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I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: A-Punk ()
Date: August 30, 2019 07:56AM

Well after a 100 or so women I think I might have chlamydia. I’m broke AF right now and don’t feel like getting tested until I’m right in the head for getting looked at. If you have had chlamydia before what were some of your first initial symptoms...

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: August 30, 2019 09:51AM

Leaving a white creamy discharge on chairs and furniture may indicate medical attention is required.
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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: o.o.o.o ()
Date: August 30, 2019 10:54AM

I thought I had an STD once during college. I was at a KFC when I started feeling all funny, then remembered the Radford skank I had hooked up with a couple of weeks before.

So I turned to trusty google on my phone and put in the symptoms and was so relieved when it turned out that horrible stomach pains followed by a massive liquid evacuation of the bowels is actually violent diarrhea, not an STD.

You should have seen the faces on the people sitting next to me when I explained that I was worried I had the clap, but actually I had just horribly shat myself. The old lady in the group threw up.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Told you before ()
Date: August 30, 2019 11:43AM

How many times have I told you not to have sex with Bob Malm?

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: 66 Rest Stop ()
Date: August 30, 2019 11:46AM

Told you before Wrote:
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> How many times have I told you not to have sex
> with Bob Malm?


Twice. From the other side of the glory hole. You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Some things are private ()
Date: August 30, 2019 03:45PM

I shit myself at Olive Garden a few years ago, but I don't go around telling folks about it.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Dr. Geeee ()
Date: August 30, 2019 04:18PM

Chlamydia is normal flora in most whores these days.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Dimethicone ()
Date: August 30, 2019 07:07PM

With the advancements with sex lube(WET-brand platinum in black bottle), and super thin Japanese condoms available from amazon(second skin pink), there really is no excuse for not wrapping up.

Also, if the chick doesn’t care if u bareback her, u ain’t da FIRST guy she’s done this with.

The analogy is the availability of uber vs drunk driving arrest.

Not worth it.

I put one or two drops in the condom and wrap my Willy. If your losing ur erection putting on the condom, let her suck it to get it rock hard or let her jerk it, then roll it on.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Well then ()
Date: August 31, 2019 12:02AM

If you ignored my advice, then you probably have lots worse that chlamydia. LMAO

66 Rest Stop Wrote:
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> Told you before Wrote:
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> > How many times have I told you not to have sex
> > with Bob Malm?
>
>
> Twice. From the other side of the glory hole. You
> shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Old AnALogy ()
Date: August 31, 2019 12:03AM

Use 2 condoms on your package. It’s twice as safe

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Duuuuude ()
Date: September 03, 2019 07:52PM

Stop fucking fat ugly bitches

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: To the Starz ()
Date: September 10, 2019 08:26AM

If anything feels wrong with your balls, see a doctor immediately

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: September 11, 2019 08:40PM

OP all the women you had were fat ugly skanks. You’re lucky you didn’t catch it years ago. Just be thankful and masturbate the rest of your life until your dick falls off whichever comes first

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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: The Kind of Sex ()
Date: September 13, 2019 09:09PM

The OP has causes the kind of disease the OP has
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Re: I think I might have Chlamydia
Posted by: I am amused ()
Date: September 14, 2019 10:29AM

That's fun!!

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