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Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:40PM
I don't know exactly what it is, but I think I have it. Lemme no if you no what Eppstein-Barr Syndrome is. I have no energy, no zest, no pep. I take 15mg amphetamines every morning and still nothin'. Minimal pep. I'm tired all the time. Do I have the Eppstein-Barr??
I was going to put a picture of Roseanne Barr here, but I'm too tired. Here's I-Roy instead.
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I was going to put a picture of Roseanne Barr here, but I'm too tired. Here's I-Roy instead.
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
no pulse
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:45PM
Congestive Heart Failure.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
496
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:46PM
Too bad it's not a fatal disease.....
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Conie
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:49PM
My brother-in-law had/has that.
I don't know too much about it other than it's like mono
He couldn't even get out of bed at one point
And it lasted for at least 2 months.
Maybe you need B-12 shots Miz...given by a perky nurse in your buttocks.
Well, the nurse wouldn't be in your buttocks...you get what i'm sayin'
I don't know too much about it other than it's like mono
He couldn't even get out of bed at one point
And it lasted for at least 2 months.
Maybe you need B-12 shots Miz...given by a perky nurse in your buttocks.
Well, the nurse wouldn't be in your buttocks...you get what i'm sayin'
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:00PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:43PM
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:44PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Why don't you stop off at Patients First and get a
> rapid mono spot test..
Patient First? This isn't Richmond Alias. They don't have those in the DC area.
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> Why don't you stop off at Patients First and get a
> rapid mono spot test..
Patient First? This isn't Richmond Alias. They don't have those in the DC area.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:50PM
Try a couple doses of shotgun mouthwash. Guaranteed to cure what ails ya.
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:50PM
Is there a name for questions like these? It's like you're asking me one thing by asking me another. People ask questions like this all the time.
If I just responded "no", would you know which question I was answering? Or would you ask me to clarify? If I said, "yes, I do know", would you leave it at that? Or would you proceed to ask the real question that your first question was implying?
Alias Wrote:
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> > Your boy's tired...
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> Harry, do you know if Misery has any seasonal
> allergies?
Signatures are for fags
If I just responded "no", would you know which question I was answering? Or would you ask me to clarify? If I said, "yes, I do know", would you leave it at that? Or would you proceed to ask the real question that your first question was implying?
Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Your boy's tired...
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> Harry, do you know if Misery has any seasonal
> allergies?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: March 23, 2011 02:31PM
Eppstein-Barr Syndrome is the new "sore back".
Usually just a way to get out of taking care of responsibilities.
Usually just a way to get out of taking care of responsibilities.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
phil
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Date: March 23, 2011 03:21PM
That explains why your wife is getting busy with many of the neighbors
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 04:57PM
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:04PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Actually, I'd just stare at you with my famous
> "don't fuck with me" look.
This isn't ladylike behavior or language.
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> Actually, I'd just stare at you with my famous
> "don't fuck with me" look.
This isn't ladylike behavior or language.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: March 23, 2011 10:42PM
I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say depressed.
Give up the substances, eat better and get some exercise, Misery.
Give up the substances, eat better and get some exercise, Misery.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 11:48PM
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: March 23, 2011 11:50PM
Alias, stop by the FU;AD. We need you.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: March 23, 2011 11:56PM
WingNut Wrote:
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> I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> depressed.
>
> Give up the substances, eat better and get some
> exercise, Misery.
that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human relationships. I am alone. How long can this go on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled. THen, maybe I can make a decision.
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> I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> depressed.
>
> Give up the substances, eat better and get some
> exercise, Misery.
that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human relationships. I am alone. How long can this go on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled. THen, maybe I can make a decision.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: March 24, 2011 12:14AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on?
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> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on?
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
dika-dika
()
Date: March 24, 2011 04:46AM
Getting lynched is a proven and good cure for negros with Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
ProVallone
()
Date: March 24, 2011 08:03AM
>
> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
I feel this way sometimes. A visit to a Korean Massage place always brightens my spirits. Thats what they're here for. A little temporary gook love goes a long way.
> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
I feel this way sometimes. A visit to a Korean Massage place always brightens my spirits. Thats what they're here for. A little temporary gook love goes a long way.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: March 24, 2011 08:28AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
Do you have a serious physical injury?
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> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
Do you have a serious physical injury?
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: March 24, 2011 09:04AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> > Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> > depressed.
> >
> > Give up the substances, eat better and get some
> > exercise, Misery.
>
> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
How lobg is this settlement going to take to be seettled Miz?
It's already been a coon's age.
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> > Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> > depressed.
> >
> > Give up the substances, eat better and get some
> > exercise, Misery.
>
> that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no human
> relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> THen, maybe I can make a decision.
How lobg is this settlement going to take to be seettled Miz?
It's already been a coon's age.
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: March 24, 2011 09:06AM
Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> How lobg is this settlement going to take to be
> seettled Miz?
>
> It's already been a coon's age.
Yeah, get that settlement and PM me, Miz, I'll find you some girls.
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> How lobg is this settlement going to take to be
> seettled Miz?
>
> It's already been a coon's age.
Yeah, get that settlement and PM me, Miz, I'll find you some girls.
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Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Miz...
()
Date: March 24, 2011 10:23AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I don't know exactly what it is, but I think I
> have it. Lemme no if you no what Eppstein-Barr
> Syndrome is. I have no energy, no zest, no pep. I
> take 15mg amphetamines every morning and still
> nothin'. Minimal pep. I'm tired all the time. Do I
> have the Eppstein-Barr??
>
> I was going to put a picture of Roseanne Barr
> here, but I'm too tired. Here's I-Roy instead.
Serious response here.
Your diet could be a big part of your problem.
Ivan Lendl was a world-class tennis player who felt constantly drained of energy, and would sleep half the day.
At the time he was eating the kind of junk food/high cholesterol/red meat-type meals you do.
When he changed his diet, he experienced an immediate improvement in his energy level, and was also able to feel well-rested with less sleep.
You should think about changing your diet, Miz. That may be at the root of your fatigue, and lack of pep. In particular, as you get older, your body may not let you get away with the kind of bad diet that you formerly overcame through the energy and resilience of youth.
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Lendl found himself feeling sluggish and heavy, even in practice. He lost badly in the early rounds of several tournaments. In august, Lendl asked Solomon to call Robert Haas, who had worked earlier on a diet and conditioning program for Martina Navratilova. "I told Jerry I wasn't sure what Ivan's problem was," Haas remembers, "but that if it had anything to do with endurance and fitness, then I could definitely help."
Haas did a series of blood tests and discovered that Lendl's diet was exceptionally high in protein, and that his cholesterol level was way up in the danger zone.
Sure enough, Lendl told Haas that on a normal day, he might eat five or six scrambled eggs for breakfast, a couple of McDonald's hamburgers for lunch, and a steak for dinner.
"It was the sort of diet that will throw up a brick wall in the way of performance," says Haas...
Lendl switched to a diet dominated by pasta, soup, water, fruit, a bit of chicken, and virtually no red meat. He even ate the once-hated vegetables in the service of a greater good.
Lendl noticed changes very quickly. Having once slept as much as fourteen hours a day, he now felt rested with no more than eight even during the most strenuous tournaments, as few as four or five when he wasn't playing competitively.
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Source: http://www.menstennisforums.com/archive/index.php/t-23444.html
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> I don't know exactly what it is, but I think I
> have it. Lemme no if you no what Eppstein-Barr
> Syndrome is. I have no energy, no zest, no pep. I
> take 15mg amphetamines every morning and still
> nothin'. Minimal pep. I'm tired all the time. Do I
> have the Eppstein-Barr??
>
> I was going to put a picture of Roseanne Barr
> here, but I'm too tired. Here's I-Roy instead.
Serious response here.
Your diet could be a big part of your problem.
Ivan Lendl was a world-class tennis player who felt constantly drained of energy, and would sleep half the day.
At the time he was eating the kind of junk food/high cholesterol/red meat-type meals you do.
When he changed his diet, he experienced an immediate improvement in his energy level, and was also able to feel well-rested with less sleep.
You should think about changing your diet, Miz. That may be at the root of your fatigue, and lack of pep. In particular, as you get older, your body may not let you get away with the kind of bad diet that you formerly overcame through the energy and resilience of youth.
Quote:
Lendl found himself feeling sluggish and heavy, even in practice. He lost badly in the early rounds of several tournaments. In august, Lendl asked Solomon to call Robert Haas, who had worked earlier on a diet and conditioning program for Martina Navratilova. "I told Jerry I wasn't sure what Ivan's problem was," Haas remembers, "but that if it had anything to do with endurance and fitness, then I could definitely help."
Haas did a series of blood tests and discovered that Lendl's diet was exceptionally high in protein, and that his cholesterol level was way up in the danger zone.
Sure enough, Lendl told Haas that on a normal day, he might eat five or six scrambled eggs for breakfast, a couple of McDonald's hamburgers for lunch, and a steak for dinner.
"It was the sort of diet that will throw up a brick wall in the way of performance," says Haas...
Lendl switched to a diet dominated by pasta, soup, water, fruit, a bit of chicken, and virtually no red meat. He even ate the once-hated vegetables in the service of a greater good.
Lendl noticed changes very quickly. Having once slept as much as fourteen hours a day, he now felt rested with no more than eight even during the most strenuous tournaments, as few as four or five when he wasn't playing competitively.
End of quote.
Source: http://www.menstennisforums.com/archive/index.php/t-23444.html
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: March 24, 2011 10:25AM
I've been telling him...
He just won't listen
He just won't listen
Re: Eppstein-Barr Syndrome
Posted by:
hond in cock
()
Date: October 11, 2017 02:35PM
Conie Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> > > Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> > > depressed.
> > >
> > > Give up the substances, eat better and get
> some
> > > exercise, Misery.
> >
> > that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no
> human
> > relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> > on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> > THen, maybe I can make a decision.
>
>
> How lobg is this settlement going to take to be
> seettled Miz?
>
> It's already been a coon's age.
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I always heard it was like "Chronic Fatigue
> > > Syndrome", a made-up and nice way to say
> > > depressed.
> > >
> > > Give up the substances, eat better and get
> some
> > > exercise, Misery.
> >
> > that ain't it. My life is empty. I have no
> human
> > relationships. I am alone. How long can this go
> > on? I'm waiting on my settlement to be settled.
> > THen, maybe I can make a decision.
>
>
> How lobg is this settlement going to take to be
> seettled Miz?
>
> It's already been a coon's age.