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PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Constabulary ()
Date: May 11, 2019 05:22PM

Whenever I pass one lit up and writ up I sound the horn like mad. Fuck 'em all.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: 440 6-pack ()
Date: May 11, 2019 06:56PM

It about fuckin time. Public safety hazard.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: chop & channel ()
Date: May 11, 2019 07:18PM

The new so-called cars come from the dealer the way we used to customize them.

These OEM muscle cars are pricey knockoffs.

I prefer the tech you find at H20 in ocean city. THAT shit's legit.

Fake muscle cars help their owners feel good about their tiny penises.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Run Silent ()
Date: May 11, 2019 09:35PM

How do these mother fuckers pass inspections with those loud ass exhaust pipes? Do they remove something prior to getting the vehicle inspected? The noise ordinance violated by these vehicles needs to be enforced. That goes for motorcycles as well.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: May 11, 2019 11:52PM

probably drives a Prius or some other pussy car.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: OP's car ()
Date: May 12, 2019 12:22AM

Lol
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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: waaaaaiiiiiiiiit a minute ()
Date: May 12, 2019 02:41AM

the OP lives in Europe??

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Constabulary ()
Date: May 12, 2019 09:53AM

feck off

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Billy Fatass ()
Date: May 12, 2019 11:17AM

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!!#!321#!!#!#!

Run Silent Wrote:
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> How do these mother fuckers pass inspections with
> those loud ass exhaust pipes? Do they remove
> something prior to getting the vehicle inspected?
> The noise ordinance violated by these vehicles
> needs to be enforced. That goes for motorcycles as
> well.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Vespa Man ()
Date: May 12, 2019 01:32PM

My Vespa 946 is so fast I' go title for title against any of Detrot's latest muscle.

#LOUDCLOTHESSAVELIVES

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Vespa Man ()
Date: May 12, 2019 01:32PM

My Vespa 946 is so fast I' go title for title against any of Detrot's latest muscle.

#LOUDCLOTHESSAVELIVES

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Run Silent ()
Date: May 12, 2019 09:10PM

Billy Fatass Wrote:
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> LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!!#!321#!!#!#!
>

Stop with the bullshit. You know damn well you have loud pipes to get attention and to make yourself feel like a "badass". I get that your mother didn't really care for you, but you do not have to annoy the rest of us to get over it.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Giverer of suggestions ()
Date: May 13, 2019 07:59AM

Register your car somewhere besides VA. problem solved. You're welcome.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Billy Fatass ()
Date: May 13, 2019 08:26PM

Run Silent Wrote:
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> Stop with the bullshit. You know damn well you
> have loud pipes to get attention and to make
> yourself feel like a "badass". I get that your
> mother didn't really care for you, but you do not
> have to annoy the rest of us to get over it.


Yer just jealous because I can afford a loud-ass Harley and you can't!

The Harley dealership gave me some stickers I think might apply to you:

"If I want any shit out of you I'll squeeze your head!"

You keep it up, and I might ride by your house and rattle every window in it!

I don't just FEEL like a badass, I *AM* a badass! I don't need loud pipes to feel like a badass, but to show the world that I am a badass! And I'm here to make sure they can hear the awesome sound of a Harley Davidson V-Twin air cooled engine with the single-pin crankshaft for MILES around!

Because EVERYONE loves that sound, and if you don't love that sound, you're obviously a communist twinkle-toed piece of SHIT because THAT SOUND is the sound of AMERICAN FREEDOM!!!!!!!!312#@$@

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: May 14, 2019 06:14PM

Billy Fatass Wrote:
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> Run Silent Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Stop with the bullshit. You know damn well you
> > have loud pipes to get attention and to make
> > yourself feel like a "badass". I get that your
> > mother didn't really care for you, but you do
> not
> > have to annoy the rest of us to get over it.
>
>
> Yer just jealous because I can afford a loud-ass
> Harley and you can't!
>
> The Harley dealership gave me some stickers I
> think might apply to you:
>
> "If I want any shit out of you I'll squeeze your
> head!"
>
> You keep it up, and I might ride by your house and
> rattle every window in it!
>
> I don't just FEEL like a badass, I *AM* a badass!
> I don't need loud pipes to feel like a badass, but
> to show the world that I am a badass! And I'm here
> to make sure they can hear the awesome sound of a
> Harley Davidson V-Twin air cooled engine with the
> single-pin crankshaft for MILES around!
>
> Because EVERYONE loves that sound, and if you
> don't love that sound, you're obviously a
> communist twinkle-toed piece of SHIT because THAT
> SOUND is the sound of AMERICAN
> FREEDOM!!!!!!!!312#@$@

Um, yeah...the first rule of badassery? Never refer to oneself as a badass.

Did Boba Fett ever refer to himself as a badass? No, he was too busy standing in the corner plotting your death...

Sandor Clegane? No, he just called you a cunt, told you to fuck off or slit your throat.

Gregor Clegane? Again, no...he was too busy squeezing people's heads with his bare hands, busting them open like a melon or getting re-animated as a zombie.

Kill 'em all and let Baby Jesus sort it out...stop calling yourself a badass.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: wft7h ()
Date: May 14, 2019 07:52PM

Billy Fatass Wrote:
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> Run Silent Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Stop with the bullshit. You know damn well you
> > have loud pipes to get attention and to make
> > yourself feel like a "badass". I get that your
> > mother didn't really care for you, but you do
> not
> > have to annoy the rest of us to get over it.
>
>
> Yer just jealous because I can afford a loud-ass
> Harley and you can't!
>
> The Harley dealership gave me some stickers I
> think might apply to you:
>
> "If I want any shit out of you I'll squeeze your
> head!"
>
> You keep it up, and I might ride by your house and
> rattle every window in it!
>
> I don't just FEEL like a badass, I *AM* a badass!
> I don't need loud pipes to feel like a badass, but
> to show the world that I am a badass! And I'm here
> to make sure they can hear the awesome sound of a
> Harley Davidson V-Twin air cooled engine with the
> single-pin crankshaft for MILES around!
>
> Because EVERYONE loves that sound, and if you
> don't love that sound, you're obviously a
> communist twinkle-toed piece of SHIT because THAT
> SOUND is the sound of AMERICAN
> FREEDOM!!!!!!!!312#@$@


Ever see the end of Easy Rider?

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: wgxplksq ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:23AM

gLASS PACKS? I have by passes on my '57 Desoto I can open & close at will.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: OP is obviously gay ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:24AM

He gets into ASS PACKS every night,

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: DistractedFromDistraction ()
Date: May 15, 2019 05:32AM

Look up and pay attention!!!

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Throwback ()
Date: May 15, 2019 11:38AM

Back in the day I had a Sunbeam Tiger, 289 HiPo, solid lifters, high CFM carb, high throughput exhaust manifold, short throw shifter, AND the best mufflers ever made -- came off of a 302 Maverick. About 1 foot long, with a pipe going straight through them. That pipe had holes in the side; at low RPMs enough of the exhaust was redirected into the muffler to keep it quiet. At high RPMs none was redirected at all; with no exhaust restriction it was like having no muffler at all.

They need a muffler like that.

Best car I ever owned. 20 mpg and a eleven second quarter. Bad ass for the times.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: dowhut ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:09PM

glass packs? Is the OP referring to the fart pipes on import cars?

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: even better nowadays ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:13PM

Throwback Wrote:
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> Back in the day I had a Sunbeam Tiger, 289 HiPo,
> solid lifters, high CFM carb, high throughput
> exhaust manifold, short throw shifter, AND the
> best mufflers ever made -- came off of a 302
> Maverick. About 1 foot long, with a pipe going
> straight through them. That pipe had holes in the
> side; at low RPMs enough of the exhaust was
> redirected into the muffler to keep it quiet. At
> high RPMs none was redirected at all; with no
> exhaust restriction it was like having no muffler
> at all.
>
> They need a muffler like that.
>
> Best car I ever owned. 20 mpg and a eleven second
> quarter. Bad ass for the times.

You have remote controlled valves these days, a lot of fancier cars come with them standard

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: midlife-crisis-mobiles ()
Date: May 15, 2019 12:19PM

Constabulary Wrote:
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> Whenever I pass one lit up and writ up I sound the
> horn like mad. Fuck 'em all.


Most guys who buy “muscle cars” do it cuz they think it makes them look tough or because they’re losing their hair and think it’ll help them pick up chicks.

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Re: PD ticketting fagtard glasspack muscle cars
Posted by: Muscle cars ()
Date: May 15, 2019 09:44PM

Bought one years ago and had dreams of driving into DC and getting pussy....
Only ones that showed me attention were 60 yr old guys!
Not worth it.

Rest In Peace mr nuckols

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