http://judgmentalmaps.com/post/77817188327/northernvirginia

Thought this was pretty funny... And accurate... Though pretty tame by FFU troll standards.

Hhahahhahahahhahahhaha!

This is funny, except I don't think of Bailey's Crossroads as botoxed white people. Definitely more families w/ 8+ kids jaywalking across route 7.

That could have been a lot better. A lot. The similar maps I've seen for Chattanooga and Richmond are far more funny and realistic.

For example, the Hybla Valley deserves several other designations.

The "rich Republicans" area actually is incorrect if you look at voting patterns. Make that "rich Democrats." Most of the county could be given that designation.

"Country Club Snots?" For West Springfield?

And the residents of the Arlington area are much more mock-worthy.

Notably missing populations:

The goat-fucking al qaeda strongholds in Springfield and Baileys Crossroads.

All of the wetback enclaves. Pretty much everywhere.

A northern VA map and fucking illegal Salvadoreans are completely missing? This is supposed to be a "judgemental map," not a utopian vision.

Nothing for the Fort Hunt area? C'mon.

Hahahahaha Wrote:
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> This is funny, except I don't think of Bailey's
> Crossroads as botoxed white people. Definitely
> more families w/ 8+ kids jaywalking across route
> 7.

That's Sleepy Hollow and Lake Barcroft.

stupid x2 Wrote:
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> Nothing for the Fort Hunt area? C'mon.

Rich white people living on quarter acre lots.

Where are the whores?

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WingNut Wrote:
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> I like it, it gets a B+...
>
> But get back to the drawing board for a few
> things....
>
>
> 1) Clarendon, jocks, yuppies, drunks,
> something....
> 2) Stretch the "rich white people" part into
> McLean and North Arl along the river.
> 3) "Rich Old farts" in S. Arl? Maybe when they
> sell their homes..
> 4) ALexandria City- Add Chirilagua above Del Ray,
> address the snob factor in Old Town, slander
> Landmark a little.
> 5) "gay Dads" in Rose Hill? Why dat?
> 6) Slander RT 1 a little more than just "Single
> Moms"
>
> You're so close I can feel it!
>
> Thx for sharing.


Whoever created that map put ZERO thought into it.

not close at all Wrote:
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> Whoever created that map put ZERO thought into it.


Nah, they nailed a lotta that shit good. Far, far from fail.

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LOL! A few misses but many hits.
I have to scratch my head at the "gay dads" of Rose Hill though.
"meh..." is actually Soccer Mommy Land

McClean = Spies

South Arlington is not Old Rich Farts.. it's Cholos. Ever been to CUlmore?

North Arlington = Hipsters too scared of black people to live in DC

anyway good work, I got a laugh out of it

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mega slob() Wrote:
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> Where are the whores?


Walk upstairs to your mother's room.

Radian Wrote:
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> I have to scratch my head at the "gay dads" of
> Rose Hill though.

Dude spent a couple hours putting in all that other stuff just to troll Rose Hill.

WingNut Wrote:
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> 1) Clarendon, jocks, yuppies, drunks,
> something....

Uptight single bitches

WingNut Wrote:
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> Radian Wrote:
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> -----
> > South Arlington is not Old Rich Farts.. it's
> > Cholos. Ever been to CUlmore?
> >
> > North Arlington = Hipsters too scared of black
> > people to live in DC
> >
> > anyway good work, I got a laugh out of it
>
>
> +1 on the N.Arl hipsters.
>
> Culmore, Skyline and Baileys were ignored, maybe
> the artist has property for sale there.

I'm no hipster but can tell you N. Arlington ain't hipster. That's the BMW/Audi crowd, not fixed gear bike and beard crowd.

funny... but NOT accurate

the ethnicity is both biased AND HIGHLY inaccurate

once you get into ethnicity the map is total cover-up. being a fun map just one mention each race is cool, so it's obviously not meant to be accurate.

you should work for GAO !

that's how they decide how much gov workers should be paid. all day.

Well Done

Arlandria (Northern Alexandria) is pretty dead on. Driving through there reminds me of the show Portlandia.

I have been to the Some Park That Nobody Goes To.

I will be reporting the Topic Creator to all Northern Virginia Police Departments, they will back trace it and you will be punished. This is slander and not humorous at all, this is my great state and I will not tolerate this. Remove this at once or consequences will be met.

Jeff Yost Wrote:
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> I will be reporting the Topic Creator to all
> Northern Virginia Police Departments, they will
> back trace it and you will be punished. This is
> slander and not humorous at all, this is my great
> state and I will not tolerate this. Remove this at
> once or consequences will be met.

Actually Virginia is a Commonwealth, retard.....

Jeff Yost Wrote:
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> I will be reporting the Topic Creator to all
> Northern Virginia Police Departments, they will
> back trace it and you will be punished. This is
> slander and not humorous at all, this is my great
> state and I will not tolerate this. Remove this at
> once or consequences will be met.

This is the first post on here I actually laughed at in awhile! Thanks for the laugh!

Just like MoCo, the southern part of FFX is turning Asian and Hispanic (Eastern MoCo) while White flight is north (like Western MoCo). Only a matter of time before the 60% Caucasian drops below 50% like MoCo