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Well after a 100 or so women I think I might have chlamydia. I’m broke AF right now and don’t feel like getting tested until I’m right in the head for getting looked at. If you have had chlamydia before what were some of your first initial symptoms...
I thought I had an STD once during college. I was at a KFC when I started feeling all funny, then remembered the Radford skank I had hooked up with a couple of weeks before.
So I turned to trusty google on my phone and put in the symptoms and was so relieved when it turned out that horrible stomach pains followed by a massive liquid evacuation of the bowels is actually violent diarrhea, not an STD.
You should have seen the faces on the people sitting next to me when I explained that I was worried I had the clap, but actually I had just horribly shat myself. The old lady in the group threw up.
With the advancements with sex lube(WET-brand platinum in black bottle), and super thin Japanese condoms available from amazon(second skin pink), there really is no excuse for not wrapping up.
Also, if the chick doesn’t care if u bareback her, u ain’t da FIRST guy she’s done this with.
The analogy is the availability of uber vs drunk driving arrest.
Not worth it.
I put one or two drops in the condom and wrap my Willy. If your losing ur erection putting on the condom, let her suck it to get it rock hard or let her jerk it, then roll it on.
If you ignored my advice, then you probably have lots worse that chlamydia. LMAO
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> Told you before Wrote:
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> > How many times have I told you not to have sex
> > with Bob Malm?
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> Twice. From the other side of the glory hole. You
> shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.
OP all the women you had were fat ugly skanks. You’re lucky you didn’t catch it years ago. Just be thankful and masturbate the rest of your life until your dick falls off whichever comes first