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Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
wbva3fan
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Date: January 25, 2010 01:33PM
Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are. Reservations were made. Went inside with girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All tables full. This means no seats available. Nice manager give us special table. This means kids table.
Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit. Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere. This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano notes.
Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here. This place is shitty.
Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit. Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere. This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano notes.
Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here. This place is shitty.
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
wbva3fan
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Date: January 25, 2010 02:30PM
I don't understand. Make reservations. Dress nice. This means tie. This means suit. Then reservations not ready. Give us small table. Then get shits. Hemmorhoids now acting up. Irritable Bowel Syndrome not nice.
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Charlie Schmidt's "cool cat"
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Date: January 25, 2010 02:51PM
fail
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
jhey
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Date: January 26, 2010 08:08AM
What did your caretaker have to say?
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Tim45
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Date: January 26, 2010 08:41PM
wbva I dont care what anyone says your posts rule
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Dirty Jersey
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Date: January 26, 2010 09:12PM
Did you wash & wax the Tercel?
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Tim45
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Date: January 27, 2010 01:21PM
"His food caused my bowels to explode" Classic
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Lawman
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Date: January 27, 2010 03:50PM
Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> Did you wash & wax the Tercel?
Jeeze man, get with the program. He upgraded to the Echo...
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> Did you wash & wax the Tercel?
Jeeze man, get with the program. He upgraded to the Echo...
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Val8978
()
Date: January 27, 2010 06:38PM
I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a nice restaurant and if you think it is then there is something seriously wrong with you. and to say they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: January 27, 2010 06:42PM
Wow... I guess you showed them!
Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Dirty Jersey
()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:01PM
Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Your thinking of the wrong Sbarros. Theres another one on the other side of the mall that is a lot fancier
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Your thinking of the wrong Sbarros. Theres another one on the other side of the mall that is a lot fancier
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:03PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wow... I guess you showed them!
>
> Val8978 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> > something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> > nice restaurant and if you think it is then
> there
> > is something seriously wrong with you. and to
> say
> > they take reservations in the dumbest thing
> ever
> > because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Sounds like Val8978 laid on some epic pwnage.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> Wow... I guess you showed them!
>
> Val8978 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> > something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> > nice restaurant and if you think it is then
> there
> > is something seriously wrong with you. and to
> say
> > they take reservations in the dumbest thing
> ever
> > because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Sounds like Val8978 laid on some epic pwnage.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
unoriginal and not funny
()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:06PM
Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Did you seriously think this was a legit post?
This is a gay Borat wannabe poster, who thinks he is funny, when he really is not.
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE
Did you seriously think this was a legit post?
This is a gay Borat wannabe poster, who thinks he is funny, when he really is not.
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
LuLu
()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:07PM
wbva3fan Wrote:
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.
You should consider not going out to eat for a while b/c you are having some terrible luck with food poisoning! Where was your caretaker when you went crap all over the floor? It's his job to make sure you don't do that, or at least avert total disaster. He needs to be punished for this.
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.
You should consider not going out to eat for a while b/c you are having some terrible luck with food poisoning! Where was your caretaker when you went crap all over the floor? It's his job to make sure you don't do that, or at least avert total disaster. He needs to be punished for this.
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: January 27, 2010 11:50PM
Tim45 Wrote:
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> wbva I dont care what anyone says your posts rule
+1,000,000!
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> wbva I dont care what anyone says your posts rule
+1,000,000!
Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by:
ITRADE
()
Date: January 28, 2010 09:43AM
wbva3fan Wrote:
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.
Your show is getting old. You really need some new material.
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.
Your show is getting old. You really need some new material.