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So, I've been going to the same dry cleaners for 12 years. I chose it because it's the closest to my house. They do a fine job...nothing special. Typically, I'm in there once a week with 5 shirts for the week. And then twice a year, I have my suits cleaned.
They have a policy like many locally owned businesses that in order to pay with a credit card you must have a minimum total of $10. I seldom carry cash. Today, I dropped off a suit and 2 shirts. The suit is $9 and the shirts are $6. They handed me 2 receipts.
You no rikey, Charrie, you go somerhere ersee! Cledit cahd companies no goodee fuckee suckee! Chahgee too muchee! You blingee cash me rikee velly much! You blingee cledit cahd me stapre rotsa raundlee tickee you crothes!
Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a self-service soda fountain with a hand written sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill only!" #AsianOwned
Round.Eye#2 Wrote:
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> Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a
> self-service soda fountain with a hand written
> sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill
> only!" #AsianOwned
EIther that or you're eating at a joint owned by orientals & you order a coke. They bring you the coke in a small glass with mostly ice (even though you said "no ice") and they say fifty times as they're setting it in front of you "NO LEFIRREE! NO LEFIRREE!!!"
Me know no lefirree, but me axee for cokee no icee, now chop-chop blingee cokee no icee and no watee downee eithah! Asshore fuckee suckee!
You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for pennies, then we sell it back to you for riches! You progeny will live only to clean our shoes and lavatories.
Xi Jinping Wrote:
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> You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for
> pennies, then we sell it back to you for riches!
> You progeny will live only to clean our shoes and
> lavatories.
That's ok.. As of right now, we fuck all your hot women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese food....
Sgt.USA Whined:
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> we fuck all your hot women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese food....
Ah so, you are quite clever to have detected our strategy.
The principle of luring one into to a false sense of security is rarely something we expect lay people to understand. Perhaps we would be wise to employ additional avenues like manufacturing consumer goods and then, possibly, selling these goods all across America? No, I think not. We will just continue to make resort islands in the middle of high traffic maritime channels.
Xi Jinping Wrote:
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> The principle of luring one into to a false sense
> of security is rarely something we expect lay
> people to understand. Perhaps we would be wise to
> employ additional avenues like manufacturing
> consumer goods and then, possibly, selling these
> goods all across America?
Every single American is surrounded by Chinese-made products.
What if they did something to it all.....
...one day we piss China off, they press a button and...
No sir, that was merely an idea. We are, at best, a service oriented culture. We will always be enslaved in service to others. This country places a high value on products made in USA. We cannot fight that.
Wash your ass daily Wrote:
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> Suits cleaned every 6 months? Guess you are REAL
> popular with the ladies around the 5 month mark.
>
> Bet you only have 2 suits.....
I only wear one of my 12 suits twice a month. Nice try, though...
Sgt. USA Wrote:
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> Xi Jinping Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for
> > pennies, then we sell it back to you for
> riches!
> > You progeny will live only to clean our shoes
> and
> > lavatories.
>
> That's ok.. As of right now, we fuck all your hot
> women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese
> food....
The beautiful sane asian women only date other asians. The ones that marry white guys are the neurotic ugly asian women asian guys dont look twice at.
Round.Eye#2 Wrote:
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> Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a
> self-service soda fountain with a hand written
> sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill
> only!" #AsianOwned
We've got one of these Asian owned bodegas on the ground floor of my office. All kinds of horseshit business practices go down there to include the aforementioned restroom sign. I make a weekly thing of going down there whenever I have an epic loaf to pinch, which I leave in the bowl without flushing. The mamasan goes absolutely grape ape as soon as she sees me coming. She screams and wails and ulululates and there's just nothing she can do. I guess they're too cheap to put a lock on the door...idiots.