Re: Hook up
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easier than yo can imagine
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Date: September 25, 2013 10:59AM
Tell one that she's much better looking than Tammy Kaufax and that you'd like a roll in the turf with her.
Then take her and bang her on one of the multimillion dollar turf fields, just hope you don't get caught and just hope bodily fluids don't disintegrate the turf.
Works every time.