Re: Door to door people of Fairfax County
Date: June 01, 2016 10:44PM
Some Jehovah's Witnesses rang my dad's doorbell once. When he answered the door, they said, "We want to talk to you about your relationship with God!"
He replied cheerfully, "Great! I want to talk to you about your sexual preferences!"
When they blanched, he said quietly, "That's no less personal..." as he closed the door. They did not come back.
I'd be tempted to be less polite on the rejoinder, instead say something like "Oh, I thought the game was 'Ask about something that's none of my fucking business'" and then tell them they had 30 seconds to get the hell off my property.