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BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Mr. Clean ()
Date: July 14, 2016 01:32PM

New independent study found ALL FCPS buildings to have elevated levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their pipes.
DHMO has been linked to transgender and sexual confusion thoughts in humans.
High quantities are also typically found in nuclear facilities and chemical manufacturing.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Hugh Quality DihydrogenMonoxide ()
Date: July 14, 2016 02:06PM

I don't know about it being linked to trans or confusion, but that stuff it awesome!!!!
On a day like today, I like just freezing it and then pouring liquid dihydrogen monoxide over top and MAN does that hit the spot!!

Anyone of you all like drinking that stuff too?

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 14, 2016 02:06PM

Mr. Clean Wrote:
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> New independent study found ALL FCPS buildings to
> have elevated levels of dihydrogen monoxide in
> their pipes.
> DHMO has been linked to transgender and sexual
> confusion thoughts in humans.
> High quantities are also typically found in
> nuclear facilities and chemical manufacturing.


So, this is what's causing all the liberalism and trannyism in FCPS?

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: LWk9y ()
Date: July 14, 2016 02:08PM

Ralph, I certainly hope not!!!
If that were the case, I'm afraid we would all be trannies or sexually confused.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Mr. Clean ()
Date: July 14, 2016 02:31PM

It's really not a laughing matter
The School Board has to be aware of this.
GMU water tower has been found to have similar amounts as Flint!
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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: emergency meeting ()
Date: July 14, 2016 02:56PM

There will be an emergency meeting on Friday, July 17 at 7:00 at Sea Pearl to discuss this matter. Please feel free to bring suggestions for a piping consultant. Use of FCPS credit cards is authorized, and holders of an online Ed.D. degree may order one alcoholic drink.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Mr.Clean ()
Date: July 14, 2016 03:52PM

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Go TSA! ()
Date: July 14, 2016 04:23PM

Dihydrogen Monoxide is so dangerous that it is not allowed through TSA security at airports. Of course, the TSA then throws the bottles in a magic trash can that instantly renders the contents intert.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: say what??? ()
Date: July 14, 2016 10:06PM

It makes you "more alert". I'm not understanding the danger.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: StopTheDanger ()
Date: July 14, 2016 10:51PM

You joke, but inhaling DiHydrogen Monoxide is almost ALWAYS fatal. This stuff is also a major component to nerve gas agents and is found in styrofoam containers!

We must remove this from our schools.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: H2O ()
Date: July 15, 2016 01:19AM

Done

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Mr. Clean ()
Date: July 15, 2016 10:46AM

say what??? Wrote:
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> It makes you "more alert". I'm not understanding
> the danger.


Meth also makes you "more alert". I understand the danger.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: well actually.. ()
Date: July 15, 2016 11:02AM

StopTheDanger Wrote:
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> You joke, but inhaling DiHydrogen Monoxide is
> almost ALWAYS fatal. This stuff is also a major
> component to nerve gas agents and is found in
> styrofoam containers!
>
> We must remove this from our schools.

Not joking really. Just not sure what this stuff is and the chart above doesn't seem too concerning. Obviously you don't expect this sort of thing to be in the school water. Is this naturally occurring? Something about the pipes or the way the water is treated?

I really doubt (or certainly HOPE) that no one is deliberately spiking the water. That would be cray.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: CleanTheWater ()
Date: July 15, 2016 12:50PM

Word from authorities is that the body of that poor teen that was recovered from the lake had DHMO in his lungs.

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Re: BREAKING: FCPS found to have elevated levels of Dihydrogen monoxide in pipes!
Posted by: Not On My Watch! ()
Date: July 15, 2016 01:06PM

From the DHMO.ORG website, which is dedicated to the problem:


"What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO"

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