Eskimo Nell Wrote:
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> Soylent Green is made of 100% free-range people
> with no artificial ingredients.
>
> One of DMV's Dag-Nastiest, Hard-Core, Underground
> Punk-Rock bands has been located, restored to its
> original luster and will be performing live at
> Jammin Java in Vienna, VA on Friday night, May 8.
>
>
http://www.jamminjava.com/event/839955
>
> If you were around the DC area during the Decade
> of Punk (1979-1989) and the Revolution Summer
> (1985), then this show is for you.
>
> Soylent Green was formed in the early 90's in the
> Washington, DC metro area by Bass
> Player/Singer/Songwriter, Skeeter Thompson (of the
> punk band Scream) after Dave Grohl went on to play
> drums for Nirvana. By '91 the DC Punk Rock scene
> had begun to give way to the new sounds of grunge.
> Soylent Green was formed out of a puree of body
> parts and band members from around the DC area.
>
> HEALTH WARNING:
>
> The Surgeon General has determined that the audio
> carnage you're going to witness may be hazardous
> to your cognitive brain function and overall
> mental and physical health!
>
> Common side effects are as follows, but not
> limited to:
> Heavy Drinking, Smoking, Dizziness, Red Eyes,
> Head Rushes, Bouts of Vertigo, Fainting, frequent
> un-controllable Fist-Pumping, Booty-Shaking,
> outbursts of "Get up off your Ass!", "Get a
> life!", "Get a Job!" (and other turrets like
> symptoms), the occasional desire to start a Mosh
> Pit in an elevator of white collared strangers and
> sleepless nights.
>
> Enjoy at your own risk!
Sweeter is cool and all, but soylent green without Dave Grohl is like nirvana without Kurt kobain.