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I was at Wegmans Fairfax last night picking up my bread, milk, and TP and saw this scene, anyone know what happened? The store inside was completely normal...
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Someone probably got sick, fell down, had a stroke, heart attack... Who gives a shit? You're probably the kind of shitbird fuckwad who also slows down to stare at accidents and fucks traffic up for everyone else.
Look! A TRUCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! I've NEVER seen that before!!?!??!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/19/2009 09:45AM by boredom.
boredom Wrote:
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> Someone probably got sick, fell down, had a
> stroke, heart attack... Who gives a shit? You're
> probably the kind of shitbird fuckwad who also
> slows down to stare at accidents and fucks traffic
> up for everyone else.
>
> Look! A TRUCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! I've
> NEVER seen that before!!?!??!
and you're most likely a faggot. You're not funny. You're a small lame little cocksucker.
Well, if it were cops cars, I wouldn't be surprised that they were picking up toilet paper and milk. I've never seen rescue personnel abuse the public in that way.
Cops, on the other hand, are another story. I have taken on the task of citizen parking equalizer and here are a few of my discoveries and actions: working in uniform as security at Best Buy in Springfield, with vehicle parked IN THE HANDICAPPED PARKING (called district station and reported his sorry rear end); working security at Kingstowne Cinemas (three cop cars parked in fire lane and cops inside working as private security) (called district station, reported their sorry rear ends and then laughed as I watched chubster cop hustling out to move his vehicle); taking a coffee break at Starbucks on Frontier Drive in Springfield parked directly in front of a "no parking" sign at the rear exit to the nearby elementary school (called district station and reported his lazy broken rear end too).
Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, why pick on officers of the loo?
Because there are, in fact, enough pricks in the bunch that it spoils their capacity for good relations in the community.
nWa Wrote:
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> boredom Wrote:
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> > Someone probably got sick, fell down, had a
> > stroke, heart attack... Who gives a shit?
> You're
> > probably the kind of shitbird fuckwad who also
> > slows down to stare at accidents and fucks
> traffic
> > up for everyone else.
> >
> > Look! A TRUCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! I've
> > NEVER seen that before!!?!??!
>
> and you're most likely a faggot. You're not
> funny. You're a small lame little cocksucker.
Thanks for making my point you rubbernecking douche.