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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Ticking Time Bomb ()
Date: June 26, 2014 11:21AM

Gatoraid in the face, that's all I'm sayin'.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Tick tock ()
Date: June 26, 2014 11:27AM

Only "Load" that needs to be talked about here are the ones dropped on the slutty redhead EMT/Paramedic from Springfield.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: The real real ()
Date: June 26, 2014 04:41PM

Volunteer, career, you all want to be cops. Admit it.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Lucky Truckie ()
Date: June 26, 2014 07:59PM

The real real Wrote:
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> Volunteer, career, you all want to be cops. Admit
> it.

Fuck off donut eater

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Fire Food Truck ()
Date: June 27, 2014 12:20PM

Which fire station has the best burger? How about fried chicken?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: BVM ()
Date: June 27, 2014 05:25PM

Let's see them 38DDs, come on now.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Tequilachick ()
Date: June 27, 2014 10:55PM

BVM Wrote:
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> Let's see them 38DDs, come on now.
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Huey Halligan ()
Date: June 28, 2014 08:36AM

Tequilachick Wrote:
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> BVM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's see them 38DDs, come on now.


Source?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Magicmike18 ()
Date: June 28, 2014 10:57AM

Saggy

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: White Polo Shirt ()
Date: June 28, 2014 11:14AM

I just turned gay...

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Lt M422A ()
Date: June 28, 2014 09:25PM

This tits are pretty fun actually.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: M427 ()
Date: June 29, 2014 08:22AM

BVM Wrote:
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> Let's see them 38DDs, come on now.

Tits built for sex, stomach built for eating.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: June 30, 2014 12:12PM

White Polo Shirt Wrote:
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> I just turned gay...


Can't fix stupid, but you should eat a bullet and make everyone happy.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: To Sleezer ()
Date: June 30, 2014 02:16PM

Be sure to check out my other post. I hate repeating myself.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: johhny ()
Date: June 30, 2014 03:32PM

Professional Wrote:
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> There is not one volunteer in this county who can
> come to the skills of a paid firefighter. Those
> who like to play firefighter/EMT are the ones who
> will burn your house down or kill a member of your
> family because they don't use their skills every
> day. There is no need for a volunteer system in
> Fairfax.


Ignorance is bliss. Therefore you must be a very happy person

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: mmm ()
Date: June 30, 2014 04:50PM

The fact of the matter is that the union boys don't fight fire but once or twice a year because there is no fire around here. The administration is good at keeping them busy with endless drills and maintenance and PT and cooking their firehouse meals. When not doing any of the above or mopping floors then they do their laundry, wash their car or plan for their off-day sideline jobs (carpet cleaning, roofing, etc.). True heroes.

Most of the skilled action occurs on the medical side and even thats not rocket science if you are trained well and have a cool head. The fact is, besides the bullshit alarms, the situation in the suburbs is tailored for volunteers. Do the training and execute. The volunteers show up for the action - not a paycheck. Volunteers could easily handle 50% of the call volume if they were properly recruited, incentivized and organized. A well tuned organization is not going to tolerate a high percentage of dawgs and sluts.

Used to be that the paid fellows were good ole boys who did their thing, drank a beer with the squirrels in the bingo hall and got along. Too many pricks, bitches and union fags among their ranks now.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: White Polo Shirt ()
Date: June 30, 2014 05:53PM

Can't fix stupid, but you should eat a bullet and make everyone happy.


Um, OK, I just ate a bullet....what's the big deal with that?

Who's the stupid one now?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: June 30, 2014 06:18PM

White Polo Shirt Wrote:
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> Can't fix stupid, but you should eat a bullet and
> make everyone happy.
>
>
> Um, OK, I just ate a bullet....what's the big deal
> with that?
>
> Who's the stupid one now?



Get you polo shirt colors right then ask me again.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Roto Ray ()
Date: June 30, 2014 08:00PM

mmm Wrote:
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> The fact of the matter is that the union boys
> don't fight fire but once or twice a year because
> there is no fire around here. The administration
> is good at keeping them busy with endless drills
> and maintenance and PT and cooking their firehouse
> meals. When not doing any of the above or mopping
> floors then they do their laundry, wash their car
> or plan for their off-day sideline jobs (carpet
> cleaning, roofing, etc.). True heroes.
>
> Most of the skilled action occurs on the medical
> side and even thats not rocket science if you are
> trained well and have a cool head. The fact is,
> besides the bullshit alarms, the situation in the
> suburbs is tailored for volunteers. Do the
> training and execute. The volunteers show up for
> the action - not a paycheck. Volunteers could
> easily handle 50% of the call volume if they were
> properly recruited, incentivized and organized. A
> well tuned organization is not going to tolerate a
> high percentage of dawgs and sluts.
>
> Used to be that the paid fellows were good ole
> boys who did their thing, drank a beer with the
> squirrels in the bingo hall and got along. Too
> many pricks, bitches and union fags among their
> ranks now.



50%?! Yeh right, how about 90% scratches. Volunteers couldn't handle the volume around here.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Ticks suck blood ()
Date: July 01, 2014 11:05AM

mmm Wrote:
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> The fact of the matter is that the union boys
> don't fight fire but once or twice a year because
> there is no fire around here. The administration
> is good at keeping them busy with endless drills
> and maintenance and PT and cooking their firehouse
> meals. When not doing any of the above or mopping
> floors then they do their laundry, wash their car
> or plan for their off-day sideline jobs (carpet
> cleaning, roofing, etc.). True heroes.
>
> Most of the skilled action occurs on the medical
> side and even thats not rocket science if you are
> trained well and have a cool head. The fact is,
> besides the bullshit alarms, the situation in the
> suburbs is tailored for volunteers. Do the
> training and execute. The volunteers show up for
> the action - not a paycheck. Volunteers could
> easily handle 50% of the call volume if they were
> properly recruited, incentivized and organized. A
> well tuned organization is not going to tolerate a
> high percentage of dawgs and sluts.
>
> Used to be that the paid fellows were good ole
> boys who did their thing, drank a beer with the
> squirrels in the bingo hall and got along. Too
> many pricks, bitches and union fags among their
> ranks now.


There is no need for volunteers in Fairfax. Aside from events where they do standby they do nothing. The county is stuck with these ticks because the original stations were volunteer. It's a joke. The amount of money spent on training these people to never do their joke is laughable.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Boob man ()
Date: July 01, 2014 04:01PM

Quit your whining, show us more titties

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Butler Building ()
Date: July 01, 2014 04:45PM

Boob man Wrote:
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> Quit your whining, show us more titties
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: TNT ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:12PM

Jesus look at that gut ^^

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Jean Skirt ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:27PM

What would you rather see, her gut or a Jean Skirt 3 sizes too small on her buddy? Actually instead of arguing over County Politic which none of you have control of. I'm with Boob man, Show us them titties!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Laddr22 ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:54PM

When your gut is bigger than your tits and your tits are 38DD, you've got a big gut.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Boobie Man ()
Date: July 01, 2014 05:55PM

You a are uptight over volies or paid. Boobies and yoga pants make everything ok.
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: FFX22 ()
Date: July 01, 2014 07:30PM

I can think of one chick yoga pants do not look good on there is a picture of her right above. Just look at those thighs.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: T410 ()
Date: July 02, 2014 08:57AM

mmm Wrote:
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> The fact of the matter is that the union boys
> don't fight fire but once or twice a year because
> there is no fire around here. The administration
> is good at keeping them busy with endless drills
> and maintenance and PT and cooking their firehouse
> meals. When not doing any of the above or mopping
> floors then they do their laundry, wash their car
> or plan for their off-day sideline jobs (carpet
> cleaning, roofing, etc.). True heroes.
>
> Most of the skilled action occurs on the medical
> side and even thats not rocket science if you are
> trained well and have a cool head. The fact is,
> besides the bullshit alarms, the situation in the
> suburbs is tailored for volunteers. Do the
> training and execute. The volunteers show up for
> the action - not a paycheck. Volunteers could
> easily handle 50% of the call volume if they were
> properly recruited, incentivized and organized. A
> well tuned organization is not going to tolerate a
> high percentage of dawgs and sluts.
>
> Used to be that the paid fellows were good ole
> boys who did their thing, drank a beer with the
> squirrels in the bingo hall and got along. Too
> many pricks, bitches and union fags among their
> ranks now.

Worst part of the union rhetoric is when it comes from a former or worse, someone who is a current volunteer back up in the sticks where they live. The hate the spill towards volunteers and attitude is situating, especially when they go home and ride unpaid.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Hmmm II ()
Date: July 02, 2014 09:59AM

Worst part of the union rhetoric is when it comes from a former or worse, someone who is a current volunteer back up in the sticks where they live. The hate the spill towards volunteers and attitude is situating, especially when they go home and ride unpaid.



I think I agree with what you said, but I don't really understand what you said

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Cunning linguist ()
Date: July 02, 2014 10:47AM

Hmmm II Wrote:
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> Worst part of the union rhetoric is when it comes
> from a former or worse, someone who is a current
> volunteer back up in the sticks where they live.
> The hate the spill towards volunteers and attitude
> is situating, especially when they go home and
> ride unpaid.
>
>
>
> I think I agree with what you said, but I don't
> really understand what you said

So, career people are jerks? Got it.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Firehouse Dawg ()
Date: July 02, 2014 03:33PM

Cunning linguist Wrote:
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> Hmmm II Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Worst part of the union rhetoric is when it
> comes
> > from a former or worse, someone who is a
> current
> > volunteer back up in the sticks where they
> live.
> > The hate the spill towards volunteers and
> attitude
> > is situating, especially when they go home and
> > ride unpaid.
> >
> >
> >
> > I think I agree with what you said, but I don't
> > really understand what you said
>
> So, career people are jerks? Got it.

Sounds about right.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Here's the truth ()
Date: July 02, 2014 05:09PM

Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by her boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend, the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped him to go back to her regular cock.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 02, 2014 06:39PM

Here's the truth Wrote:
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> Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by her
> boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
> Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend,
> the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped
> him to go back to her regular cock.

And this is why he's an idiot. He didn't know she was still fucking other guys while they were dating? What did he think she was doing when she wasn't with him? She's a slut, it's what she does. I don't feel sorry for him, I do think he's and idiot and should remove himself from the planet though. Come in hero, kill yourself.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Source? ()
Date: July 03, 2014 09:20AM

Here's the truth Wrote:
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> Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by her
> boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
> Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend,
> the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped
> him to go back to her regular cock.

What's your source? Personal knowledge as the regular cock?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Don't forget ()
Date: July 03, 2014 05:51PM

Here's the truth Wrote:
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> Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by her
> boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
> Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend,
> the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped
> him to go back to her regular cock.


Past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you. Life doesn't come with instructions.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Chick post ()
Date: July 03, 2014 07:56PM

Don't forget Wrote:
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> Here's the truth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by
> her
> > boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
> > Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend,
> > the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped
> > him to go back to her regular cock.
>
>
> Past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define
> you. Life doesn't come with instructions.

Obvious chick post. Posted by someone who sucked a lotta dick and then suddenly realized the error of their way.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Intel Officer ()
Date: July 04, 2014 10:54AM

How hard will it be for a regular guy not in the fire department to get into this Kayla chicks pants? Obvious daddy issues, tats, into anything , sounds easy, anything I should know?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Tequilachick ()
Date: July 04, 2014 12:33PM

Intel Officer Wrote:
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> How hard will it be for a regular guy not in the
> fire department to get into this Kayla chicks
> pants? Obvious daddy issues, tats, into anything
> , sounds easy, anything I should know?

Try, "I heard you say you give good blowjobs, how about you let me be the judge of that". Should work.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: E422B ()
Date: July 04, 2014 04:45PM

Intel Officer Wrote:
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> How hard will it be for a regular guy not in the
> fire department to get into this Kayla chicks
> pants? Obvious daddy issues, tats, into anything
> , sounds easy, anything I should know?

Try "hi", that works best.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Tequilachick ()
Date: July 06, 2014 12:58PM

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 4LjG6 ()
Date: July 06, 2014 01:17PM

Source? Wrote:
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> Here's the truth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blonde paramedic Jamie is being cheated in by
> her
> > boyfriend. Slut redhead wannabe
> > Kayla was fucking around on her last boyfriend,
> > the fire instructor. That is a fact. She dumped
> > him to go back to her regular cock.
>
> What's your source? Personal knowledge as the
> regular cock?

Here's what I know. I had sex with her twice this year, not a regular, but were good for 3-4 times a year. First time this year was January, second was April, no mention if her seeing anyone. Just a quick hit, per usual, not a lot of talking.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Ppr ()
Date: July 07, 2014 08:04AM

Care to give a review of if it's worth it?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: FKkPP ()
Date: July 07, 2014 09:57AM

Ppr Wrote:
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> Care to give a review of if it's worth it?

It's fine, she's really my last resort. There is nothing exciting about it. She tends to just lay there, but all of that has been covered. I like that I can do anal, which no other woman wants to do. It's not really worth it aside from getting off in a hurry.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 07, 2014 02:43PM

See you to tonight mike

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: NdwyN ()
Date: July 08, 2014 07:03AM

Sleezer Wrote:
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> See you to tonight mike


Please, please, please tell me you got your ass kicked.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Bumperhead ()
Date: July 10, 2014 09:23AM

Bump

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Jake Brake ()
Date: July 12, 2014 07:07AM

FKkPP Wrote:
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> Ppr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Care to give a review of if it's worth it?
>
> It's fine, she's really my last resort. There is
> nothing exciting about it. She tends to just lay
> there, but all of that has been covered. I like
> that I can do anal, which no other woman wants to
> do. It's not really worth it aside from getting
> off in a hurry.

I really don't see the appeal of this chick. Do you all like her simply because she gives it up so easily?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Jean Skirt ()
Date: July 13, 2014 08:31AM

More jean skirt pictures please

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Cold and Dead ()
Date: July 13, 2014 11:40AM

This thread has completely run out of steam...

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Laddr22 ()
Date: July 13, 2014 02:02PM

Cold and Dead Wrote:
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> This thread has completely run out of steam...


Interesting choice of words since that's how KT fucks.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Pulling the Train ()
Date: July 13, 2014 04:01PM

You mean like an 1890's steam engine?

A big behemoth?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sloppy 22nds ()
Date: July 13, 2014 07:40PM

Pulling the Train Wrote:
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> You mean like an 1890's steam engine?
>
> A big behemoth?

A big behemoth who just lays there cold and dead. That covers it. Surprised she doesn't squish when she walks.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: sleezer ()
Date: July 14, 2014 01:38PM

mike-see you to tonight

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Valet Parking for me! ()
Date: July 14, 2014 03:44PM

I wear my white polo shirt at the academy...I always get a parking spot...

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sexy Cop ()
Date: July 14, 2014 04:56PM

sexy cop picture someone asked for
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Coller ()
Date: July 14, 2014 05:43PM

There's no way that sexy cop is either of the two girls referenced in these posts.



No. Fucking. Way.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Laddr22 ()
Date: July 14, 2014 07:13PM

Coller Wrote:
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> There's no way that sexy cop is either of the two
> girls referenced in these posts.
>
>
>
> No. Fucking. Way.


Kayla's go-to Halloween costume is sexy cop, everyone knows that.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Under a rest ()
Date: July 14, 2014 07:42PM

Fine but THAT picture is NOT her

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 14, 2014 07:43PM

Valet Parking for me! Wrote:
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> I wear my white polo shirt at the academy...I
> always get a parking spot...


We all know where you park. At least I do. Drive into the pond out front and drown yourself, the world would be a better place.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 14, 2014 07:44PM

Sleezer Wrote:
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> Valet Parking for me! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wear my white polo shirt at the academy...I
> > always get a parking spot...
>
>
> We all know where you park. At least I do. Drive
> into the pond out front and drown yourself, the
> world would be a better place.

That is if you can get your car to start.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Tequilachick ()
Date: July 15, 2014 11:23AM

I can't seem to make out what that plaque says, can anyone else?
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: E422B ()
Date: July 15, 2014 12:55PM

"Billions and Billions Served"

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Chief 22 ()
Date: July 15, 2014 01:45PM

E422B Wrote:
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> "Billions and Billions Served"

How original

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: dNNmk ()
Date: July 15, 2014 03:09PM

Tequilachick Wrote:
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> I can't seem to make out what that plaque says,
> can anyone else?

Six months without a reported STD: New Record!!!

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: M427 ()
Date: July 15, 2014 03:48PM

I got gangbanged at Fire Station 27 and all I got was this lousy plaque.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: The Chief ()
Date: July 15, 2014 04:41PM

Chief 22 Wrote:
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> E422B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Billions and Billions Served"
>
> How original

Congratulations on Kayla officially trying everything, some twice. And a lot of anal.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: A414 ()
Date: July 16, 2014 01:37AM

Coller Wrote:
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> There's no way that sexy cop is either of the two
> girls referenced in these posts.
>
>
>
> No. Fucking. Way.


Agreed

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Correction ()
Date: July 17, 2014 09:40AM

E422B Wrote:
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> "Billions and Billions Served"


"Trillions and trillions served", get it right

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: e3YTU ()
Date: July 18, 2014 06:08PM

Correction Wrote:
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> E422B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Billions and Billions Served"
>
>
> "Trillions and trillions served", get it right


Please, trillions? Let's be realistic and try at least 100. Come on already.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 'Bolance ()
Date: July 19, 2014 05:23PM

e3YTU Wrote:
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> Correction Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > E422B Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Billions and Billions Served"
> >
> >
> > "Trillions and trillions served", get it right
>
>
> Please, trillions? Let's be realistic and try at
> least 100. Come on already.

That covers this year.

I thought it said: "Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Third annual championship blowjob queen"

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: GSVFD ()
Date: July 21, 2014 09:45AM

September 13, Greater Springfield VFD blue crab feast. Come out and support your favorite EMTs.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Battalion Chief Obvious ()
Date: July 21, 2014 11:53AM

GSVFD Wrote:
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> September 13, Greater Springfield VFD blue crab
> feast. Come out and support your favorite EMTs.

Kayla and crabs in the same sentence, like that has never happened before. Make sure she gets a belly full of moonshine and she'll spread those legs for you no problem.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Laddr22 ()
Date: July 21, 2014 12:28PM

Why wait that long, go to Oakton High School on Friday, she'll be in the bathroom giving out blowjobs all night just to warm up for the post graduation parties. Then she'll really start putting out.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: BVM ()
Date: July 21, 2014 12:47PM

Laddr22 Wrote:
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> Why wait that long, go to Oakton High School on
> Friday, she'll be in the bathroom giving out
> blowjobs all night just to warm up for the post
> graduation parties. Then she'll really start
> putting out.


Wait, Kayla or Lisa? Oh, never mind, they both be sucking and fucking all comers, doesn't really matter, does it?

Seriously, either of them will be primed and ready to go. This is a great chance to get laid.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 21, 2014 04:08PM

I CERTainly hope nothing bad happens tonight, right hero?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: SnakeDaddy ()
Date: July 21, 2014 08:46PM

I have never worked at Springfield except once on a detail and once on a fill for coverage. I am familiar with the CERT program, but, can someone explain the relevance of CERT to the subject at hand



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/25/2016 05:07PM by SnakeDaddy.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: CERTainly 354612 ()
Date: July 22, 2014 12:21AM

I CERT and I no unner5stant either! CERT safe lives! Go into buildings standing or not, have DUCK TAPE. CERT no mess withe hookie mamas at fire stations!

CERT rocks!

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Battalion Chef ()
Date: July 22, 2014 06:44AM

SnakeDaddy Wrote:
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> I have never worked at Springfield except once on
> a detail and once on a fill for coverage. I am
> familiar with the CERT program, but, can someone
> explain the relevance of CERT to the subject at
> hand, which for clarification is
> "Blow Job Badge Bunnies Who Love Anal". (that
> would be a great web site if the girls are game)


One of the County Firefighters who teaches CERT dated one of the blowjob badge bunnies, Kayla I believe, and this guy seems to take pleasure in taunting himsing CERT terms. I think that covers it.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: GSBFD ()
Date: July 22, 2014 11:16AM

GSVFD Wrote:
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> September 13, Greater Springfield VFD blue crab
> feast. Come out and support your favorite EMTs.

They should just try truth in their ads: "Blue Crabs and Blowjobs to benefit Greater Springfield volunteer Fire Department."

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: SnakeDaddy ()
Date: July 22, 2014 02:00PM

Thank You Battalion Chef

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: EMT KMT ()
Date: July 23, 2014 07:42AM

Battalion Chef Wrote:
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> SnakeDaddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have never worked at Springfield except once
> on
> > a detail and once on a fill for coverage. I am
> > familiar with the CERT program, but, can
> someone
> > explain the relevance of CERT to the subject at
> > hand, which for clarification is
> > "Blow Job Badge Bunnies Who Love Anal". (that
> > would be a great web site if the girls are
> game)
>
>
> One of the County Firefighters who teaches CERT
> dated one of the blowjob badge bunnies, Kayla I
> believe, and this guy seems to take pleasure in
> taunting himsing CERT terms. I think that covers
> it.

Pure speculation

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: M422 ()
Date: July 23, 2014 01:11PM

GSBFD Wrote:
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> GSVFD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > September 13, Greater Springfield VFD blue crab
> > feast. Come out and support your favorite EMTs.
>
> They should just try truth in their ads: "Blue
> Crabs and Blowjobs to benefit Greater Springfield
> volunteer Fire Department."

To be clear, only the volunteers are giving out blowjobs, career staff just takes them.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Refereeeee ()
Date: July 23, 2014 06:53PM

Bullshit!!

Flag thrown.

Not a single career firefighter has ever given a blowjob to a co-worker??

Lies!!!!

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: PI ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:25PM

Stories. Names. Pictures.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: SnakeDaddy ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:43PM

Amazing



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/25/2016 05:05PM by SnakeDaddy.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: No fing way ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:46PM

Seriously.....a hundred dollars to the specifics in which chicks were fucking which chicks and when and where?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: SnakeDaddy ()
Date: July 24, 2014 02:02AM

And it goes on



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/25/2016 05:06PM by SnakeDaddy.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Eager Beaver ()
Date: July 24, 2014 08:38AM

So I show up to Herndon High School tonight and walk into one of the bathrooms, which of these chicks is giving out the blowjobs?
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Rescue419 ()
Date: July 24, 2014 04:36PM

Hopefully neither.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 136 ()
Date: July 24, 2014 05:16PM

Eager Beaver Wrote:
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> So I show up to Herndon High School tonight and
> walk into one of the bathrooms, which of these
> chicks is giving out the blowjobs?


Come early, come often.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Mergency ()
Date: July 24, 2014 05:22PM

136 Wrote:
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> Eager Beaver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I show up to Herndon High School tonight and
> > walk into one of the bathrooms, which of these
> > chicks is giving out the blowjobs?
>
>
> Come early, come often.

At least twice!
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 22 ()
Date: July 24, 2014 08:49PM

That's a fatty

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 136 ()
Date: July 25, 2014 11:49AM

Mergency Wrote:
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> 136 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eager Beaver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So I show up to Herndon High School tonight
> and
> > > walk into one of the bathrooms, which of
> these
> > > chicks is giving out the blowjobs?
> >
> >
> > Come early, come often.
>
> At least twice!

At least twice or two guys at a time?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: EMT to P to B ()
Date: July 25, 2014 02:10PM

Mergency Wrote:
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> 136 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eager Beaver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So I show up to Herndon High School tonight
> and
> > > walk into one of the bathrooms, which of
> these
> > > chicks is giving out the blowjobs?
> >
> >
> > Come early, come often.
>
> At least twice!

If it's not a five way, forget it.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Serious question ()
Date: July 25, 2014 03:08PM

Why do you people want to stick your dick in this?
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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: 22-C ()
Date: July 25, 2014 07:03PM

Serious question Wrote:
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> Why do you people want to stick your dick in this?

Ask the guy who's getting sloppy 52nds tonight after the graduation party.

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: B-tard ()
Date: July 26, 2014 09:27PM

So who did she give the herpe to in the boys locker room?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: fireworkz ()
Date: July 27, 2014 10:45AM

Fauquier fire girl gets 3 years for stealing money from her firehouse.
The bitch stole money that was donated and raised by bingo and bake sales. How in the hell can she only get 3 years? She is the lowest of the low, I hope she gets the shit beat out of her in prison.

http://www.fauquier.com/news/article/strayer_pleads_guilty_to_embezzlement_charges

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Sleezer ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:50AM

I'm CERTain you won't show again tonight. Scared?

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Re: To all County Volunter Firefighters
Posted by: Confused citizen ()
Date: July 28, 2014 12:56PM

Sleezer Wrote:
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> I'm CERTain you won't show again tonight. Scared?


So I can understand this, you are calling out someone who may or may not read this thread about being scared of....what? Meeting you in person? Wait, you haven't done that yet either, have you? Aren't you scared of getting the piss beat out of you? You are an idiot.

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