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Ding-dong Wrote:
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> Union label Wrote:
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> > Truth!!!
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> Don't you have a car to wash in the parking lot?
Please, aren't you too busy running your non-Union side job competing against Union labor?
Vollie Wrote:
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> Ding-dong Wrote:
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> > Union label Wrote:
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> > > Truth!!!
> >
> > Don't you have a car to wash in the parking
> lot?
>
>
> Please, aren't you too busy running your non-Union
> side job competing against Union labor?
Bunkroom buddies Wrote:
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> 5 way Wrote:
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> > If there's more than one dude, it's gay.
>
> Bunch of horny dudes sleeping in the same
> bunkroom....you never know what happens.
I just joined Fire Station 22 as a volunteer. I met Kayla, and she seems very nice and said she will help me with EMT class whenever she is around the station. With one exception, all the volunteers I have met so far have been really helpful. The paid firefighters have been introducing themselves and offering to help me too. I worked my first bingo last week, and that was cool, free food too and everyone there was great!
But..I am female and based on what I read on here I am beginning to think I made a mistake! And no, I am not going to post a picture for you guys to leer at! I just would like some honest opinions on FS22 versus other volunteer stations in Fairfax County. Should I resign and go to another station like Burke or Franconia?
New Volunteer Wrote:
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> I just joined Fire Station 22 as a volunteer. I
> met Kayla, and she seems very nice and said she
> will help me with EMT class whenever she is around
> the station. With one exception, all the
> volunteers I have met so far have been really
> helpful. The paid firefighters have been
> introducing themselves and offering to help me
> too. I worked my first bingo last week, and that
> was cool, free food too and everyone there was
> great!
>
> But..I am female and based on what I read on here
> I am beginning to think I made a mistake! And no,
> I am not going to post a picture for you guys to
> leer at! I just would like some honest opinions
> on FS22 versus other volunteer stations in Fairfax
> County. Should I resign and go to another station
> like Burke or Franconia?
FS02 is the best station ever!
But you might not be cool enough, you station-shopping tramp!
Just remember Kayla is a liar and a back stabbed and will fight you to bed all the other members of the department.
Chock Wrote:
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> New Volunteer Wrote:
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> > I just joined Fire Station 22 as a volunteer.
> I
> > met Kayla, and she seems very nice and said she
> > will help me with EMT class whenever she is
> around
> > the station. With one exception, all the
> > volunteers I have met so far have been really
> > helpful. The paid firefighters have been
> > introducing themselves and offering to help me
> > too. I worked my first bingo last week, and
> that
> > was cool, free food too and everyone there was
> > great!
> >
> > But..I am female and based on what I read on
> here
> > I am beginning to think I made a mistake! And
> no,
> > I am not going to post a picture for you guys
> to
> > leer at! I just would like some honest
> opinions
> > on FS22 versus other volunteer stations in
> Fairfax
> > County. Should I resign and go to another
> station
> > like Burke or Franconia?
>
>
>
> FS02 is the best station ever!
>
> But you might not be cool enough, you
> station-shopping tramp!
Bunkroom Bunny Wrote:
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> Don't forget you'll be required to get a room at
> the company dinner next month and fuck all the
> drunk members. Ask Kayla, she can help with that
> too.
Ray-Ray Wrote:
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> Bunkroom Bunny Wrote:
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> > Don't forget you'll be required to get a room
> at
> > the company dinner next month and fuck all the
> > drunk members. Ask Kayla, she can help with
> that
> > too.
>
>
> Ain't that the truth
If you don't like the station, then go somewhere else. If you really want to help people and not just spread your legs for paramedics, then don't get into the station politics and choose friends wisely. Do the job and do it well, don't come in and talk like a whore because everyone will just think of you as a whore. Be sure you joined the department for the right reasons.
Band-Aid Wrote:
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> Wheelie Wrote:
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> > Almost good advice.
>
> Except the part about spreading your legs. Keep
> doing that.
Bailey Building Wrote:
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> Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a lofty
> goal most volunteers never reach.
All Vienna volunteers meet the same training standards as the career staff. We run a tight ship here. And there's no monkey business in the bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some other station.
Bucket Wrote:
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> Bailey Building Wrote:
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> > Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a
> lofty
> > goal most volunteers never reach.
>
>
>
> All Vienna volunteers meet the same training
> standards as the career staff. We run a tight
> ship here. And there's no monkey business in the
> bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some other
> station.
I've personally fucked a volunteer the gym there. Had her bent over that yellow cardio bike. Also got my dick sucked in the shop one night after a bingo.
Tight ship... Yeah ok.
Bucket Wrote:
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> Bailey Building Wrote:
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> > Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a
> lofty
> > goal most volunteers never reach.
>
>
>
> All Vienna volunteers meet the same training
> standards as the career staff. We run a tight
> ship here. And there's no monkey business in the
> bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some other
> station.
I've personally fucked a volunteer the gym there. Had her bent over that yellow cardio bike. Also got my dick sucked in the shop one night after a bingo.
Tight ship... Yeah ok.
Bucket Wrote:
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> Bailey Building Wrote:
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> > Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a
> lofty
> > goal most volunteers never reach.
>
>
>
> All Vienna volunteers meet the same training
> standards as the career staff. We run a tight
> ship here. And there's no monkey business in the
> bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some other
> station.
Shop Teacher Wrote:
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> You seem like an unappreciative, insensitive
> man-whore...you probably don't even remember the
> dudes name that sucked your dick in the shop...
Chief Office Wrote:
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> When Chief Bower's plan is fully implemented,
> volunteers will no longer be a factor with FCFRD!
Slam peace Wrote:
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> Bulllllllllshit.
>
> I've personally fucked a volunteer the gym there.
> Had her bent over that yellow cardio bike. Also
> got my dick sucked in the shop one night after a
> bingo.
>
>
>
> Tight ship... Yeah ok.
>
>
>
> Bucket Wrote:
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> > Bailey Building Wrote:
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> > > Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a
> > lofty
> > > goal most volunteers never reach.
> >
> >
> >
> > All Vienna volunteers meet the same training
> > standards as the career staff. We run a tight
> > ship here. And there's no monkey business in
> the
> > bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some other
> > station.
Vienna? Tight ship? Vienna is a bunch of losers who think their stank don't stink. Losers from top to bottom
Taste of Vienna Vollies Wrote:
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> Slam peace Wrote:
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> > Bulllllllllshit.
> >
> > I've personally fucked a volunteer the gym
> there.
> > Had her bent over that yellow cardio bike. Also
> > got my dick sucked in the shop one night after
> a
> > bingo.
> >
> >
> >
> > Tight ship... Yeah ok.
> >
> >
> >
> > Bucket Wrote:
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> > > Bailey Building Wrote:
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> > > > Try being a good EMT/Firefighter, there's a
> > > lofty
> > > > goal most volunteers never reach.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > All Vienna volunteers meet the same training
> > > standards as the career staff. We run a
> tight
> > > ship here. And there's no monkey business in
> > the
> > > bunkrooms. If you want that, go to some
> other
> > > station.
>
>
> Vienna? Tight ship? Vienna is a bunch of losers
> who think their stank don't stink. Losers from
> top to bottom
34DD Wrote:
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> Winterized Wrote:
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> > Finally got herself knocked up? Not
> surprising.
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> Only a matter of time, she never wants a rubber.
Chief Office Wrote:
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> When Chief Bower's plan is fully implemented,
> volunteers will no longer be a factor with FCFRD!
Massey Man Wrote:
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> Chief Office Wrote:
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> > When Chief Bower's plan is fully implemented,
> > volunteers will no longer be a factor with
> FCFRD!
>
> I can't wait, please hurry.
Local Man Wrote:
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> > > When Chief Bower's plan is fully implemented,
> > > volunteers will no longer be a factor with
> > FCFRD!
> >
> > I can't wait, please hurry.
>
> Truth
Firefighters are Tax Wasters Wrote:
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> I'm a lurker on FU, and I just discovered that you
> jerk-offs are still arguing over your pitiful
> little lives.
>
> Anyway, let me reiterate as a TAXPAYING FAIRFAX
> RESIDENT that I believe that paid firefighters are
> an extreme waste of my tax dollar.
>
> Moreover, if some firefighter thinks he deserves
> some kind of pension for being paid to eat potato
> chips for 20 years, he is crazy.
A volunteer who wastes thousands of dollars in training and gear which they never ever use because they quit once they see how tough the job is or isn't smart enough to be a useful resource for the county is a much better use of taxpayer money.
Bang Bang Daddy Wrote:
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> Why Norfolk? Is our girl Kayla there or is there
> some other fuckery going on at the EMS Symposium?
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> Bang Bang Daddy Wrote:
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> > Why Norfolk? Is our girl Kayla there or is
> there
> > some other fuckery going on at the EMS
> Symposium?
>
>
> Yes
Baron of the backboard Wrote:
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> Station gossip Wrote:
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> > I thought her boyfriend tried to kill himself,
> for
> > real
>
>
> I don't blame him...for real.
C Shifty Wrote:
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> Tick convention Wrote:
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> > Only the biggest losers attend
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> And career staff who come to bang the volunteers.
Bailey Building Wrote:
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> Hilton Wrote:
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> > So what's the report on 22's banquet? Any hot
> ass
> > there?
>
>
> No
Kettle Bell Boy Wrote:
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> Vienna Sausage Wrote:
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> > All the hot ass is at Vienna, everyone knows
> that.
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> If you've been in prison for 20 years, otherwise,
> nope...
Hydrant Wench Wrote:
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> Vienna has more than its share of asses, and
> assholes. More than other volunteer departments.
Resq Wrote:
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> Hydrant Wench Wrote:
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> > Vienna has more than its share of asses, and
> > assholes. More than other volunteer
> departments.
>
>
> More than Burke?
They're neck and neck, or, should I say, ass and ass...
Resq Wrote:
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> Hydrant Wench Wrote:
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> > Vienna has more than its share of asses, and
> > assholes. More than other volunteer
> departments.
>
>
> More than Burke?
Burke? They used to be more pompous, but then they realized they are just volunteers.
Steamer Wrote:
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> ^^^ is that another way of saying they stole the
> idea from Chicago and feel it's an original paint
> scheme?
You idiots, they stole the idea from the aupurr or thinkers in Greater Springfield's awesome ambulance, designed by Miss Kayla herself.
Bailey Building Wrote:
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> Steamer Wrote:
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> > ^^^ is that another way of saying they stole
> the
> > idea from Chicago and feel it's an original
> paint
> > scheme?
>
> You idiots, they stole the idea from the aupurr or
> thinkers in Greater Springfield's awesome
> ambulance, designed by Miss Kayla herself.