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You asshats think a home intruder will never come your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me. Luckily, I had a motion detection system that alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the fucking crack addict. He had a knife but was smart enough to drop the knife and sit on the floor while I called the cops. When the cops showed up, they questioned me and took the intruder away in cuffs. He is doing 5 years in prison.
Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder. But I will never let somebody invade my home without providing them with a bigger war than they came to fight.
The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want about the small percentage of idiot gun owners, but the majority of gun owners are not as stupid as you think.
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> incarcerated all in one day. The rocket docket
> works.
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> > And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> > That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> > incarcerated all in one day. The rocket docket
> > works.
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> Actually, it happened in 2006. Stop being a dick.
sandman Wrote:
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> > > And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> > > That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> > > incarcerated all in one day. The rocket
> docket
> > > works.
> >
> > Actually, it happened in 2006. Stop being a
> dick.
>
> You were 11 years old in 2006.
Penthouse Protection Wrote:
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> Dear Penthouse Protection,
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> I never thought it would happen to me ...
I was in my house when I heard a knock on my door. It was three Playboy models whose car had broken. They asked if they could come in and change their clothes.
One of the endless joys of living in Old Town is you can live in an $800,000 townhouse cheek by jowl with Section 8 public housing. The crackhead might have had all of 49 feet to walk to invade your domain.
congratulations, winner, you sure know how to pick a place to live
You asshats think a home intruder will never come your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me. Luckily, I had a motion detection system that alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the fucking crack addict. He had a knife and I was so scared of him that I shit my pants and dropped my coward stick and it went off blowing a hole in the wall. The intruder picked up my gun and said "Thanks Man!" When the cops showed up, they arrested me after the intruder was long gone. I did 5 years in prison because my gun went off when I dropped it in fear and the bullet hit my next door neighbor in his left butt-cheek while he was sleeping
Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder. But I will never let somebody invade my home without providing them with a bigger gun than they came in with.
The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want about the small percentage of intelligent gun owners, but the majority of gun owners are extremely ignorant.
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> You asshats think a home intruder will never come
> your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me.
> Luckily, I had a motion detection system that
> alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the
> fucking crack addict. He had a knife but was smart
> enough to drop the knife and sit on the floor
> while I called the cops. When the cops showed up,
> they questioned me and took the intruder away in
> cuffs. He is doing 5 years in prison.
>
> Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder.
> But I will never let somebody invade my home
> without providing them with a bigger war than they
> came to fight.
>
> The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want
> about the small percentage of idiot gun owners,
> but the majority of gun owners are not as stupid
> as you think.
Nobody wants your guns Wrote:
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> Nobody wants to take your guns. Damn. We just want
> background checks. Once again, stop watching fox.
> Nobody wants your guns
They have background checks. It's called the NICS system.
is that normal? Wrote:
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> > I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The ultimate
> > small wiener mobile.
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> You seem to think about small wieners quite a bit.
Ha! I got you right? Or do your drive a Mustang GT?
James Rockford Wrote:
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> is that normal? Wrote:
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> > > I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The
> ultimate
> > > small wiener mobile.
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> > You seem to think about small wieners quite a
> bit.
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> Ha! I got you right? Or do your drive a Mustang
> GT?
Nope. And trust me, you'll never get me. Silly faggot.
Ur wrong OP, I have no weapons and know a home invasion is inevitable, due to dnc and liberal scum, I have no not one weapon and will just call him a dirty fucking nigger till he kills me.