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I just had 6 fried eggs with a half pound of fried sausage and 4 big biscuits. My bowels are up for the challenge.
Going to drive to Fredericksburg later today to eat at Cook Out.
boiled. onion Wrote:
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> I just had 6 fried eggs with a half pound of fried
> sausage and 4 big biscuits. My bowels are up for
> the challenge.
> Going to drive to Fredericksburg later today to
> eat at Cook Out.
Made the mistake of corn beef hash. So concerned about what’s coming soon.
Teddy Goodfart Wrote:
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> eat McRibs Wrote:
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> > McRibs are good for the bowels.
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> That doesn’t sound accurate.
Quit being small-minded. I bet you are one of those unfortunates who flush your poopies down right away. Us BiBs know that laying those logs is just the beginning of the fun.
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Just finished eating at Cook-out in Fredericksburg. Had two "Steak style" burgers, two chili-dogs, large fries, large coleslaw and a peach cobbler milkshake.
I hope I can make it home without having to use a public restroom.
boiled. onion Wrote:
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> Just finished eating at Cook-out in
> Fredericksburg. Had two "Steak style" burgers, two
> chili-dogs, large fries, large coleslaw and a
> peach cobbler milkshake.
> I hope I can make it home without having to use a
> public restroom.
toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled. onion Wrote:
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> > Just finished eating at Cook-out in
> > Fredericksburg. Had two "Steak style" burgers,
> two
> > chili-dogs, large fries, large coleslaw and a
> > peach cobbler milkshake.
> > I hope I can make it home without having to use
> a
> > public restroom.
>
> You should consider a healthy salad for dinner.
You are right toast. I am going to get a salad to go with my large pizza with steak, mushrooms and onions for dinner tonight. Thanks!
Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Let’s get the sitz bath ready. A lot of work
> with the Preparation H too, and know that despite
> the pain, I hope to make it manageable.
Do you ever sit in your fancy chair or do you just like crawling underneath to get a face full of your favorite goodies?
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You and maybe Brown Onion only ones talking about shit. All your posts do, and if I remember correctly, Browns were 90% plus about it. Hambeast seems to be more about his body and other processes. Admittedly not popular. Yet still better than the crap you regularly post. You and Brown have more in common than one would think.
Up early and headed to Royal Farms. I found out they will cook chicken 24 hours a day so I decided that a 8 piece family meal would make a nice breakfast today! It comes with western fries and 4 biscuits. My bowels can handle it!
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
With you messing me up inside
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking on the groan throne
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back
From outer space
I just ran into the can
With that messed up look on my face
I should have listened to the doc
I should have taken my meds regularly
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Go on now go, flow on out my backdoor
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to mess me up inside
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to poop
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my poop to give
And I'll survive
I will survive (hey-hey)
toasted onion Wrote:
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> Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> > Healthy breakfast today. Cheerios and fruit.
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> That is great! Making healthy choices will make
> you look and feel better!
People actually think Cheerios is a healthy choice!
Nasty...
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> toasted onion Wrote:
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> > Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> > > Healthy breakfast today. Cheerios and fruit.
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> >
> > That is great! Making healthy choices will make
> > you look and feel better!
>
> People actually think Cheerios is a healthy
> choice!
> Nasty...
I eat grape nuts or oatmeal but cheerios are not bad as they are high in fiber and low in sugar. They are better than eating pancakes sausage and eggs.
Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Been sitting on the toilet all day. I know piles
> are in the forecast. Damn it!
Say hey, good lookin', what you got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
Hey, sweet baby, don't you think maybe
We could find us a brand new recipe?
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jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "An ode to IBS"
>
>
> At first I was afraid
> I was petrified
> Kept thinking I could never live
> With you messing me up inside
> But then I spent so many nights
> Thinking on the groan throne
> And I grew strong
> And I learned how to get along
>
> And so you're back
> From outer space
> I just ran into the can
> With that messed up look on my face
> I should have listened to the doc
> I should have taken my meds regularly
> If I had known for just one second
> You'd be back to bother me
>
> Go on now go, flow on out my backdoor
> Just turn around now
> 'Cause you're not welcome anymore
> Weren't you the one who tried to mess me up
> inside
> Did you think I'd crumble
> Did you think I'd lay down and die
> Oh no, not I
>
> I will survive
> Oh as long as I know how to poop
> I know I'll stay alive
> I've got all my life to live
> I've got all my poop to give
> And I'll survive
> I will survive (hey-hey)