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Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Jocrazy ()
Date: September 16, 2010 06:44PM

Anyone know where in Burke this happened? Any details?

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=722&sid=2051479

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: woopwoop ()
Date: September 16, 2010 10:50PM

Wasn't burke, was Springfield. In Orange Hunt - OKM and Fieldmaster.

also here:http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/410933.html

here: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/409575.html

and here: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/409619.html

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 17, 2010 01:03AM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 06:07PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 17, 2010 01:15AM

This thread is so GAY.


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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: September 17, 2010 10:56AM

It was a speed hump that caused this, if the guy had taken his time and humped at a reasonable pace this would have never happened.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:02AM

Thank goodness someone finally posted a thread on this topic.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:05AM

Fucking speed bump kills again.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:40AM

I remember when Southampton got all those speed humps put in. It was a massacre!

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Kardinal ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:45AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Fucking speed bump kills again.

Counting by the number of threads on FFXU, there's been, what, 4 speed bump kills in the last week!??!?

Clearly we must ban speed bumps! People are DYING HERE!

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 17, 2010 11:53AM

Kardinal Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking speed bump kills again.
>
> Counting by the number of threads on FFXU, there's
> been, what, 4 speed bump kills in the last
> week!??!?
>
> Clearly we must ban speed bumps! People are DYING
> HERE!


Woah, woah, woah!!! Take a step back there, pal. Taking a firm position on speed bumps is a bold and dangerous move. Your life, sir, is now in danger.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2010 11:53AM by Gonads & Strife.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Kardinal ()
Date: September 17, 2010 12:12PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Kardinal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fucking speed bump kills again.
> >
> > Counting by the number of threads on FFXU,
> there's
> > been, what, 4 speed bump kills in the last
> > week!??!?
> >
> > Clearly we must ban speed bumps! People are
> DYING
> > HERE!
>
>
> Woah, woah, woah!!! Take a step back there, pal.
> Taking a firm position on speed bumps is a bold
> and dangerous move. Your life, sir, is now in
> danger.


I can handle anything they try to do to me.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 17, 2010 12:12PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Woah, woah, woah!!! Take a step back there, pal.
> Taking a firm position on speed bumps is a bold
> and dangerous move. Your life, sir, is now in
> danger.


The anti-speed bump crowd are the violent ones. His life is in no danger.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: The God of Speedbumps ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:04PM

He pushed too hard for his precious speed bump and now he's dead. Next time he'll know not to fuck with his neighbors about the PUBLIC street.

Oh wait, there won't be a next time. He's dead.

Is there a procedure that can be used to now remove his speed bump? Or should we erect a roadside monument to remember him by it?

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Kardinal ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:19PM

The God of Speedbumps Wrote:
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> Is there a procedure that can be used to now
> remove his speed bump? Or should we erect a
> roadside monument to remember him by it?

Someone should go out and spraypaint on it "[whateverhisnameis] memorial speed bump"

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: [whateverhisnameis] memorial speed bump ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:21PM

Thats a damn fine idea!

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:27PM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 06:15PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Blank Reg ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:33PM

BB*X Wrote:
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> It was a speed hump that caused this, if the guy
> had taken his time and humped at a reasonable pace
> this would have never happened.


Well, I mean, some people have busy schedules, you know?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:39PM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 06:15PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:46PM

First they came for the speed-bump advocates, and I said nothing, for I was not a speed-bump advocate...

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: Blank Reg ()
Date: September 17, 2010 02:53PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Blank Reg Wrote:
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> -----
> > Well, I mean, some people have busy schedules,
> you
> > know?
>
> I hear that David Patton's schedule is likely to
> be open for the rest of his life, however long
> that may be.


One might even say his "schedule" will be "wide open".

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: September 17, 2010 03:07PM

I will speed over that bump forever more.

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Re: Murder in Burke over speed bump
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 17, 2010 03:37PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Blank Reg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I mean, some people have busy schedules,
> you
> > know?
>
> I hear that David Patton's schedule is likely to
> be open for the rest of his life, however long
> that may be.


Depending on who the prosecutor is, it could be about 40 years or about 8 - the average for executions in Virginia.

Of course, this is Fairfax and Fairfax prosecutors are more touchy feely than in, say, Rappahannock or Prince William...



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2010 03:38PM by ITRADE.

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