Wow! Are you guys still here? This is so great...just like you have all your lives, you are following the Alpha. You are my puppets and I make you do what I want. You CAN'T stop posting here! You have NOTHING in your lives so you fill the vacancy by banding together and attacking a troll. Nevermind, of course, that that is exactly what I want you to do.
To the dipshit who said this thread would drive people away: All we have done here is hand out insults to you, offering cogent and effective analyses of your pathetic, lonely existences, and, even after a day's break you guys not only keep posting, but put this thread at the top again. That again is enough evidence of how false your premise is: people are drawn to the vulgar and profane, and, occasionally, it catalyzes action, Thanks!
By the way, gym membership has been going great! Naturally, we see a spike from pathetic losers like yourselves who get the momentary inkling to make something of yourselves around this time every year, but even so the spike this year has been profound. Naturally, I can't attribute the increase to the castigations we have handed out, but it hasn't hurt either and I get to make fun of dorks again! Win-win baby! I will leave you with the immortal words of Mike Tyson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk