Re: men who drive pretty ass jeeps are gay
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: May 17, 2012 07:10AM
Kilton Wrote:
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> Nathan Wind Wrote:
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> > how many of these ladyboys really take them
> offroading?
>
> Happens about as often as an eclipse.
>
> The best is when one of these apes manages to get
> mud on their vehicle (usually by "offroading"
> through a flat grassy area). They'll leave it
> there for as long as possible so that everyone can
> see how cool they are, even going so far as to
> start using the garage so that rain doesn't rinse
> it off. So adorable.
>
> Jeeps are what is known as "manmobiles". Things
> "men" drive to feel manly -- to compensate for
> whatever it is they lack. You gotta feel bad for
> them, really.
Escalades and the like the are the big joke, they can't even go off-roading. Jeeps and other real SUVS are awesome vehicles, and they are a ton of fun in the snow (As for serious off-roading, don't try it unless you're willing to dish money out for axle repairs and the like).
I love SUVS that are actually meant to go off-road, but I really don't see the point in the ones that aren't capable of much other than towing. I've actually noticed some previously great SUVS being turned into the latter category recently, and it's absurd. When in an attempt to look flashy or futuristic the body becomes a thick box, then the vehicle loses its agility.
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