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Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Shoveling the snow
()
Date: February 22, 2014 08:14AM
So during the recent snow storm, both my husband and I got out and shoveled snow. We are both senior citizens raised in the the north, so there was no question that we would so this. When we interacted with our neighbors shortly afterwards, we discovered that none of the wives or female teens did any shoveling. Are people in this area raised with these macho stereotypes, or are the women just lazy?
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Mwv
()
Date: February 22, 2014 08:28AM
Shoveling the snow Wrote:
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> So during the recent snow storm, both my husband
> and I got out and shoveled snow. We are both
> senior citizens raised in the the north, so there
> was no question that we would so this. When we
> interacted with our neighbors shortly afterwards,
> we discovered that none of the wives or female
> teens did any shoveling. Are people in this area
> raised with these macho stereotypes, or are the
> women just lazy?
We live in a townhouse where everybody seemed to share the
shoveling. I was pleased to see some neighbors volunteer to help
out some of the older folks who would have been a bit overwhelmed.
Maybe you need to find a new hood.
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> So during the recent snow storm, both my husband
> and I got out and shoveled snow. We are both
> senior citizens raised in the the north, so there
> was no question that we would so this. When we
> interacted with our neighbors shortly afterwards,
> we discovered that none of the wives or female
> teens did any shoveling. Are people in this area
> raised with these macho stereotypes, or are the
> women just lazy?
We live in a townhouse where everybody seemed to share the
shoveling. I was pleased to see some neighbors volunteer to help
out some of the older folks who would have been a bit overwhelmed.
Maybe you need to find a new hood.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Curmudgeon
()
Date: February 22, 2014 09:07AM
other people still use shovels? i think i'm the last guy on my street who doesn't own a snowblower. never understood that fad -- it takes longer to get the damn thing started than it does to shovel the 200 square foot driveways around here.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2014 09:07AM by Curmudgeon.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2014 09:07AM by Curmudgeon.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Cleetus
()
Date: February 22, 2014 09:33AM
Maybe you should take your Yankee asses and your Yankee ways back uo North. P.S. Don't let the snow shovel hit you in the ass on your way back.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
ANGRYDRUNKER
()
Date: February 22, 2014 09:40AM
No, the bitchez don't shovel. Or suck dick after they're married, either, fucker.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Jef3r
()
Date: February 22, 2014 09:41AM
Well, I'm not a housewife. I'm a wife, a mother, and I have a full time job. I sometimes help my husband shovel but more often than not I'm inside watching our toddler children. My husband actually enjoys shoveling snow and like someone mentioned, we live in a townhouse community where everyone helps each other.
This past snowstorm, my husband was still recovering from back surgery so I did all the shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
This past snowstorm, my husband was still recovering from back surgery so I did all the shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Huh?Really?
()
Date: February 22, 2014 10:20AM
"more often than not I'm inside watching our toddler children"
Given that this is Fairfax, you must obsess and hover over them 24/7. Don't forget - it's never to early to start pestering "educators", coaches, etc. on how "precious" your "toddler children" are, since they're the first "toddler children" in the planet's history.
gaaaak.
Given that this is Fairfax, you must obsess and hover over them 24/7. Don't forget - it's never to early to start pestering "educators", coaches, etc. on how "precious" your "toddler children" are, since they're the first "toddler children" in the planet's history.
gaaaak.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit
()
Date: February 22, 2014 10:27AM
That's for you men to do. Women are the ones taking care of the children home from school. I think kids should do it. Younger ones though, in elementary. We need our rest.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
jef3r
()
Date: February 22, 2014 11:55AM
Huh?Really? Wrote:
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> "more often than not I'm inside watching our
> toddler children"
>
> Given that this is Fairfax, you must obsess and
> hover over them 24/7. Don't forget - it's never to
> early to start pestering "educators", coaches,
> etc. on how "precious" your "toddler children"
> are, since they're the first "toddler children" in
> the planet's history.
>
> gaaaak.
Oh shit...this is FFU. I forgot that the "Fairfax parents are psycho helicopter parents" rhetoric is non-stop on this site.
You're a moron to assume that it's appropriate for any parent, Fairfax or not, to leave a 21 month old and a 3 year old unattended for more than 10 minutes at a time.
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> "more often than not I'm inside watching our
> toddler children"
>
> Given that this is Fairfax, you must obsess and
> hover over them 24/7. Don't forget - it's never to
> early to start pestering "educators", coaches,
> etc. on how "precious" your "toddler children"
> are, since they're the first "toddler children" in
> the planet's history.
>
> gaaaak.
Oh shit...this is FFU. I forgot that the "Fairfax parents are psycho helicopter parents" rhetoric is non-stop on this site.
You're a moron to assume that it's appropriate for any parent, Fairfax or not, to leave a 21 month old and a 3 year old unattended for more than 10 minutes at a time.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Melindaaaaa
()
Date: February 22, 2014 12:06PM
I would never stoop so low as to shovel snow. It's not because I'm a woman or a housewife, it's because I'm Melinda Ardinger, and that's all the reason I need.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Sharoom Bullover
()
Date: February 22, 2014 12:23PM
I would never shovel snow. That's something for peasants to do.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Sure They Do
()
Date: February 22, 2014 02:35PM
I used to shovel snow all the time, along with my husband. But it gets much harder as you get older. Between osteoporosis, back problems, high blood pressure, and recent surgery, there was no way I could shovel during this last storm. My husband isn't much better. Fortunately, our son did the shoveling. Without him, I'm not sure what we would have done.
I'd be happy to pay a neighborhood kid to do this, but none of them shovel. Didn't see a single teen out there - just their parents, male and female. Kids used to go door to door looking to pick up some money. Of course, kids used to deliver the newspaper, too. I guess they either think manual labor is beneath them, or they are so spoiled they don't need to earn money. I wonder if this is just a local phenomenon or more widespread.
I'd be happy to pay a neighborhood kid to do this, but none of them shovel. Didn't see a single teen out there - just their parents, male and female. Kids used to go door to door looking to pick up some money. Of course, kids used to deliver the newspaper, too. I guess they either think manual labor is beneath them, or they are so spoiled they don't need to earn money. I wonder if this is just a local phenomenon or more widespread.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Fuckwithmeyouknowitgotit
()
Date: February 22, 2014 02:51PM
Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> That's for you men to do. Women are the ones
> taking care of the children home from school. I
> think kids should do it. Younger ones though, in
> elementary. We need our rest.
And daddy says if I kiss his peepee, I can tell mommy what to do. I'm the new mommy in my house.
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> That's for you men to do. Women are the ones
> taking care of the children home from school. I
> think kids should do it. Younger ones though, in
> elementary. We need our rest.
And daddy says if I kiss his peepee, I can tell mommy what to do. I'm the new mommy in my house.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
oitc
()
Date: February 22, 2014 04:10PM
Sure They Do Wrote:
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> I used to shovel snow all the time, along with my
> husband. But it gets much harder as you get older.
> Between osteoporosis, back problems, high blood
> pressure, and recent surgery, there was no way I
> could shovel during this last storm. My husband
> isn't much better. Fortunately, our son did the
> shoveling. Without him, I'm not sure what we would
> have done.
>
> I'd be happy to pay a neighborhood kid to do this,
> but none of them shovel. Didn't see a single teen
> out there - just their parents, male and female.
> Kids used to go door to door looking to pick up
> some money. Of course, kids used to deliver the
> newspaper, too. I guess they either think manual
> labor is beneath them, or they are so spoiled they
> don't need to earn money. I wonder if this is just
> a local phenomenon or more widespread.
We once had a family with four boys who used to shovel snow and I remember once during "Snowmageddon" they made $400.00 in about 4 hours. Too bad they
moved away.
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> I used to shovel snow all the time, along with my
> husband. But it gets much harder as you get older.
> Between osteoporosis, back problems, high blood
> pressure, and recent surgery, there was no way I
> could shovel during this last storm. My husband
> isn't much better. Fortunately, our son did the
> shoveling. Without him, I'm not sure what we would
> have done.
>
> I'd be happy to pay a neighborhood kid to do this,
> but none of them shovel. Didn't see a single teen
> out there - just their parents, male and female.
> Kids used to go door to door looking to pick up
> some money. Of course, kids used to deliver the
> newspaper, too. I guess they either think manual
> labor is beneath them, or they are so spoiled they
> don't need to earn money. I wonder if this is just
> a local phenomenon or more widespread.
We once had a family with four boys who used to shovel snow and I remember once during "Snowmageddon" they made $400.00 in about 4 hours. Too bad they
moved away.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
GnxY7GnxY7
()
Date: February 22, 2014 04:15PM
they hire hispanics
they don't care about teh consequences or if their kids need work
they don't care about teh consequences or if their kids need work
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Nicdoot
()
Date: February 22, 2014 05:01PM
I noticed when I was shoveling with my husband only men shoveling and some looking over our way. I think they were envious. Usually neighbors help the elderly dig out. I have had back surgery and usually shovel more than my husband. That's usually the only time you see your neighbors.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
why would spics shovel?
()
Date: February 22, 2014 05:37PM
Fairfax is nothing but spics. Not even the men shovel. Maybe if they need to work on their Honda civic they might clear an area in the road to lay down.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
LLebh
()
Date: February 22, 2014 07:39PM
Mine does, I prefer to take the 4x4 and go over the snow. (No Joke)
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
LW6jM
()
Date: February 23, 2014 08:45PM
God put it there. He can remove it.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
shoveling wife
()
Date: February 23, 2014 08:49PM
"I noticed when I was shoveling with my husband only men shoveling and some looking over our way."
I have had the same experience. I grew up in the "fly over" area and we all shovel. A lot. You have to help out there, but I sense that other women don't want me doing it here.
And I'm not a "housewife". I have a full time job outside the home.
I have had the same experience. I grew up in the "fly over" area and we all shovel. A lot. You have to help out there, but I sense that other women don't want me doing it here.
And I'm not a "housewife". I have a full time job outside the home.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Frigid Cary Spewack
()
Date: February 24, 2014 12:11AM
I do all the shoveling at our house...Of course I also bear 100% of the financial burden for my family as well...My husband DOES have a make believe radio show though, so there is that...
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Domesticated Goddess
()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:02AM
This Domesticated Goddess will be out there shoveling with the other men on the street several times during the storm tomorrow so it won't be a huge burden when it finally finishes. My delightful spouse won't even notice there is snow outside.
Gentlemen, feel free to stop over for a hot cocoa as my driveway will be cleared. He probably wouldn't notice you either.
Gentlemen, feel free to stop over for a hot cocoa as my driveway will be cleared. He probably wouldn't notice you either.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
bla_bla_bla
()
Date: March 02, 2014 11:03AM
Jef3r Wrote:
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> Well, I'm not a housewife. I'm a wife, a mother,
> and I have a full time job. I sometimes help my
> husband shovel but more often than not I'm inside
> watching our toddler children. My husband actually
> enjoys shoveling snow and like someone mentioned,
> we live in a townhouse community where everyone
> helps each other.
>
> This past snowstorm, my husband was still
> recovering from back surgery so I did all the
> shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors
> who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
Great. And how about the part about playing the skin flute? Do you help with cleaning out the olde pipes too? You have a job but can you give a job?
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> Well, I'm not a housewife. I'm a wife, a mother,
> and I have a full time job. I sometimes help my
> husband shovel but more often than not I'm inside
> watching our toddler children. My husband actually
> enjoys shoveling snow and like someone mentioned,
> we live in a townhouse community where everyone
> helps each other.
>
> This past snowstorm, my husband was still
> recovering from back surgery so I did all the
> shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors
> who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
Great. And how about the part about playing the skin flute? Do you help with cleaning out the olde pipes too? You have a job but can you give a job?
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Shoveling might brake a nail
()
Date: March 02, 2014 04:00PM
Most of the women go to the gym rather than do any physical labor.
I was surprised by this too.
I was surprised by this too.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Nah no
()
Date: March 02, 2014 05:08PM
Usually my husband shovels because he enjoys shoveling. But I'll get out there and shovel, too and so will the kids.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
inside
()
Date: March 02, 2014 09:26PM
women who don't have paid housekeeping clean house inside while the rest of the family is outside
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Commuter
()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:38PM
Work full time, husband retired, we both get out there and shovel, and we help out the neighbors. I know women with small children need to watch them, but growing up we shoveled from about age 10. You needed to shovel since we had so much snow that plows might not come by for a day or so ... We even shoveled the street. So get the teens out there pitching in, it will be good for their character.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
the truth!!
()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:50PM
Nah no Wrote:
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> Usually my husband shovels because he enjoys
> shoveling. But I'll get out there and shovel, too
> and so will the kids.
Yeah, because people enjoy shoveling. Are all middle age housewives this stupid or are you just the exception?
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> Usually my husband shovels because he enjoys
> shoveling. But I'll get out there and shovel, too
> and so will the kids.
Yeah, because people enjoy shoveling. Are all middle age housewives this stupid or are you just the exception?
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
the truth!!
()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:52PM
bla_bla_bla Wrote:
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> Jef3r Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I'm not a housewife. I'm a wife, a
> mother,
> > and I have a full time job. I sometimes help my
> > husband shovel but more often than not I'm
> inside
> > watching our toddler children. My husband
> actually
> > enjoys shoveling snow and like someone
> mentioned,
> > we live in a townhouse community where everyone
> > helps each other.
> >
> > This past snowstorm, my husband was still
> > recovering from back surgery so I did all the
> > shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors
> > who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
>
> Great. And how about the part about playing the
> skin flute? Do you help with cleaning out the
> olde pipes too? You have a job but can you give a
> job?
She drives a hummer but can she give a hummer?
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> Jef3r Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I'm not a housewife. I'm a wife, a
> mother,
> > and I have a full time job. I sometimes help my
> > husband shovel but more often than not I'm
> inside
> > watching our toddler children. My husband
> actually
> > enjoys shoveling snow and like someone
> mentioned,
> > we live in a townhouse community where everyone
> > helps each other.
> >
> > This past snowstorm, my husband was still
> > recovering from back surgery so I did all the
> > shoveling with the help of my awesome neighbors
> > who knew he was injured so they helped me out.
>
> Great. And how about the part about playing the
> skin flute? Do you help with cleaning out the
> olde pipes too? You have a job but can you give a
> job?
She drives a hummer but can she give a hummer?
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Grumpy
()
Date: March 03, 2014 04:01PM
Maybe they do, maybe they don't. What business is it of yours? Ya old nosy, judgement senior citizen busybody. It was you people who said black people were only 3/4 human. Just die already and make way for the new generation.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Blackface
()
Date: March 03, 2014 04:07PM
Grumpy Wrote:
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> Maybe they do, maybe they don't. What business is
> it of yours? Ya old nosy, judgement senior
> citizen busybody. It was you people who said
> black people were only 3/4 human. Just die
> already and make way for the new generation.
Actually it's 3/5ths, not 3/4ths.
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> Maybe they do, maybe they don't. What business is
> it of yours? Ya old nosy, judgement senior
> citizen busybody. It was you people who said
> black people were only 3/4 human. Just die
> already and make way for the new generation.
Actually it's 3/5ths, not 3/4ths.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Anthony Nguyen
()
Date: March 03, 2014 04:27PM
Geez, the guy above me is racist name.This is a website for opinions not racism or cursing. And Fairfax wives do shovel so yah
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
no, I do not
()
Date: March 03, 2014 04:40PM
I have three boys and a husband. I spent the day cooking,baking and doing laundry.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Anthony Nguyen
()
Date: March 03, 2014 04:41PM
Never mind then.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Nicdoot
()
Date: March 03, 2014 05:32PM
I was the only wife on my street out shoveling with my husband. What are all these gals doing?
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
LetsRock
()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:00PM
Nicdoot Wrote:
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> I was the only wife on my street out shoveling
> with my husband. What are all these gals doing?
Waiting for them to finish so they can get to the mall.
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> I was the only wife on my street out shoveling
> with my husband. What are all these gals doing?
Waiting for them to finish so they can get to the mall.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Older Dude
()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:11PM
I had to convince my wife not to try to drive to work today. She finally agreed. I thought she would be up for some sex, but she said she needed to answer e-mails. An hour later, she was sitting in the bathtub. The door was slightly ajar, so I took a peek to see what was going on in there after an hour. I peeked through the gap in the door and found her vigorously frigging herself. No chance she would shovel snow after shoveling her button.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Email
()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:13PM
Must have
been some email!
been some email!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Narcissist Whitey
()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:19PM
Someone has to employee those Undocumented workers.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
alicedee
()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:51PM
I lived in a very closed in community off Sager Avenue ( The Crossings). Even when its known that the snow will melt tomorrow and nobody has anything to do but go back in their houses and sit on their asses... Everybody is out there at the same time and it becomes a big ego trip that they are on top of everything!
It becomes a huge problem that nobody has anywhere to shovel the snow off their cars without dumping it into the neighbors places yet, NOBODY has the foresight to ever park in the back or on the far end of the parking lot with an empty meridian to dump their snow on...
JACKASSES!!!!
It becomes a huge problem that nobody has anywhere to shovel the snow off their cars without dumping it into the neighbors places yet, NOBODY has the foresight to ever park in the back or on the far end of the parking lot with an empty meridian to dump their snow on...
JACKASSES!!!!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
snowblower
()
Date: March 03, 2014 07:00PM
Yes they do. What an asinine question
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
fu2
()
Date: March 03, 2014 07:07PM
the truth!! Wrote:
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> Nah no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Usually my husband shovels because he enjoys
> > shoveling. But I'll get out there and shovel,
> too
> > and so will the kids.
>
>
> Yeah, because people enjoy shoveling. Are all
> middle age housewives this stupid or are you just
> the exception?
Yes, some people actually don't mind getting outside and doing a little work. Just 'cause your a lazy do nothin' doesn't mean that all people are. And, yes, I'm a housewife. And, yes, I did do some shoveling today - it was fun!
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> Nah no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Usually my husband shovels because he enjoys
> > shoveling. But I'll get out there and shovel,
> too
> > and so will the kids.
>
>
> Yeah, because people enjoy shoveling. Are all
> middle age housewives this stupid or are you just
> the exception?
Yes, some people actually don't mind getting outside and doing a little work. Just 'cause your a lazy do nothin' doesn't mean that all people are. And, yes, I'm a housewife. And, yes, I did do some shoveling today - it was fun!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
KeepOnTruckin
()
Date: March 03, 2014 07:13PM
Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> other people still use shovels? i think i'm the
> last guy on my street who doesn't own a
> snowblower. never understood that fad -- it takes
> longer to get the damn thing started than it does
> to shovel the 200 square foot driveways around
> here.
Maybe if you maintained your snowblower, it would fire up on the first pull (if you didnt get an electric start model)
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> other people still use shovels? i think i'm the
> last guy on my street who doesn't own a
> snowblower. never understood that fad -- it takes
> longer to get the damn thing started than it does
> to shovel the 200 square foot driveways around
> here.
Maybe if you maintained your snowblower, it would fire up on the first pull (if you didnt get an electric start model)
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Janet Tidling
()
Date: March 03, 2014 09:45PM
I'm a housewife and I let my husband shovel. What he gets in exchange when he returns is a blowjob with me swallowing his cum and permission to fuck me in my ass. This back door entry is reserved only for special occasions, otherwise I'm a prude.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Road Worrier
()
Date: March 04, 2014 08:52PM
I've been stuck on the road for the last week, but I called home and the wife said she got 8 inches. Seemed to make her really happy, dunno why.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
2007 Mazdaspeed6
()
Date: March 04, 2014 08:57PM
I live in McLean near the arlington border and on Monday I saw a curious trend occur as I went over the county line - I saw nary a white woman or man shoveling or using a snowblower, yet lots of Spanish dudes shoveling away in McLean, and as I entered Arlington, there were white people shoveling everywhere!!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
BillNye
()
Date: March 04, 2014 09:04PM
+1
I like it that way too.
I do the showeling and I get a BJ and hot chocolate from my wife when I'm done.
Call me old fashioned, but that's the way I like it.
Janet Tidling Wrote:
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> I'm a housewife and I let my husband shovel. What
> he gets in exchange when he returns is a blowjob
> with me swallowing his cum and permission to fuck
> me in my ass. This back door entry is reserved
> only for special occasions, otherwise I'm a prude.
I like it that way too.
I do the showeling and I get a BJ and hot chocolate from my wife when I'm done.
Call me old fashioned, but that's the way I like it.
Janet Tidling Wrote:
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> I'm a housewife and I let my husband shovel. What
> he gets in exchange when he returns is a blowjob
> with me swallowing his cum and permission to fuck
> me in my ass. This back door entry is reserved
> only for special occasions, otherwise I'm a prude.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
the truth!!
()
Date: March 04, 2014 09:33PM
Older Dude Wrote:
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> I had to convince my wife not to try to drive to
> work today. She finally agreed. I thought she
> would be up for some sex, but she said she needed
> to answer e-mails. An hour later, she was sitting
> in the bathtub. The door was slightly ajar, so I
> took a peek to see what was going on in there
> after an hour. I peeked through the gap in the
> door and found her vigorously frigging herself.
> No chance she would shovel snow after shoveling
> her button.
That is what happens when you marry the bitches. They get fat and the only blowing they do is your money on purses and other stupid shit.
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> I had to convince my wife not to try to drive to
> work today. She finally agreed. I thought she
> would be up for some sex, but she said she needed
> to answer e-mails. An hour later, she was sitting
> in the bathtub. The door was slightly ajar, so I
> took a peek to see what was going on in there
> after an hour. I peeked through the gap in the
> door and found her vigorously frigging herself.
> No chance she would shovel snow after shoveling
> her button.
That is what happens when you marry the bitches. They get fat and the only blowing they do is your money on purses and other stupid shit.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
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Oakton Wife
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Date: March 04, 2014 10:10PM
I shoveled more snow than my husband this year...the lazy shit!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
Shovel wife
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Date: March 04, 2014 10:18PM
I shovel more snow than my husband every single year.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
BillNye
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Date: March 05, 2014 12:41AM
If you married me, you would never have to showel snow!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
0tter
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Date: March 05, 2014 12:02PM
Seen in Fairfax. Proof women here do shovel.
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Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
Posted by:
facepalm
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Date: March 05, 2014 12:48PM
Sorry, I'm busy inside fixing the perfect martini, finishing a 4 course dinner from scratch in between starching my husbands shirts and keeping our stepford children clean. You know, how it was in the 50's back when the term "housewife" was an acceptable term, you bitch OP!
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
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NOVA Mom
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Date: March 05, 2014 01:16PM
Since the divorce, I offer sex to the neighborhood men and haven't shoveled snow in 10 years.
Re: Do Fairfax housewives shovel snow?
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Shoveling the snow
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Date: March 25, 2014 10:08PM
Did anybody bother shoveling today? Not much of a storm but the sidewalks had accumulations. Well housewives, you have all summer to build up those arm muscles so you can shovel next winter.