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Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2023 05:03AM

The cat fan always tries to censor my posts. He won’t let me have just one thread, to discuss my bowels, or help others with bowel problems. This is because he doesn’t care, and the only place he has “influence” is locking up threads on this World Wide Web site. A sad and angry individual.

Maybe if he served this nation he’d do something important. No unfortunately he gets off on censorship. My bowels don’t have to deal with this, and I will continue not to let this super bowel person block anything being done. This Sunday at another church, with IBS cards and a guest sermon.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: TOONCES ()
Date: January 20, 2023 05:26AM

MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Horny Toad ()
Date: January 20, 2023 06:34AM

I actually don’t mind a little pussy

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 20, 2023 01:58PM

Going to Burger King for multiple Whopper’s. Take this bowels!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 20, 2023 01:58PM

Going to Burger King for multiple Whopper’s. Take this bowels!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 20, 2023 03:29PM

At Burger King I usually get 3 triple whopper’s.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Date: January 20, 2023 03:33PM

lol

reminds me of when eye was in high school and still ate modern day cave man food

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 20, 2023 03:37PM

I had two Fosters burgers with fries and 10 boneless wings for lunch my bowels are venting but they seem to be processing everything nicely.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Boldness in Bowel ()
Date: January 20, 2023 05:42PM

Tonight Taco Bell! Lots of Diablo sauce and cant wait to see what happens!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Edgar Cayce Institute ()
Date: January 20, 2023 05:51PM

You need colonic hydrotherapy.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 21, 2023 06:39AM

Making flapjacks with eggs sausage and fried potatoes for breakfast. My bowels love it.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Yawl ()
Date: January 21, 2023 07:12AM

Add flax seed to the pancakes. You’ll thank me later.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Flapjack Frankie ()
Date: January 21, 2023 07:55AM

Yawl Wrote:
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> Add flax seed to the pancakes. You’ll thank me
> later.


Fuck flaxseed

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 21, 2023 08:30AM

Had a whole grain bagel with orange juice and a big glass of water for breakfast and I feel great!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: January 21, 2023 09:12AM

I provide colonic hydrotherapy services free of charge!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: January 21, 2023 09:36AM

Going to Tippys Taco for lunch today. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Gato ()
Date: January 21, 2023 09:41AM

Cars, please!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: January 22, 2023 03:33PM

T-bone steaks are on sale at food lion so I got three of them. As soon as my baked potatoes are done I am going to grill the steaks. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie’s cousin ()
Date: January 22, 2023 10:41PM

Going to McDonalds for lunch tomorrow. Will have 4 Big Macs, my bowels can handle it.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: 5 am guy. ()
Date: January 23, 2023 04:11AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is planning a trip to Paint Bank Va where 5am guy will be attending a superbowl party. 5am guy will be eating a lot of different foods at this event. 5am guy will be expecting bowel trouble.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Northern Neck ()
Date: January 23, 2023 05:29AM

They got cable and internet in Point Break Va?

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Precise Pete ()
Date: January 23, 2023 06:36AM

5 am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> planning a trip to Paint Bank Va where 5am guy
> will be attending a superbowl party. 5am guy will
> be eating a lot of different foods at this event.
> 5am guy will be expecting bowel trouble.


Posting at 4:11? Please change your name, you can’t even post at 5am.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 28, 2023 06:42AM

I am making a nice country breakfast this morning. Six poached eggs over fresh biscuits with spicy sausage patties a big bowl of buttery grits with hot coffee and orange juice. My bowels got this!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Don Gato ()
Date: January 28, 2023 07:12AM

Meow.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 29, 2023 09:42AM

I just had 8 dollars worth of fried eggs with two toasted bagels and a pound of Jimmy Dean hot sausage. My breakfast costed me nearly 16 dollars but my bowels can take it. My wallet is not liking it tho.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 29, 2023 11:26AM

Time to make a big salad with grape tomatoes peppers, onions, carrots and pickles. Very bowel friendly.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie’s brother ()
Date: January 29, 2023 12:19PM

Just ordered 3 large Papa John’s pizzas. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowelst
Posted by: John Plop ()
Date: January 30, 2023 09:09AM

Going to Elevation Burger today. Going to really test the system!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowelst
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2023 02:32PM

John Plop Wrote:
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> Going to Elevation Burger today. Going to really
> test the system!

It’s your colon. Your bowels. Yet wondering if you could compromise the deluge on them. Thinking you’re going to see a rectal mirror of horror with that.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowelst
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 30, 2023 07:52PM

Off to the Barnside Diner. There’s going be lots of bacon and hash browns.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowelst
Posted by: Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 30, 2023 08:39PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Off to the Barnside Diner. There’s going be lots
> of bacon and hash browns.


Stop impersonating me. I never heard of the barnside diner. I usually only go to IHOP or Burger King.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Eat Better ()
Date: January 30, 2023 09:03PM

Try The Virginian Restaurant in Vienna.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 31, 2023 02:55PM

Had lots of McDonald’s foods today. My bowels got this.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Rusty Crapmace ()
Date: January 31, 2023 03:59PM

Someone decided to steal my name. Brown Onion is a veteran and American hero who still serves his community.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2023 09:32PM

Tokyo Rose might as well be in my intestines. The midwives have been summoned, as there will be lots of pain on the groan throne.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: mmye9 ()
Date: January 31, 2023 09:47PM

You be you.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Curb shitter ()
Date: January 31, 2023 11:04PM

Going to Tippys tomorrow. Get the curb ready.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: February 01, 2023 04:24AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to everyone here.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: 6am guy ()
Date: February 01, 2023 05:48AM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works
> the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch
> around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time
> of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A
> little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub
> from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping
> off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to
> everyone here.

seek help.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Precise Pete ()
Date: February 01, 2023 07:15AM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy works
> the overnite shift so 5am guy eats his lunch
> around 2am or 3am. Lunch food options at that time
> of the morning are very limited for 5am guy. A
> little while ago 5am guy had a chicken salad sub
> from Royal Farms. Soon 5am guy will be dropping
> off a load. 5am guy sends the best of wishes to
> everyone here.

Again, please change your name if you aren’t going to post exactly at 5:00. Today you are 4:24am Guy.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2023 02:39PM

Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a break.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: 420 420 ()
Date: February 01, 2023 08:38PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations
> after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my
> bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a
> break.


Drugs or mental illness?

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Po Boi ()
Date: February 01, 2023 09:12PM

Very strange.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: John Lennon ()
Date: February 01, 2023 09:27PM

Strange days indeed.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Spex ()
Date: February 01, 2023 09:54PM

Goo goo ga joob

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 02, 2023 01:10PM

Tippys is on the docket. My bowels got this.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: more than that... ()
Date: February 02, 2023 01:55PM

420 420 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations
> > after I leave the groan throne. They help me to
> my
> > bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets
> a
> > break.
>
>
> Drugs or mental illness?

both are involved. His opioid addiction is what has destroyed his GI tract.

However, Alzheimer's is becoming more and more of a problem for him

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 02, 2023 02:26PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Tippys is on the docket. My bowels got this.


Impersonator again. I, real Fatso Freddie, only goes to IHOP and Burger King.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Really Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 02, 2023 03:48PM

Real Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tippys is on the docket. My bowels got this.
>
>
> Impersonator again. I, real Fatso Freddie, only
> goes to IHOP and Burger King.


two imposters... as the really real Fatso Freddie, I only eat food from seven elevens and tacos from a truck.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: February 03, 2023 07:19PM

Just finished two meatball subs from Sheetz. My bowels got this!

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Date: February 03, 2023 09:00PM

Brown Onion and I just ate a big dinner at our favorite restaurant, Tippy's, then came home for a session of scat sex. I sat on Brown's face while he tongued my hole. The soft lapping of Brown Onion's tongue on my sphincter never fails to bring me to orgasm, acompanied by a thick pungent stream of juicy lava. When Brown finished lapping up my bowel contents and licking my cheeks clean, we switched off. We love Tippy's Taco.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 03, 2023 09:47PM

I am the real deal. Going to IHOP in the morning. Groan throne in the afternoon.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: message onion ()
Date: February 04, 2023 05:37AM

Has anyone heard from Red onion class of 2006 lately?

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Über Allez ()
Date: February 04, 2023 06:51AM

He’s well and off-work on Sundays. Usually drinks beerz, grills meat and watches sports on TV.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: February 04, 2023 07:20AM

Having breakfast at home this morning but I only have 5 eggs. I guess I will fry up a couple cans of spam to go with the eggs and a big pot of buttery grits for a side dish. My bowels will handle it all.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Healthy Hal ()
Date: February 04, 2023 07:35AM

Having a poached egg and orange juice. My bowels are great.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: February 04, 2023 02:26PM

Lard is lubricant for my bowels.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace,,,1965 ()
Date: February 04, 2023 03:07PM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Lard is lubricant for my bowels.

and you love the taste of lard.

I remember when you first showed up

Brown Onion was so excited to have a BiB who did ass tom mouth...

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Harry Hamburgler ()
Date: February 04, 2023 09:32PM

Just had 6 Big Macs. My bowels will explode soon.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: February 05, 2023 06:53AM

I am in the Bob Evans parking lot now waiting for them to open. I am getting the sunshine skillet plus biscuits and gravy and a bowl of grits. My bowels are ready.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Harry Hamburgler ()
Date: February 05, 2023 07:48AM

On the groan throne for 2 hours this morning. Now I will go get 2 Sausage McMuffins and 2 hash browns. Bowels are ready.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2023 08:44AM

Ladies and gentlemen lend me your ears! It is your decision to destroy your bowels and/or speed up the betrayal process. Yet my bowels quiver at what you’re throwing at your colons. Just am stunned and hope you’ll all look at the Bristol Stool Guide for information.

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Re: Cats don’t deter my bowels
Posted by: Milk, Milk, Lemonade ()
Date: February 05, 2023 08:52AM

SBD

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