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Hook up
Posted by: Lifetime Fitness ()
Date: September 25, 2013 10:16AM

What is the best time and way to "hook up" with a 40 something female at Centreville Lifetime Fitness?

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Re: Hook up
Posted by: easier than yo can imagine ()
Date: September 25, 2013 10:59AM

Tell one that she's much better looking than Tammy Kaufax and that you'd like a roll in the turf with her.

Then take her and bang her on one of the multimillion dollar turf fields, just hope you don't get caught and just hope bodily fluids don't disintegrate the turf.

Works every time.

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Re: Hook up
Posted by: Do it all in your Lifetime ()
Date: September 25, 2013 11:22AM

Lifetime Fitness Wrote:
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> What is the best time and way to "hook up" with a
> 40 something female at Centreville Lifetime
> Fitness?


Which one did you have in mind? There's a few hotties there who are in that age range.

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Re: Hook up
Posted by: lame ()
Date: October 16, 2013 08:22AM

really come on...

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