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Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Round.Eye ()
Date: March 22, 2017 08:23AM

So, I've been going to the same dry cleaners for 12 years. I chose it because it's the closest to my house. They do a fine job...nothing special. Typically, I'm in there once a week with 5 shirts for the week. And then twice a year, I have my suits cleaned.

They have a policy like many locally owned businesses that in order to pay with a credit card you must have a minimum total of $10. I seldom carry cash. Today, I dropped off a suit and 2 shirts. The suit is $9 and the shirts are $6. They handed me 2 receipts.

I can't wait to pick these items up...

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Wu ()
Date: March 22, 2017 08:29AM

You go fuck yourself joe. I sneaky you pay more or no shirt! Ancient Chinese secret! You pay card so Uncle Sam take tax! You pay cash so I no pay tax!

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong ()
Date: March 22, 2017 08:59AM

Haha you fucky round eye.

Visa charge store 2 dolla for you pay 5 dolla. I get tree dolla haha fuck that shit roundeye you pay cash cheap roundeye.

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Chinkysaurus ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:02AM

Me love you long time Joe. We do suckee fuckee you pay me money...

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:42AM

You no rikey, Charrie, you go somerhere ersee! Cledit cahd companies no goodee fuckee suckee! Chahgee too muchee! You blingee cash me rikee velly much! You blingee cledit cahd me stapre rotsa raundlee tickee you crothes!

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Round.Eye#2 ()
Date: March 22, 2017 01:06PM

Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a self-service soda fountain with a hand written sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill only!" #AsianOwned

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Blimmo ()
Date: March 22, 2017 10:16PM

Round.Eye#2 Wrote:
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> Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a
> self-service soda fountain with a hand written
> sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill
> only!" #AsianOwned


EIther that or you're eating at a joint owned by orientals & you order a coke. They bring you the coke in a small glass with mostly ice (even though you said "no ice") and they say fifty times as they're setting it in front of you "NO LEFIRREE! NO LEFIRREE!!!"

Me know no lefirree, but me axee for cokee no icee, now chop-chop blingee cokee no icee and no watee downee eithah! Asshore fuckee suckee!

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Confishious ()
Date: March 22, 2017 10:32PM

Confishious say go to Arter Treeter for fish and chips! You likee!

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Xi Jinping ()
Date: March 23, 2017 06:08AM

You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for pennies, then we sell it back to you for riches! You progeny will live only to clean our shoes and lavatories.

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Sgt. USA ()
Date: March 23, 2017 03:59PM

Xi Jinping Wrote:
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> You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for
> pennies, then we sell it back to you for riches!
> You progeny will live only to clean our shoes and
> lavatories.

That's ok.. As of right now, we fuck all your hot women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese food....

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Xi Jinping ()
Date: March 23, 2017 05:43PM

Sgt.USA Whined:
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> we fuck all your hot women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese food....


Ah so, you are quite clever to have detected our strategy.

The principle of luring one into to a false sense of security is rarely something we expect lay people to understand. Perhaps we would be wise to employ additional avenues like manufacturing consumer goods and then, possibly, selling these goods all across America? No, I think not. We will just continue to make resort islands in the middle of high traffic maritime channels.

You are right. We are enslaved, not you.

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Wash your ass daily ()
Date: March 23, 2017 07:18PM

Suits cleaned every 6 months? Guess you are REAL popular with the ladies around the 5 month mark.

Bet you only have 2 suits.....

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: trumpitality ()
Date: March 23, 2017 07:45PM

Xi Jinping Wrote:
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> The principle of luring one into to a false sense
> of security is rarely something we expect lay
> people to understand. Perhaps we would be wise to
> employ additional avenues like manufacturing
> consumer goods and then, possibly, selling these
> goods all across America?

Every single American is surrounded by Chinese-made products.

What if they did something to it all.....

...one day we piss China off, they press a button and...


BLAM

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Xi Jinping ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:19PM

No sir, that was merely an idea. We are, at best, a service oriented culture. We will always be enslaved in service to others. This country places a high value on products made in USA. We cannot fight that.

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Round.Eye ()
Date: March 24, 2017 05:25PM

Wash your ass daily Wrote:
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> Suits cleaned every 6 months? Guess you are REAL
> popular with the ladies around the 5 month mark.
>
> Bet you only have 2 suits.....

I only wear one of my 12 suits twice a month. Nice try, though...

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Asiannguys ()
Date: March 25, 2017 07:02AM

Sgt. USA Wrote:
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> Xi Jinping Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You sad Americans. We buy your garbage for
> > pennies, then we sell it back to you for
> riches!
> > You progeny will live only to clean our shoes
> and
> > lavatories.
>
> That's ok.. As of right now, we fuck all your hot
> women and you do our laundry and feed us Chinese
> food....


The beautiful sane asian women only date other asians. The ones that marry white guys are the neurotic ugly asian women asian guys dont look twice at.

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Xi Jinping ()
Date: March 25, 2017 08:28AM

We will take over the world and enslave all lazy people.

Our technology surpasses yours.
Attachments:
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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo ()
Date: March 25, 2017 09:35AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

HO HO! CHOP CHOP!! WIKKI WIKKI!!!

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Mr Washee Washee ()
Date: March 25, 2017 09:52AM

Round.Eye#2 Wrote:
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> Anytime you go into a restaurant and there's a
> self-service soda fountain with a hand written
> sign in scrawl reading, "No refill! $2 refill
> only!" #AsianOwned

and the obligatory "Restrooms for Customers Only"

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Re: Asians and their bullshit customer service
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: March 25, 2017 10:06AM

We've got one of these Asian owned bodegas on the ground floor of my office. All kinds of horseshit business practices go down there to include the aforementioned restroom sign. I make a weekly thing of going down there whenever I have an epic loaf to pinch, which I leave in the bowl without flushing. The mamasan goes absolutely grape ape as soon as she sees me coming. She screams and wails and ulululates and there's just nothing she can do. I guess they're too cheap to put a lock on the door...idiots.

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