LOL! He only proves what a lying fraud he is with every post. When he starts talking to himself again, we know the sock puppet charade parade is once again upon us.

Booga-Booga-Booga!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Massive ignorance, envy, and butthurt noted.
> Basically, just the same old pitifully
> unintelligent, uneducated, and emotionally
> unstable broke-ass dope in a dump as always. Stew
> in it, you stupid fuckwad.


Nobody envies a lying fraud like you. Your baseless bluster is only a sign that you can't account for the evidence that exposes you as a fraud. Much of that evidence consists of your own words. Dining downtown at Chez Francois in the 90s. Pfft!

You do realize he doesn't give a shit about being proven wrong? He just keeps lying despite the fact that the evidence proves he is lying.

Absent from it all of course is any sort of link or picture substantiating any of his bogus claims concerning views "significantly comprised of large grassy areas with small trees" along Washington Avenue. Of course, we'll never see such a thing which only further confirms our resident fraud is a cowardly liar. And, a dope.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> You do realize he doesn't give a shit about being
> proven wrong? He just keeps lying despite the fact
> that the evidence proves he is lying.


Of course. Just rubbing more salt in.

Let the whining continue Wrote:
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> seven figure city.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You do realize he doesn't give a shit about
> being
> > proven wrong? He just keeps lying despite the
> fact
> > that the evidence proves he is lying.
>
>
> Of course. Just rubbing more salt in.

Naturally!

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> Nobody envies a lying fraud like you.

You do. And for quite an array of very good reasons

> Dining downtown at Chez Francois in th 90s. Pfft!

Inability to properly deconstruct the applicability of multiple modifiers. It’s not all that uncommon, particularly among compulsive liars.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You do. And for quite an array of very good
> reasons

I can't think of a single one. Probably because there isn't a single one. An on-the-spectrum, drunk, lying fraud is nothing to envy.

> Inability to properly deconstruct the
> applicability of multiple modifiers.

"Meanwhile" was a modifier. "In the 90s" was a modifier. "Downtown meals" was a modifer. Do you know what those words mean?

You flubbed it or you lied.

Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.

> It’s not
> all that uncommon, particularly among compulsive
> liars.

Your inability to properly communicate or recall events in your life properly is not all that uncommon, particularly among drunk frauds.

You call me a compulsive liar but can't provide evidence indicating as much. Meanwhile, in this thread, I am regularly enjoying exposing you as a lying fraud with actual evidence. Too many modifiers for you? LOL!

Well, "at Chez Francois" modified downtown meals, but you get the picture.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> I can't think of a single one. Probably because
> there isn't a single one.

Well, there’s all that academic, professional, and financial success that soars and towers above your own.

> An on-the-spectrum, drunk, lying fraud is nothing to envy.

No points for stupid sludge talk, loser.

> > Inability to properly deconstruct the
> > applicability of multiple modifiers.
>
> "Meanwhile" was a modifier. "In the 90s" was a
> modifier. "Downtown meals" was a modifer. Do you
> know what those words mean?

It’s downtown and in the 90’s that you have never properly parsed.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, there’s all that academic, professional,
> and financial success that soars and towers above
> your own.

I've seen no evidence of any of that, just a middling CSRS GS-Nobody pensioner.


> No points for stupid sludge talk, loser.

Your own words reveal you to be as much.

> It’s downtown and in the 90’s that you have
> never properly parsed.

LOL! Your words are clear. The problem is that it just wasn't possible.

Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.

According to that sentence, when and where were you enjoying downtown meals?

He doesn't write well.

Many years working as a GS-nobody shows very clearly.

^^^ The above is feeble BUTTHURT. Really feeble BUTTHURT. Linus can’t do math and can’t do verbal. Obviously, real estate is not his game either.

LOL! Can't even answer a simple question. Such a fucking fraud.

Meanwhile, in the 90s, I was regularly enjoying downtown meals at Luigi's, the Astor, and Chez Francois.

According to that sentence, when and where were you enjoying downtown meals?

That you would ask the questions only confirms both your deceit and/or lack of capacity.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> That you would ask the questions only confirms
> both your deceit and/or lack of capacity.


That you can't or won't answer only confirms both your deceit and/or lack of capacity. I can stand behind my words. You run away from the truth and your own words. Coward.

Hahahahahaha! You’re the biggest laughing stock fraud in town! Everyone knows that you never ate at Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart. Everyone knows that you are just an unschooled, broke-ass dope in a dump loser who is driven only by ignorance, envy, and butthurt. Everyone knows you lie about everything, because that’s all you do. Fool.

^^^ Of course, I'm not going to read all that useless drivel that is no doubt full of lies.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahahaha! You’re the biggest laughing stock
> fraud in town! Everyone knows that you never ate
> at Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart. Everyone
> knows that you are just an unschooled, broke-ass
> dope in a dump loser who is driven only by
> ignorance, envy, and butthurt. Everyone knows you
> lie about everything, because that’s all you do.
> Fool.


^ Poor old guy. Doesn't realize that he's the forum clown.

Wealthy old guy is actually the forum buttkicker, and you perennial losers really do keep me busy.

^ Middling, insecure retired Fed with delusions of grandeur.

No delusions at all out here, but plenty of grandeur indeed. Eat your hearts out.

You embarrass yourself trying to hard old dude.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Hahahahahaha! You’re the biggest laughing stock
> fraud in town! Everyone knows that you never ate
> at Brine, Fiola Mare, or Cafe Mozart. Everyone
> knows that you are just an unschooled, broke-ass
> dope in a dump loser who is driven only by
> ignorance, envy, and butthurt. Everyone knows you
> lie about everything, because that’s all you do.
> Fool.

LOL! Your projections and baseless bluster are no match for actual evidence. It's why you lose all. the. time.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> LOL! F’s all around.


That's right, Gerund Boy, you're an all around total failure.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nobody envies a lying fraud like you.
>
> You do. And for quite an array of very good
> reasons

He doesn't. Nobody does, Dimwit. Nobody wants to be a ride, disgusting, repulsive, nasty, drunken, racist, homophobe, wife beater like you. With your phoney imagined wealth you got to brag about.



>
> > Dining downtown at Chez Francois in th 90s.
> Pfft!
>
> Inability to properly deconstruct the
> applicability of multiple modifiers. It’s not
> all that uncommon, particularly among compulsive
> liars.


Dimwit always has some kind of dbl. std. for the same behavior he condemns in everybody else. More proof Dimwit's a fake.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Wealthy old guy is actually the forum buttkicker,
> and you perennial losers really do keep me busy.


WRONG AGAIN!Old Pottymouth! Gerund Boy gets his sham Ass kicked every day. He's too stupid to see it. Yup, the only loser here is El Borracho Muchacho del Gerundio.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> That you would ask the questions only confirms
> both your deceit and/or lack of capacity.

A manipulative old fogey, ain't you? Too bad for you you're the only 1 stupid enough to get taken in by it. You got all the characteristics of an abusive husband. Your poor wife.

I have all the characteristics of a well-educated and wealthy retiree enjoying all the best in life from his magnificent home (and carport) set on a much larger than average lot in the midst of the woods, fields, and streams of the stunning Sweet Spot. None of you stands even close. Deal with it, losers.

No you don't. You've been proven a lying fraud multiple times over. Can you deal with that?

Lie and Deny! Deny and Lie! Your two chief weapons are Lie and Deny, And ruthless ignorance! And an almost fanatical devotion to diced cucumber!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Lie and Deny! Deny and Lie! Your two chief
> weapons are Lie and Deny, And ruthless ignorance!

LOL! Your projections and baseless bluster are no match for actual evidence. It's why you lose all. the. time.

> And an almost fanatical devotion to diced
> cucumber!

Which will always be far better than slop from Subway or Santini's. You seem fixated on the place though. It's just one of many in a rotation for us, so not sure why that one seems to cause you so much angst. Is it just one of the many things that keeps you up thinking about me? Think about it. You actually devote a portion of your day thinking about things going on in a jurisdiction in which you don't reside. Obsessed much?

From the putty metal desk Wrote:
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> He doesn't write well.
>
> Many years working as a GS-nobody shows very
> clearly.


But you don't understand. Gerund Boy's proclaimed himself an expert on English & writing. He's even got his own set of double stds. so when you say wrong grammar he can call you out on it but when he says the same wrong grammar it's OK . He's got some lame excuse.

It's not like anybody cares about the grammar police on this dump of an Internet message board anyhow.

It's like when he says everybody's "childish" while he's got the potty mouth of a 5th grader.

Gerund Boy's nothing but a fake & fraud.

Between upscale carports, Cafe Mozart, and Cardinal Ximenez, Lying Linus has just no place left to hide. What a dope!

Well, the Whiffies may be lost in heavy drifts, but the Cat Lady madw it in this morning, so roads into the Sweet Spot must be in fairly good shape. We encourage her not to travel in dangerous road conditions. In any case, I slept right through her AM visit today. I realize that uncouth modern-day Goths, Huns, and Vandals are trying to rip the M off of both AM and PM, but they'll never take us well-educated people on that tumbrel ride into the nether worlds. Ante and Post just don't mean much as stand alones.

I also realize that today is a special Sunday for those fascinated by bright, shiny objects and militaristic.games of violence and invasion. For that very reason, DUI patrols will be tripled on area roads this evening. Happy hunting to those units. But still, we've got another week of sappy Winter Olympics coverage to get through before we can have our late night talk shows back. They can eep Jmmy Fallon if they like, but the rest are often an important part of an intelligent person's day.

So sno and all, it was just 30 degrees when I finally got up. Looks like fklurries will continue on and off through mid afternoon, leaving us with a clear and cold overnight that will carry over into Monday. Improvenmnt should atsrt Tuesday and carry through the week following. The last of our yummy Sanatini's stores has now been consumed, so we'll have to get a bit creative later on.

Our daughter was in yesterday to help deal with kitty litter changing. The Cat Lasy scoops and replaces on a daily basis, but every so often, you need to just dump the whole tray and start over. We've now shut down the tray that the cute little kitten used on his arrival, but that still leaves five trays in three rooms that need to be maintained. The wife of 51 years is indeed well ahead of schedule in her rehab from fractured femur surgery. but it was still nice to have that extra pair of yourthful hands to help us along.

Real President Joe of course has many serious matters on his plate every day, but even he must be laughing at Marjorie Taylor Greene's complaint that Speaker Pelosi is using 'gazpacho police' to spy on members of Congress. Miss Marjoies is doing Mrs Malaprop proud, likely without knowing who the good woman was. Just another GOP farce. These people simply are not at all suited for public office.

In other news, some folks are now suspecting that, contrary to assertions from Bozo Bobby, nothing much may kick off on time in terms of MLB schedules. This after Satyrday's ballyhooed meeting with MLBPA broke up after less than an hout with no progress on anything having been made. As some will recall, BB claimed back in early December that the purpose of the lockout was to 'jump start' negotiations. Hahahahaha!!!

Nothing has been jump started either of course,'over in the dead battery zone of Falls Church City. Sadly, there is not tow rruck latrge or powwerful enough simly t townm the sorry place out of the way, so I suppose it wil simply siot there chock full of babbling stupid shits lacking in pretty much any soprt of Englisg language proficiency at all. Slowpokes in grade shool, and slopwokes still.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nobody envies a lying fraud like you.
>
> You do. And for quite an array of very good
> reasons
>
> > Dining downtown at Chez Francois in th 90s.
> Pfft!
>
>
>
>
>


Reasons Dimwit thinks people envy him &: people want to be like him

1. Liar
2. Bragging about supposed wealth
3. Potty mouth of an elementary school child
4. Repulsive
5. Nasty
6. Drunkard
7. Child abuser
8. Wife beater
9. Drunk driving
10. Narcissist
11. Childish
12. Name calling
13. Denial even when faced with facts.
14. Not able to face facts
15. Racist
15. Homophobe
16. Fake
17. Dbl. stds.

Quite an impressive list, huh? Feel free to add to it Incase I missed something. Not you, Dimwit, you'll just put more lies & denies.

^^^ Free bird seed.

Since Actual JP's got the mind & acts of a elementary school kid, he'll probably like this song we used to sing in elem. school.

B.O., nobody home!
Flush the toilet down you go!
Still you will be cra-a-a-a-a-appy,
B.O. nobody home!

He'll probably think it's funny

More like sick.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Between upscale carports

Not a thing.

People who can afford one would obviously disagree with you, dope.

Hello.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> People who can afford one would obviously disagree
> with you, dope.


People who can afford better would have a 'proper' garage.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Between upscale carports,

That's an oxymoron and you are just a plain old dumb fucking moron.

> Cafe Mozart, and

Gone, but not forgotten. At least not by those of us who dined there.

> Cardinal Ximenez,

What the fuck are you babbling on about? Seriously, what the fuck?

> Lying Linus has just no place
> left to hide.

Not hiding. Not running away like you. Right here reminding you on a regular basis that you are nothing but a lying fraud. Even that's a step down from your mundane days as a middling GS-Nobody worrying about GSA lunch orders. What a fucking nobody office drone.

You, of course, will keep trying to hide from the actual evidence that proves you lied multiple times.

No porte cochere for you Wrote:
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> People who can afford better would have a 'proper’ garage.

As has been explained here in some detail previously, garages are not economically or ecologically justified in this area.

As has been explained here in some detail previously, those are the words spoken by someone who had to make certain economic compromises in life. Garages always add value to a house compared to a flimsy carport. Economically speaking, when you decide to sell your house or pass it on to the kids that abandoned you, it would be worth more with a garage. The fact that this very basic shit needs to be explained to you is just another sign of what a fucking moron you are.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No porte cochere for you Wrote:
> ------------------------------------------------
> > People who can afford better would have a
> 'proper’ garage.
>
> As has been explained here in some detail
> previously, garages are not economically or
> ecologically justified in this area.


As has been explained here in some detail, your attempts to justify your pitiful tacked-on carport are painful.

JP meanwhile had all of a 40+ year, multi sector career that Linus could not have qualified for Day-1 of.

No buyers Wrote:
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> As has been explained here in some detail, your
> attempts to justify your pitiful tacked-on carport
> are painful.

I’m sorry, but not surprised that the truth causes you such suffering.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> JP meanwhile had all of a 40+ year, multi sector
> career that Linus could not have qualified for
> Day-1 of.

LOL! Nice attempt to deflect from your latest woes. I've got another 5-10 years left on my successful career. Never once worried about GSA lunch orders though. Left that for the middling GS-Nobody binder carriers!

Meanwhile, you've been caught telling so many lies that nothing you claim can be believed.

No lies at all. Linus. Not a single one. I don’t need any.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No buyers Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
> > As has been explained here in some detail, your
> > attempts to justify your pitiful tacked-on
> carport
> > are painful.
>
> I’m sorry, but not surprised that the truth
> causes you such suffering.


The truth is that watching you struggle to justify your little tacked-on carport is entertaining in a train wreck kind of way. lol

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No lies at all. Linus.

LOL! You just lied again.

> Not a single one.

LOL! More than one. Many more than one.

> don’t need any.

Agreed. It's strange why you tell so many. From Great Forest to Washington Ave. and everything else, you didn't need to tell any. You have some serious mental issues that cause you to lie. The fact that you think you are fooling anyone only makes you look worse.

Here's the deal. When you make a claim and someone indicates that your claim is untrue and proceeds to offer actual evidence while you offer nothing but whining and ad hominin attacks, you lose. Worse, it is just more evidence you lied.

End some part of your years of suffering by finding the CMYK street-view, See for yourself all that it suggests. Then have someone drive you along the length of Wash Ave. No matter what you say, it’s very plain that you have not done that in at least years.

Doubling down on your lies doesn't come close to making them true. In fact, it makes you look like a mentally deranged, disturbed and deluded sociopath. All introduced evidence confirms you lied.

Keep lying and enjoy everyone else mocking you.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> Here's the deal. When you make a claim and someone
> indicates that your claim is untrue and proceeds
> to offer actual evidence while you offer nothing
> but whining and ad hominin attacks, you lose.
> Worse, it is just more evidence you lied.

What was the obvious but unusual thing about walking into Brine?

What are the traffic-calming measures on Moore Ave in Vienna?

What was to your right as you walked into Cafe Mozart?

How many awnings are there at Pazzo Pomodoro?

How do you get to Park Street from southbound Gallows Road using Vienna side streets?

LOL!

LOL! Look at him do anything he can to distract from the fact that he can't substantiate his bogus claims.

He has been offered the opportunity to have all of those questions answered, but the price was too steep for his broke ass. Hell, all of them have been answered!

LOL! This is the lame bullshit he perpetually resorts to when his obvious fraud is exposed.

None of them has been answered, you shit-slinging fool. They are all still monuments to your staggeringly psychotic loserness and total asshole dishonesty.



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All of them. Many of them multiple times.

I've recently offered to answer them again, but the price was well out of your range! LOL!

No sale, lying Linus. These are all assfuck nonsense claims made by YOU that are unsupported by anything at all. Just total crap that you were forced to make up one day. It’s a common occurrence around here, fraud-boy.

LOL! Such an impotent dweeb. Dude, just stop lying and you won’t be mocked and ridiculed for it.

Gee, good one, Linus-Fraud. Your pile of lies mocks you still.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here's the deal. When you make a claim and
> someone
> > indicates that your claim is untrue and
> proceeds
> > to offer actual evidence while you offer
> nothing
> > but whining and ad hominin attacks, you lose.
> > Worse, it is just more evidence you lied.
>
> What was the obvious but unusual thing about
> walking into Brine?
>
> What are the traffic-calming measures on Moore Ave
> in Vienna?
>
> What was to your right as you walked into Cafe
> Mozart?
>
> How many awnings are there at Pazzo Pomodoro?
>
> How do you get to Park Street from southbound
> Gallows Road using Vienna side streets?
>
> LOL!


Dimwit's left slowly twisting in the wind.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> More like sick.


What's sick, Gerund Boy is you're over 70 but you got the potty mouth of a 10 YO & throw tantrums like a 4 YO.

Alphabet-Ass is still such a worthless fawning dumbfuck. And Linus of course is still such a lying asshole coward who simply lacks the guts to deal honestly with any of the questions just above and a host of others. Nine years just an asswipe liar.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Alphabet-Ass is still such a worthless fawning
> dumbfuck. And Linus of course is still such a
> lying asshole coward who simply lacks the guts to
> deal honestly with any of the questions just above
> and a host of others. Nine years just an asswipe
> liar.


1ce more, Gerund Boy proves my point. Another little potty mouth name calling screed, just like you'd expect from a 5th grader. Yup, he earns the name Old Pottymouth every day on FFXU.

What a loser.

What a fake.
.
So childish.

Do you guys work at Dollar Tree?

They have a wonderful selection of artisan goodies.

LTNJX Wrote:
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> Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alphabet-Ass is still such a worthless fawning
> > dumbfuck. And Linus of course is still such a
> > lying asshole coward who simply lacks the guts
> to
> > deal honestly with any of the questions just
> above
> > and a host of others. Nine years just an
> asswipe
> > liar.
>
>
> 1ce more, Gerund Boy proves my point. Another
> little potty mouth name calling screed, just like
> you'd expect from a 5th grader. Yup, he earns the
> name Old Pottymouth every day on FFXU.
>
> What a loser.
>
> What a fake.
> .
> So childish.


He's also gay. Not just regular gay. Not just VERY GAY but totally, completely 110% CAPITAL G-A-Y GAY.

cuepon Wrote:
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> Do you guys work at Dollar Tree?

Some of these others might strain and struggle to reach such a position, but as a wealthy retirees this past decade or so, it is only work fot out family chatity that I undertake these days. And with COVID, the public side of that has been pared back considerably as well.



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Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> cuepon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you guys work at Dollar Tree?
>
> Some of these others might strain and struggle to
> reach such a position, but as a wealthy retirees
> this past decade or so, it is only work fot out
> family chatity that I undertake these days. And
> with COVID, the public side of that has been pared
> back considerably as well.


Nobody believes you, douchebag. A selfish and self absorbed jackoff like you don't do nothing for nobody but themself. You wouldn't do nothing charitable for nobody b|c you're a nasty dick breath and you look down on people you think don't got as much money like you say you got. But you're probably lying about that, too.

You're nothing but a phoney.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> cuepon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you guys work at Dollar Tree?
>
> Some of these others might strain and struggle to
> reach such a position, but as a wealthy retirees
> this past decade or so, it is only work fot out
> family chatity that I undertake these days. And
> with COVID, the public side of that has been pared
> back considerably as well.


That's cool. What type of organization(s) benefit from your family charity?

Well, some once prominent Whiffies seem to have been shut down for repairs of some sort. This is more than just Jiffy Lube level damage, so the bozo could be out of commission for a while. Could there be another undocumented Cozumel cover story claim in the making? What a fathead. Meanwhile, God.s truth is that it's another beautiful but chilly morning out here in the posh pastures of the Sweet Spot. It was just 25 degrees outide when I got up, and winds were at 13 out of the NW, but there was plenty of bright sunshine and no more chance of any snow or rain. Shopuld make it to somehere in the low 30ds today, then add about 10 degrees on each of the next three days. Looks like a mild week following that as well.

Real President Joe is meanwhile captaining an effort to defuse the Russian invasion of Ukraine crisis, as the latter says it will not give up its aim of becoming a NATO member. Germen Chancellor Olaf Scholz is taking his turn at shuttle diplomacy eight now, but who knows how that will work out. Putin is the problem after all.

In other news, the more data that comes out from so-called 'advanced analytic' sources, the clearer it becomes that MLB is simply not interested in leveling any playing fields at all. Their plan is to screw pretty much everybody under 25, and then dump pretty much everybody over 30. This is not going to be a basis for agreement on economics, but the short-sighted Gang of Greed simply doesn't care. Normally, the end of the Super Bowl marks the start od baseball season, but there's not much chance of that this year. What a sad state of affairs.

No more collective wisdom than that can be found in fumbling Falls Church City either. Sorry-ass stupes and stumblers are all that can be fond there -- liars who throw stones at the truth and then run off to cower in shame. It's been theu habit for oh so long...



100% of that one-time FCC service area now belongs to Fairfax Water. Every square inch of it. To the victor go the spoils.

cuepon Wrote:
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> That's cool. What type of organization(s) benefit
> from your family charity?

The 501(c)(3) that we've run since 2002 provides post-secondary scholarships to FCPS high school Juniors and Seniors who have stood out simply at being good people. Not enough attention gets paid to those folks, so we try to create some. .

This is a nice thing and you must be happy to have means to assist. Thank you for responding.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> cuepon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's cool. What type of organization(s)
> benefit
> > from your family charity?
>
> The 501(c)(3) that we've run since 2002 provides
> post-secondary scholarships to FCPS high school
> Juniors and Seniors who have stood out simply at
> being good people. Not enough attention gets paid
> to those folks, so we try to create some. .

All lies.

^^^ Ignorance, envy, and butthurt personified.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No sale, lying Linus. These are all assfuck
> nonsense claims made by YOU that are unsupported
> by anything at all.

When you walk out the front door of your favorite strip-mall pizzeria and look up, what do you see?

Why did you deny the existence of a host/hostess stand at Brine?

Cafe Mozart? The price appears to be too high for you to get the answer! LOL!

The Fraud/Coward reappears! Such a mistake.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> 100% of that one-time FCC service area now belongs
> to Fairfax Water. Every square inch of it. To
> the victor go the spoils.


LOL! To the victor go the spoils indeed! In exchange for a nonperforming asset, Falls Church ended up with what your boy Nick calls the Eastern Seaboard’s Most Valuable Parcel. The city made a profit of $2.3 million/year on the water system before the court cases and transfer. It will make $5+ million/year in revenue on the land portion of the deal alone.

I realize you've struggled with financial issues in the past, but $5+ million is greater than $2.3 million. Of course, you'll probably find a way to lie and say it isn't! LOL! That's just how you roll.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The Fraud/Coward reappears! Such a mistake.


Simply to mock you for your lies and stupidity. It really should come as no surprise to you.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> When you walk out the front door of your favorite
> strip-mall pizzeria and look up, what do you see?


Let me rephrase this as you are probably too drunk on your way out to provide a reliable answer.

Right before you walk in the front door, if you were to look straight up, what would you see?

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Ignorance, envy, and butthurt personified.

The ignorant 1 is you, Gerund Boy. You're the 1 who makes racist & homophobe remarks. Everybody knows only ignorant people are racist & homophobe. When's the next cross burning scheduled at the "Sweet Spot", Old Pottymouth?

Nobody envies a drunken, wife beating, nasty, disgusting, repulsive,racist, homophobe, potty mouth child abuser like you. Only a drunken Gerund Boy's alcohol addled brain would think anybody envied somebody like that.

Since you're the moronic Gerund Boy who gets his butt kicked several times a day on FFXU , you'd have to be the 1 with the hurting butt.

1ce more, we see what a dimwit Old Pottymouth is. As usual, he's showed up for wrong. Old Pottymouth's ALWAYS wrong.

What a loser. A highly ignorant loser.

Davis store Wrote:
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> > > Retired1 Wrote:
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> > > -----
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.Thank
> > you
> > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on the
> > City
> > > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or laterThank
> > you
> > > for
> > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the City
> > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.

calp, calp, calp.

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> When you walk out the front door of your favorite
> strip-mall pizzeria and look up, what do you see?

It doesn’t matter how you phrase the question, there are and have never been awnings at Pazzo Pomodoro. You simply saw a photo of the COVID outdoor dining tent in the parking lot and drew way the wrong conclusion.

> Why did you deny the existence of a host/hostess
> stand at Brine?

Oh, it existed, but because you never ate there, you had no idea where it was.

> Cafe Mozart? The pricehou appears to be too high for
> you to get the answer! LOL!

Price? You simply lied about your attendance there. Nothing new for you. We see it from you all the time. Douche.

If the Water Wars deal that was finally enforced upon FCC had beer so beneficial, the city would have jumped at it. Instead, they fought tooth and nail, but lost ther precious cash cow in court in McLean, in Alexandria, in Richmond, and in Fairfax. Just a huge crash and burn for them.

It still burns.

dd9te Wrote:
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> calp, calp, calp.


Only straw felching pickle smokers want more calpers.

^^^ Sock-puppet stupid.

Where’s the weirdo with the big words?

Saw nonexistent awnings. Did not see what really was to the right when walking into Cafe Mozart.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2022 01:20AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

Lululemon Spider Wrote:
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> ^^^ Sock-puppet stupid.


^^^obvious butt pirate is obvious.

Laurie Lululemon Wrote:
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> dd9te Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > calp, calp, calp.
>
>
> Only straw felching pickle smokers want more
> calpers.

Fuck you. You are a bitch-ass ignorant cock-sucking mother-fucking low rent faggot bitch-boy cum swallower.

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> It doesn’t matter how you phrase the question,
> there are and have never been awnings at Pazzo
> Pomodoro.

When you walk in/out of the front door, what is directly above you?

> You simply saw a photo of the COVID
> outdoor dining tent in the parking lot and drew
> way the wrong conclusion.

Bzzzzt. The tents provided additional shade to the _______ over the windows.


> Oh, it existed, but because you never ate there,
> you had no idea where it was.

You once foolishly claimed the host/hostess was constantly hanging out at the bar many feet from the entrance. Can't you keep your bullshit straight?


> Price?

Yes. The one you can't afford to pay. The question and matters concerning Great Forest cause you to run away quite frantically and rapidly! Thus, the price you are unable to pay!

> You simply lied about your attendance
> there.

That would be foolish. Almost as foolish as lying about the vital status of one's parents or pretending to be bored outside-the-beltway housewives. But, you wouldn't know anything about those sorts of things! LOL!

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> If the Water Wars deal that was finally enforced
> upon FCC had beer so beneficial, the city would
> have jumped at it. Instead, they fought tooth and
> nail, but lost ther precious cash cow in court in
> McLean, in Alexandria, in Richmond, and in
> Fairfax. Just a huge crash and burn for them.


Which is greater?

$5M

or

$2.3M

Even a simpleton like you can figure that out, can't you?

Bout time for his pedicure and waxing.