Date: December 20, 2017 09:58AM

Way before it became LEFTIST propaganda for McAful & Co.....
Before Chris core whores himself out to window and roofing companies.....
Before mouthy nigger Clinton Yates babbles....
It was a great Station.
Miss the old 1500 AM

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: &&&&&&&&&&& ()
Date: November 30, 2018 08:53PM

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: fairfax residentc ()
Date: November 30, 2018 08:57PM

209. - Your HHI is north of $300k

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Count me in!!!!! ()
Date: November 30, 2018 08:59PM

All in the House Wrote:
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> 208. You see Fairfax Underground in a local news
> story, wonder what it is and then get hooked on
> this crazy site!


Yup.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Manny Ford ()
Date: November 30, 2018 09:41PM

You went to high school with Paul Manafort's daughters and knew he was a crook before CNN did.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Taco Meat ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:15PM

You eat lunch at Tippy Tacos and shit yourself on the commute home from work

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: LoveNOVAHateNOVA ()
Date: December 01, 2018 09:44PM

When the area you grew up in ~20 years ago looks NOTHING like the area you grew up in ~20 years ago. Holy hell.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Numbskull ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:00PM

When you say “warsh ington”

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Makemelaugh ()
Date: December 04, 2018 12:03PM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> Joke Insurance Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You leave 2-3 car space lengths in front you
> while
> > at a traffic light.
>
> Or you stop in the left-hand turn lane past the
> white line, out of the box, and then wonder why
> the light doesn't change for you...

Hahaha. Over and Over again.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Not a govie ()
Date: December 04, 2018 06:35PM

You spend several days speculating on internal social media about getting a day off instead of actually working. And the worst part is you probably will not even give a passing thought to George H. W. Bush on your day off. Enjoy your time at the mall

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Kenny Miltown ()
Date: December 05, 2018 04:23AM

You are going to buy spotify plays to listen to the best music and try to sell your mixtapes not only by putting it into Happy Meal at work.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: December 05, 2018 07:05PM

Numbskull Wrote:
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> When you say “warsh ington”


and “idear”

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Tmdkv ()
Date: March 22, 2019 05:09PM

234. When you like to suck dicks and vote for Democrats

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: TYNCU ()
Date: March 22, 2019 08:50PM

236. You're surrounded by white trash, black trash, and third-world trash.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: When You Go to Shoppers ()
Date: March 22, 2019 10:18PM

And you think your either at the UN or in a third world country but we need more immigrants to take the American dream away from young Americans say the Democrats

You don't need to be at Shoppers anyway there everywhere America needs to take a break from all immigration for the next 5 to 10 years and build that wall to slow down the illegals

350 million plus now slam that door for a while and some

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: HTEJT ()
Date: March 23, 2019 12:00AM

The democrats need third-world immigration to provide an electorate that is comfortable with corrupt, dysfunctional government.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: 9phnn ()
Date: March 23, 2019 08:22AM

237. When you celebrate group-think and mindlessly repeat mainstream media nonsense as your own original thoughts.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: The Truth Hurts Democrats ()
Date: March 23, 2019 11:16AM

>The democrats need third-world immigration to provide an electorate that is comfortable with corrupt, dysfunctional government.

That's been making more and more sense for the last twenty years

Leeches who come for US welfare don't care about any concepts of freedom, when the US has bankrupted they will happily head back home where they come and go as they please

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 04, 2019 02:55PM

you come back after a few years and dont recognize ANYTHING because of all the new development.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Old timer1 ()
Date: December 03, 2019 09:46PM

When libtards and beaners outnumber Americans.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: vmk4n ()
Date: December 04, 2019 12:40AM

When you come home to your rented room in the million dollar townhouse and find 2 of your 15 beaner other renters having sex in your bed in your room while you were at work.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: 37532 ()
Date: December 01, 2020 07:10PM

Fair Lakes Commuter Wrote:
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> I like 55. I'm 5-10 minutes from both Chantilly
> HS and Centreville HS but my kids go to Fairfax
> HS.
>
> 191. Fairfax county has bridges built in the 30's
> with tens of thousands of cars crossing them each
> day while other parts of Virginia have brand new
> roads to nowhere because we pay most of the states
> taxes but the legislature gives us back pennies on
> the dollar.
>
> http://www.virginiadot.org/projects/northernvirgin
> ia/route_29_over_little_rocky_run.asp


Yep I went to Fairfax but can hear the football games from Centreville High School from my house. I went to Centreville Elementary but I guess they changed the boundaries for my neighborhood around 5th grade. Kind of sucks because I never saw those people from Centreville Elementary again.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Western Fairfax ()
Date: December 01, 2020 07:46PM

37532 Wrote:
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> Fair Lakes Commuter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like 55. I'm 5-10 minutes from both
> Chantilly
> > HS and Centreville HS but my kids go to Fairfax
> > HS.
> >
> > 191. Fairfax county has bridges built in the
> 30's
> > with tens of thousands of cars crossing them
> each
> > day while other parts of Virginia have brand
> new
> > roads to nowhere because we pay most of the
> states
> > taxes but the legislature gives us back pennies
> on
> > the dollar.
> >
> >
> http://www.virginiadot.org/projects/northernvirgin
>
> > ia/route_29_over_little_rocky_run.asp
>
>
> Yep I went to Fairfax but can hear the football
> games from Centreville High School from my house.
> I went to Centreville Elementary but I guess they
> changed the boundaries for my neighborhood around
> 5th grade. Kind of sucks because I never saw those
> people from Centreville Elementary again.


Had friends that lived across from Frying Pan Park that went to Oakton High School! WTF???

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: When That Girl In Your HS Class ()
Date: December 02, 2020 09:21PM

You asked out and she said no and you were an little ass about it then find out her father is the director of the CIA

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: mughp ()
Date: December 03, 2020 08:37AM

When That Girl In Your HS Class Wrote:
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> You asked out and she said no and you were an
> little ass about it then find out her father is
> the director of the CIA


Are you talking about the one off Point Rider?

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: blanche ()
Date: December 03, 2020 08:53AM

You hate it when people say "in the DMV"

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Western Fairfax ()
Date: December 03, 2020 08:59AM

blanche Wrote:
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> You hate it when people say "in the DMV"


And what's funny is you never hear anyone say DELMARVA anymore. 30+ years ago it was used all the time in news, especially weather reports. Probably haven't heard anyone use that term in over 20 years.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: jojo77 ()
Date: December 03, 2020 04:30PM

...you use Fairfax Underground as your primary news source.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Dirty Dave ()
Date: December 03, 2020 05:01PM

Billy Ward Wrote:
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> When you take a wrong turn and accidentally end up
> at the CIA headquarters.

I remember when the sign to the CIA exit off of GW Pkwy said "Bureau of Public Roads". Finally they gave up and changed the sign cause everybody knew it was the CIA

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: vhjvu ()
Date: December 03, 2020 07:59PM

You bought a second car, a Smart car, when you learned you could fit it easily on the C & O bike trail to commute all the way into DC and avoid the tolls.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: When You Had A IRS Identity ()
Date: December 03, 2020 11:44PM

Because you did work for the CIA and all the neighbors thought you were with the IRS because you said you could not say much about your work with computer programs
they thought were secret red flag reasons for tax audits

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: lick my asshole ()
Date: December 03, 2020 11:44PM

It is a shithole. Glads to be out.

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Re: You Know You're From Northern Virginia When...
Posted by: Wealth and Class ()
Date: December 04, 2020 12:17AM

..when you realize you and your neighbors make more money than all the hillbilly trash in SW Virginia, you know you’re from Northern Virginia

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