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Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: January 25, 2010 01:33PM

Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are. Reservations were made. Went inside with girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All tables full. This means no seats available. Nice manager give us special table. This means kids table.

Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit. Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere. This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano notes.

Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here. This place is shitty.

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: i > u ()
Date: January 25, 2010 02:18PM

again?

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: wbva3fan ()
Date: January 25, 2010 02:30PM

I don't understand. Make reservations. Dress nice. This means tie. This means suit. Then reservations not ready. Give us small table. Then get shits. Hemmorhoids now acting up. Irritable Bowel Syndrome not nice.

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Date: January 25, 2010 02:51PM

fail

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: January 26, 2010 08:08AM

What did your caretaker have to say?

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 26, 2010 08:41PM

wbva I dont care what anyone says your posts rule

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: January 26, 2010 09:12PM

Did you wash & wax the Tercel?

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: January 27, 2010 01:21PM

"His food caused my bowels to explode" Classic

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: January 27, 2010 03:50PM

Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> Did you wash & wax the Tercel?


Jeeze man, get with the program. He upgraded to the Echo...

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Val8978 ()
Date: January 27, 2010 06:38PM

I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a nice restaurant and if you think it is then there is something seriously wrong with you. and to say they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 27, 2010 06:42PM

Wow... I guess you showed them!

Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:01PM

Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE

Your thinking of the wrong Sbarros. Theres another one on the other side of the mall that is a lot fancier

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:03PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Wow... I guess you showed them!
>
> Val8978 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> > something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> > nice restaurant and if you think it is then
> there
> > is something seriously wrong with you. and to
> say
> > they take reservations in the dumbest thing
> ever
> > because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE




Sounds like Val8978 laid on some epic pwnage.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: unoriginal and not funny ()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:06PM

Val8978 Wrote:
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> I dont know if this was supposed to be funny or
> something, but Sbarro's in Fair oaks is NOT a
> nice restaurant and if you think it is then there
> is something seriously wrong with you. and to say
> they take reservations in the dumbest thing ever
> because it is a FAST FOOD PIZZA PLACE

Did you seriously think this was a legit post?

This is a gay Borat wannabe poster, who thinks he is funny, when he really is not.

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: LuLu ()
Date: January 27, 2010 08:07PM

wbva3fan Wrote:
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.


You should consider not going out to eat for a while b/c you are having some terrible luck with food poisoning! Where was your caretaker when you went crap all over the floor? It's his job to make sure you don't do that, or at least avert total disaster. He needs to be punished for this.

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 27, 2010 11:50PM

Tim45 Wrote:
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> wbva I dont care what anyone says your posts rule

+1,000,000!

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Re: Sbarros Fair Oaks
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 28, 2010 09:43AM

wbva3fan Wrote:
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> Went to Sbarros. This is fancy resteraunt. It is
> at Fair Oaks Mall. This is where stores are.
> Reservations were made. Went inside with
> girlfriend. This means person with boobs. All
> tables full. This means no seats available. Nice
> manager give us special table. This means kids
> table.
>
> Ate lasagna and pizza. Nice food. Yet problem soon
> developed. Felt bowels grimace. Buttocks soon
> tightened up. Spinchter muscle relaxed. Then came
> diarreah. This means shits. Floor covered in shit.
> Manager came. He says There's shit everywhere.
> This not nice. His food caused diarreah. His food
> caused my bowels to explode. Bowels sing soprano
> notes.
>
> Got kicked out of resteraunt. This means thrown
> out. Shit trail went to doors. Do not eat here.
> This place is shitty.

Your show is getting old. You really need some new material.

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