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Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: divingoff ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:06PM

We're quickly losing our dive bars. Post the current dive in Fairfax County.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:09PM

This is the best one I know of. Still open too.

http://www.divebarrestaurant.com/

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Fertg ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:10PM


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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Decrapitated ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:13PM

Are most of the servers at Kilroy's still part time prostitutes?

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: RFtg ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:14PM


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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Decrapitated ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:17PM

This blond did me in the parking lot (in my car) at Kilroy's for $100
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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:17PM

The Pub in Mclean

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Know Your Lies ()
Date: June 23, 2014 05:39PM

Decrapitated Wrote:
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> This blond did me in the parking lot (in my car)
> at Kilroy's for $100

Nice steal of the picture from Kilroy's website. I highly doubt either touched you as they are both married with kids.

At least pick a bartender who is single next time.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Old Mac's ()
Date: June 23, 2014 08:13PM

Anyone remember Old Mac's on M Street in Georgetown - a real hole.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Barnacle Bill ()
Date: June 23, 2014 08:20PM

Ruby Tuesdays is as close as you will come in Fairfax, sadly.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Al Ameriki ()
Date: June 23, 2014 08:38PM

Know Your Lies Wrote:
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> >
> Nice steal of the picture from Kilroy's website.
> I highly doubt either touched you as they are both
> married with kids.
>
> At least pick a bartender who is single next time.

Since when does a woman being married with kids prevent her from fucking around on the side?

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: June 23, 2014 08:46PM

Fat Tuesday's FTW

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Archie Bunker ()
Date: June 23, 2014 09:20PM

Hello, Fairfax, JV is the ONLY dive bar left in Fairfax!

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Archie Bunker ()
Date: June 23, 2014 09:20PM

Hello, Fairfax, JV is the ONLY dive bar left in Fairfax!

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Archie Bunker ()
Date: June 23, 2014 09:20PM

Hello, Fairfax, JV is the ONLY dive bar left in Fairfax!

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: NS 13 ()
Date: June 23, 2014 09:37PM

Peyton Place on Backlick rd. Springfield. blow cigs and drink beer with your breakfast and watch fox news. Home of the Moe burger, also known as Moe's Place. RIP Moe.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Let's Review ()
Date: June 23, 2014 09:37PM

Al Ameriki Wrote:
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> Since when does a woman being married with kids
> prevent her from fucking around on the side?

It doesn't necessarily. But it's all but certain to rule out doing it with got-nothing lying goober dumbfucks like Decrapitated.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: art's ()
Date: June 23, 2014 10:59PM

Art's Tavern, formerly Mark's Pub. It's in a strip mall BEHIND the shopping center w/ Whole Foods on Rt. 7 in The Pimmit area of Falls Church. Maximum occupancy 48 people.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Tbone ()
Date: June 24, 2014 12:01AM

V 5 . Sterling,Va. Locals call it,Great Falls, Lowes Island,
Etc. Its Sterling. Shit hole,hands down. Great bar when
It was Fox Chase.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: dbhhv ()
Date: June 24, 2014 06:25PM

rarely if ever see a woman (unless with date) at a bar in fairfax as far as i know. manassas maybe, MD at least you have someone to ask.

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if your in fairfax and don't have one of these your chances of attracting a date are slim

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: DX9Ue ()
Date: June 24, 2014 06:25PM

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Max Planck ()
Date: June 24, 2014 06:34PM

dbhhv Wrote:
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> rarely if ever see a woman (unless with date) at a
> bar in fairfax as far as i know. manassas maybe,
> MD at least you have someone to ask.

Dude, you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Sullys ()
Date: June 24, 2014 07:25PM

Sully's in Chantilly, total dive! Bungalow Billiards, also in Chantilly used to be in the dive category, but they have been making many changes to try and start drawing in the hip younger crowd. How about the Shade Tree in Cville? If the place is even still there.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Allah snackbar ()
Date: June 24, 2014 09:06PM

Vienna Inn

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Thai Tie Thigh ()
Date: June 25, 2014 06:36AM

Sully's and Shady Tree are closed. Only Blue Water Grille or whatever it's called now can qualify as a dive. You can usually judge it by the clientele and poorly maintained restrooms. A coat of paint can't hide that smell.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Wrectum.Wrecker ()
Date: June 25, 2014 07:35AM

Let's Review Wrote:
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> Al Ameriki Wrote:
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> -----
> > Since when does a woman being married with kids
> > prevent her from fucking around on the side?
>
> It doesn't necessarily. But it's all but certain
> to rule out doing it with got-nothing lying goober
> dumbfucks like Decrapitated.

Well, for what's it's worth...I hit that same bartender in the shitter like John Ritter and quit her in the back of my truck in the parking lot.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Hillman ()
Date: June 25, 2014 07:39AM

Cowboy Cafe, Arlington http://thecowboycafe.com/

South Riding Inn, Chantilly http://www.southridinginn.com/

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: DMV God ()
Date: June 25, 2014 09:53AM

Hank Deitles - Bethesda

Millie and Al's - Adams Morgan

Madams Organ - Adams Morgan

And my favorite of all time which is now closed - Whiteys in Arlington

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: Bartender ()
Date: June 25, 2014 10:36AM

I find it flattering that you guys are spending your free time looking at pictures of me , talking about me and that you would pay to have me touch you. In the same token it's also pretty damn sad and pathetic haha. FYI I would have been way more then $100. If you have enough free time to be making up stories on random internet sites I can pretty much guarantee you couldn't afford me! Feel free to keep that fantasy in your head alive though :-)

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: dreamvFu ()
Date: June 25, 2014 08:51PM

Bartender Wrote:
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> I find it flattering that you guys are spending
> your free time looking at pictures of me , talking
> about me and that you would pay to have me touch
> you. In the same token it's also pretty damn sad
> and pathetic haha. FYI I would have been way more
> then $100. If you have enough free time to be
> making up stories on random internet sites I can
> pretty much guarantee you couldn't afford me! Feel
> free to keep that fantasy in your head alive
> though :-)

You are just too old...consider yourself lucky if you get $10.

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Re: Dive Bar Thread
Posted by: The Jaunt ()
Date: June 25, 2014 09:11PM

RIP to Fast Eddie's in Centreville. Greatest dive bar around these parts. It closed and is now "The Revolution" which sounds like a gay bar. So that blows (no pun intended)

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