Corner of Meadow Hall & Monroe St., south of Herndon.
Who picked this sign? Stone, check. Nice font, check. Cheap cinderblock supports, check. Looks like a poorly-installed headstone, check.
Paraphrasing: "You can come home any time you like, but you can ...never leave!"
It's sad enough to see when the weather is nice, but when it's wet out... :-<