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The cat fan always tries to censor my posts. He won’t let me have just one thread, to discuss my bowels, or help others with bowel problems. This is because he doesn’t care, and the only place he has “influence” is locking up threads on this World Wide Web site. A sad and angry individual.
Maybe if he served this nation he’d do something important. No unfortunately he gets off on censorship. My bowels don’t have to deal with this, and I will continue not to let this super bowel person block anything being done. This Sunday at another church, with IBS cards and a guest sermon.
T-bone steaks are on sale at food lion so I got three of them. As soon as my baked potatoes are done I am going to grill the steaks. My bowels can handle it!
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is planning a trip to Paint Bank Va where 5am guy will be attending a superbowl party. 5am guy will be eating a lot of different foods at this event. 5am guy will be expecting bowel trouble.
5 am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> planning a trip to Paint Bank Va where 5am guy
> will be attending a superbowl party. 5am guy will
> be eating a lot of different foods at this event.
> 5am guy will be expecting bowel trouble.
Posting at 4:11? Please change your name, you can’t even post at 5am.
I am making a nice country breakfast this morning. Six poached eggs over fresh biscuits with spicy sausage patties a big bowl of buttery grits with hot coffee and orange juice. My bowels got this!
I just had 8 dollars worth of fried eggs with two toasted bagels and a pound of Jimmy Dean hot sausage. My breakfast costed me nearly 16 dollars but my bowels can take it. My wallet is not liking it tho.
John Plop Wrote:
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> Going to Elevation Burger today. Going to really
> test the system!
It’s your colon. Your bowels. Yet wondering if you could compromise the deluge on them. Thinking you’re going to see a rectal mirror of horror with that.
Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Off to the Barnside Diner. There’s going be lots
> of bacon and hash browns.
Stop impersonating me. I never heard of the barnside diner. I usually only go to IHOP or Burger King.
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to everyone here.
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works
> the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch
> around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time
> of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A
> little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub
> from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping
> off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to
> everyone here.
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works
> the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch
> around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time
> of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A
> little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub
> from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping
> off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to
> everyone here.
Again, please change your name if you aren’t going to post exactly at 5:00. Today you are 4:24am Guy.
Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a break.
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations
> after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my
> bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a
> break.
420 420 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations
> > after I leave the groan throne. They help me to
> my
> > bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets
> a
> > break.
>
>
> Drugs or mental illness?
both are involved. His opioid addiction is what has destroyed his GI tract.
However, Alzheimer's is becoming more and more of a problem for him
Real Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> > Tippys is on the docket. My bowels got this.
>
>
> Impersonator again. I, real Fatso Freddie, only
> goes to IHOP and Burger King.
two imposters... as the really real Fatso Freddie, I only eat food from seven elevens and tacos from a truck.
Brown Onion and I just ate a big dinner at our favorite restaurant, Tippy's, then came home for a session of scat sex. I sat on Brown's face while he tongued my hole. The soft lapping of Brown Onion's tongue on my sphincter never fails to bring me to orgasm, acompanied by a thick pungent stream of juicy lava. When Brown finished lapping up my bowel contents and licking my cheeks clean, we switched off. We love Tippy's Taco.
Having breakfast at home this morning but I only have 5 eggs. I guess I will fry up a couple cans of spam to go with the eggs and a big pot of buttery grits for a side dish. My bowels will handle it all.
I am in the Bob Evans parking lot now waiting for them to open. I am getting the sunshine skillet plus biscuits and gravy and a bowl of grits. My bowels are ready.
Ladies and gentlemen lend me your ears! It is your decision to destroy your bowels and/or speed up the betrayal process. Yet my bowels quiver at what you’re throwing at your colons. Just am stunned and hope you’ll all look at the Bristol Stool Guide for information.