Re: Is Old Country Buffet in Fairfax any good?
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: July 11, 2008 11:47AM
Went to an OCB in Tappahanok after church on a Sunday a few years ago and the place was packed with fat people. Other than my family, there were no thin people around. At 11:30 AM people were stuffing baked potatos with sour cream and bacon (the bacon making it acceptable breakfast food) waffles, sausages, and cheese grits through their bloated lips at a frenzied pace. Definately a place to recruite for overeaters annon.
Anyway, when noon came, the crew started changing the buffet to "lunch" and the fattiods all quickly waddled back to now get their after breakfast meal. They went for cheeseburgers, lasagna, french fries, etc. and then I saw several going to the desert table multiple times. Interesting, they all had smiles on their faces when food was put in front of it. I made that comment to my wife that they were all "happy" when food was involved.
So, I take my family (never again) to Olive Garden and am told "all you can eat bread and salad" (Blue cheese dressing, not offered) comes with the meal. I look around, and it is all fat people at Olive Garden, just a slightly higher class tubbies than OCB. These fat people were chowing down on bread with olive oil and butter, waiting for their heavily saused meal to arrive. They too were all smiling as long as they could see, touch, and consume food, and had a very pleased look on their face as they left, toting their bag of bread.
So, if you want to become fat, go to OCB.