I respectfully hate that atlas is being over to top about it, as loud obnoxious people annoy me almost as much as fatasses, BUT... I agree with him. Being obese is pretty fucking unacceptable. Being proud of it or in denial with no sense of responsibility for it, just makes it even worse. It's simply not attractive, visually or by any other means.

Too bad atlas's "dickhead" side is 'fat' itself otherwise he sounds like a normal person with a pretty honest assessment of today's society.

What I'm also not getting is how you can call someone gay because they workout and maintain their bodies? I mean.... Is being straight equivalent to being morbidly obese? Where's this stereotype coming from?

Gym lurker Wrote:
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> I respectfully hate that atlas is being over to
> top about it, as loud obnoxious people annoy me
> almost as much as fatasses, BUT... I agree with
> him. Being obese is pretty fucking unacceptable.
> Being proud of it or in denial with no sense of
> responsibility for it, just makes it even worse.
> It's simply not attractive, visually or by any
> other means.
>
> Too bad atlas's "dickhead" side is 'fat' itself
> otherwise he sounds like a normal person with a
> pretty honest assessment of today's society.
>
> What I'm also not getting is how you can call
> someone gay because they workout and maintain
> their bodies? I mean.... Is being straight
> equivalent to being morbidly obese? Where's this
> stereotype coming from?


According to the resident douche here, if you actually care about how you look and don't look like a homeless bum (i.e. mephisto) you are pole smoker.

Don't knock my look...it's called MrMeHipster meets Oscar the Grouch.

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Atlas reminds me of that faggot douchbag who heads up wikileaks, boring, useless and gay

Gravis Wrote:
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> to be clear, i'm not saying all overweight people
> should be excused from their bad habits, i'm just
> saying negative reinforcement is the wrong
> answer.
>
> wingnut is right in saying that corporations are
> taking advantage of this phenomenon. quick fix
> solutions are advertised everywhere but in the end
> it usually ends to people actually gaining weight.
> there is also a feedback loop problem in which
> unhealthy foods are cheaper and more plentiful
> than healthy foods so more people buy it which is
> why there is more of it and why it's cheaper.
> there are next to zero ads for healthy products
> but zillions for foods that are horrifically
> unhealthy.
>
> one BIG problem is our food supply. it's
> saturated with unhealthy foods and honestly, some
> people dont know just how is incredibly unhealthy
> some foods are. there is sugar added to
> EVERYTHING in our food and fat to 90% of it. i
> think if there was a separate section for foods
> that actually are healthy for you (and not just
> claim they are) and inexpensive then we would see
> a reduction in obesity.
>
> people do have impulse control problems (not just
> overweight people) because our society is built on
> impulsiveness and instant gratification.
> impulsiveness is glorified then used to manipulate
> people in to buying things they dont need or
> shouldnt be getting.
>
> finally, sedimentary lifestyles are favorable
> because working in an office pays far greater than
> any jobs requiring physical labor.
>
> society is self-destructing.
>
>
> this is not an excuse, this is a clear explanation
> of how society is preying upon itself and what
> needs to change. it's possible to live a healthy
> life but it's not easy in our modern society.
> more people need to become aware of these issues
> and how to avoid them.
>
> shame does not help solve problems, it only
> transfers them to a new problem.


toufuckingche', gravis.
where have you been all my life?

yeefuckinghaw

The best part of all this is that while this Atlas guy goes completely bananas about fat people, and people who waste their body and yadayadayada, he could still just drop dead from an aneurysm, or get ass cancer or any one of a million other things.

You can be in great shape and still drop dead, so maybe you should stop acting like an asshole gym-douche.

BTW, I'm not fat, I just don't like douchey assholes.

Oh, and fuck you!

Atlas cant answer right now, his mom just finished cooking his favorite food in the fry baby.

Bob Evans Wrote:
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> Atlas cant answer right now, his mom just finished
> cooking his favorite food in the fry baby.

Done eating. Check me out, I'm buff.

Yeah, I am 38. Anyway, the GAY thing is just an attempt to deflect: when you have no brain and no recourse to retaliate, namecall. That's fine. It doesn't change anything. When I wake up tomorrow, I will know I can move a shitload of iron, and when you fatasses wake up tomorrow , you will know that you can move a shitload of shit out of your bowels to make room for more food, cause our country more problems, and give me more to laugh at. The worst part here is , aside from those who agree with me, none of you can even argue: not only are you fat, you are dumb too. Talk about two strikes! Wow. Your vocabulary is for shit too , it's like you have completely given up, which is fine. I would love to see Darwinism weed you weak minded fucks out, but you find other lonely, weak minded fucks and manage to procreate. As you die more quickly though, nature will find a way to rid our planet of your sickening meantal weakness.
I am just telling you the truth, you are all a laughingstock, nobody accepts you, you are a disgrace, and you are weak.

What a narcissistic asshole.

tatally./

I'm hurt! I really give a shit what you think

Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> I'm hurt! I really give a shit what you think

Likewise, asswipe.

Then stop responding. I am going to keep spouting the truth: Fat people are a waste of sperm- for as long as this stays at the forefront

Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> Then stop responding. I am going to keep spouting
> the truth: Fat people are a waste of sperm- for as
> long as this stays at the forefront

You sound like someone who has been deeply affected by a fat person. Were you fat at one time and as a result you did not get your daddy's love? Did a loved one die from extreme obesity? Did Chuck Hoffmann take your job? Or are you compensating for some other "shortcoming"? Surely something must be stoking your anger because it's clear you've lost grasp of what should be important in your life.

Who the fuck is this tyrannical douche?

And why the hell won't it answer my question?

Why the anger? MY guess is this twat was raped by a pack of rabid obese and she mad.
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Teh King Wrote:
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> You sound like someone who has been deeply
> affected by a fat person.

POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser!

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Right in the kisser!


That's what you said right before eesh came in your mouth! :)

I think judging by the rage maybe there is a fatty that stole his loved one maybe dick size problems. Or there is a fatty that can bench more.

Fatsos not only routinely make excuses for their own behaivior, they are
here trying to irrationally-rationalize an alterior motive that is
degrading to the person (ATLAS 1) who disagrees with your habits, weight,
and lifestyle.

This also goes on with the homosexual argument, where faggots try and
make some degrading motivation like "fear" being the motive for
"Homoloathia" by trying to label their oposition (The Homoloathics)
as suffering from "Homophobia".

HOW ABOUT "HOMOREPULSIA" YOU FILTHY QUEERS.
DAMN RIGHT I COINED IT !

Dick size, rape, homosexuality... lol! I LOVE it! your irrational arguments prove how weak you are intellectually, and it is probably that same lack of intellect that causes the mental weakness that results in obesity.
You fat fucks are the reason the rest of the world laughs at our country! You're sickening lack of will has made us the butt of the world's jokes.
Hurl on the nonsensical names at me that you want- I don't care, in fact I enjoy it because I can continue to make you feel bad about yourselves...if you are responding, you are reading.
Some idiot above called me a tyrannical douche- how exactly does one become a tyrant of a blog? Am I making you fat fucks come here? No! You come here of your own volition to get abused, much like you stuff McDonald's down your fetid faces of your own volition for self-abuse.
Keep coming you ugly, repugnant, pathetic losers, and I will keep dishing it out! This is one dish you have no appetite for yet you STILL keep coming.
Worthless, lonely fatsos. Hope you have a nice Christmas sitting home alone. I am sure you once believed that someone would love you- but you found out didn't ya? NOBODY loves a fatty

FAT anon-FAGGOT named 'ATLAS 1' wrote :
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> "Dick size, rape, homosexuality... lol! I LOVE it! your irrational arguments"

THERE IS NOTHING IRRATIONAL THAT WHY YOU PROVIDED NO EXAMPLES.

> "prove how weak you are intellectually,"

APARENTLY NOT WEAK ENOUGH FOR YOU TO RATIONALLY REFUTE ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY.

> "and it is probably that same lack of intellect that causes the mental weakness that results in obesity."

I'M NOT OBESE LIKE YOU FAT ASS. GO STICK A NEEDLE FULL OF STERIODS IN YOUR ASS SO PEOPLE ARE FOOLED INTO THINKING YOUR SOME SEMBLANCE OF A REAL MAN WITH AN OUNCE OF NATURAL TESTOSTERONE IN YOUR PUNY WIMPY BODY.

> "You fat fucks"

SORRY, YOU'RE THE ONLY FAT FUCK HERE, FATSO.

> "are the reason the rest of the world laughs at our country!"

THEY LAUGH BECAUSE 'DEMS' ARE.

> "You're sickening lack of will"

LOOK ASSWIPE, YOU ARE THE ONLY "SICKENING ONE" HERE, TUBBY.

> "has made us the butt of the world's jokes."

IF YOU WERE A JOKE, YOU COULD DEFINITELY PLAY THE BUTT,
YOU ROLLY POLLY BASTARD.

> "Hurl on the nonsensical names"

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NON-SENSICAL, AND YOU KNOW IT LARDASS !

> "at me that you want- I don't care,"

I CERTAINLY WILL, WETHER YOU CARE OR NOT.

> "in fact I enjoy it because I can continue to make you feel
> bad about yourselves..."

CLUE : (your plan is NOT working)

> "if you are responding, you are reading."

AND IF YOU WROTE THE SHIT I AM READING, THEN INTINSICALLY, I AM LAUGHING !!!

> "Some idiot above called me a tyrannical douche- how exactly does
> one become a tyrant of a blog?"

YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHE -OF TYRANNICAL PROPORTIONS.

> "Am I making you fat fucks come here? No! You come here of your
> own volition to get abused, much like you stuff McDonald's down
> your fetid faces of your own volition for self-abuse."

TRANSLATION : "BLAH BLAH BALH, VOLITION, BLAH BLAH BLAH, VOLITION."

SOUNDS LIKE YOU LEARNED THE DEFINITION OF "VOLITION" TODAY.
CONGRATS.

THE THESAURUS STRIKES AGAIN!

> "Keep coming you ugly, repugnant, pathetic losers, and I will
> keep dishing it out! This is one dish you have no appetite for
> yet you STILL keep coming."

SOUNDS LIKE A TWINKIE.

> "Worthless, lonely fatsos."

WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS DISCUSSION ?

> "Hope you have a nice Christmas sitting home alone."

YOU TOO, FATSO.

> "I am sure you once believed that someone would love you-
> but you found out didn't ya? NOBODY loves a fatty."

ESPECIALLY UGLY-FATTIES LIKE YOURSELF.

i.e. yes.....A FAT FAGGOT

Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> Dick size, rape, homosexuality... lol! I LOVE it!
> your irrational arguments prove how weak you are
> intellectually, and it is probably that same lack
> of intellect that causes the mental weakness that
> results in obesity.
> You fat fucks are the reason the rest of the world
> laughs at our country! You're sickening lack of
> will has made us the butt of the world's jokes.
> Hurl on the nonsensical names at me that you want-
> I don't care, in fact I enjoy it because I can
> continue to make you feel bad about
> yourselves...if you are responding, you are
> reading.
> Some idiot above called me a tyrannical douche-
> how exactly does one become a tyrant of a blog? Am
> I making you fat fucks come here? No! You come
> here of your own volition to get abused, much like
> you stuff McDonald's down your fetid faces of your
> own volition for self-abuse.
> Keep coming you ugly, repugnant, pathetic losers,
> and I will keep dishing it out! This is one dish
> you have no appetite for yet you STILL keep
> coming.
> Worthless, lonely fatsos. Hope you have a nice
> Christmas sitting home alone. I am sure you once
> believed that someone would love you- but you
> found out didn't ya? NOBODY loves a fatty

Sooo, do you have a sister named Almas, or not?

ATLAS 1 = FAT FAGGOT Wrote:
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> FAT anon-FAGGOT named 'ATLAS 1' wrote :
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > "Dick size, rape, homosexuality... lol! I LOVE
> it! your irrational arguments"
>
> THERE IS NOTHING IRRATIONAL THAT WHY YOU PROVIDED
> NO EXAMPLES.
>
> > "prove how weak you are intellectually,"
>
> APARENTLY NOT WEAK ENOUGH FOR YOU TO RATIONALLY
> REFUTE ANYTHING I HAVE TO SAY.
>
> > "and it is probably that same lack of intellect
> that causes the mental weakness that results in
> obesity."
>
> I'M NOT OBESE LIKE YOU FAT ASS. GO STICK A NEEDLE
> FULL OF STERIODS IN YOUR ASS SO PEOPLE ARE FOOLED
> INTO THINKING YOUR SOME SEMBLANCE OF A REAL MAN
> WITH AN OUNCE OF NATURAL TESTOSTERONE IN YOUR PUNY
> WIMPY BODY.
>
> > "You fat fucks"
>
> SORRY, YOU'RE THE ONLY FAT FUCK HERE, FATSO.
>
> > "are the reason the rest of the world laughs at
> our country!"
>
> THEY LAUGH BECAUSE 'DEMS' ARE.
>
> > "You're sickening lack of will"
>
> LOOK ASSWIPE, YOU ARE THE ONLY "SICKENING ONE"
> HERE, TUBBY.
>
> > "has made us the butt of the world's jokes."
>
> IF YOU WERE A JOKE, YOU COULD DEFINITELY PLAY THE
> BUTT,
> YOU ROLLY POLLY BASTARD.
>
> > "Hurl on the nonsensical names"
>
> THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NON-SENSICAL, AND YOU
> KNOW IT LARDASS !
>
> > "at me that you want- I don't care,"
>
> I CERTAINLY WILL, WETHER YOU CARE OR NOT.
>
> > "in fact I enjoy it because I can continue to
> make you feel
> > bad about yourselves..."
>
> CLUE : (your plan is NOT working)
>
> > "if you are responding, you are reading."
>
> AND IF YOU WROTE THE SHIT I AM READING, THEN
> INTINSICALLY, I AM LAUGHING !!!
>
> > "Some idiot above called me a tyrannical douche-
> how exactly does
> > one become a tyrant of a blog?"
>
> YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE JUST A DOUCHE -OF TYRANNICAL
> PROPORTIONS.
>
> > "Am I making you fat fucks come here? No! You
> come here of your
> > own volition to get abused, much like you stuff
> McDonald's down
> > your fetid faces of your own volition for
> self-abuse."
>
> TRANSLATION : "BLAH BLAH BALH, VOLITION, BLAH
> BLAH BLAH, VOLITION."
>
> SOUNDS LIKE YOU LEARNED THE DEFINITION OF
> "VOLITION" TODAY.
> CONGRATS.
>
> THE THESAURUS STRIKES AGAIN!
>
> > "Keep coming you ugly, repugnant, pathetic
> losers, and I will
> > keep dishing it out! This is one dish you have
> no appetite for
> > yet you STILL keep coming."
>
> SOUNDS LIKE A TWINKIE.
>
> > "Worthless, lonely fatsos."
>
> WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
> DISCUSSION ?
>
> > "Hope you have a nice Christmas sitting home
> alone."
>
> YOU TOO, FATSO.
>
> > "I am sure you once believed that someone would
> love you-
> > but you found out didn't ya? NOBODY loves a
> fatty."
>
> ESPECIALLY UGLY-FATTIES LIKE YOURSELF.


Hahaaa! You are the greatest! Like a trained monkey! Keep me going ! Sublime stupididty! Brilliant ignorance! Unfathomable depth of idiocy! I LOVE you! You really are, in a sea of stupid people , the tops! You know what's so great about you? You are too dumb to know you are dumb! You think you are smart! I love it! Please reply!

Atlas, weren't you banned yesterday? Why are you still here? Are you that desperate you got a new IP address just to keep posting?

Btw:
"Apparently"- Correct spelling
"Intinsically" LOOOL!!!!! What a fucking moron!
"Whether"- correct spellin

Eesh:
This thread has more views and more responses than many, many others. If you don't like it, don't read it. I don't read your posts. I don't see why you care, or why any of these people care, but I am lighting up the board. All people have to do is ignore me, but people won't... what does that tell you about human nature? For example, that one idiot who posts in all caps is right now looking up words that I used so he understands them, and I am eagerly awaiting his response so I can laugh. You , although you claim to dislike me, have responded to me, and I have a feeling that many , many others are looking on. As long as people keep talking to me, I will talk back,. People WANT to talk back...imagine if they channeled that energy into actually DOING something? If Conie or an admin wants me gone or wants me to stop, they can ask me, and I will comply, but nobody has.

eesh Wrote:
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> Atlas, weren't you banned yesterday? Why are you
> still here? Are you that desperate you got a new
> IP address just to keep posting?
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Anon-workout faggot 'Atlas 1' wrote :
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"Hahaaa! You are the greatest!"

I KNOW.

> "Like a trained monkey!"

YOUR MOTHER LIKES TO CALL ME AN APE.

> "Keep me going !"

GOING WHERE, TO HELL ?

> "Sublime stupididty!"

SUBLIME, I LOVED THAT BAND.
CONGRATS, SUBLIME WAS LIKE A THIRD(3) GRADE WORD. YOU'RE MOVING ON UP !

> "Brilliant ignorance!"

IS HOW I WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR STUPIDITY.

> "Unfathomable depth of idiocy!"

WE ARE SO IMPRESSED.
BECAUSE "UNFATHOMABLE" IS A BIG WORD FOR A DUMMY LIKE YOURSELF !

> "I LOVE you!"

OH GOODNESS, THIS ALREADY? I KNEW YOU WERE GAY.

> "You really are, in a sea of stupid people ,"

YOU ARE THE "STUPID PEOPLE" KING.

> "the tops!"

WHEN I GOTTA ROLL A WHITEBOY, I ALWAYS USE TOPS DOUBLE-WIDES.

> "You know what's so great about you?"

EVERYTHING ?

> "You are too dumb to know you are dumb!"

I DISAGREE, YOU DUMBASS.

> "You think you are smart!"

I MORE THAN THINK, I AM.

> "I love it!"

WHAT IS "IT", A MALE PENIS ?

> "Please reply!"

DONE DEAL.

> Btw:
> "Apparently"- Correct spelling"

TYPO? BRILLIANT !

> "Intinsically" LOOOL!!!!!

ANOTHER TYPO? [intRinsically] OOPS, HOW MANY INTERNETZ WILL I BE PENALIZED ?
-1
-1,000,000,000,000,000, ???

> "What a fucking moron!"

WHO YOU FOR HAVING TO LOOK THE WORD UP?

> "Whether"- correct spellin "

SPELLIN ???
WHERE YOUR INTERENT SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION CORRECTNESS NOW, DOUCHE BAG?

Anon-IDIOT named 'Atlas' wrote :
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> "For example, that one idiot who posts in all caps is right
> now looking up words that I used so he understands them,"

YEAH RIGHT,
I WOULD HAVE TO BE EVEN MORE STUPID THAN YOU ARE TO HAVE TO DO THAT.

> "and I am eagerly awaiting his response so I can laugh."

YOU MEAN SO YOU CAN LOOK LIKE AN ASS AS I LAUGH.

>and I have a feeling that many , many others are looking on.

SO YOU LIE TO YOURSELF ALSO, I SEE.
THIS SITE HAS IS THE SLOWEST, LOWEST TRAFFIC-UNPOPULAR PIECES OF SHIT ON THE NET.

DUMBASS.

Ahh you don't disappoint! Even dumber than before! I love it. Let me enlighten you, dipshit: if I call someone a werewolf the burden is on ME to prove they are not on the accused to prove they are not. So go ahead, call me gay or whatever. Since you continue to talk I can keep my message at the forefront: Fat people suck.

As for you, you really do have to realize that you aren't bright: I am sure your grades make that obvious, but I LOVE you, you are good for a lot of laughs!

'Atlas 1' wrote :
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> "Ahh you don't disappoint!"

TRUST ME, THE LADIES ALL AGREE.

> "Even dumber than before!"

OH YEAH, WELL FORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ANY DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

> "I love it."

IS "IT" A MALE PENIS ?

> "Let me enlighten you, dipshit: if I call someone a werewolf
> the burden is on ME to prove they are not on the accused to
> prove they are not."

WAIT A MINUTE, NEED TIME TO COMPUTE....
.....COMPUTING
.....THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
.....DONE
.....

SORRY BUT YOUR SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
PLEASE RESUBMIT YOUR DATA IN A COHERANT GRAMATICALLY CORRECT FORM.

> "So go ahead, call me gay"

YOU ARE A GAY GAY PERSON.

> "or whatever".

YOU WHATEVER !

> "Since you continue to talk I can keep my message at the forefront:
>Fat people suck."

I AGREE, YOU JUST SUCK A LITTLE MORE PATIONATELY
THAN THE AVERAGE FATASS SACK OF SHIT !

> "As for you, you really do have to realize that you aren't bright:"

SAYS THE GRAY CRAYON.

> "I am sure your grades make that obvious,"

GRADES ?
WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED "GRADES".

> "but I LOVE you,"

TALK ABOUT A LOW BLOW KICK TO THE BALLS.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
DID TUTTLE PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

> "you are good for a lot of laughs!"

WELL, AT LEAST I'M GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
I JUST WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU.

Ahhh! Thank GOD! Right before I was off to bed! One more laugh at a true mental midget! Oh, and , please don't forget, fat people suck!

Oh by the way, it's "passionately" loool

Atlas 1 wrote :
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> "Oh by the way, it's "passionately" loool"

REMEMBER, I KEEP MENTIONING YOUR ONE TRACK MIND FOR A REASON.
BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO CAN BLAME YOU FOR POINTING OUT MEANINGLESS THINGS
LIKE TYPOS, WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING INTELLIGENT TO SAY THAT IS RELEVANT OR
OR EVEN REMOTELY PERTINENT TO THE DISCUSSION AT HAND.

BRAVO !

::little monkey in a suit clapping symbols::

GET SOME REST NOW.
YOUR BRAIN CELL, AND ALL THE FAT PACKED AROUND IT, WILL THANK YOU TWOMARROW.

Ahhh! Yes! The reason I love you so much, besides the fact that you use words that aren't words and then claim they are typos when it is clear you have no command of the language, is because you helped me to win a bet about how many responses I could get. As someone accurately guessed some time ago I work for a gym, and all this attention will get at least one fat ass through the door.

So thanks dumb-dumb: you won a bet for me, gave me something to laugh at, and, undoubtedly, helped me piss some people off enough that they will join up.
Gotta love the stupid!
By the way, I know you think there is some sort of erudite symbolism in spelling my name backwards, and that's what makes it funny: you think you are smart!

Thanks for the $200 and the business! Everyone is through with me now lol!

I'll have you know that I am a PROFESSIONAL FU TROLL, and I get paid
one (1) penny per post I make. So if I responded to you 100 times,
then I get and entire dollar. Do that everyday, and that's
Three Hundred and Sixty Five dollars ($365) a year !
Now, compare that to your measly two hundred dollars ($200) and
you will understand why I am laughing all the way to the bank.

IT'S A DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT !

Nice try atlas I'm glad you know when you have been defeated.

Atlas's mom.

soo sexxxy.

Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> Thanks for the $200 and the business! Everyone is
> through with me now lol!

Ah. You went to the Chuck Hoffman school of message boarding, I see. Clearly, we played right into your hands, because you are a master of manipulation. We are cowed by the sheer awesomeness of your evil genius.

If you're betting on message board posts, you really, really need to seek help; you have a gambling addiction. Also, the person who took your $200 bet is a fucking retard. Yes, you sure showed us.

Oh, and congratulations on your job at the gym. I mean, those towels aren't gonna hand themselves out.

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Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> Ahhh! Yes! The reason I love you so much, besides
> the fact that you use words that aren't words and
> then claim they are typos when it is clear you
> have no command of the language, is because you
> helped me to win a bet about how many responses I
> could get. As someone accurately guessed some time
> ago I work for a gym, and all this attention will
> get at least one fat ass through the door.
>
> So thanks dumb-dumb: you won a bet for me, gave me
> something to laugh at, and, undoubtedly, helped me
> piss some people off enough that they will join
> up.
> Gotta love the stupid!
> By the way, I know you think there is some sort of
> erudite symbolism in spelling my name backwards,
> and that's what makes it funny: you think you are
> smart!
>
> Thanks for the $200 and the business! Everyone is
> through with me now lol!


So you "work for" a gym but don't own it?

Lol, I found your posts and this thread very entertaining but perhaps you aren't the brilliant troll I thought you were. Sure, you may or may not have won a bet from one of your fellow meathead gym employees but now both of you will have to personally attend to your new corpulent clientele for the next couple of months who will undoubtedly treat you and your hourly waged fitness industry peers like shit. Have fun wiping the ocean of sweat off your bench press machine and getting fatty arbuckle off to the next station where you'll continue to have to monitor him for a possible coronary.

I was in on the Atlas bet. Here's the deal; in a very short time, Atlas' trolling accrued 1% of all posts for the entire history of the board. There are now over 1,000 views of this post and 142 responses. Our bet was 135 responses, which ,as any gym rat knows , is the exact poundage of a bar with two 45 pound plates: beginning weight to symbolize beginning members. I never though Atlas could get this many views and responses so fast , now here is why we bet:

This thread has over 1000 views; now, let's assume that not that many PEOPLE have actually viewed the thread, but 200 people have viewed it 5 times apiece or so. We have, in that case, just reached 200 people we could have never reached through advertising. Plus, advertising is expensive: here we got exposure for free.

Let's say 5% of that two hundred were so pissed that they went out to join a gym : we figure, based on our size, that 7 of those come to us. That's about 8400 bucks in revenue that we got by not doing anything but utilizing this board to reach our target dem: out of shape people in NOVA.

Atlas won the bet, and I am out 50 bucks (four of us bet ). I have mixed emotions : i hate to lose, even a nominal sum of $50, but I am proud of Atlas, who is my wife and the mother of my three kids!

Your hopelessly STUPID, 'Atlas 2'.
I hope your are as proud to be a moron,
as you are for winning a ficticious bet.

Actually, I lost a real bet you illiterate dickeater. lol. But, I did win overall for sure, just like you lost, and you always will. You were the one who won it for her. Now you are just keeping it alive.

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> I was in on the Atlas bet. Here's the deal; in a
> very short time, Atlas' trolling accrued 1% of all
> posts for the entire history of the board. There
> are now over 1,000 views of this post and 142
> responses. Our bet was 135 responses, which ,as
> any gym rat knows , is the exact poundage of a bar
> with two 45 pound plates: beginning weight to
> symbolize beginning members. I never though Atlas
> could get this many views and responses so fast ,
> now here is why we bet:
>
> This thread has over 1000 views; now, let's assume
> that not that many PEOPLE have actually viewed the
> thread, but 200 people have viewed it 5 times
> apiece or so. We have, in that case, just reached
> 200 people we could have never reached through
> advertising. Plus, advertising is expensive: here
> we got exposure for free.
>
> Let's say 5% of that two hundred were so pissed
> that they went out to join a gym : we figure,
> based on our size, that 7 of those come to us.
> That's about 8400 bucks in revenue that we got by
> not doing anything but utilizing this board to
> reach our target dem: out of shape people in
> NOVA.
>
> Atlas won the bet, and I am out 50 bucks (four of
> us bet ). I have mixed emotions : i hate to lose,
> even a nominal sum of $50, but I am proud of
> Atlas, who is my wife and the mother of my three
> kids!

Your attempt at astroturfing was a complete failure. Anyone with an ounce of marketing sense knows you attract bees with honey, not the piles of shit you've been spewing. None of us gives a fuck what gym you're trying to draw business to. Furthermore, your "wife" acts like a stupid twat.

Atlas 2 = Atlas 1 = COMPLETE DOUCHE BAG

I own three profitable businesses "King". I don't need advice from a bunch of chronic masturbators who hang around here. You and the other regular douchebags can all go circle jerk this holiday season. You lonely, lonely man. You advertise where you can: anyone with marketing sense knows THAT. We played you like a fidlle and still are, so thanks. See you fat fucks when you give us your money. Let's go for 200 posts!

This thread may just reach a new level of hilarity, it figures you hourly wage gym employee meatheads (male or female) couldn't afford to lose $200 of your own menial labor wage so you had to pool together on a troll thread bet. I hope they pay you overtime.

Atlas 1 Wrote:
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> As someone accurately guessed some time
> ago I work for a gym, and all this attention will
> get at least one fat ass through the door.


Have fun helping that 180lb house-frou with the smelly vag finish stretching before you help the old dude who smells funny lift those 20lb dumbbells. Then you can hit the sauna and post something in craigslist's missed connections about the "stud with the huge package that jerked it for me".

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Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> I own three profitable businesses "King". I don't
> need advice from a bunch of chronic masturbators
> who hang around here. You and the other regular
> douchebags can all go circle jerk this holiday
> season. You lonely, lonely man. You advertise
> where you can: anyone with marketing sense knows
> THAT. We played you like a fidlle and still are,
> so thanks. See you fat fucks when you give us your
> money. Let's go for 200 posts!

Uhh, what was the name of your gym? In all the smoke you've been trying blow up everyone's asses, that fact seems to escape me as I'm sure it has all the other "douchbags" you're trying to draw into your establishment. Mighty fine marketing plan you've cooked up. You ought to tally up the time you've spent here with your endless string of useless inflammatory and retaliatory posts and see what it translates into in terms of acquisition cost per new customer. Nevermind, on the other hand, keep at it you delusional piece of shit. I'm sure it will pay off in spades.

'Atlas 2' wrote :
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> 'I own three profitable businesses "King".'

A MAN WHO OWNS THREE "PROFITABLE BUSINESSES" IS *NOT* GOING TO
USE A LOCAL MESSAGE BOARD TO DRUM UP A *LITTLE* FREE ADVERTISING
AT THE EXPENSE OF WASTING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF YOUR PERSONAL FREE TIME
WHILE MAKING A COMPLETE ASS OF YOURSELF.

Say what you will. It must be tough when you know you are stupid and have to go through life. There are times when you probably think you have turned the corner and gained some intelligence, and then your intellectual superiors dupe you again, and you get that old, awful feeling again: the tragic apartment, the molding fast -food leftovers, and the single bed you sleep in every night aren't enough humiliation- people like us have to come in and make you realize how low on the ladder of life you are once AGAIN. You'd think after elementarry school, high school, and junior college you would have accepted that you are destined to die alone- alone and dumb- but you haven't: then we come and kick you in the teeth LOL! . Nice try trying to bait me into saying whether we own the gym or not so you can search it. Use your limited imagination
Please keep this thread on top of the off topic forum for us

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> I own three profitable businesses
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Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> I own three profitable businesses "King".

Stop, your killing me! You have to pool together on a troll thread bet in a pathetic attempt to drum up business for the gym you work for and yet you own "three profitable businesses?" An Amway franchise that covers the rent on your one bedroom apartment hardly qualifies as a profitable business.

Teh King Wrote:
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> Atlas 2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I own three profitable businesses "King". I
> don't
> > need advice from a bunch of chronic
> masturbators
> > who hang around here. You and the other regular
> > douchebags can all go circle jerk this holiday
> > season. You lonely, lonely man. You advertise
> > where you can: anyone with marketing sense
> knows
> > THAT. We played you like a fidlle and still
> are,
> > so thanks. See you fat fucks when you give us
> your
> > money. Let's go for 200 posts!
>
> Uhh, what was the name of your gym? In all the
> smoke you've been trying blow up everyone's asses,
> that fact seems to escape me as I'm sure it has
> all the other "douchbags" you're trying to draw
> into your establishment. Mighty fine marketing
> plan you've cooked up. You ought to tally up the
> time you've spent here with your endless string of
> useless inflammatory and retaliatory posts and see
> what it translates into in terms of acquisition
> cost per new customer. Nevermind, on the other
> hand, keep at it you delusional piece of shit. I'm
> sure it will pay off in spades.


It was a mighty fine plan. It takes two seconds to post here. I am doing what Mike O'Mear does on the Fairfax Forum- piss people off, but keep them around. In Mike's case maybe some of the people who get pissed will listen: in my case, maybe , in fact it's a certainty, that at least one person will get fired up and join the gym. That is one more person than I would have had and it cost me nothing
Further, I am sure that there has been MORE than 1 that has signed up, and the cost of reaching these people was nil.
FURTHER, you guys keep taking the bait, so the topic stays up front, so more people read it, so more fat people may get the urge to do something about their situation, so more people may walk through our door. MAkes a lot more sense to get them in for free while having fun in here than by trhowing up signs, or buying a radio spot, or by taking some crappy add on CSN.
Please keep us #1 in off topic. Thanks!

Here's the gym Atlas works for:

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You are right ! How did you know? Imagine the profit margin we make withthat kind of overhead cost.

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> Say what you will. It must be tough when you know
> you are stupid and have to go through life. There
> are times when you probably think you have turned
> the corner and gained some intelligence, and then
> your intellectual superiors dupe you again, and
> you get that old, awful feeling again: the tragic
> apartment, the molding fast -food leftovers, and
> the single bed you sleep in every night aren't
> enough humiliation- people like us have to come in
> and make you realize how low on the ladder of life
> you are once AGAIN. You'd think after elementarry
> school, high school, and junior college you would
> have accepted that you are destined to die alone-
> alone and dumb- but you haven't: then we come and
> kick you in the teeth LOL! . Nice try trying to
> bait me into saying whether we own the gym or not
> so you can search it. Use your limited
> imagination
> Please keep this thread on top of the off topic
> forum for us

Please reveal to me, for the sake of filling the void of my feeble intellect, how does this masterstroke of marketing deliver the loathsome fatties to the doorstep of your business without revealing the name? As you have said, I'm a fucking lonely idiot. You'll have to lead me by the nose if you expect me to find this gem of inspiration and the path to my fatty salvation.

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> Teh King Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Atlas 2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I own three profitable businesses "King". I
> > don't
> > > need advice from a bunch of chronic
> > masturbators
> > > who hang around here. You and the other
> regular
> > > douchebags can all go circle jerk this
> holiday
> > > season. You lonely, lonely man. You advertise
> > > where you can: anyone with marketing sense
> > knows
> > > THAT. We played you like a fidlle and still
> > are,
> > > so thanks. See you fat fucks when you give us
> > your
> > > money. Let's go for 200 posts!
> >
> > Uhh, what was the name of your gym? In all the
> > smoke you've been trying blow up everyone's
> asses,
> > that fact seems to escape me as I'm sure it has
> > all the other "douchbags" you're trying to draw
> > into your establishment. Mighty fine marketing
> > plan you've cooked up. You ought to tally up
> the
> > time you've spent here with your endless string
> of
> > useless inflammatory and retaliatory posts and
> see
> > what it translates into in terms of acquisition
> > cost per new customer. Nevermind, on the other
> > hand, keep at it you delusional piece of shit.
> I'm
> > sure it will pay off in spades.
>
>
> It was a mighty fine plan. It takes two seconds to
> post here. I am doing what Mike O'Mear does on the
> Fairfax Forum- piss people off, but keep them
> around. In Mike's case maybe some of the people
> who get pissed will listen: in my case, maybe , in
> fact it's a certainty, that at least one person
> will get fired up and join the gym. That is one
> more person than I would have had and it cost me
> nothing
> Further, I am sure that there has been MORE than 1
> that has signed up, and the cost of reaching these
> people was nil.
> FURTHER, you guys keep taking the bait, so the
> topic stays up front, so more people read it, so
> more fat people may get the urge to do something
> about their situation, so more people may walk
> through our door. MAkes a lot more sense to get
> them in for free while having fun in here than by
> trhowing up signs, or buying a radio spot, or by
> taking some crappy add on CSN.
> Please keep us #1 in off topic. Thanks!

Yes, this thread will soon join the ranks of the dozens of other top ranking threads in terms of posts and views such as the many "RIP" and other memorial death threads that the entire world comes to view in order to take a piss on the original poster.

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> You are right ! How did you know? Imagine the
> profit margin we make withthat kind of overhead
> cost.

So you own the gym now? I posted earlier that you worked for it.

First of all, THAT was funny. Maybe you aren't that stupid. Don't worry about how I know though. Put it this way: names go a long way. People tend to look for established places, and we offer that. This thread has drawn so much attention now that I am sure some have been motivated to action, and given that, I am sure some have come to our door. I gave a minimum figure above that I thought we might cull: if we do half that it is STILL better than nothing, and if we do zero, we have lost no money and have had fun antagonizing people. I am sure we have gotten people to our doors though.
The beauty of it is: if you trumpet some gym and it's not ours and these idiots believe you, they will most certainly come to us by default. If you cry a name and it IS ours, we are no worse of than we were before and we still got to piss you off. To complicate matters, no mater what name anyone calls, I will respond in whatever way that I feel will help us the most. FOr example, if you cry out Lifetime fitness I may say "Damn you are right" and then people will take their business elsewhere thinking they are screwing me when I am lying. Or, I may say, "NO not there" and people will think I am lying when maybe I am telling the truth, and then they might unwillingly give me there money.

The important thing is to keep this thread going, and you all keep helping me, so thanks.

globo jim Wrote:
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> Atlas 2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are right ! How did you know? Imagine the
> > profit margin we make withthat kind of overhead
> > cost.
>
> So you own the gym now? I posted earlier that you
> worked for it.

Jesus are you really THIS stupid? Yeah, I do. That idiot had a picture of my living room. You know, you are like the opposite of Jesus. Tomorrow night, three stupid men will come to your mom's door looking for the savior of the stupid- you

I may be wrong but you must be the douchebag that drives the blue Subaru WRX, no?

Oh yes! uh oh, I mean no! Uh oh, I mean yes! Now why in hell would I answer that?

It was purely a rhetorical question. If you are a douchebag that works at or owns Lifetime then it's a pretty good chance, all things considered, that you are that douchebag or know that other douchebag.

This is Atlas:





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If you wanted an answer , then it wasn't rhetorical you feeble minded sack of turds. The best answer would be to tell you that , since I am not a douchebag at all, teh premise of your question is invalid.
Sounds like you have a jealousy issue- probably because you are fat and stupid and fell inferior. Well, you ARE inferior, so at least you are right about that
Here are a few questions for you and they aren't rhetorical;
Are you fat?
Do you live alone?
Are you in middle age?
Do you rent an apartment?
Do you feel that you are a disappointment to your parents?

so atlas has big muscles to make up for his lack of cock.


keep up the good work, atlas; just keep your shorts up too, okay?


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Atlas is a woman stupid. Try to keep up. I am her husband

themuse Wrote:
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> so atlas has big muscles to make up for his lack
> of cock.
>
>
> keep up the good work, atlas; just keep your
> shorts up too, okay?


coach,

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. remove at once.

No jealousy from me and I certainly have no shame about my standard of living or the quality of my life. No, I am not fat. No, I do not live alone. With the quality of the company I keep, "lonely" is not a term that comes to mind when I describe my life. Define "middle aged"? Over 40, yes. I own my own home. I have an IQ in the 98th percentile and an eight inch cock. I do not have an inferiority complex.

You need to stop projecting your personal insecurities on to me. They don't fit.

Have fun dying alone

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> Have fun dying alone

Brilliant retort. I'll be laying awake all night... not. Clearly your wit has gassed out.

MORE REPULSIVE PICTURES OF TINY PENISES PLEASE.

You said you didn't live alone, but then you said with the quality of company you keep you wouldn't say you are lonely. Therefore, you are most likely a common middle aged man with roommates- beyond pathetic. The analysis was there, and I touched what you fear. Have fun on Christmas with no kids, no lady to share your life with, and no prospects.

*GROSS FACTOR* Wrote:
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> MORE REPULSIVE PICTURES OF TINY PENISES PLEASE.

That's not a penis. That's a photo of Atlas's wife's clit and meat curtains. Lucky guy, isn't he?

You say that about my wife and MY wit has failed? We are both laughing. Call one of your roommates, maybe hhe will think you are funny. Then again, you may really be confused due to your lack of experience with women. By the way, not a chance you are Mensa worthy, you aren't bright enough , not even close. And, you are a disappointment to your parents.

You are so far from hitting the mark that I am actually laughing out loud. However, I'll tap out now. I've got two episodes of Breaking Bad waiting on the DVR. Infinitely more entertaining than watching you paint yourself further into a corner.

LUCKY GUY INDEED !

Night then

Teh King Wrote:
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> I'll tap . . .

hey king, you booked your flight yet?

yeefuckinghaw

Night to you too Muse. I really find you and King pretty interesting to be honest.

This whole "generating business" angle is retarded, too. It's easy to avoid Atlas's gym; if the guy at the front desk is a douche who looks at your package a little top long, it's him.

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Did Loki help you with that?

Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> Did Loki help you with that?

It was actually Heimdall, who helps me to see the truth from afar.

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Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> Atlas is a woman stupid. Try to keep up. I am her
> husband


Right, and when another poster posted as Atlas she changed to Atlas 1 and posted the following...



Posted by: Atlas 1 ()
Date: December 21, 2010 11:13PM

Yeah, I am 38. Anyway, the GAY thing is just an attempt to deflect: when you have no brain and no recourse to retaliate, namecall. That's fine. It doesn't change anything. When I wake up tomorrow, I will know I can move a shitload of iron, and when you fatasses wake up tomorrow , you will know that you can move a shitload of shit out of your bowels to make room for more food, cause our country more problems, and give me more to laugh at.


Nice! what red blooded heterosexual man wouldn't want to marry and procreate with a woman who can move a shitload of iron? (she sounds like Starla, Rex Kwon Do's wife from Napoleon Dynamite) You and your wife are making the classic troll mistake of revealing too much about yourselves in your trolling and opening yourselves up to ridicule with your own typed words.

I'm with you on keeping this thread going and honestly, I hope you do get a ton of new fatty customers coming your way next month. I know several people in the fitness industry and know for a fact that they don't make shit for money no matter how busy they are, it's their spouses that are the family breadwinners. Unfortunately, both of you are in the same one step up from fast food service industry.

But then again you've got those three profitable business. Then again, why would you be working for someone else at the gym if you've got those businesses? Love of whipping fatties into shape or cardiac arrest?

Do yourself a favor though and bring your shemale wife back to post instead of you, she's obviously brighter of the two of you.

themuse Wrote:
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> Teh King Wrote:
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> -----
> > I'll tap . . .
>
> hey king, you booked your flight yet?

Not yet. It's looking like I'll have to push the trip back to mid February or so. It depends on how work goes.

I agree with globo jim, atlas and atlas 1 was alot more interesting.

Teh King Wrote:
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> No jealousy from me and I certainly have no shame
> about my standard of living or the quality of my
> life. No, I am not fat. No, I do not live alone.
> With the quality of the company I keep, "lonely"
> is not a term that comes to mind when I describe
> my life. Define "middle aged"? Over 40, yes. I own
> my own home. I have an IQ in the 98th percentile
> and an eight inch cock. I do not have an
> inferiority complex.

And this is why they call you Teh King.

Would you like to tie me up some

time?


edit by Cary: Impersonator/troll account deleted. This account was registered with a cyrillic "С" to impersonate the user Conie. Cyrillic/extended character set registrations have been disabled.



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Сonie Wrote:
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> Teh King Wrote:
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> > No jealousy from me and I certainly have no
> shame
> > about my standard of living or the quality of
> my
> > life. No, I am not fat. No, I do not live
> alone.
> > With the quality of the company I keep,
> "lonely"
> > is not a term that comes to mind when I
> describe
> > my life. Define "middle aged"? Over 40, yes. I
> own
> > my own home. I have an IQ in the 98th
> percentile
> > and an eight inch cock. I do not have an
> > inferiority complex.
>
> And this is why they call you Teh King.
>
> Would you like to tie me up some
>
> time?




you are officially the sluttiest member on this site. are you drunk? desperate?

cone looking for a bone Wrote:
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> Сonie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Teh King Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No jealousy from me and I certainly have no
> > shame
> > > about my standard of living or the quality of
> > my
> > > life. No, I am not fat. No, I do not live
> > alone.
> > > With the quality of the company I keep,
> > "lonely"
> > > is not a term that comes to mind when I
> > describe
> > > my life. Define "middle aged"? Over 40, yes.
> I
> > own
> > > my own home. I have an IQ in the 98th
> > percentile
> > > and an eight inch cock. I do not have an
> > > inferiority complex.
> >
> > And this is why they call you Teh King.
> >
> > Would you like to tie me up some
> >
> > time?
>
>
> you are officially the sluttiest member on this
> site. are you drunk? desperate?


la di da la di da.

No I am not drunk.

Define desperate. It's called a dictionary, by the way.

Slutty? la di da la di

da. Have you met themuse?

da daaaa!

It doesn't matter. I don't discriminate against either the drunk nor the desperate. Normal height and weight proportions is all I ask.

Teh King Wrote:
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> Normal height
> and weight proportions is all I ask.




Check out Alias then.




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> Teh King Wrote:
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> > Normal height
> > and weight proportions is all I ask.
>
>
> Check out Alias then.
>
>

It looks like I'm searching for something.

Oh, I remember. I was looking for eesh.
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I'd like to thank all you fat heads with your fat asses who have made this thread possible. As the aerobics director for the gym as well as Atlas 2's main squeeze, the extra business you idiots have brought us will translate into more trinkets coming my way. Your obsession with Mr. and Mrs. Atlas is a beautiful thing so keep up the good work and help me cushion my love nest.

I saw one of you here today; it wasn't too difficult picking a baboon out of the crowd. Then, if that hadn't been easy enough, the idiot asked to speak to Atlas 2.

Thanks for the LAUGH.

Merry Christmas, you piss face dick heads.

I seriously doubt this thread helped increase business at any of the local gyms.

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Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> I seriously doubt this thread helped increase
> business at any of the local gyms.


+1. Not at this time of the year. 99% of the people out there are too busy finishing up Christmas shit to worry about joining any type of gym. I even noticed that the gym was much less crowded this week and will probably be the same next week.

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Atlas 2 Wrote:
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> > Did Loki help you with that?
>
> It was actually Heimdall, who helps me to see the
> truth from afar.


Really? Let me try
I have made my stupid circle, waved my silly athame, summoned the ridiculous corners:
"Oh Heimdall, help me see clearly....what do most of these posters look like?"

Oh wow !!! I am getting something:










Hmmmm, a douche...some bags....DOUCHEBAGS!!!! HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!
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Sure, buddy. You pretend to work at a gym and take bets on post counts. I don't think you'll be making me or anyone else self-conscious anytime soon.

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