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Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: 2068 ()
Date: May 23, 2014 11:57AM

It's sad that people still think volunteers do some actual good. Why would you support that group?

The supporters are so self-righteous and think their shit don't stink too. You try to ask them why they think a certain way and instead of replying with an answer, they diss you because they don't know the reason why they are so fucking dumb.

I guess going to Church and praying is what justifies them for being huge douche nozzles but obviously they haven't learned that much from going.

Seriously, why are they so dumb and how do they even live?

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:13PM

I'm fine with a volunteer hosing down my house.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: 0ttter ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:29PM

I'm fine with hosing down a volunteer.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Very Sad ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:45PM

It's sad that people still think volunteers do some actual good. Why would you support that group?

The supporters are so self-righteous and think their shit don't stink too. You try to ask them why they think a certain way and instead of replying with an answer, they diss you because they don't know the reason why they are so fucking dumb.

I guess going to Church and praying is what justifies them for being huge douche nozzles but obviously they haven't learned that much from going.

Seriously, why are they so dumb and how do they even live?



Lose 100-pounds and take the physical again...good luck!

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Hoping... ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:51PM

Sigh...no redhead EMT photos....

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Shane Hausen ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:53PM

I'm fine with volunteers hosing down your mom.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Re-Direct ()
Date: May 23, 2014 12:53PM

Hoping... Wrote:
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> Sigh...no redhead EMT photos....


Wrong thread

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Belt Bling ()
Date: May 23, 2014 02:02PM

The supporters are so self-righteous and think their shit don't stink too. You try to ask them why they think a certain way and instead of replying with an answer, they diss you because they don't know the reason why they are so fucking dumb.

I guess going to Church and praying is what justifies them for being huge douche nozzles but obviously they haven't learned that much from going.

Seriously, why are they so dumb and how do they even live?



Sounds like you're talking about volunteer officers...and, um, I'd have to agree with you.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Preacher ()
Date: May 23, 2014 02:28PM

Belt Bling Wrote:
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> The supporters are so self-righteous and think
> their shit don't stink too. You try to ask them
> why they think a certain way and instead of
> replying with an answer, they diss you because
> they don't know the reason why they are so fucking
> dumb.
>
> I guess going to Church and praying is what
> justifies them for being huge douche nozzles but
> obviously they haven't learned that much from
> going.
>
> Seriously, why are they so dumb and how do they
> even live?
>
>
>
> Sounds like you're talking about volunteer
> officers...and, um, I'd have to agree with you.


PREACH

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: E435 ()
Date: May 23, 2014 04:29PM

Re-Direct Wrote:
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> Hoping... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sigh...no redhead EMT photos....
>
>
> Wrong thread

Just ask, she'll send you a tit-pic.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: sallyhanson ()
Date: May 23, 2014 04:58PM

All that blood in the groin region means less circulating the brain.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Canadian Firefighter ()
Date: May 23, 2014 05:18PM

When I lived in Canada, some hosers volunteered my mom!

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Useless ()
Date: May 23, 2014 05:21PM

This thread is useless without pics.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Yeaaaa ()
Date: May 23, 2014 10:44PM


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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Not even close ()
Date: May 23, 2014 10:48PM

Yeaaaa Wrote:
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> Yea here she is
>
> https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1
> 380428915/858696.jpg

Please, not even close.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Truckman ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:37PM

Useless Wrote:
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> This thread is useless without pics.

Here's one for you then. Volunteer Chief Officer from somewhere in Fairfax.....
Attachments:
image.jpg

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Olde Timer ()
Date: May 24, 2014 10:52PM

This sadden me...

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Useful ()
Date: May 25, 2014 09:38AM

Useless Wrote:
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> This thread is useless without pics.


Volunteer Fairfax Firefighter/EMT...
Attachments:
ae99943bv253.bmp

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Horne Bastard ()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:17PM

Truckman Wrote:
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> Useless Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread is useless without pics.
>
> Here's one for you then. Volunteer Chief Officer
> from somewhere in Fairfax.....


Easy, she's AC at Burke

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Keystone Cops ()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:34PM

True story: The Burke VFD went on a call and when they returned, their own firehouse had burned down.

Keystone cops operations. Couldn't put a campfire out. Smokey The Bear told them to stay home.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Better Story ()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:44PM

Keystone Cops Wrote:
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> True story: The Burke VFD went on a call and when
> they returned, their own firehouse had burned
> down.
>
> Keystone cops operations. Couldn't put a campfire
> out. Smokey The Bear told them to stay home.


The true story is they were all asleep in their beds and the fire station caught on fire with them in it. One of the firefighters got up to take a piss and saw smoke billowing up the bunkroom. Best part of the story, as their equipment is on fire, burning the station to the ground, they get dispatched....to their own fire. That delayed the response for awhile.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Truther ()
Date: May 27, 2014 07:18PM

Better Story Wrote:
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> Keystone Cops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > True story: The Burke VFD went on a call and
> when
> > they returned, their own firehouse had burned
> > down.
> >
> > Keystone cops operations. Couldn't put a
> campfire
> > out. Smokey The Bear told them to stay home.
>
>
> The true story is they were all asleep in their
> beds and the fire station caught on fire with them
> in it. One of the firefighters got up to take a
> piss and saw smoke billowing up the bunkroom.
> Best part of the story, as their equipment is on
> fire, burning the station to the ground, they get
> dispatched....to their own fire. That delayed the
> response for awhile.

THAT is the true story. Don't forget the female volunteer in the downstairs female bunk room, and the other guy who had to low crawl out.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Escher Print ()
Date: May 27, 2014 07:37PM

The true story is they were all asleep in their beds and the fire station caught on fire with them in it. One of the firefighters got up to take a piss and saw smoke billowing up the bunkroom. Best part of the story, as their equipment is on fire, burning the station to the ground, they get dispatched....to their own fire. That delayed the response for awhile.


Wow, that's like Mcaulay Caulkin wearing a Mcaulay Caulkin t-shirt...

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Moar! ()
Date: May 27, 2014 08:55PM

Truther Wrote:
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> Better Story Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Keystone Cops Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > True story: The Burke VFD went on a call and
> > when
> > > they returned, their own firehouse had burned
> > > down.
> > >
> > > Keystone cops operations. Couldn't put a
> > campfire
> > > out. Smokey The Bear told them to stay home.
> >
> >
> > The true story is they were all asleep in their
> > beds and the fire station caught on fire with
> them
> > in it. One of the firefighters got up to take
> a
> > piss and saw smoke billowing up the bunkroom.
> > Best part of the story, as their equipment is
> on
> > fire, burning the station to the ground, they
> get
> > dispatched....to their own fire. That delayed
> the
> > response for awhile.
>
> THAT is the true story. Don't forget the female
> volunteer in the downstairs female bunk room, and
> the other guy who had to low crawl out.

Was this girl a super hot EMT?

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Rachel 414 ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:29AM

Tell me more about the red head with big tits and blue dress!

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Firegirl ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:36AM

Rachel 414 Wrote:
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> Tell me more about the red head with big tits and
> blue dress!


Is she the Superhot EMT everyone's talking about?

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Horne Bastard ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:39PM

Rachel 414 Wrote:
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> Tell me more about the red head with big tits and
> blue dress!

I'd say you already know a lot.

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Re: Why are Volunteer Firefighters and their supporters so dumb?
Posted by: Way back ()
Date: May 28, 2014 05:16PM

Horne Bastard Wrote:
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> Rachel 414 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tell me more about the red head with big tits
> and
> > blue dress!
>
> I'd say you already know a lot.


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1101602/1102500.html#msg-1102500

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