You asshats think a home intruder will never come your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me. Luckily, I had a motion detection system that alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the fucking crack addict. He had a knife but was smart enough to drop the knife and sit on the floor while I called the cops. When the cops showed up, they questioned me and took the intruder away in cuffs. He is doing 5 years in prison.
Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder. But I will never let somebody invade my home without providing them with a bigger war than they came to fight.
The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want about the small percentage of idiot gun owners, but the majority of gun owners are not as stupid as you think.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
dcjgfjerjklcdmk
()
Date: November 16, 2015 03:15PM
And, by the way, my house was in a very nice neighborhood in Old Town Alexandria. Crime happens everywhere. Bad guys look for nice places to invade.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
dcjgfjerjklcdmk
()
Date: November 16, 2015 03:42PM
And, by the way, it all happened yesterday. That's right. He was tried, convicted and incarcerated all in one day. The rocket docket works.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
4ed6F
()
Date: November 16, 2015 03:46PM
they say the people who are most paranoic about theft are theives
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
KxtMV
()
Date: November 16, 2015 03:53PM
"they" must = tiny little you
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
dcjgfjerjklcdmk
()
Date: November 16, 2015 04:01PM
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> incarcerated all in one day. The rocket docket
> works.
Actually, it happened in 2006. Stop being a dick.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
gimmeyolunch$
()
Date: November 16, 2015 04:22PM
4ed6F Wrote:
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> they say the people who are most paranoic about
> theft are theives
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> ...the majority of gun owners are not as stupid as you think.
Yes, they are.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
sandman
()
Date: November 16, 2015 04:52PM
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> > That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> > incarcerated all in one day. The rocket docket
> > works.
>
> Actually, it happened in 2006. Stop being a dick.
You were 11 years old in 2006.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
My Home was invaded too!
()
Date: November 16, 2015 04:57PM
Fucking ants got in while I was outta town.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
dcjgfjerjklcdmk
()
Date: November 16, 2015 05:11PM
sandman Wrote:
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> dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And, by the way, it all happened yesterday.
> > > That's right. He was tried, convicted and
> > > incarcerated all in one day. The rocket
> docket
> > > works.
> >
> > Actually, it happened in 2006. Stop being a
> dick.
>
> You were 11 years old in 2006.
Wrong again kiddo. I was 34 in 2006.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Penthouse Protection
()
Date: November 16, 2015 05:27PM
Dear Penthouse Protection,
I never thought it would happen to me ...
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Troll post
()
Date: November 16, 2015 05:29PM
Troll post
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Fantasy Forum
()
Date: November 16, 2015 05:33PM
Penthouse Protection Wrote:
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> Dear Penthouse Protection,
>
> I never thought it would happen to me ...
I was in my house when I heard a knock on my door. It was three Playboy models whose car had broken. They asked if they could come in and change their clothes.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
dolleymadison'shighway
()
Date: November 17, 2015 01:40AM
One of the endless joys of living in Old Town is you can live in an $800,000 townhouse cheek by jowl with Section 8 public housing. The crackhead might have had all of 49 feet to walk to invade your domain.
congratulations, winner, you sure know how to pick a place to live
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
FIFY OP
()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:16AM
You asshats think a home intruder will never come your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me. Luckily, I had a motion detection system that alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the fucking crack addict. He had a knife and I was so scared of him that I shit my pants and dropped my coward stick and it went off blowing a hole in the wall. The intruder picked up my gun and said "Thanks Man!" When the cops showed up, they arrested me after the intruder was long gone. I did 5 years in prison because my gun went off when I dropped it in fear and the bullet hit my next door neighbor in his left butt-cheek while he was sleeping
Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder. But I will never let somebody invade my home without providing them with a bigger gun than they came in with.
The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want about the small percentage of intelligent gun owners, but the majority of gun owners are extremely ignorant.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Captain Howdee
()
Date: November 17, 2015 08:31AM
Most liberals actually fantasize about being ass raped in a home invasion. That's why they'd never want to discourage a thug by protecting themselves.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
agf
()
Date: January 18, 2019 01:16PM
dcjgfjerjklcdmk Wrote:
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> You asshats think a home intruder will never come
> your way. You're wrong. It has happened to me.
> Luckily, I had a motion detection system that
> alerted me. I took my AR-15 and confronted the
> fucking crack addict. He had a knife but was smart
> enough to drop the knife and sit on the floor
> while I called the cops. When the cops showed up,
> they questioned me and took the intruder away in
> cuffs. He is doing 5 years in prison.
>
> Yes, it can be dangerous confronting an intruder.
> But I will never let somebody invade my home
> without providing them with a bigger war than they
> came to fight.
>
> The anti-gun crowd can say whatever they want
> about the small percentage of idiot gun owners,
> but the majority of gun owners are not as stupid
> as you think.
another guntard fantasy.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
James Rockford
()
Date: January 18, 2019 01:38PM
I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The ultimate small wiener mobile.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Nobody wants your guns
()
Date: January 18, 2019 01:53PM
Nobody wants to take your guns. Damn. We just want background checks. Once again, stop watching fox. Nobody wants your guns
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
is that normal?
()
Date: January 18, 2019 02:26PM
James Rockford Wrote:
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> I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The ultimate
> small wiener mobile.
You seem to think about small wieners quite a bit.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
been there, done that
()
Date: January 18, 2019 02:27PM
Nobody wants your guns Wrote:
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> Nobody wants to take your guns. Damn. We just want
> background checks. Once again, stop watching fox.
> Nobody wants your guns
They have background checks. It's called the NICS system.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
James Rockford
()
Date: January 18, 2019 02:36PM
is that normal? Wrote:
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> James Rockford Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The ultimate
> > small wiener mobile.
>
> You seem to think about small wieners quite a bit.
Ha! I got you right? Or do your drive a Mustang GT?
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
is that normal?
()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:25PM
James Rockford Wrote:
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> is that normal? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > James Rockford Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I bet OP also drives a Corvette. The
> ultimate
> > > small wiener mobile.
> >
> > You seem to think about small wieners quite a
> bit.
>
>
> Ha! I got you right? Or do your drive a Mustang
> GT?
Nope. And trust me, you'll never get me. Silly faggot.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
Rekkde
()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:28PM
Ur wrong OP, I have no weapons and know a home invasion is inevitable, due to dnc and liberal scum, I have no not one weapon and will just call him a dirty fucking nigger till he kills me.
Re: Home Invasion
Posted by:
A-Hole Detector
()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:54PM
4ed6F Wrote:
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> they say the people who are most paranoic about
> theft are theives
They say that people who post this kind of idiocy are candidates for Village Idiot.