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I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Geogre
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Date: May 26, 2014 01:26AM
I live in the Lorton area and want to volunteer for the station near my house. I emailed the captain but got no response. Just wanted to know what the requirements are and how long the process takes?
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
go here
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Date: May 26, 2014 01:30AM
Geogre Wrote:
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> I live in the Lorton area and want to volunteer
> for the station near my house. I emailed the
> captain but got no response. Just wanted to know
> what the requirements are and how long the process
> takes?
https://www.owlvfd.org/becomeMember.aspx
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> I live in the Lorton area and want to volunteer
> for the station near my house. I emailed the
> captain but got no response. Just wanted to know
> what the requirements are and how long the process
> takes?
https://www.owlvfd.org/becomeMember.aspx
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Lorton
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Date: May 26, 2014 05:49AM
Geogre Wrote:
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> I live in the Lorton area and want to volunteer
> for the station near my house. I emailed the
> captain but got no response. Just wanted to know
> what the requirements are and how long the process
> takes?
Lorton doesn't have anymore volunteers, you'll have to go somewhere else if you want to stay in Fairfax, like Springfield.
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> I live in the Lorton area and want to volunteer
> for the station near my house. I emailed the
> captain but got no response. Just wanted to know
> what the requirements are and how long the process
> takes?
Lorton doesn't have anymore volunteers, you'll have to go somewhere else if you want to stay in Fairfax, like Springfield.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Little Hot Red Haired EMT
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Date: May 26, 2014 07:38AM
Come...Volunteer today!
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Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Fire Merchant
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Date: May 26, 2014 09:10AM
Do you have the warrior spirit? Do you have the eye of the tiger? Can you run towards a fire while everyone else is running away (the next time someone says that without irony, I'll put a mattox into their head)?
Can you handle never working on a fire and doing 99% EMS calls?
Can you properly accessorize your tactical belt?
Can you apologize to the Firefighters Union for having the temerity to exist?
Are you a hot redhead (woman)?
Can you handle never working on a fire and doing 99% EMS calls?
Can you properly accessorize your tactical belt?
Can you apologize to the Firefighters Union for having the temerity to exist?
Are you a hot redhead (woman)?
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Big-Red
()
Date: May 26, 2014 01:36PM
Ok, I'll try anything once.
Fire Merchant Wrote:
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> Do you have the warrior spirit? Do you have the
> eye of the tiger? Can you run towards a fire while
> everyone else is running away (the next time
> someone says that without irony, I'll put a mattox
> into their head)?
>
> Can you handle never working on a fire and doing
> 99% EMS calls?
>
> Can you properly accessorize your tactical belt?
>
> Can you apologize to the Firefighters Union for
> having the temerity to exist?
>
> Are you a hot redhead (woman)?
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Fire Merchant Wrote:
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> Do you have the warrior spirit? Do you have the
> eye of the tiger? Can you run towards a fire while
> everyone else is running away (the next time
> someone says that without irony, I'll put a mattox
> into their head)?
>
> Can you handle never working on a fire and doing
> 99% EMS calls?
>
> Can you properly accessorize your tactical belt?
>
> Can you apologize to the Firefighters Union for
> having the temerity to exist?
>
> Are you a hot redhead (woman)?
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Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Firegirl
()
Date: May 26, 2014 02:51PM
Little Hot Red Haired EMT Wrote:
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> Come...Volunteer today!
Holy Crap. She looks exactly like that Superhot EMT from last year! Great find.
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> Come...Volunteer today!
Holy Crap. She looks exactly like that Superhot EMT from last year! Great find.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Fireboy
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Date: May 26, 2014 05:23PM
Hottest redhead EMT you can find is a drawing....not good.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
XEYDX
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Date: May 27, 2014 02:55PM
they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue. likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
they will sell you classes at NVCC promising success and employability - it'll take you years of non-working time and allot of money. but at employment time you'll find their sales slogans are non-refundable.
they will sell you classes at NVCC promising success and employability - it'll take you years of non-working time and allot of money. but at employment time you'll find their sales slogans are non-refundable.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
vTmpW
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Date: May 27, 2014 02:57PM
volunteers is false advertising
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
jamesnin
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Date: May 27, 2014 03:10PM
You'll need good bj skills and huge schlong that stays hard for at least 20 min a session will little recharge time.
They probably did a good search for you and saw you weren't hot enough for them.
They probably did a good search for you and saw you weren't hot enough for them.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Tinfoil hats
()
Date: May 27, 2014 03:27PM
they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue. likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
they will sell you classes at NVCC promising success and employability - it'll take you years of non-working time and allot of money. but at employment time you'll find their sales slogans are non-refundable.
LOL WUT?
they will sell you classes at NVCC promising success and employability - it'll take you years of non-working time and allot of money. but at employment time you'll find their sales slogans are non-refundable.
LOL WUT?
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Horne Bastard
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Date: May 27, 2014 05:14PM
jamesnin Wrote:
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> You'll need good bj skills and huge schlong that
> stays hard for at least 20 min a session will
> little recharge time.
>
> They probably did a good search for you and saw
> you weren't hot enough for them.
First, if you are a guy, the career staff will pick on you until you leave the department. Nothing is sacred for them, so either suck it up or leave. When you leave that means less competition for the paid staff to worry about when it comes to females.
If you are a woman/girl, then they will not pick on you, they will only hit on you relentlessly with subtle hints of getting you kicked out of the department if you don't go upstairs and go down on them. Of course some do this willingly, so it's a matter of not stopping once you start. You get issued your own knee pads and Chapstick after a short probation period.
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> You'll need good bj skills and huge schlong that
> stays hard for at least 20 min a session will
> little recharge time.
>
> They probably did a good search for you and saw
> you weren't hot enough for them.
First, if you are a guy, the career staff will pick on you until you leave the department. Nothing is sacred for them, so either suck it up or leave. When you leave that means less competition for the paid staff to worry about when it comes to females.
If you are a woman/girl, then they will not pick on you, they will only hit on you relentlessly with subtle hints of getting you kicked out of the department if you don't go upstairs and go down on them. Of course some do this willingly, so it's a matter of not stopping once you start. You get issued your own knee pads and Chapstick after a short probation period.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Yk9Ck
()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:25PM
XEYDX Wrote:
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> they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue.
> likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
>
> they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> success and employability - it'll take you years
> of non-working time and allot of money. but at
> employment time you'll find their sales slogans
> are non-refundable.
I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't remember any promises of success of employability. You are competing for a skill that requires one or a handful of courses at community college, which virtually anyone can do.
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> they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue.
> likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
>
> they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> success and employability - it'll take you years
> of non-working time and allot of money. but at
> employment time you'll find their sales slogans
> are non-refundable.
I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't remember any promises of success of employability. You are competing for a skill that requires one or a handful of courses at community college, which virtually anyone can do.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Yk9Ck
()
Date: May 27, 2014 05:32PM
Yk9Ck Wrote:
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> XEYDX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue.
>
> > likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
> >
> > they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> > success and employability - it'll take you
> years
> > of non-working time and allot of money. but at
> > employment time you'll find their sales slogans
> > are non-refundable.
>
> I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't
> remember any promises of success of employability.
> You are competing for a skill that requires one
> or a handful of courses at community college,
> which virtually anyone can do.
Though it does help to have a family member already on the job to grease the skids for you.
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> XEYDX Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can argue.
>
> > likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
> >
> > they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> > success and employability - it'll take you
> years
> > of non-working time and allot of money. but at
> > employment time you'll find their sales slogans
> > are non-refundable.
>
> I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't
> remember any promises of success of employability.
> You are competing for a skill that requires one
> or a handful of courses at community college,
> which virtually anyone can do.
Though it does help to have a family member already on the job to grease the skids for you.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
NOVAhockey
()
Date: May 27, 2014 07:55PM
Yk9Ck Wrote:
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> Yk9Ck Wrote:
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> -----
> > XEYDX Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can
> argue.
> >
> > > likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
> > >
> > > they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> > > success and employability - it'll take you
> > years
> > > of non-working time and allot of money. but
> at
> > > employment time you'll find their sales
> slogans
> > > are non-refundable.
> >
> > I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't
> > remember any promises of success of
> employability.
> > You are competing for a skill that requires
> one
> > or a handful of courses at community college,
> > which virtually anyone can do.
>
>
> Though it does help to have a family member
> already on the job to grease the skids for you.
That goes for all fire departments, they take care of family first.
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> Yk9Ck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > XEYDX Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > they aren't volunteers. overpaid you can
> argue.
> >
> > > likely if you aren't family answer is NO.
> > >
> > > they will sell you classes at NVCC promising
> > > success and employability - it'll take you
> > years
> > > of non-working time and allot of money. but
> at
> > > employment time you'll find their sales
> slogans
> > > are non-refundable.
> >
> > I got certified at NVCC (EMT-B) and I don't
> > remember any promises of success of
> employability.
> > You are competing for a skill that requires
> one
> > or a handful of courses at community college,
> > which virtually anyone can do.
>
>
> Though it does help to have a family member
> already on the job to grease the skids for you.
That goes for all fire departments, they take care of family first.
Re: I wanna join the Fairfax fire/rescue as a volunteer.
Posted by:
Bumperhead
()
Date: May 28, 2014 05:18PM
Bump to keep the fire threads together