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Is church open tomorrow?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 12, 2019 07:07PM

Is the reverend preaching and is the collection plate going to be passed?

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Re: Is church open tomorrow?
Posted by: Rev Billy Bob ()
Date: January 12, 2019 08:39PM

Come to our church, we will be open. It is The Church of the Sacred Dick. Gerry comes every Sunday.

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Re: Is church open tomorrow?
Posted by: Ocasio Cortezs Coochie ()
Date: January 12, 2019 08:59PM

It all depends. If it's a Methodist, United Church of Christ or some other "Liberal" church, they might call it off because their memberships are in steep decline - yet they continue to preach politics.

However, if you belong to an Evangelical church, there's a good chance church will be held. Pass the offering plate. Amen.

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Re: Is church open tomorrow?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:23PM

The Shrine in DC will be holding all its usual Masses.

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