Is the reverend preaching and is the collection plate going to be passed?

Come to our church, we will be open. It is The Church of the Sacred Dick. Gerry comes every Sunday.

It all depends. If it's a Methodist, United Church of Christ or some other "Liberal" church, they might call it off because their memberships are in steep decline - yet they continue to preach politics.

However, if you belong to an Evangelical church, there's a good chance church will be held. Pass the offering plate. Amen.

The Shrine in DC will be holding all its usual Masses.